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| 200 - past blast | I've had a lovely time / Me too! Wait, don't I get a kiss goodnight?
/ Shhh everybody, he's here! Okay, three... two... one...
/ SURPRISE! / HAPPY 200th BIRTHDAY! / JD'S PIPES
/ STAY IN SCHOOL / Fletcher
/ If it looked like I was making out with my own photograph just then... it's because I was. I'm not ashamed of who I am. / alt: My ancestors kissed their own photos, and so do I. My parents raised me RIGHT / comment: Goodness me, 200 Antics strips! Thanks SO MUCH to everyone who continues to read/look at my comics, it is super nice that so many people pay attention to stuff I draw!
/ As a retrospective, here are the comics where the guests in this strip first appeared (click the titles to read them)!
/ Julie the Sky Whale: "inaugural webcomic/blog post"
/ Jeff: "what is his problem"
/ Kevin the pig: "financial wizardry"
/ J.D. Plumber: "outside quest (part 2 of 3)"
/ Timebot: "minicomic spectacular #2"
/ Bartholomew Caveman: "historical laughter (part 3 of 5)"
/ Alien "Alien Trucker" Trucker: "uncomfortably close encounters"
/ and finally,
/ The Photograph: "the gift that keeps on giving" / tags: 200 comics cake balloons streamers confetti party surprise friend best gathering birthday happy timebot time bot kevin pig piggy banker suit glasses jeff ugly jerk hideous freak worst jd plumber pipes stubble overalls mario ripoff julie sky whale clock caveman leopard print skin alien trucker sexual assault trigger warning tie smear mouth gross photograph portrait motivational poster picture frame make out making kissing slobbering hugging holding protectively proud standing up pride shameless brave two hundredth http://anticscomic.com/?p=1127 |
| 201 - a minicomic explosion | SNACK CITY
/ What kind of chips are those?
/ this bag is full of ghosts
/ BAG O' GHOSTS / PHILOSOPHICAL
/ What do you think happens to us all after we die?
/ SPIDER GRENADE
/ BANG / A STAR IS BORN
/ LERN 2 DANCE (WITH FLETCHER)
/ "THE STAND"
/ "THE STAND (FREESTYLE)" / HOW ABOUT NOW
/ CAN YOU SEE / MY CRUSTY EYE BOOGERS
/ HOW ABOUT NOW?
/ HOW ABOUT / NOW / alt: I collect mine in a jar. Why yes, I am single / comment: here are some miniature comics that I drew on some paper
/ that is how pictures are made
/ that is how to make pictures / tags: minicomics mini comic minitature tiny cute three panel ghost chips crisps bag flavor flavour spirit spooky haunted philosophy worry death grenade weapon bomb shrapnel spiders arachnids arachnophobia bang explosion dance freestyle step up 2 streets popping locking sweet moves instructional closeup close zoom gross ugly face eyeball veins bloodshot eyebrow iris pupil sleep crusty eye boogers bogey http://anticscomic.com/?p=1135 |
| 202 - express yo self | Your face is so BORING. You need to be more expressive! / Okay, I'm listening. Teach me how!
/ First you need to warm up with some stretches. You know, really work out all of that face skin.
/ Like this!
/ Or this!
/ Aren't you worried that you'll stretch your skin TOO much?
/ I just stick it back with this handy staple gun! / I'm out. / alt: out of this scheme, out of the door, out of your life. I am a ghost to you / comment: haha, I have more staples in my skull than...
/ than somebody with less staples in their skull
/ well YOU try thinking up a punchline while staples are being jammed into your head / tags: stretch face expression skin gross hideous smoosh press cheeks loose hanging facelift staplegun staple gun flabby flaps sack flesh expressive facial pull walk away slowly decline nope http://anticscomic.com/?p=1139 |
| 203 - the future is now | Finally, a new Knight Game is out for the Video System 86! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED.
/ KNIGHT GAME II
/ ENDING: YOU HAVE PUNCH HORSE
/ so THIS is what love feels like / alt: I heard that if you enter the Master Cheat Code, you can see the secret alternate ending where he DOESN'T punch the horse!! / comment: this is way better than the first game, just look at all those extra graphics!
