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Yeah / How are you feeling / Better I think What are you praying for / Hope And that you'd lift up your shirt / Why my / Tickle attack
What was that for / I miss your smile / So god ain't gonna be mad at me for interruptin' your chat with him / God's there forever / But on earth every moment counts / Yeah / It does
So so does this mean we're back to normal / Yes / I've had lots to think about and Dina obviously meant a lot to you But I don't think either of us want to deal with all this alone That's why we have each other / Besides I'm not any stranger to rage Of all people you know I'm not perfect / Well yeah but I changed my mind after I saw your tushie / Your flattery will keep you forgiven
You need to have a good talk with Mike / Yeah An' Tony / Tony Why / I dropped Sal's dead parents on his father / Maybe you should add Sal to your list too / I swear SEMME can't take me anywhere
 
I guess I should go take care of all that right now / It'll be fine No matter what I'll be here for you / No matter what
I don't want to do this anymore / I remember when we were at the funeral And the casket was closed There was nothing inside / There wasn't anything to say I'm sorry to / There will never be any real goodbye / And I realized it must have been that way for both of us Even if you won't ever admit to it / I'm so horrible I couldn't stand that she could choose you over me / I'm sorry / And yet they won't let me go I still have to keep on doing this / I can't do this They know I can't I was hoping for some time out But the others they don't understand / that this is the worst punishment possible I can't leave with what dignity I have left / I'm not allowed to stop / I / I brought what you asked for / I promise I'll help where I can
Hello What's with the headphones / Oh I see You're off to do something naughty and don't want any brainwashing codewords to stop you / Well we'll see what you're up to after I / Country music Quick I need soap and hot water
Ah'm a gonna see Danny 'fore we leave town 'gain whether you like it or not / An' there ain't nothin' you can do to stop me Ah need to do this Do you understand / Well you're right I can't stop you Go right on ahead
All right ah'm here My hair's brushed check Gloves put away check Lipstick not attempted check / Usin' the door like a normal person check Waitin' politely check / Phonin' ahead file away for use in the future
 
When the sky lit up last week I knew you'd come I've been waiting for this moment / I've spent months taking martial arts and self defense classes and here you are dropped right in my lap / Y you must be Billie / Sure You might be able to lift a car / But never underestimate a woman willing to die to keep the love of her life
BAM / Wait Hold / POW / My pants suddenly got tight and I have no idea why / Never touch me
So you're too damn kind to fight back Cruel enough to try to steal away my boyfriend but won't attack me to my #n' face Satisfy me / If ah fight back ah'll hurt you / You've already hurt me more than you could ever possibly dream convict / Don't preach to me 'bout hurt rich girl
You really want to make a go at it little Miss Mansion Fine have a small taste / Jus' nuff to put the fear o' god into ya / PUNT / WHAAMM / Did I mention who taught me to fight when I was a kid / Oh yeah / Your brother / Ah'll have to thank him later / With a brick
Y'know forget all that junk 'bout not wantin' to hurt nobody / Bring it on hick / HAI / Ahh yer qui / kt / Jus' realized For the first time in years / this is a completely on purpose selfish act It's been a while since ah've had fun
 
YEE AAAGH / Uff / Hey y'know in some stores y'gotta pay extra to get shirts that look like that / I wasn't aware they had fashion in Alabama
Now ah gotcha / Off me / We can / do this / all day / Then / oof / stop / fightin' like a girl / You would think that's an insult sociopath
Damn girl jus' won't relent / Uaghh / Folks're always tellin' me to use the door / A are you done yet This ain't fun no more / N no / I'm g gonna f fight you 'til either you promise to l leave his life forever or y you kill me
Billie that's crazy talk An' ah should know / koff koff / Yer obviously spent You can barely walk Ah jus' hit you with a door Yer bleedin' all over who knows where / You got no chance to beat me Ah've got DNA from space Ah ain't even broke a dang sweat Fer the love o' pete jus' give up / POW
Motherffff god damn / Whoa ah gotcha Let's get you inside Do you got Danny's number / He can get / WHAP / Ah'd say something inspirational 'bout the human spirit but you're really just pissin' me off
 
Do you need another icepack Billie / No I'm feeling much better thank you An' thanks for rushing home from work / Honey the next time a thief tries to break in just call the police okay / Danny when someone tries to take everything we have I'm gonna kick their damn ass / But look at you / You worry me sometimes I don't like seeing you hurt I'd rather things get stolen / I'll be fine / Some strength is more than physical
You're back early / Shut up / What the hell was ah frickin' doin' He's got a whole big normal life an' he don't need me in it screwin' it all up / It's no damn fair He's the only person ah love in the whole world an' he's already got everything This is the worst night ever / It couldn't have been that dreadful if you managed to get your clothes off inside out sweater girl
Who am ah kiddin' tryin' to be normal Ah try to do it fer one night an' ah end up wrasslin' like ah always do / It's all just a damn act Ah'm jus' plain foolin' myself Look at me ah'm foldin' a damn sweater / HYAH / I didn't think it physically possible to dent a wall with a sweater
Ah'm always gonna be stuck bein' alone an' diff'rent from everyone else / Don't you know how that feels / I was born tardy into a dimension hopping organization moments after stepping into this universe's earth My soul belonged to this dimension The Cheese could detect me I was worthless to my friends my father and my community / So of course I left and soon after found myself in the employ of another secret organization full of genetically enhanced supermen / So as much as it pained me to stoop to your angsty level just then absolutely I do know how that feels
Jason ahm sorry / Don't worry about it / Seeing Penny again reminded me of how much time I wasted trying to help her and how futile it all inevitably was and how I'm repeating it all over again with you / Jason yer right Am' sorry Ah really truly am Don't leave me / I'm sorry as well Sal But I'm just too tired of this to believe you
 
Jason's actin' like such a girl Ah 'xpect Joyce to pull the ol' whine an' run maybe Walky but Jason Damn / This can't be too serious Ah'll jus' wait for him to cool off an' then try to apologize again / Oh hell ah'll jus' go find him in the bar downstairs / Sir Video Game of Dubious Entertainment Value I'd either like a drink or a gun and a duck / GAME OVER / Piss off / Bar closed / Dance Dance Revolution
Thought you'd find me here / Yeah / Does it bother you / That my father is an evil overlord from another dimension / Possibly / Look ah promise not to go an' monopolize all the emotions from now on 'kay Ah know ah'm a fixer upper / Let's be friends again / As much as ah could wanna be friends with someone who scores negative on that game yer on / Purely out of retaliation
There Are we all suited up to go / Yep S'good to be stylin' my way again London here we come / Godspeed / Shouldn't we get in the car / Dammit ya ruined our moment / What / You can't get into a car dramatically / I suppose you were planning on staring down London until it journeyed to us hmm
And so I talked to this girl on the internet again I dunno man I / Her / Tiny / Godwin's Law / Joe / What / No no dude We just talk about dumb normal things I ain't in love or anythin' I swear I dunno what she even looks like / See Hey baby My favorite passtime is spelunking an' I wanna put my six inch stalactite in your guano cave / We only keep him around to weed out friends we dislike / Still got it baby / The ability to embarrass me publically
So you really talk to this online girl often / Yes but it's not all luvvy duvvy or anything Geez / Joe remember years ago when you told Danny and I that we were in denial and that we only insulted each other to camouflage our real feelings / You're doing that now / Billie I haven't insulted you once today / Not me you idiot / See There's that denial thing
 

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