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Joyce kinda ran off fast / What's her problem / I should go ask her what's up / Now But we're gonna wrestle / Wr wrestle / Yeah All of us Together / can can I take a rain check / aw that's too bad
Serves yourself right falling for Mr. Hormones / I'll always be #2 to his stupid sex drive / Why can't he be the cuddly guy he is inside more often / Maybe I'll go show him I'm not just a silly little girl
Joyce / Joe / That was mediocre / MEDIOCRE
Joyce this isn't what we're about / Don't ruin things / Ruin things Do you think any girl in that room knows you like I do / They're empty lust / You don't know at all / I know exactly / You're scared of giving both your mind and body together
Jason / Yes / Is it all right if I talk to you / Sal's gone and I need advice / Oh of course of course / What's on your mind / It's about my sex life / Suddenly the source of Sal's mental problems becomes crystal clear
 
Jason / Mmm hmm / I usually go to Sal for things like this but / Could you listen instead / Maybe / It's about my sex life
Pack up clothes Walkerton We're finding Sal / What / You heard me Sal hasn't come back so she must be in trouble / Wait wait / I know Walkerton This is directly against orders However I have a plan to keep Big Boss / No no / Sal / in trouble / Okay yes it sounds far fetched
So here's the plan Walkerton and I will leave th / Me / Aw man / Don't be too flattered I only chose you because you know Sal best and if you're here you'll blow our secret / Hey I can keep any secret / Name one / For instance I've already tried to find Sal 5 times on my own / pat pat / I rest my case
While Walkerton and I are gone the rest of you have to cover for us / Joyce you'll be in charge / Me / I object / Yes Mike / 'Cuz now if I punch her in the face it's insubordination / Mike I order you to jump out the window
What is all this stuff / It's not just mine / Joe's coming along too / What He is not / Have you seen Joe around I wanna snuggle up and watch a movie / Yes / He is
 
X TREEEM MUG / You need a bigger car / X TREEEM MUG / You need a smaller mug
So do we actually have a plan or are we driving 'round like a bunch of losers / Just get in the car I'll explain on the way / Let's pull around and pick up Joe / Where did you tell him we're going / Ladies I am the J dawg / I'd rather not say
Very well Let's get on our way / VROOOM / I hafta potty
So here's how we find Sal / The CIA had been tracking Sal through her bank card purchases Here's a list of her ATM transactions / They followed her all the way to North Carolina They froze her account once she found them out / How'd you get this / I have my sources / Dude you had to sleep with someone didn't you / I certainly did not / Was she hot / No I mean ye Shut up
Hi Dina / Hi / You're an ugly whore / Huh / A fat ugly whore / Okay
 
Nice dinosaur / Hate for something to happen to it / shove / It's cardboard
I think I know why the dinosaurs died out / Oh / Well dinosaurs are cold blooded right / You remind me of Walkerton / DIE
#in' Dina / Oh leave her alone / Leave her alone She's the one who called you mentally unstable right / Let's get her / Yes Let the hate consume you my child
It's fun to go through old photo albums / Here's one of Walky and I watching cartoons / You two sure were close / Oh yeah He liked it when I tickled his tummy / I don't think Dina ever does that / Another reason why he still likes me best
So tell me why do you dress like a fruitcake / I beg your pardon / Dude you wear a suit and bowtie everywhere / You look like Pee Wee Herman / It's called dressing like you have self respect luau boy / I like to dress with dignity / Here Jason I brought you your egg holder thingy you use
 
Dina cries pretty loudly / SLAP / Oh yeah hi five / Okay I feel awful I'm gonna go apologize / SLAP / Oh yeah hi five
Dina Hello / I want to / WHOOP / What the hey
B be quiet and listen to me / Okay / I'd like you to no demand you to um do what I say or I probably won't let you down / Please / You're terrible at this
All I want is for you to tell me stuff you know about Walkerton / Like the tummy tickling thing / Yes / Well he likes monkeys / Got that / And poop / Uck Yes / And monkeys that throw poop / I was aiming for stuff I didn't know already
Honestly Dina Walky doesn't talk about much other than his bodily functions / That's true / I just wish I could connect like you two do / RING RING / Oh Hold this please
 
Professor Doc needs me right away / I gotta go but I'll ask Mike to help you down / Hi / Yeah I thought so / FWUMP
Fools Who dares question Destro / You pick up the kids from school I have a meeting / Give me back my transformer / Sorry Destro needs the S.U.V. to drop the cat off at the vet
Cute girl at 6 o'clock / Hey you look roughed up / Yeah my car died a few miles back / I'll help / Thanks
So you're out of school / Oh yeah Did a little post graduate work but now I freelance / I'm glad you guys were around I needed a few strong intelligent guys like you two / Don't mention it It's our pleasure / Speakin' of which how's it goin' Jason / Could use some help
Hey geez guys Where you been / Dude I got her phone number / I can't believe you / I drove her to her car I fixed the bloody thing I did all the work / It's amazing how just those pointy shoes and bow time can negate all that huh / Feh / What Girl Huh Where
 

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