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Alright Danny you can't hi / Alex I'd like you to meet Sal / Greetings / Some eye contact would be nice |
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As long as we're making introductions you can meet my roommate David / Hi Today's my birthday / Happy birthday then David / Thanks / Right where were we / If I don't get a girlfriend in the next five seconds I'm gonna jump out the window |
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Nice ta meetcha / Mmm hmm / Quick is there another way out / Why / This is a dorm room Danny / We could slip out the window / We're on the third floor / Danny it's th'way ah came in / What / Whadda ya think ah did pick yer lock |
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Sal you're insane / Hey ya asked fer another way out / B'lieve me it's a lot easier goin' down than comin' up / I don't like this / aaaaaa / Toldja it was easier |
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Ah can't stay Danny / Are you going home / Darnit Danny ya know ah kin take care a myself / No I know yer gonna end up in a ditch somewhere Go home Please / Ah have no home |
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Here Sal I got a bit of money on me You'll need it / Thanks / Be careful |
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BEEP BOOP / Hello Yeah I'm looking for the address of a Sal Walters She moved recently but her old address was 114 Tangerine Lane Her parents are Bob and Cindy / Mm hmm I see No forwarding address Thanks anyway |
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KNOCK KNOCK / Yeah / Hey there / I'm looking for Danny My roomie Joyce is a bit upset with him and I'm hopin' he'll come and shut her up I / I |
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Joe / What / Where the heck was the punchline in that last strip That was totally serious / Oh right girlfriend boy You do loads of those yourself / Oh hush up / Oh My Sal is gone How sad Pity me Wah wah wahhh / That's it / Oh no You hurt me My life is flashing before my eyes / Shut up / POW / SLAM |
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I don't have to put up with this / Me neither / Hey Get back here Hey / Come here you / Oooh / Oh right girlfriend boy You do loads of those yourself / Pity me Wah wah wahhh / Hey Get back here Hey / Come here you / Oooh / Hey |
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Hello there / When'd we get a narrator / CUTE / I'm the cartoonist Joyce / Oh Isn't this kinda taboo and all / Huh / Suspension of disbelief Y'know it sorta messes around with the fourth wall and stuff / Oh By the way it's the last panel Say something funny / Y'know I never get Zippy |
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In the Roomies lounge / Hey Joe I hear you do impressions / Yeah do some / Okay okay / Hehehe The Deep End right / yep / Four Panels eh I miss that strip / Hold on need to concentrate / Ha Yes That rules / Hahahahaha |
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Can we do this for real now / Sure boss Where were we / Well you and Sarah were off smooching at the door / How could I forget / Eeesh Joe Do you have to liplock with every girl who comes to the darn door / Only the cute ones |
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You guys make me sick Barely know each other and already yer / Hold it / Perhaps I should mention that the reason I'm here is because Joyce is cryin' up a storm over you and won't shut up / So I could forget handsome here right now and drag you back to my dorm / Who am I to disapprove of love at first sight / You're learning kid |
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As much as I hate to listen to Danny's moralistic crap he might have a point / I mean do we really have anything in common / Look It's Winnie the Pooh / For one we both hate her / It's a start |
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Hey Dan check out my new speakers / VOL IIIIIIIII / BOOM / Fix the volume will ya / Okay / VOL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII / BOOM |
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Hey Sarah listen to this / This article says that most females in literature are written as primarily concerned about men and marriage / Now really like I don't have better things to do with my life than to obsess over boys / You're giving me that strange look again Sarah |
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Well Joe I've been thinking things over and all the things I've been through / and I've decided hey I'm over it I have a fresh start I can face the world / School ends in a week / Aw nuts / Go face McDonald's an' bring me a burger |
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Go out long / This isn't a football it's a hyperactive 3 year old / Hey just 'cuz you can't catch it girlie boy |
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Prepare to die Maximal / Bang Boom Bwahahaha / Rattrap doesn't say bwahahahaha / It's a freakin' toy Joe Who cares / Well Fine then Quickstrike is taking Rhinox prisoner / Whatever Can't we play cards or something |
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The Bermuda triangle place of rotten luck Or secret hideout for space aliens / next on Tabloid Today / Heh Aliens / BWIP / after an interview with Leo DiCaprio / Ugh / What The pizza box is empty Unacceptable Go to your room / Sorry / Ooh Pizza crust Dibs Dibs |
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KNOCK KNOCK / Yeah What / Is he here / Danny No Go away / SLAM / whimper whimper / WAM / Ow |
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So are you two all packed and ready to go / Yeah dad I think so / Then we're off / So where do you want to stop to eat on the way back / Oh we won't need to / Joe why is zebra pudding stuffed in your backpack |
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Right Here we are again / Our home away from home / Not quite yet / Now it's home / Such as it is |
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KNOCK KNOCK / Welcome back I'll be your R.A. again this year / R.A. Does that stand for Real Ass / Joe / What He's a trekkie He's fair game / Might I remind you that I can accomodate your suggestion |
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I expect both of you will be at the mandatory floor meeting / Good / Mandatory floor meeting 7 00 pm |
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So Joe and the rest of the floor skipped out on this mandatory meeting / leaving me feeling really stupid Even the freshmen skipped / Hi / Okay so the sane freshmen skipped / I dressed myself today |
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Hi I'm Howard / Okay / College is so exciting I can't wait / Really / Ooh wait hold on / Oh no / My Spock ears Girls go crazy for them / My kidney for a co student with a modest proportion of hormones |
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I'm gonna have to warn you Howard our R.A. is a tyrannic jerk / He rules with an iron fist and is friend to no man / Hey Spock ears / RA / Long live the federation / Sorry cap'n but I cannae take mooch more o' this |
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The meeting was that bad / Terrible / By the end of it I was doing all the paperwork while the freshman and the R.A. socialized / Well I'm glad I skipped it then / Whatcha do / Oh I pennied some poor sap's door shut / Guys I can't get into my room |
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