/ this game has at least ten times the graphics of the real world!
/ they proved it with a test, they said the real world looked FAKE after they saw this game! / tags: knight game templar horse animal punch kick desert sand victory pose buttons controller gamepad wire cord analog keypad press atack assault cruelty cute eyes eyeballs wonderment amazement beauty beautiful graphics hardware software videogame video game couch sofa sit lounge suite tv television technology advanced sequel playable facepunch http://anticscomic.com/?p=1143 |
| 204 - positively charged | What a beautiful day!
/ the sun is shining!
/ the birds are singing! / ♫
/ the killbots have escaped from their titanium prisons! / KILL
/ wait, that isn't right
/ duck... in a tree? / KILL / alt: ohhh I remember, I threw that duck up there last week. Haha, I'm hilarious / comment: Copernicus, you look different. Did you polish your sword arm? Why are yo-
/ KILLBOT STRONG, HAVE MANY TIE NOW
/ TWO TIE MAKE KILLBOT HUMAN / tags: outside sun shining shine bright ray thumbs up cheerful grinning happy tree knot branches leaves duck bird bill beak stuck killbot kill bot sword axe fire fireaxe run tube metal robot machine hesitation double take doubletake murder tie theft steal theif thief stolen assume identity oblivious ignorance bliss ignorant prison cage escape jail jailbreak http://anticscomic.com/?p=1152 |
| 205 - too much practice | Fart! Faaaaaaart fart fart. / Stop it, you know I hate that word!
/ You may hate the word... but how about the REAL THING?
/ Hnnnngh
/ HNNNNGH
/ BOOM
/ carry on... my legacy / poot / alt: also, do not touch my collection of fart-filled jars. They're going to be antiques one day / comment: what do you mean "there are no farts in heaven"?
/ this is not the paradise I was promised, I would like to go back please
/ p.s. you may have noticed that it looks like there is an Antics book out! This is a real thing that is happening, do not be alarmed. / tags: fart gass pass wind butt bum buttocks derriere posterior mufasa cloud lion king simba spirit afterlife message beyond grave bang boom explosion explosive back passage strain hard intense push legacy poot toot fire smoke flames impact heaven http://anticscomic.com/?p=1163 |
| 206 - sweet party trick | Hey Copernicus, have you seen my- OH MY GOD, what the heck happened to your face?
/ I got my mouth surgically stretched! NOW who is the spontaneous one?
/ Check out what I can do with this bowling ball!
/ pretty neat, huh? / alt: the stretching prodedure was much like this, except the ball had MEDICINE scrawled across it (by a doctor) / comment: Wow, my mouth stretches even further than I thought it would!
/ With a mouth this big, I could eat you while you sleep!
/ I will. / tags: stretch surgery medical doctor procedure surgically plastic surgeon experimental mad science scientist bowling ball strain gross open mouth teeth gums throat hideous ugly ruined forever horror horrible terrifying party trick D: http://anticscomic.com/?p=1184 |
| 207 - a minicomic invasion | FUTURE JOKES
/ INITIATING PROGRAM "FART 2.0"
/ HA. HA. HA. HA. END TRANSMISSION. / PUBLIC SCHOOLING
/ two plus two is
/ math! / REASONED RESPONSE
/ sorry, I ate all of your chips.
/ ARGH!
/ SO ANGRY / EXTREME SPORTS
/ PLANT STARING
/ EATEN-BY-SHARKING
/ HAT LABELLING / HAT / alt: plant staring is hard; plants very rarely blink / comment: it takes incredible fearlessness to hat-label at a competitive level
/ If you spell "hat" incorrectly, your career is over
/ and if you accidentally label a non-hat item... may god have mercy on us all / tags: minicomics mini comic miniature strip tiny cute robot machine dial clock magnet button fart program programme computer pass gas wind poot toot mathematics math anger theft chips crisps rip head decapitate spine neck plant pot potplant stare intense eyeball shark water sea ocean leap eaten chewed teeth horror pain hat tophat top hat label sticker correct game extreme sports table http://anticscomic.com/?p=1188 |
| 208 - uncomfortably warm | Gosh, t's so dang HOT today. You could seriously fry an egg right on the sidewalk! / I bet you can't
/ Fine! Watch closely.
