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And / Congratulations He thinks I'm coming on to him / Terrific / You know I hope he is in love and that this girl is a damn ugly cow and they get married It'd serve him right / Well not too ugly / I mean we'd have to see her at get togethers |
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hey what's up / Nothing well sort of Ya know / what's the matter / This is going to sound crazy well You see I'm starting to REALLY like you / Hello |
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Joyce can I talk to you / Yeah what's wrong / Have you ever been so scared that you ran off and had quick mindless sex with multiple partners to get your mind off things and then felt guilty and stupid afterwards / You know I really should be asking someone else / Once I went on a Hamtaro buying binge |
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What did I tell you once before You're afraid to love with both your mind and body together / So you can either drop this girl and avoid these feelings forever or you can start to build something beautiful / Somewhere inside of you there has to be an image of who you want to be with for the rest of your life Someone who engages you on both levels mental and physical / Think Joe |
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An' that's how it all happened / The tubes with Sal's parents in them crashed through the floor / An' and Sal saved Dina / I s see / It was a horrible accident The Head Alien made me so angry / Thanks for telling me Can I be alone now / Yeah yeah sure / As long as you're gonna be all right |
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Why's the front door open / Joe just bolted out / He's got some real issues to work through I tell you I don't know if he'll ever have a good honest relationship / Hey like us Wanna make out / Uh / Maybe later / Well fine How about you Robin / We already did when ya blinked / Really / Hell no |
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No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no / Joe what the hell is wrong with you You're the pimpdog You're the playboy Joyce wouldn't heck no girl would survive longer than ten minutes in a relationship with you That sort of stuff ain't you / 'Sides she's Walky's girl / It'd be like breakin' up Lois an' Clark / Mike I think I need a swift kick in the nuts / And people accuse me of not being charitable |
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Thanks for knocking some sense into me Mike I was starting to fall for someone else's girl / Oh big deal / Just work your way to the inside plant seeds of doubt say the right destructive things and then be there for her when the relationship inevitably heads south / I don't think anything is worth that / Hey if you're going to lie to yourself what do you need me around for |
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There you are Joe I got worried Are you all right / All right I'm uh amazing / h how are you / Walky's being obnoxious / Sometimes I / When I used the power booster rod Walky turned yellow B but when Sal used it Danny was immune to it Does that mean anything to us If Walky turned yellow does that mean I don't really love him / Does it mean anything / Joe I'm so scared What's wrong with us Is this a sign |
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When Sal was using the power booster rod she couldn't make Danny glow because she was dishonest with herself and with all of us She could act the part of genocidal maniac in front of us but Danny reminded her too much of where she had started and who she'd become / But you're a stable honest young woman now You didn't have anything to hide from Walky You give everything you can to him / Thanks Joe You're a real friend / It's the least I can do |
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Can I use that in a minute / Sure I'm only in here 'cuz the ones in the lab are down Lemme finish up this e mail / tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity / S'all yours Buh bye / ZOOM / You have 1 new e mail / Wait a second |
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Joe Joe is right I was just getting all worked up over nothing / We had a bump but we can work around it / Walky is and always has been a sweet wonderful person / He's not really like that / No I will not think about this right now / I said I'm not going to think about it / I'm not / Oh god what have we become / Why / Why do we deserve / I / ENOUGH / I will have faith I will have faith |
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Hey uh Robin So who do you e mail with on the internet Anybody special / Oh now it starts I know 'bout you / munch / Joe Yer jus' bored an' / you want some fresh flesh / Well I'm like so on to you You can't stop can you You jus' keep goin' an' goin' / Jugh negapth noth wmgh tag quitpth thoo youfth |
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Okay so maybe I shouldn't jump to conclusions / My internet girlfriend is a mechanical wiz something that Robin most definitely ain't The timing of the e mail was just coincidence / Did I just call her my internet girlfriend / Hi Mike I / Sorry did I jump the gun a bit there My bad |
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hey I'm sorry for running off the other day / Well I'm glad i didn't scare you off completely / Was I too forward / I guess its because I don't know much about you what do you do for a job / well / I don't really want to say I mean well Maybe after you know me better / what's your name / It it starts with an R |
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There you are Robin Why are you standing in the closet / Why not / I know my reputation but we're roommates Can't we just talk Underneath your zaniness may be an element that we have in common I just want to get to know you / 'Course ya do I'm damn f# hot / No I mean yes I mean is there a correct answer to that / S# check out these abs |
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Dude it's hard for me to do this Just listen to me as just another guy for once okay / I know that under that facade is a different and complex you I guess that's the same for both of us Beneath that is someone I could maybe be friends with / You you really think I got depth / Well yeah / News t' me |
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Man I'm tired of wasting my time with you I don't care how great your mind may be I'm outta here / Yeah / Well this is fer tellin' me I'm a loser ditz and my true personality lies beneath it asshole / CROTCH KICK / I've always suspected that attempted monogamy would be the end of my sexual life but not quite like this |
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I'm a monster / You're not a monster dear / What's going on / You know how in Super Mario Bros you smash all those bricks The citizens of the mushroom kingdom were turned into those bricks / Joyce didn't know / You get points every time you smash bricks and she writes down all her high scores and puts them up on her wall / And so you told her this / You're a monster / Hey at least I don't get out of the car to apologize to everyone I hit in Grand Theft Auto |
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Indiana / Dina Sarazu / Above and beyond / 4 1980 July 19 2003 / Why am I praying |
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I'm sorry / You always say that / I mean it / I know I'm sorry I'm just a little tired / Walky Are we ready to head out Ruth's is only an hour's drive away / Yeah Sure / More dead people |
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Are you and Walky having problems / We just need some time away from things / But this is our first weekend off together for a while and Walky wanted to spend it here / How could I have possibly told him no / You're not very good at being a girl are you / Yeah yeah I know low cut dress blah blah blah |
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grrnt / To miss this hint you'd have to be the most dense man alive / Conveniently that's who I'm dealing with |
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Hi honey / FWUMP / Notice anything different / What's that smell / Candles / They smell like girl / So nice of you to notice |
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Y'know what if there is an afterlife What if after all this people can still go on somewhere / Yes They can That's what I believe That's what gives me hope / Really / The idea that Dina she can be happy you know like up in heaven / What |
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What kind of look was that / A smile / I seen better smiles outta Howard Dean / Walky please / Dina was an atheist Walky / It's the cornerstone of christianity If you believe in Jesus you go to heaven No one comes to the father except through me / So Dina's in hell / Is that what you believe / Get away from me |
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WHY / Why d damn you why I pressed on I had faith I tried so hard But your st stupid laws / He was mine I was his It's the way it was s'posed to be / And now I have nothing / Not even a voice that answers / Are you even there |
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Static In the fabric of the universe / Of the location I am unsure / Searching / Wait Something new / Disturbance / SEMME / I will wrap space around me / Relocate / The Power Booster Rod |
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Unrepentant child / Your disrespect for powerful artifacts is staggering / Wait / 14.78 seconds / Until I can break through your energy field and rip you to molecules / You probably know more about this universe than anyone else I can get an answer from / Does god exist |
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