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Hi I'm Joseph Rosenthal As a new member of the Collegiate Inventors Society I'm pleased to introduce you to my hoversled / I'm not sure exactly how I got the ability to build crazy science stuff but I did and I'm pretty sure that makes me awesome for not having to try as hard as I'm sure many of you have to / Plus I've had actual dates / With girls / But seriously vote for me |
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Man I got this Inventor of the Year thing in the bag / Y'know should I feel bad about this I mean I could really care less if I win but these guys are so desperate for the honor / And taking grand prize is Tom Chestnut and his catgirl robot that can play video games / Hey Guys what about me My parents are divorced I'm depressed C'mon |
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So you're Tom Chestnut / Yes indeedy / So your catgirl robot plays videogames / Sorta She's really only good at Street Fighter II / So this piece of button mashing junk won instead of my freakin' hover scooter / Yep I'm living the geek dream / You do realize I'm going to have to beat you up now / Sadly that's also part of living the geek dream |
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Where've you been all day / With nerds / I went all Jane Goodall on them but they didn't accept me into their group / And your mom's divorce / Eh I don't really care about any of that junk |
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KRUNCH / Don't tell me they followed you here / 'Kay ah won't / Perfect / Say remember when Machete should probably be dead / FLING / PIFF / Oh and yes Ultra Car is being a big help thanks / How is that kid getting up as easily as you did |
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This book says that a person's personality and belief system will constantly evolve until the day they die / On average everyone may seem like a completely different person every seven years / Sarah do you know what this means / I ignore you for seven years |
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You don't understand Sarah A person's values will be completely different every seven years / So / So I'm already pretty certain about what I believe now But this study means at some point in the future I'll decide I'm wrong / How can I possibly put faith in what I believe now if I'm doomed to discard it in the future / Your value system just might evolve with the accumulation of knowledge How awful / I know |
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Time to get moving Sal / So how do you propose we get to Danny and Joe to save them / Th they'll be all right / Sal / No offense but what in hell is wrong with you / We're not invincible not then / And not now that the Head Alien is gone forever / Life and death go on Sal even if he's dead We're not immune from it |
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Y'know maybe I got this all wrong After all truth is absolute and unchanging and I know what truth is / So I should take care to only read or watch things that I know that I already agree with / 'Cuz anything that disagrees with me must obviously be an awful corrupting influence that must be ignored / I CAN'T HEAR YOU THINGS THAT MIGHT CHALLENGE MY WORLDVIEW |
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Joe Do you ever get the feeling that we're stuck in a rut / That we're sorta just goofing around without any real sense of real change / Muh / Well that's going to stop I'm going to affect some real progress around here Starting tomorrow / Dan / What / It's 4 am My hands they're coming for your neck |
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So this is Ultra Car / G get your p p paws off me y y you / An A.I. just like me / I I I'm I'm p prettier / Have you not been hunted down by the humans Do you slave for them to guarantee your safety as I am being demanded to / Heh |
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Go ahead and try / There are two possibly three humans that could possibly physically best me and you are not / AAGH / HRRRRGHHHAAA / Who is this kid |
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BALONK / CLANK / I hope nobody saw that / RRRUNK / A are you guys okay / ow ow / G get a piece of the wing Throw it / Wha / Throw it at the yellow guy / An' call an ambulance / I don't think Danny's lookin' too hot |
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Y' panic too easily Jason / He's just a yellow zombie we can easily outrun / Ah mean what kinda electricity based supervillain worth his salt can't warp his shape to suit himself / He just walks around Big deal / Cheers |
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Good job Ms. Superpowers you've just committed boyfriendicide / Ah / Thanks Mr. Yellow Guy for making yourself a bigger target |
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Did that do 'im in He evaporated / Monkey Master snuck out also / Ultra Car's hide is made of materials that when the proper current flows through it can phase through anything and disrupt any molecular structure / Though as you can see with the Electric Man the end result is mutual / When we meet him again we'll have bombs made of the stuff / Again / C'mon Danny / This mission was completely fubared beyond titanic proportions / If I'm not terminated Sal / You and I are through |
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Whoa hey what'd we miss / What do ya mean We're through / I mean this can't go on as it is / This scene was a controlled skirmish until you showed up And now I'm out a Monkey Master and we're up a new monstrous foe / And it won't be just me being fired All my troops depend on the good graces and trust given me / It's entirely because you won't trust me And frankly until you learn to do that our relationship is pointless / Farewell |
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A contaminated universe / Purged and rewritten time and time again by both its natives and visitors from other timelines through either evil intention or accidentally by science fiction geeks / Is this Universe Prime or just another unimportant cog in the machine that comprises the multiverse / Tell me what future or timeline are you from / Bobby Walkerton |
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I come from well the future at least Like 25 years or so It was an accident / This timeline's future / I I think so / Then that raises an interesting point / What's that / If I kill your parents before you are born how do you still exist / You didn't kill my / Hey / What / No Nooo / Actually heh I will |
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