/ technically that was more like baking
/ I win / alt: and because I won the last time before we died, you have to buy the first round of ghost-beer / comment: In conclusion, an egg still inside the shell cannot truly be considered "fried"
/ Thank you for discussing it with me, I'm sure you understand the need to clear it up.
/ Anyway, we were both incinerated hours ago *crumbles into dust* / tags: hot sun sunshine heat weather warm outside egg fry sidewalk pavement footpath spot fire flame burst alight burn smoke inferno aflame ash charcoal flare earth plunge armageddon apocalypse planet surface unexpected http://anticscomic.com/?p=1191 |
| 209 - appreciation for the human form | how does it look?
/ it looks just like you!
/ hmm, something is missing
/ it... is complete / alt: that isn't ART. Where is all the glitter and macaroni? / comment: I know what you're thinking: "how can it defend itself against aliens?"
/ well, there is a reason that dinosaurs are extinct.
/ and that reason is "they can't grip their ray guns properly without opposable thumbs" / tags: art artist fine history canvas paint easel paintbrush brush scribble doodle bad wood complete pose planet space star rings universe galaxy dinosaur brontosaurus apatosaurus sauropod tank oxygen bubble helmet spacesuit pipe breathe better improve http://anticscomic.com/?p=1197 |
| 210 - scarily effective | Well hello, young man! What are you dressed up as tonight?
/ I;m the ghost of world economic stability! OOOOoooOOooOo! / $
/ and I'M a tire! / $
/ MY CANDY IS YOURS TO COMMAND! / $ / cho / caramel / tofi / spittles / alt: that granny has a good pitching arm on her. She could go pro / comment: with costumes this impressive we can do ANYTHING
/ but let's not, I just ate nineteen pounds of cheap candy
/ sweet death draws near; I no longer fear his embrace / tags: halloween all hallows eve costume lady old woman elderly bowl candy lollies sweets lolly sugar ghost sheet dollar sign money tire wheel car spare tread grey gray intense impresses gift throw shower chocolate skittles lollipop toffee wrapper light golden glow bequeath happy cheeks cute adorable toss http://anticscomic.com/?p=1205 |
| 211 - to sketch a predator | Look, I drew the best animal ever!
/ this is a pretty weird looking cat
/ spider eyes / crocodile head / cat arm / octopus thingee / my face on chest (for looks) / bear torso / 2nd crocodile head / SHARK MOUTH LEG FEET / BRIEFCASE FULL OF MONEY / alt: The face on its chest is so attractive... almost hypnotic. Oh no, I'm being eaten / comment: stroking its prey with a solitary cat arm (to relax them), the Coolbeast tightens its tentacle to firmly hold it in place
/ simultaneously devouring its victim with two or possibly three mouths, it is truly a creature to be feared
/ also it has lots of money / tags: doodle sketch drawing scribble pencil pape lined animal cat paw claws eight spider eyeballs teeth nostrils crocodile alligator reptile lizard tentacle suckers beautical visage hairy bear chest body torsi fin shark teeth droll drip maw gaping suitcase cash dollar dolla bills fatasny creature cat mistake crazy http://anticscomic.com/?p=1208 |
| 212 - way off the mark | Check it out, I made a mind reading machine!
/ It shows you pictures of what other people are thinking about! / ooh, let me try
/ You're thinking of... a sterile white room, with a single bloody handprint in the direct center / Wow, it works!
/ and you're thinking of a turtle! Wait... TWO turtles.
/ Not even close. This thing is junk! / alt: copernicus's thought are kind of beautiful, in a terrifying-secret-murderer kind of way / comment: when will technology do something useful?
