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BZZAAP / Mindwiped / Wait I / I I didn't let that happen on purpose
Team Delta says they've destroyed the offsite backup file stations and disposed of any CDs in the apartments of the old man and the girl / Fantastic Time to set up them the bomb then / God I hate you / I've wiped most of the last few days from these guys' memories Now if only we can find that girl / beep beep KRLACK / Lab / Well look who's here
Look we'll just wipe a few days off you and then plant this bomb on central mainframe / But that bomb It'll destroy all our research You can't / All my work / Hey kid don't take it personally It's just a bunch of science
Consider that a favor / Allow us to wipe your remaining men We'll leave and your secret remains intact / After all we're instructed not to harm you / Harm me / I stopped Year Zero / I whoop the Head Alien's butt on a regular basis / I've stopped even Sal / I'll stop you / Stop treating me like a little kid / I don't need you I don't need your respect and there's nothing on the face of this earth that you can do to harm me / Rage Ms Sarazu but no power / Nigel plant the bomb
Sorry I don't have time for this We'll just have to shoot you / No / Nononono The bomb just activated I I don't know how to stop it from going off If I don't find a safe place for it / The glass steel test chamber
 
Got to got to make it up the stairs / Hey / Remember the code remember the code pull open door and / BLAM
Hello / Oh hi Joyce We're just wrapping up here / No I / What Well I'm glad Jason's oka No we haven't checked the labs Why would / Dina / BLAM
Nowhere to run e except / Eeep
Dina you're a rational scientist Examine your options / I can't leave They'll kill me I can't stay the bomb will explode / I can try to run for it but they'll be able to get to the bomb / I can't throw the bomb out the door Professor and Joe are out there / Why did I have to accidentally set off the timer / You stupid klutz / You stupid clumsy klutz / I'm going to die / At least I saved my research right It'll be almost like I'm still around in a way / They'll see my math and think of me / 0 30 / Who am I kidding They all hate me especially Walkerton / And Mike never really liked me did he / I'm useless / I can't even get out of here / I'm such a terrible horrible waste / RRUNK
Dina Dina Where are you Are you okay / I I'm sorry / Dina / This was the best I could do / KRSHAKKOW
 
There's two more up there girls Shoot 'em up / Lab / You / You did this to her / You killed her / POW
Hey should we y'know stop that or something / Hell no Maybe we'll luck out and Big Boss will waltz in / That's the only way she'd believe it / I say we got our own grudges to work out / They'll pay for Grace / You used her an' threw her away like old toilet paper / How many missions have you commanded Walky / Shut up / How much more can I make this clear / Have you seen good people die yet / How hard do I have to hit for you to understand / Have you made any rash decisions that have made good people die yet / Answer me Say something / ptt / crrgh / No punch / Shut up
Walky / Lab / Walkyyy / Hi my name's Joyce / What's yours
My name's Walky today 'cuz my babysitter says so / Walky / She says I'm Walky 'cuz I keep calling Jennifer Billie an' it's not fair but I call Jenny a boy name 'cuz she's a girl an' I don't like girls / Why not / 'Cuz girls are full of spiders / EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE / Girls are awesome
What are you doing / Gettin' out of here / Why / Attention deficit disorder / Oh okay / Wait what / Hey Take me with you / No way / You'd cramp my style / C'mon please please please please please please please please / Don't make me come up there
 
Hey You kids What are you doing out of your restraints / I realize that you're at the age where you're starting to test boundaries with your authority figures but / I'm taller than you / Do you see these These are fists of rage / Hey no don't touch th / Bye cutie / Hey
I think we got far enough away Walky / 'Kay sure / This place is familiar but but in a bad way I don't like it at all / I'm scared I want my big brothers I want somebody to hold me I want / Walky
Stupid girls / She's taking too darn long to find me I'm supposed to run off she's supposed to follow and then when she gets close I'll yank her hair / That's just how it goes / She's havin' trouble with the following part / She's so much girlier than Billie I bet she likes tea parties and stupid teddy bears and lacy stuff / Yuck / It's all so gross and stupid and / Okay maybe I should try to go find her / But not 'cuz I like her / We've got you you little runt / Oh quit squirming / Hold her still Al / There's the other one Get him
Sir I can't hold her still and get him at the same time / Drat Where's my posse / They all claimed it was some Jewish holiday and left / Hey you Get back here I'll shoot I swear / Fine At least I've got a hostage hmm / Walky / Sir it's a Walkerton kid Are you crazy / Shut up Al He's just frickin' ten years old / No matter how much taller than me he thinks he is I'm still way way smarter
Walky / I know you're out there David / Hello / Oh I'm sorry Your little girlfriend has a different name for you / Joyce / So Walky / No / Either you find your way back to me / Help me / or I'm going to be finding exactly how much voltage this electrochair generates / And I'm sure it's quite a bit / So / Please help me / I'm waiting / M make it stop / Please
 
I'm not a monster / I'm just a little boy / Oh hell / I'm a good little boy / I'm silly / I'm goofy / Electrochair / I like monkeys I play outside I never want to grow up
Walky / I told you not to call me that
Mike killed her He f f f freakin' killed Dina All he ever did was hate her An' now she's dead / She's what / Quit f#' standin' 'round an' get some help Mike needs it
Have we gotten the lab secured / Yes'm / Awesome
Get up Walky / Ah'm not gonna let you sit there an' let your life jus' fall apart / You feel kinda bad Yeah tough damn luck / You've got friends You've got a brother an' a sister an' a mom an' a dad You've got a girl who loves you / An' most importantly you've got a damn job to do Don't think all yer boohooin' is gonna make us forget that / You're gonna pull through this You're not gonna end up like ah did / Yer not like me / Not like me
 
This has been fun SEMME but it's time to get down to business I've got the collateral and you've got minds I want erased / But you're ordered not to harm me / Meh Hurt mindwiped whatever I think you'll find that I give the orders around here / Well commander Walky ya better start thinkin' / Um
You're in a room full of super powered buttkickers who will remember whatever you wipe from us eventually / There's no way you're cleaning this mess up It's impossible / Walky for the love of Pete play dumb / That would be true if we stopped at mindwiping you But we can brainwash any memory into you we desire Did you think this is the first time we've had to do this / We slip in and out of here as we please and if someone happens to go missing along the way well you never knew they existed Tomorrow this will never have happened / Dina / Poop Walky Or monkeys Walkerton please
No Dina will not be forgotten I'll fight you until I die if I have to / Another fight What if another of you is caught in the crossfire / Are you risking the lives of your troops for her memory / Joyce / You're stronger than them Get out of this / Then lady how open are you to deals
I've messed up / Everything that happened here was because of me / Just leave everyone here alone Let us remember / And take me instead Do whatever you want with me I'm yours / No
W wait Walky n / It's not exactly what we came here for but I'm always for avoiding monotony / Aye You have a deal Flankman set your mindwiper to the complete setting / What the hell are you / Jason find out what they're scared of / BZZZAP
 

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