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|260 - true to his word||Could I come to your knitting club tonight? I'm SO bored. / sorry, it's very exclusive / FINE THEN! I'm starting a club called "Fletcher Is Better Than Copernicus In Every Way", and YOU aren't allowed in! / two days later: / members ONLY! / ...he's me SON, but even I like Fletcher more than- Oh. Well, this...|
|261 - scare tactics||whoops! / Hey NERD, watch where you're going! / Oh no, I think he wants to fight! / don't worry, I'll handle this / aw jeez, calm down bro! I don't want any trouble / I'm... sorry you had to see that / so manly / alt: is he more threatened by the bright feathers, or fletcher's barely concealed package?...|
|262 - a day in the life of a sky whale||WONDERS OF THE NATURAL WORLD / "A Day in the Life of a Sky Whale" / Taking down criminals / $ / Celebrity appearances / GRAND OPENING!!! / woo! / Misguided courtship rituals / A good night's sleep / alt: in the quest for a good night's sleep, a high quality mattress is of paramount importance / comment:...|
|263 - fine motor skills||I spent my savings on make-up! Our looks will earn us millions. / I am SO on board with this / ten minutes later: / Fletcher? Do you need any help in there? / alt: those aren't REAL nose hairs, he just doesn't understand how to use fake lashes / comment: maybe people will appreciate your INNER beauty / ahahaha,...|
|264 - that just happened||The beast attacked daily, so sure of its might / "We're helpless!" the villagers yelled out in fright / But a hero cried "NO MORE! ON THIS DAY WE FIGHT" / Then he drew his gold rifle, and aimed down the sight / okay, this metaphor isn't really helping / I shot your cat / sorry / alt: The horns represent...|
|265 - totes rockin' ink||it is finally time... for the Tough Tattoo Contest / Hello! I'm Carl. / wallets, please / alt: he conceals the real gun by pressing it REALLY hard against his gun tattoo, until it sticks in place / comment: I know I shouldn't give my name out to the people I rob / but heck, it never hurts to be polite / tags:...|
|266 - father of invention||Copernicus, look at this nifty thing I invented! I'm so smart. / NAILS BOOM / do you know what it IS? / let's find out! / NAILS BOOM / NAILS BOOM / NAILS BOOM / NAILS BOOM / BOOM / instant acupuncture. PATENT PENDING! / alt: for people who want to relax, but also enjoy loud explosions and intense pain - $1000 / comment:...|
|267 - country of origin||Copernicus, tell me of your homeland / it is a land of rolling green hills, and crisp clear rivers / the people spend their days frolicking and merrymaking / everyone is happy, and nobody ever goes hungry / it sounds... magical. Why would you ever leave? / oh, just some stupid legal thing / three murders,...|
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