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Thanks Joe We're back to square one / Speak for yourself / When Big Boss hears about this you guys are so suspended / beep boop / Whoa whoa hold on / You trying to bribe me / Allll I'm sayin' is I can get you in good with the girls in Squad 48 / Really / I get to watch 'kay |
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We're back / Thank god |
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Walkerton Oh dear What happened / I was takin' a crap and my tummy hurt so much I fainted I fell off the potty and pooed all over my unconscious self / And bruised my head / I'm fairly sure I'm glad I tuned you out starting with crap / My best stories are wasted |
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Jason told me what really happened / What / Why did you lie to me / I'm not 'xactly proud of myself okay / Do you want to talk about it / No I think lyin' 'bout the matter firmly places it in the no talky zone |
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I don't know what to do / We've been with each other for almost a year and he still won't be honest with me / What do I have to do to earn his trust in me / Have you tried pulling his intestines out through his ass / Will that work |
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How long do I have to wear this stupid thing / Stupid / Dude if you use that right you can get some major sympathy sex / Excuse me / Godspeed |
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Dina Can I confide in you / Of course / When I was fighting Sal I wasn't myself It was really scary That's not me / I'm goofy and fun / Oh Walkerton Don't be ashamed No matter what I love you / Wow even though I accidentally killed Big Boss / How do you do that instajumping back 3 feet thing |
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Y you what / An accident / I was tryin' to smush th' head alien an an' it broke the floor / oh / So when do I get the cootchie cootchie |
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Joe what are you doing to our TV / Your audio setup is totally screwed I think that if I set you up with this stack of boosters and rewire the whole thing you guys will have it made / Righto I'll be elsewhere / Wait will this explode in here or in there / Here / Just making sure |
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Hey where are you going / It's my mom's birthday so me Beef an' my dad are gonna surprise her with dinner / That sounds very nice / Mmm hmm / y'know having a mother and all / Don't you guilt trip me |
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Joe did you ever meet my parents / Maybe I forget / I wish I could remember them / Do you remember where I lived / No but Hey I just got back from a road trip |
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I don't know where you lived okay / Well Walky must've known right / And I suppose he kept your SEMME files hidden here / Found 'em / So now I suppose we're gonna start a long tedious road trip home / I'm packed / And conveniently we're now in Fort Wayne Indiana / Smart people take airplanes |
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Why am I here / I eloped to Bulmeria to be a missionary / I can't show up without my lovin sweetie / EEK Sorry I didn't mean to touch your tush / Oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm / No problem sweetie |
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knock knock / Hugbunny / Mommy |
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Dick Get in here Joyce is here / Daddy / And you must be our new son in law / Spreadin' the word of god to Bulmeria / She never gave us your name / Um I'm Joe Joseph Rosenthal / Oh Okay / Jews for Jesus Booyah |
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I have five brothers / Hmm / Nothing / I've missed you daddy / Bulmeria must have been important to you / It still is / We're very proud of you / Thanks / I'm just glad you got the whole thing out of your system and you're back home / Daddy you're cutting off the circulation to my arm / That's how much I love you |
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Joe Joe / What / Sorry but I needed you alone and my parents are simply smothering me / They've left me alone I'm playing fetch with their dog / Walkies / Let me guess you named him / You're a good dog Walkies |
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I need to talk to you / We're in trouble / My parents spoke with our pastor and want us to talk about our missionary trip at church / So make stuff up / I wiped my mind I didn't know I was even Christian until recently / If you're looking for help in that area from me you wiped more than just memories / Fine I'll ask the dog |
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All we have to do is find a bible so you can read it huh Mind wipe solved / Yeah I'll remember / Quick Into their room They have one in their dresser drawers / I found it / No wait This is just the Karma Sutra / GAH |
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I'm not seein' a bible here / Let's just get out of here okay / Your parents are horndogs no wonder you got 5 brothers / Ewewew just leave everything as we found it / I didn't know you had anything against post marital hanky panky / I don't it's just / You took their hanky panky book with you / Dude they're fifty They ain't usin' it |
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I've got an idea How 'bout you tell your parents that you never went to Bulmeria / What No / What are they gonna do ground you / But I'm a good daughter / There you two lovebirds are I've made up your room for the night / On the other hand a little disobedience is part of growing up |
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Pardon me but I'm going to go change in the bathroom / Joyce What are you doing out here / Just 'cuz you're in your mother's house doesn't mean you have to be P.G. / Obviously my mother wants more grandkids |
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Look the other way okay / Right / How 'bout we both cover our eyes / Good idea / Since when did you start being so modest / hop hop hop / When you stopped looking like the little sister I never had |
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Joe / snxxx / Wha / Why did you used to hate me / I never hated you / You tied my hair to the back bumper of the campus bus / You have no idea how men make friends do you |
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Move over / I can't / Then get rid of your huge plush thing / Absolutely not / It's either that thing or you / I can't sleep without something to cuddle |
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knock knock / Good morning / Excellent news Pastor Luke called and said he'll let you two talk in lieu of his sermon this morning / I know 50 minutes is hard to fill but I'm sure you have plenty of things to talk about / Here's my plan we keep lying about everything / We're going to hell |
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Just follow my lead / We're so so so proud of you Joyce / AAAGH I'm sorry I'm a FRAUD |
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gasp / You knew the whole time / Of course / Ever since you were 8 you brought in boys claiming to be engaged / We're not stupid / You don't have to try to please us anymore Joyce / But / Or at least try harder All your letters were postmarked from Colorado / Now that I'm off the hook I officially announce that your family is #in' nuts |
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I'm sorry mother / Don't be / When Bobby was born I had to drop out of college Life was horrible I thought I'd messed up / I used to try to keep you from making mistakes but it seems that worked against both of us / Make your own decisions but don't hide them from us / We're smarter than you |
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They never stay long enough / Carol I can't find the good book / The bible's next to your briefcase dear / No no / I can't find the really good book / You should see the pages they had dog eared / AAAAAA / Kama Sutra |
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