/ like a car that cooks pizza on the engine while you drive, or a cat with a propeller on it
/ you know, stuff that MATTERS / tags: mind reading reader machine telepathy telepathic thought police gold metal device gadget doohicky button picture science magic smash break sterile crazy insane blood bloody handprint fingerprints one two three turtles tortoises animals thought bubble angry intense overreaction http://anticscomic.com/?p=1213 |
| 213 - connect the dots | CONSTELLATIONS THAT ARE NOT BORING / a field guide to the mysteries of the heavens
/ the dapper gent
/ the depressed centaur
/ Fletcher hitting Copernicus over the head with a guitar / alt: you REALLY have to squint to see that last one; if you aren't clever enough it just looks like three stars / comment: Oh, you're a Taurus? I'm a Two Vagrants Fighting Under A Bridge.
/ It means I am very impulsive, find it hard to make lasting relationship connections, and smell a little bit like urine / tags: night sky constellations stars galaxy universe zodiac suns planets cosmos space hat bowler dapper gentleman centaur horse hoof tail animals depressed lonely sad hitting head over guitar musical instrument leap attack strings smash stretch focus pushing boundaries bounday nonsense junk science http://anticscomic.com/?p=1218 |
| 214 - going away for a while | I'm back from my long vacation on the island of Badgeroola! / that doesn't exist
/ Sure it does! Look, I even brought you a tribal head covering! / that's a sweaty rag
/ I also got you a small package of traditional smoking sticks / those are cigarettes
/ How about a ceremonial knife? / Did... did you carve that from a turkey bone?
/ FINE, I was in prison! Are you happy now?
/ Try to broaden your horizons a little, and suddenly you're a "cannibal". What a stupid law. / alt: I mean come on, who needs TWO legs? Greedy homeless people, apparently / comment: exercise yards: full of potentially deadly heavy weights
/ and soap: to drop, or not to drop?
/ all that and more, coming up next on "all I know about prison, I learned on TV" / tags: badgeroola island nation vacation holiday stay inside prison jail gaol locked convicted judge court facade lie seen though transparent obvious cannibal eat devour human meat turky bone shiv shank smoke cigarettes rag bandana gift http://anticscomic.com/?p=1221 |
| 215 - secrets of cooking success | Check out what I made without burning it. I followed the recipe you gave me and everything!
/ Wow, this is really well done! Fudge, cream and mousse made right and perfectly layered
/ ...wait, where are all of the strawberries?
/ I put them in the bottom, just like your recipe said.
/ Well, they aren't in here! What "bottom" did you- / alt: You'd think he would've learned, after the pumpkin pie disaster. That was an embarrassing trip to the emergency room / comment: Yes, that bottom. The bottom at the bottom of my back.
/ That is the bottom into which strawberries were added.
/ I see that you comprehend the terrible mistake I have made. / tags: cooking chef kitchen cuisine fusion masterchef top layered layering dessert pudding chocolate sugar cream mousse fudge vanilla strawberry strawberries butt bottom inside recipe instructions burning burned perfect presentation plating ashamed horror horrified terror terrified gross disgusting wrong incorrect plan according http://anticscomic.com/?p=1226 |
| 216 - illicit behavior | I found you wallet. In my room. / umm, that isn't mine
/ I suppose the fake license with your name on it, it your own handwriting, isn't yours either?
/ FLETCHER F. FLETCHERSON / can totally drive a car, for real. / (also spaceships)
/ Okay... please let me explain. / While you're at work, I roll around in your bed naked.
/ I didn't say it was a GOOD explanation / alt: everyone loves the hair/moustache combo on me, but I'll admit that the singlet was a mistake / comment: speaking of which, I also left a bunch of hair all over your sheets
/ I'm... I'm going to need it back / tags: wallet leather card bank money dollars bills lisense licence license photograph retro singlet wifebeater chest hair body facial moustache mustache mullet long flowing locks ginger viking poor explanation not helping dismay horror gross disgusting hairy work abesnt cat away mice play http://anticscomic.com/?p=1232 |
| 217 - warning sign | A vision of the future!
