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You didn't have to stay / I know / She's been sleeping for 18 hours / How about I watch over for a bit / I'm fine here / Very well / Do a deer a female deer
Walkerton certainly likes Joyce a lot / Everyone knows but Joyce of course / But now / This is way too much for him to handle / He really needs to find someone else But ah sure ain't tellin' him that / I'm sure Mike would be glad to / Wow We've found a use for him
I got it I got it / Move I'm going to smash the spider / Hey it's just a bug / Bug / I'll have you know spiders are arachnids not insects / If ya can smash 'em they're bugs / That's not how it works / Hey Jason I found someone as anal as you
I figger everything fits into five major groups / There's birds bugs hairy things monkeys and people And uh fish So six / Pretty efficient huh / TWITCH / You like
Your education was sorely lacking / Yeah it rules / Bro / Where's Joyce / Hey she's / Uh oh
 
JOYCE
Whew That was close / Walky you idiot / Idiot I saved you / Why don't you just leave me alone This is what I want okay / I hate you / I waited for you And you treat me like this / No mindwipe for you / Ever / Wait / BOINK / Yeah well if that broke it would've been really cool
Walkerton Joyce How'd you get in here without authorization / Uh
And then Walkerton jumped in and stopped me from using it / Is that true / I have nuffin' to say / That's refreshing / Walkerton wait / You're staying right here Joyce where we can keep an eye on you / Walky
Hey you What's yer name / Dina / Are you psychotic or weird or deranged in any way / I'm a scientist / I 'spose I could overlook that Wanna be my girl
 
Hi Walkerton / I'd just like to say that me an' my girlfriend are gonna go eat somewhere Me an' my girlfriend say goodnight / Ya always hurt the ones ya love / Yeah
Ah told her / Why couldn't Joyce talk to us about her feelings before they got out of hand / She's lost so much / Hey a girl's got to have her secrets / But at what cost
Maybe ah should start followin' my own advice / Oh / Like Joyce ah don't want my ghosts exposed to the world But then they sit an' rot an' grow / An' ah know a willin' listener
Here Dina Take a seat / Thank you / Are ya comfortable / Yes / Geez what does it take to get some service 'round here / Isn't this Taco Bell / It's cheaper than food / TRASH
Did you wash your face
 
Pumpkin / Let go a' me / Ya wanted to talk so here ah am okay / Ah'll tell you every sordid detail of my life My secret Just promise me / Cut out the mother stuff when ah get to the sex / Are you on the pill
For the longest time ah've been consumed with bein' objective and consistent / But ah keep gettin' this naggin' in the back of my noggin no matter how deep ah hide it / Just this week ah've seen such repression destroy a sweet innocent girl / Drove her to murder / So here it is the whole load Why ah am who ah am
We moved in yesterday and now we're adjusting to life on campus / Sounds fun / Has Joe visited the girls floor yet / 5 4 3 / JOE / Wow Early
Who was that / Oh pa it was Danny Don't play stupid / Ah told you never to get too attached to anyone We might hafta move soon / You want me to stay alone forever don't you / Sal / Ah #ing hate you / Just keep remindin' yerself it's the adolescence talkin'
Geez you're either up or down and never in the middle / Ah'm sorry Mary / Ah miss Danny He's always stable an consistent an' there / But now he's not an' ah'm miserable / So ah'm stuck in this hellhole alone fer a year Spiffy / Alone Gee thanks / Aw Mary y'know ah'm yer bestest friend / Middle Find a spot in the middle
 
Hey Joe Can I talk to Danny It's about Sal / Mary is that you Danny's doing fine without your advice / Oh leave me alone Can I please talk to Danny / No / Please / Mary you fool / Put someone else on the phone Anyone I don't care who / Hi / Who is this / A girl Is this Sal Danny is mine you hear me You keep your talons off my Danny poo / Oh whatever / You're dead Dead
'Scuse me / Ma pa ah / Up
Sal / You can't control me any more / You need to stop her / If we knew how we wouldn't have a problem / Then you don't use the right tools
Sal there you are You're late for youth group / PANT / Whatever / Gosh did you run here or something / You sure have been tight lipped lately / Topic's good tonight Honor your mother and father
What's wrong with you recently You're not fun anymore / Fun / Maybe Mary ah'm sick of bein' fun an' whenever ah act how ah feel people get pissy / Pissy / But screw them Ah'm sick of bein' who ah'm not / Not that you'd understand / Of course not
 
Ah don't belong here Goodbye Mary / Huh / Well whatever / Ah'll just go home an' tell pa that the only damn way ah'm movin' is at gunpoint / You're going with me
I know this looks bad but I must get you away from here / Yer freakin' me out / Stop it / GAK / PUNT / Oooo who's wearin' the hat now / Give that back
If you value your life you'll come with me / Well thats purty rhetorical ain't it / Ah've got the best damn life in the world / Ah've got parents who couldn't care less a so called best friend who wouldn't know strife if it bit her on the ass an' everythin' ah hold dear is always ripped away from me / So why do ah bother / Hold that thought Danno It's Sal / And she doesn't sound too good
A ah'm back / How dare you Do you have any idea what we're going through / Mother / Martha You hit her / John she refuses to learn / Get in the truck Sal
It's chilly Put this on and don't argue / Let's go John / How long can we do this / Do what / Uproot our family at the whims of a man we don't even know / She'll understand someday / Ah wish she'd hurry up
 

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