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What's wrong Are you cry / Did something bad happen to you then / Don't you / remember that yet / Don't I what / Forget it
Mornin' kids / Argh / Sleep zombie / I don't understand you two You get your own room together but you don't use it / I'll have you know that we're going to shower separately now get dressed in separate rooms and it will be pure / Must've left your progress in your other pair of pants / But these are clean happy love pants
Spiffy / I've never seen someone heal so fast Six weeks / How do you walk / Aagh / It hurts / Think ah got a limp / Here lemme help you / Yer too helpful / I'm just enough / Now don't make any sudden moves The friendly staff here would as soon shoot us if ah so much as twitch / Ah'm the most dangerous gal in North America y'know / I think you enjoy that way too much / So do you
Do you ever regret not finishing college / No punch / POP / No punch That was totally not five minutes yet I get a free hit / College Try grammar school / Want your pudding snack
beep beep beep beep / 8 00 / POP / No punch / I said no punch
 
Walky's a big loser virgin No punch / Hey / No punch / POW / Look I am not part of this stupid game / POW / You didn't say no punch
No punch / Cut that out / Hey all ya hafta do is say no punch and I can't hit you / I ed oh unch / Funny those words have zero power over me Odd that
No smooch / You play nasty / Being a girl in a relationship is like a huge power trip
Hold me / Hey what's wrong / Why do you pull away from me / Sometimes I feel like I don't really deserve you / Walky you say the nicest things / No one ever takes me seriously when I angst
Sal Walters pleaded guilty this September morning to six counts of attempted murder / She's sentenced to five years / This follows SEMME's good news last week when SEMME was granted amnesty for the alien attacks in May Lawyer Bart O'Ryan announced his thoughts / Today was a small victory for America / KPET / WUSS / Unfortunately Ms. Walters hasn't paid for the near genocide of every soul on our continent nor her disgusting treason / Several charges were dropped by close acquaintances of Walters SEMME can't protect its lunatics forever They can't bury all their crimes / Isn't that right Ms. Brown / KWIK
 
Oh hello Dina You look uh emotional / Mike says I'm worthless / He says I'm worthless because I'm insipid gutless and apathetic to my surroundings / I'm sure Mike doesn't mean th / I must be insane / smak / It's not that It's because I think he's right
It all sorta hit me when I was watching the news / And I saw myself fail from the outside as others likely see me / I think the same thing happened in the Bermuda triangle too People are dead because of me / Do you think I'm right / This is an excruciatingly unfair conversation
Try not to take what Mike says seriously / Then why do you hang around him so much / He's a great friend when he's drunk / Really / I am so leaving now
Hello Big Boss You wanted to see me / Yes commander Chesterfield We've discovered some volatile information that pertains to your squad / Oh / We've been so busy until recently and couldn't devote the manhours to this until this week but / We've narrowed it down We know which SEMME craft fired on Joyce and Sal in May
Once we pinpointed the craft and traced it back to the launching bay Alex decrypted the password used to release it / I'm sure you're well aware of the dangers of giving out passwords / Absolutely impermissible / Jason / It was your password
 
I was right with you How could I have flown th / Accomplice / You know me better than to do this / Your past / I have no past / Exactly / You're suspended until we sort this out Chesterfield / I / Don't leave town
Oh he's here now Thanks bye / I believe you / The world's more complicated than you think Walkerton
Hello Jason You okay / knok knok / Hello / He musta spontaneously combusted / Or he crawled up a hole in the closet
Why would Jason sneak out / To prove his innocence like Harrison Ford / Maybe we should try to find him before we tell your mom / Yeah This looks bad don't it / Here's Jason's sock Daniel Go get 'im Go get 'im boy / snif / Actually this looks bad / lick lick / I don't want to know the explanation for this
He's gone / Yeah / Dammit / Maybe he snuck out for tea or somethin' / I don't think so / Tony you're filling in on squad 128 / Yes ma'am / Commander Walkerton escort your troops back to your living quarters
 
Mo er ma'am you can't make me leader Tony's leader / Yeah / Walky couldn't lead me to a Hooters / Feh / He's the comic relief / You're all dismissed except for Walkerton / Seeya later momma's boy / Commander Walkerton about Tony
What took you / Sorry Let's go home Uh troops / Look is it 'cuz I don't have a bowtie Is that the problem / Whatever Gilligan
The apartment doesn't look too different / Is that a giant soda mug / You've got a photo of me framed / Yeah we put that up after you died / I guess we can erm take it down now / Is this a photo of you at a funeral / Jason said he wanted proof displayed that we can in fact dress up / What a morbid bunch
Hey commander / I can't do this without Jason / It's impossible and unfair / That's the same thing you said when Sal disappeared Walky And look you grew because of it You filled the gap Now just learn to fill Jason's gap / Like anything you just have to work at it / Alright then I command you to clean my tonsils with your tongue / Like I said you have to work at it
How much should you move in Tony What if Jason comes back / He's not coming back / Jason can't have been involved with shooting at Sal an' Joyce He's Jason / Walkerton / There's a lot you assume about Jason You don't know this squad's history / Then tell it quickly My attention span will focus on monkeys in 45 seconds / Noted
 
You were there the day we picked up Jason and Sal off the streets / Despite our suspicions Alan's report indicated you and Sal were not abductees after all / So why was the Head Alien after you We wanted to find out / What else was important was why Jason was so nosy about Sal
Jason claimed to be the estranged son of a wealthy British industrialist / Our background check found him out there are no Chesterfield industrialists Legally Jason didn't exist / Alan insisted however that he be placed in Sal's squad so we could observe him Jason joined SEMME / I was given one other task get close to Sal / Regrettably I did
Sal won me over so fast She was a ball of energy and when she smiled it was special / But underneath that was a ticking bomb of neurosis The deeper I got in the more I wanted out / What scared me was Jason's obsession with her darkness She had information buried that he wanted / That darkness ended my investigation and sealed my fate when she put a bullet through me / Whatever Jason's after it's dangerous
I'm sorry Walkerton Jason has been hiding something and all evidence points to him / I know this is hard for you to understand but / I understand thank you / Don't talk to me like I'm dumb You're dismissed to your room / This is my room / Don't talk to me like I'm dumb
I want to go back to just watching cartoons
 

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