/ I must do everything I can to save the people I love
/ later that day: / ...whoops / alt: Oh no, I left the gas on as well! Plus I just farted like eighty times / comment: in a more focused future, the gravestones would read:
/ "copernicus - beloved son, judo champion"
/ and
/ "<-- I'm with stupid" / tags: pointillism artist painting bright color colour explosion bang nuclear inferno boom explode smoke smoking crater tie blown apart grave stone gravestone tombstone tomb headstone head turned earth dirt ground buried body death dead bodies memorial epitaph dream prophecy vision future bed cold sweat pyjamas pjs determination failure accident grenade weapon bomb pin pulled absentminded absent minded dumb idiot oblivious http://anticscomic.com/?p=1235 |
| 218 - most impressive | I'm bored! Maybe I'll see what being a dog is like for a while. / you can't just change species
/ oh really? Well what do you call THIS? / alt: I call it... the most impressive stuntman interview ever. You're hired! / comment: this comic is dedicated to my brother, who did this when his teacher told him to demonstrate the color purple
/ except he landed right on his nose, which was apparently very impressive
/ this guy could be handling your finances soon; watch out, economy! / tags: change species bored dog puppy animals nature science magic power transform hold breath concentration concentrate worried worry cheeks red pass out unconscious fall black cross x eyes walk away slowly ignore idiot dumb oblivious http://anticscomic.com/?p=1238 |
| 219 - a burst of minicomic flavor | USE YOUR ILLUSION
/ want to see a trick I made up? / sure!
/ whoa, neat! / POP
/ that wasn't it. call an ambulance. / RUTHLESS TACTICS
/ how did you afford that giant jewel?
/ black market organ sales!
/ dodn't worry, they weren't MINE. / ALMOST INNOCENT
/ did you draw a mustache on me while I slept?
/ nope, wasn't me!
/ but if you were drugged and had a mustache tattooed on, that WAS me / IT IS A DOG, NOT A SHEEP
/ behold my latest invention
/ KNIFE DOG.
/ WAR WILL NEVER BE THE SAME / alt: There will be more dogs, and more knives. Possibly more knives than dogs, because one knife per dog is not very dangerous. Unless the dog has been trained really well. / comment: A KNIFE DOG IN EVERY TREE
/ THE ULTIMATE DEFENSE
/ (IF YOU LIVE IN AN ORCHARD) / tags: minicomics mini comic miniature tiny cute panel strip three party trick arm pop off fall limb lose bloody bleeding worry terror hospital accident ambulance jewel gem diamond huge rock black market organ sales liver kidney heart lungs eyeballs mustache moustache mustachioed draw drew pencil pen tattooed machine needle gun needlegun cord sheep dog puppy cute animals adorable knife dagger strap war weapon ultimate power raw limitless unbridled agression invention inventiveness combined http://anticscomic.com/?p=1243 |
| 220 - dedication to fitness | Want to go for a walk? / why would I?
/ For the exercise! You've been getting a little pudgy recently
/ all of the exercise I need is right here!
/ CHIPZ
/ eeeehhhggh / CHIPZ
/ bury me... at sea / alt: I am so fat that I will probably float really well. So maybe just light me on fire and set me adrift, if that makes things easier / comment: you mean... with all of the other whales?
/ OH
/ SNAP / tags: couch sofa exercise workout run walk tramp hike powerwalk jog pudgy fat overweight obese obesity unhealthy stretch reach chips chipz crisps potato
/ exertion collapse tired exhausted die sleepy pathetic sad glory glorious burial http://anticscomic.com/?p=1250 |
| 221 - repercussions | Ooh, candy. All for Copernicus! / wait, stop!
/ That candy has been passed down from my ancestors! It is chock full of caramel, and ancient mystical powers.
/ If it were to be consumed, the consequences would be DIRE.
/ owwww! / alt: That was my eating arm! I need that to eat! Now I'm gonna starve and die, you jerk / comment: a terrible punishment, for a terrible crime
/ none can withstand the devastation... of arm punchies / tags: candy sweet lolly lollies gum sugar sweet toffee caramel bubblegum chewing secret ancient mystical magical powers forbidden taboo eat chew swallow teeth mouth shock anger desecration traditions arm punchies hit attack swift justice pain hurt ow ouch oww cheeks cute http://anticscomic.com/?p=1257 |
| 222 - new management | ANTIKS: CARTOON PRODUCTION OF GLOBAL UNITED NEW SOVIET REPUBLIC
/ YOU HAVE VERY MANY COWS, COMRADE. / YES, COWS ARE MANY
/ I WORK HARD TO GAIN COWS, NOW ALL ARE MY BELONGING.
