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| 260 - true to his word | Could I come to your knitting club tonight? I'm SO bored. / sorry, it's very exclusive
/ FINE THEN! I'm starting a club called "Fletcher Is Better Than Copernicus In Every Way", and YOU aren't allowed in!
/ two days later: / members ONLY!
/ ...he's me SON, but even I like Fletcher more than- Oh. Well, this... http://anticscomic.com/?p=1798 |
| 261 - scare tactics | whoops!
/ Hey NERD, watch where you're going!
/ Oh no, I think he wants to fight! / don't worry, I'll handle this
/ aw jeez, calm down bro! I don't want any trouble
/ I'm... sorry you had to see that / so manly / alt: is he more threatened by the bright feathers, or fletcher's barely concealed package?... http://anticscomic.com/?p=1805 |
| 262 - a day in the life of a sky whale | WONDERS OF THE NATURAL WORLD / "A Day in the Life of a Sky Whale"
/ Taking down criminals / $
/ Celebrity appearances / GRAND OPENING!!! / woo!
/ Misguided courtship rituals
/ A good night's sleep / alt: in the quest for a good night's sleep, a high quality mattress is of paramount importance / comment:... http://anticscomic.com/?p=1819 |
| 263 - fine motor skills | I spent my savings on make-up! Our looks will earn us millions.
/ I am SO on board with this
/ ten minutes later:
/ Fletcher? Do you need any help in there? / alt: those aren't REAL nose hairs, he just doesn't understand how to use fake lashes / comment: maybe people will appreciate your INNER beauty
/ ahahaha,... http://anticscomic.com/?p=1868 |
| 264 - that just happened | The beast attacked daily, so sure of its might
/ "We're helpless!" the villagers yelled out in fright
/ But a hero cried "NO MORE! ON THIS DAY WE FIGHT"
/ Then he drew his gold rifle, and aimed down the sight
/ okay, this metaphor isn't really helping
/ I shot your cat / sorry / alt: The horns represent... http://anticscomic.com/?p=1874 |
| 265 - totes rockin' ink | it is finally time... for the Tough Tattoo Contest
/ Hello! I'm Carl.
/ wallets, please / alt: he conceals the real gun by pressing it REALLY hard against his gun tattoo, until it sticks in place / comment: I know I shouldn't give my name out to the people I rob
/ but heck, it never hurts to be polite / tags:... http://anticscomic.com/?p=1877 |
| 266 - father of invention | Copernicus, look at this nifty thing I invented! I'm so smart. / NAILS BOOM
/ do you know what it IS? / let's find out! / NAILS BOOM
/ NAILS BOOM
/ NAILS BOOM
/ NAILS BOOM
/ BOOM
/ instant acupuncture. PATENT PENDING! / alt: for people who want to relax, but also enjoy loud explosions and intense pain - $1000 / comment:... http://anticscomic.com/?p=1883 |
| 267 - country of origin | Copernicus, tell me of your homeland
/ it is a land of rolling green hills, and crisp clear rivers
/ the people spend their days frolicking and merrymaking
/ everyone is happy, and nobody ever goes hungry
/ it sounds... magical. Why would you ever leave?
/ oh, just some stupid legal thing / three murders,... http://anticscomic.com/?p=1892 |