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| Cheese Melt | Mine / Take us down / Take us down / What is it Dina / A dimensional sinkhole The superposition is macroscopic It's a whole new kind of power / They're all skooshed together / Interpenetrated It's like an anime Picasso / It looks like hell Like catholic hell / Right I'm going in / Alisin I'll need one end of your chain / / What do you think you're doin' / No shootin' till I give the order / This isn't about you Walky / No it's about two innocent women / Well Meighan's innocent enough / It's about a hell of a lot more innocent people who'll suffer and die if we let those three escape / You're not from this world people You don't know / You told us how tough the Wanderer was / And right now he seems helpless No the gun might not work But we can't waste this opportunity / But the blonde chick's hot / Two innocent captives / Their blood would be on your hands / Joyce / I'm sorry Joyce Tony's right / We work for SEMME This is our job / Tony / Try an' make it quick http://itswalky.com/d/20030511.html |
| Missed Communication | Wait Please / There must be a / GO / Guh / Hrunh / Take 'em Fast and Hard / Yeah / / Nice first move / Whoa / But really / Aiaow / Did you guys / Overthink this / Anh http://itswalky.com/d/20030512.html |
| Because It's Really All About Rikk | Ya hadda do it / Din'cha Ya hadda give him one more reason not t' trust people / You # / It's a lifelong dream come true / Hit and run Don't let them bring their strength to bear / Urf / Joyce get the BFG We gotta finish this fast / / I I cannot feel the world / Where is everything / What am I now / Silence / Who are you I don't get any of this / My name is Mist / I hold your freedom in my hand / And you have something I want http://itswalky.com/d/20030513.html |
| From Alisin, With "Love" | CRACK / / Foolish I underestimated her / only noticed lack of training / not her balanced chi http://itswalky.com/d/20030514.html |
| First Woman To Fall Out Of Joe's Lap Too Soon | Friggin' mime / Now While Mike's busy / Dude / Bih Busy What in hell am I thinki / Aff / KRAK / Aim aim / I w won't weaken this time / No one else will die because because because I I I / / SMASH / Stop / What for / You fight with honor That is not a Startec clich It's a fact of your character / So I feel you will choose with honor too It is your choice Not your commander's http://itswalky.com/d/20030515.html |
| Shanna Can Dish Out The Interrogations Better... | Oh for chrissakes Who's going to quiz us next Geraldo Rivera / You'll never get away with this he said without irony / Just keep him talking people Give my forcefield implants room to work / What is it you want / Knowledge / All right then Let's deal / What / Knowledge of what / Prices may vary / I won't betray the others As long as you release all seven of us everything's negotiable / FLAAASH / / The hey / We're right back where we started from / Scanner / I'm not talking to you / There's a Hallmark card taped to your helmet / What / Oh for me I love those / Keep up the good work Mist / Don't crumple the envelope http://itswalky.com/d/20030516.html |
| A Moment's Cruelty? | Mike Stop Don' hit her that way / Stop / And now we're in a dark room / I guess negotiable was the secret word / You know even for us this has been the weirdest day / Alisin / Ali I'm sorry I I should have helped I / Eh you were better suited ta handle Joe I was better suited ta handle Mike He didn't sting that much / I kinda liked it / I forgot for for just a second I forgot to be a husband as well as / Look at me Ali please / I recognize this place / This is an F.I.B. holding facility / / Wake up Tony / They're gone / They they are The aliens are really finally gone / No They vanished along with the sci fi club Just to really be confusing / But they'll be back They always come back / Then if it's okay I'd like to lie here a bit longer http://itswalky.com/d/20030517.html |
| Blurred Vision | God it never ends traps within traps within / click / Sorry for the delay folks Standard detox procedure Just making sure you didn't bring back any exciting new diseases / Jonesy Guess we owe you one huh / You can make it up with a good debriefing / Sure We'll tell you everything I want there to be no secrets between us / Mist / If you're with the F.I.B. alr with the F.I.B. what was this business about a price / Price Meighan / I didn't agree to anything I just indicated a willingness to negotiate / On the condition of her friends' safety If I were a hostile negotiator her cool head might have saved you all We wanted knowledge of her character and I was pleased with my findings / So oo How do you like me now / Your brow / 666 / No me now What What is it Pimple / What is it Rikk / Yeah what / Just tired Vision's blurring / Translation this room is bugged / / SEMME / It's all useful my dear Knowledge is power / R really It's okay / But / Blueballs and a blue noggin' I'd call this a day / So we didn't get to kill anyone today But on the bright side we didn't have to kill anyone today / Heh Yeah / See you tonight / Sometimes I get scared / When he gets quiet like this and I don't know what he's thinking when he pulls away / I can't help but remember the time we kinda broke up / He walked off disgusted with my weakness / Closing his heart to me / I remember that we've grown that he loves me that his fingers brush my cheek when we kiss so so gently that there are no secrets between us / But sometimes when he's quiet / I get scared http://itswalky.com/d/20030518.html |
| Unkind Cuts | OWWW / Hold still almost almost / There / If we ever see that guy again can I kill him for you / That won't be necessary Will / You're not my knight protector You're not my boyfriend / You were just affectionate with me Like you were with Joe / No actually that was flirting / I'm not saying I would have slept with him let alone dated him had we bee n stranded longer But it was a consideration He had a certain roguish / honesty / He made his intentions toward me clear from the first / Had you done the same our lives might be different now / But I'm afraid we'll never know / / Mm Mm mm mm / Ooh / Y'ever know a guy who was mechanical / Y'mean like a vibrator / Forget it / OK / Z http://itswalky.com/d/20030519.html |
| Hey hope I'm not too late / Naw I just got here too / So how was your week / I got this close to shtupping a chick from an alternate dimension / Funny How's Joyce doing / Argh / Apparently she told Walky to come up with some specific date in the future for them to have sex It's like two steps forward and one step back for that girl / Yikes That's creepy / So hey have you heard anything about Sal | |