/ BUT, COMRADE LEADER TELLS TO GIVE EQUAL TO ALL, SO ALL MAY HAVE COW!
/ COMRADE LEADER SPEAKS WRONGLY, THESE PROPERTY ARE MINE ONLY,
/ AS CORRECT CITIZEN, I HAVE INFORM LOCAL GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY. PUNISHMENT IS YOURS... YOURS ONLY!
/ WORKING OF MANY MAKE ALL STRONG
/ MEDIA APPROVED BY G.U.N.S.R. DEPT. OF PROPAGANDA / alt: LESSON IS TAUGHT, CHILDREN MOLDED. GLORY TO MOTHERLAND / comment: I am same fletcher, running this antics computer site. If my speaking seem strange do not worry, not government agent replacement, that is silly!!
/ p.s. act as you do regular, nothing is change
/ p.p.s. go communism! / tags: global united new soviet republic russia germany iron curtain propaganda fascism communism communist socialist socialism jail prison red gold retro government oppression cow share neighbour neighbor comrade stick crude sketch poor quality muscles worker workman workmen strength numbers many motherland fatherland nationalism nationalist pride patriotism hammer sickle pose intense stare frown http://anticscomic.com/?p=1260 |
| 223 - a stocking full of minicomics | magical xmas secret
/ nice antlers! how did you do the red nose?
/ alcoholism
/ I'm sick... I need help / I'm here for you / chow down
/ is that ...meat?
/ Yes. There was a slight mix up.
/ I hope you like eating glass ornaments / eight years in a row
/ merry christmas!
/ Bow full of snakes? / you know me too well / one small detail
/ Ooh, great costume! Except... Santa isn't... / say it!
/ Santa isn't brown? That is SO racist.
/ I was going to say ugly. / oh, okay / alt: With a face like this, who am I to argue? I'll get back in my box / comment: merry holidays! I hope the festive season has filled your hearts with joy, and your houses with gifts
/ or if you are not a person that celebrates these particular holidays, I hope you found some coins under a couch cushion (or something equally neat)!
/ anyway, a joyful Party Time to you all! / tags: minicomic mini comic miniature tiny cute panel strip three christmas xmas christ jesus birthday reindeer deer antlers red nose burst capillaries alcoholic alcoholism sickness disease condition assistance friend help meat tree pine pot bacon steak sausage beef pork chicken gross mixup mistake chew shatter ornaments pain injury hurt blood bleeding gums box present ribbon wrapping paper wrapped gift snakes carton full bite venom poison sanat claus hat pompom puffy fat brown black racist racism mistaken misunderstanding ugly hiseous frightful fire delightful snow holiday http://anticscomic.com/?p=1266 |
| 224 - an embarrassment of minicomics | ONE TINY, TINY DETAIL
/ I'm a lady!
/ I wear lipstick, and bra for my ...chest parts
/ you don't look very convinced / your junk is hanging out / BEST LAID PLANS
/ I'm on fire! Quick, give me money!
/ why did I think this would work? / STINGING ACCUSATION
/ have you seen my pet scorpion?
/ it's about this big, poisonous, and- you ate it, didn't you?
/ how dare you accuse me?! / TACTICAL ADVANTAGE
/ look, new tattoos!
/ THREE butts... to confuse the enemy / alt: They'll think they are seeing TRIPLE. Or possibly double... it really depends on how many cheeks they are used to seeing on a person / comment: When I shake my juicy rump, they will be dazzled by the number of targets on offer.
/ And that is when I will strike. / tags: minicomic mini comic miniature tiny cute panel strip three bra transtestite eyelashes rouge makeup bra bikini top lipstick junk genitals donger unconvincing fire flames alight aflame fiery inferno burnt burned burning flaming begging wallet money cash dollars coins bills scorpion sting tail animals insect pet escaped eaten ate swollen puffy reaction allergic allergies allergy poison venom tattoo ink needle gun needlegun injection buttock butt bum posterior derriere triplicate triple double confusion camoflage http://anticscomic.com/?p=1270 |
| 225 - change for the better | Look, I bought throwing knives!