| I think I'm having some sort of identity crisis / Hm / 17 / I don't really want to talk about it / Rigid grill structure / Thanks for bringing it up then / Those condoms are for you sweet thang / Let's just say I typed hot chicks who love geeks into Google / What came up / Sale / Every webcoming in existence / Well that's humbling | |
| You're in the lab a lot these days / I'm in a chat room for mechanical engineers / It's sorta gratifying to be able to talk with my peers I'm actually in the middle of a private chat about super conductors with this girl / I think she might be hot / Alex / I told you I don't do that any more | |
| Where were you this mornin' / Church / So why didn't you get me up / 'Cuz I didn't think you wanted to go / You're the best girlfriend ever | |
| Y'know how we always lean up against the car when we fill up on gas It'd be the coolest thing if they designed cars with little butt grooves molded into the side for ultimate comfort / No your mom | |
| Geez I swear the minute I got myself a girl it seems every one of them is all over me Girls who wouldn't give me the time of day before just pop out of nowhere / It's like they can smell unavailability in the air / But then he turned out to be like some kind of toy nerd so I got rid of 'im / sniff / sniff / Do you smell that / It's like a dead cat or something | |
| Pizza's here Chow down / Pizza / What / Is praying before a meal such a curiosity to you What's so darn odd about thanking god for our food / Thanking god But I brought the food / Then thank him for me not choking you to death yet | |
| I'm sorry I was staring Joyce / I'm sorry for being defensive / Your new hobby just strikes me as odd / After all you've seen how can you believe in the supernatural Hell I've been dead and I can tell you there's no afterlife That's just a fact / Maybe But there is a soul It's the only way that Martian resurrection chamber could have recreated you / Evidence can always point in contrary directions That's why some of us choose to rely on faith | |
| Hey Joe have you seen Big Boss around / Not today / 'Kay So what's up / Ever since we got those electron read outs from that sci fi club Doc's been working around the clock to find the source of the rift in space time See decades ago there was a similar breach / And uh We're trying to find its exact coordinates / So what do you have so far / Eh stuff / What the hell are you doing / Nothing | |
| I got it / The original breach was in Belgium / Actually my math puts it in London / London You don't think this has anything to do with Jason do you / You might be on to somethin' / Well Professor I can double check / No need We've got a hunch | |
| RING / Dina we won't be needing you in the lab today Joe's filling in we're on a roll and you'd probably just get in the way Take the day off / What | |
| You were right / I'm worthless No matter how I try no matter what I do I'll always end up failing Even science has no place for me now I can't make friends I can't comprehend anything / I'm a dinosaur among mammals / Alchohol makes you likeable Maybe it'll fix me And if not at least then it won't go to waste / Oh shut up | |
| Big Boss er Linda Can I ask you something / Sure / I'm sorry if this is too personal but did your family ever go to church It's just well / I'm rediscovering myself And I'm finding myself in this place where I'm completely alone And I just want to know if Walky and I have any common ground at all here He's not ever serious about this topic and / I understand Joyce / I had a time in my life where I wanted to get back to normalcy if you will Charles and I thought it was important to take David and Beef to church I can't say my heart was ever in it sadly Considering / I guess my cynicism no matter how much I tried to put it behind me has probably rubbed off on Walky / After a life of fighting Martians / and let's face it given what I know now what's Jesus done that I haven't / If you can still find awe after all you've seen / well I envy you | |
| Joyce I've decided on the perfect date for our first night of hanky panky / Walky about that / The bible isn't very supportive of Well I was hoping we could y'know / postpone / Absolutely I understand that god is very important to you and nothing in the world would make me want to put my certain needs ahead of your faith Let's talk this over okay / Of course this is actually just a daydream and I'm really going on about the size and shape of my feces this morning | |
| What do you mean we're cancelling our hanky panky night / I'm sorry / Can't you just like do this one thing and then go back to being holy or whatever / It doesn't work that way / But the whole point of being all christian is so god can forgive you for bad stuff you do / If we don't hanky panky you're putting Jesus out of a job | |
| I thought you wanted me to be a nice churchy girl / Not this churchy / Oh I see how it is You just want me to be innocent and meek all day until I become Naughty McSlut me at your depraved convenience / No I'm just tired of being the third wheel on your bicycle ride with god / I can be a two seater / But what's the point if I can't toot the horn / Can we switch metaphore | |
| Well that was ugly / Joe you were eavesdropping / The toilet kept me a captive audience / Joyce it's embarrasing enough that you've absolved yourself of any sexual responsibility with that sex date thing / But I don't know if this contrived way to Jesus your way out of it is ultimately cute or laughably predictable / That's not why / It'll just hafta wait for when we're both perfectly ready / Dude Joyce That was three months ago Now no matter what or when it'll be bitter and forced / But but magic / More like old stale lucky charms | |
| S so what do I do / No I'm not going to tell you what to freakin' do / I'm just the damn peanut gallery All I'm sayin' is to start taking responsibility over this corner of your life And me shovin' you two together ain't gonna solve that / If you gotta pray just do that whole May I be struck by lightning schtick | |
| Well if it isn't my old assistant Walkerton / What's up Doc / Dina has not responded to my calls all day and I need her notes to help install our new glass steel into the windows of the SEMME fleet / I was wondering if you could drop by her apartment / Hey I ain't your go fer anymore / I'm busy being the best dang squad commander in SEMME / And this includes what sulking and making noises with your armpit / And running up a sweat so I can make better armpit noises 'kay | |
| Hey Dina Hello are you in there / Mike Why're you / To boldly go where no Walky has gone before / Dina | |
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