/ HIYAH!
/ Ooh, right in the head! My bad. / brain... forget
/ Wait, are you okay? Quick, how many fingers am I holding up? / ha ha ha!
/ What have I done? Oh god, I only wanted you to think I was cool! / green pretty
/ You know what? You're beginning to grow on me, New Copernicus / ICE CREAMS / alt: Ice creams I rub on head pain! Much sore, big agony! End my pitiful existence, PLEASE! Ice creams! / comment: he makes a good point, green IS very pretty
/ and he is paving the way in campaigning for ICE CREAMS
/ vote New Copernicus/Knives in Head 2012 / tags: throwing knives knife toss dagger blade sword pommel handle grip reckless abandon head skull brain stab injury impale thrust pierce skin sink inside protrude lobotomy amateur neurosurgery fingers holding laugh happy idiot dumb broken consequences green tie pretty beautiful easily impressed change mind opinion ice creams icecrems ice-creams cone frozen dessert sugar excited excitement http://anticscomic.com/?p=1273 |
| 226 - big shoes to fill | FLETCHER THE MOVIE!!! / "******" - EVERYBODY EVER / "SO HOT" - SUPER MODELS / IM BAD BECAUSE IM JEALOS!
/ I have to admit, I'd like to know who you want playing your part.
/ That depends! Which actor has the biggest / NEVER MIND / alt: I was going to say biggest CREDENTIALS. By which, as you can probably guess, I mean donger / comment: copernicus would be played by somebody who is ugly both outside and inside
/ they will also be wearing a fat suit (because real fat doesn't look fat on film) / tags: drawn scribble sketch doodle terrible artist pencil pen film movie cinema review hollywood bollywood criticism action hero stallone rambo bad evil mustache moustache mustachioed fat mean diamond jewel gem cane pimp stick grin jealousy pose heroic muscles abs abdominal scar scarf headband actor actress role oscar nominee winner nominated golden globe cover ears change mind regret asking http://anticscomic.com/?p=1278 |
| 227 - not by choice | Magic 8 Ball, will I ever find true love?
/ kill
/ that... isn't very helpful
/ KILL
/ I think you might have misheard. I want to know about love and stuff!
/ Fine, I'll do it! Jeez, no need to be rude. / KILL EVERYONE / alt: waaait a second, this package says magic HATE ball / comment: "Am I a good kisser?" KILL
/ "Should I ask Becky-Sue on a date?" KILL
/ "What is your favorite movie?" THE NOTEBOOK. P.S. KILL / tags: magic eight 8 ball future predict psychic prophecy prophecies mystical ancient toy children kids childish hasbro mattel killer attack murderer death violence violent forced hand anger angry reluctant reluctance give up giving possible copyright infringement trademark true love loving relationship repetition repetitive http://anticscomic.com/?p=1282 |
| 228 - time to shine | Fletcher? Are you home?
/ Oh my gosh, I have the house to myself! I can do anything I want!
/ uhhh...
/ hmm / alt: ... / comment: ooh, I know! I could... wait, fletcher already did that
/ I guess I'll just sit here and think about how many trains I've been on
/ three. I have been on three trains / tags: copernicus solo forever alone lonely sadness misery loneliness blank boring boredom sitting crouching corner thought bubble yell cupper hands shout cat away mice play quiet http://anticscomic.com/?p=1287 |
| 229 - beauty secrets | don't say a word! I know what you're thinking.
/ You're thinking "how is Fletcher's skin so deliciously baby-smooth?"
/ WELL, IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
/ but you seem like a good kid, so I'll give you a clue anyway
/ it has SOMETHING to do with urine
/ Please don't tell me any more. / LOTS of urine! / alt: I mean a whole bunch! At least THREE urines / comment: simply send me fifty dollars, and I will send you a bottle of "skin health product"
/ do NOT look inside the bottle, simply apply "skin health product" to your face and ignore the smell / tags: beauty beautiful cosmetic makeup skincare secret magical secret recipe threaten anger angry furious fury rage push cheeks cut smush smoosh squish yell shout gross disgusting disgusted walk awy slowly touch urine pee piss http://anticscomic.com/?p=1291 |