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| 089 - phlegm for two | This cold is awful! Just look at how blocked up my sinuses are
/ i can't see inside your sinuses, man / Can you please cover your mouth if you're going to cough? It's just that the orphanage won't let me volunteer if i get sick or someth- / AAHHHH / CHOO! / You have no right to order me around! I'm a human being too.
/ I wasn't ordering you, I was asking you politely! / Oh man, i'm sorry! I misheard you.
/ anyway, my answer is no / alt: I'm not very good at listening. Or being polite. / comment: i had a very bad cold when i drew this; everything in this comic is taken from real life experiences
/ NO EXCEPTIONS / TAGS: sick cold fever flu sneeze cough phlegm snot gross green spit orphanage orphan http://anticscomic.com/?p=408 |
| 090 - skills to pay bills | Ahh, another satisfying day of being a professional stuntman
/ you're not a stuntman / What are you trying to say?
/ that... that you're stuntman / OH REALLY? / SMASH / when did we get a coffee table?
/ there's glass in my spine / alt: Well if I'm not a stuntman, why do strange men pay me to touch their bodies? What? No, that can't be right. / comment: that's what i was TRYING to do
/ just look at how neatly my spinal cord was severed
/ an injury like that requires finesse / TAGS: stunt stuntman jump leap graceful gazelle glass table coffee wood break smash spine vertebrae sever http://anticscomic.com/?p=411 |
| 091 - bull in a chino shop | Man, I suck at choosing clothes for dates. Sometimes brown just isn't classy enough, you know?
/ gimme a second / Crisis averted! Try these on.
/ I probably don't need ALL of- / I'm a style icon, and I'm telling you to PUT THEM ON RIGHT NOW
/ yes sir / soon:
/ your date is going to flip when she sees how snazzy your clothes are!
/ i am truly the king of fashion / alt: It is all about LAYERING. Which is to say as many layers as you can manage while still being able to walk. / comment: WEE-OO WEE-OO
/ OPEN UP, IT'S THE FASHION POLICE
/ i'm going to need you to hand over your fashionista license
/ have you been drinking, sir? your color-coordination seems a little off
/ PUT THAT SCARF DOWN, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL SHOOT / TAGS: clothes date hood hoodie crown jewel gold hat cap brim toggle jacket jumper puffer jacket shirt pile modest pile http://anticscomic.com/?p=415 |
| 092 - food chains | Man, i'm absolutely STARVING! I skipped breakfast today, so-
/ oh god / What's the matter? Why on earth are you staring at me like that?
/ you... you look like a giant hot dog / What the heck is wrong with you?
/ sorry dude, i can't help it! / Maybe i should go and get a burger or something?
/ probably a good idea / soon:
/ HELP! HELP, HE'S TIED ME UP, AND I CAN'T- / nobody can hear you, sweet thing
/ you're all mine / alt: I'm gonna cover you in SO MUCH ketchup and mustard. It's not a sexual thing, I'm just going to eat you. / comment: that hot dog thinks you're hot, dog
/ DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE / TAGS: food hungry giant hot dog hot-dog hotdog sausage frank frankfurter bun door rope kidnap bondage restrain restraint trapped prison imprisoned creepy sauce ketchup catsup tomato http://anticscomic.com/?p=418 |
| 093 - life of the party | So are you ready for Jeff's potluck dinner tonight? Exciting!
/ Jeff's WHAT dinner? / Potluck! Where everyone brings a plate of food with them, and then it all gets shared around
/ ohhh, i get it / i was worried, i thought it involved "taking the drugs" and gambling
/ well... it doesn't / Prepare to be dazzled by my mastery of the culinary arts!
/ trust me, i'm excited / soon:
/ Would you prefer hot sauce, a can of whipped cream, or a wedge of cheese? They're all pretty good / one hour later:
/ NOBODY LOVES MEEEE / alt: if he had COMBINED them, he would have been mister popular without question / comment: i asked a friend what i should draw a comic about
/ and she me to draw a comic about potluck dinners
/ apparently my friends are strange people?? / TAGS: pot luck potluck food party jeff ugly jerk drug drugs gamble gambling cream cheese hot sauce chili chilli whipped can cheese nacho chip chips nachos underpants undies briefs stain gross fat couch sofa http://anticscomic.com/?p=431 |
| 094 - die-curious | ...and then i SMASHED the lobster with a rock!
/ that was only five minutes ago, dude. I saw you do it! / how did we manage to get stuck on this island? I forgot.
/ we were waterskiing, and you made me pick up a hitchhiker
/ who turned out to be a pirate / are we going to die here?
/ yes / have you ever wanted to make out with a dude before you die?
/ no / alt: Not even a handsome dude with a huge beard? I'm asking for a friend / comment: for the love of god copernicus, don't give in
/ he is trying to steal the precious, precious moisture from your lips / TAGS: ocean see water beach island sand palm tree coconut stubble mustache moustache beard facial hair rock boulder smash lobster shellfish seafood silhouette pebble wave http://anticscomic.com/?p=440 |
| 095 - minicomic spectacular #1 | A SOLID INVESTMENT / WHO TOOK MY MONEY
/ You spent it on new legs made of snakes
/ oh yeah. they're not very good / SAW IT COMING / Knock knock
/ whos there?
/ Your head is a fish
/ haha I NEED WATER / CALCIUM BLUES
/ MY BONES ARE STRONG, GIVE ME A HI-FIVE
/ HI-FIVE
/ crack snap die
/ UP YOURS / DOMESTIC DISPUTE
/ cactus, why do you always disappoint me?
/ why do you make me do this to you?
/ DON'T HIT ME I LOVE YOU / alt: also I am totally poisonous, stop punch my cactus venom into yourself / comment: please do not make fun of these miniature comics
/ they have very low self esteem stemming from their small size
/ they just want to be treated like normal comics
/ is that so much to ask / TAGS: mini comic minicomics doodle money cash snake snakes leg legs joke fish goldfish head transform high five hi-five break bone cow grass fence farm cactus child abuse lips creepy pot http://anticscomic.com/?p=442 |
| 096 - minicomic spectacular #2 | BUM DEAL
/ MAGIC LAMP
/ PLEASE be a wish genie
/ RUB RUB
/ FART GENIE
/ oh nooo / ON THE DOWN LOW
/ can you keep a secret?
/ i have a big fiery butt
/ don't tell anyone / WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE
/ what's in your mouth, dude?
/ scorpions
/ SCORPIONS EVERYWHERE / COPING MECHANISM
/ what time is it, Timebot?
/ TIME TO BUY A WATCH, HAHAHA
/ I TELL JOKES BECAUSE I AM INSECURE ABOUT MY WEIGHT / alt: seriously though I am totally covered in clocks, just look for yourself / comment: i hope you like minicomics!
/ if not, then it must suck to be you right now / TAGS: mini comic minicomic gold golden lamp rub fart smoke gross monster fire fiery butt ass bottom flame stuff stuffed cheeks scorpion sting robot time timebot machine dial button antenna light magnet http://anticscomic.com/?p=449 |
| 097 - minicomic spectacular #3 | GAMER BROS
/ FIGHT MY GAME MAN, YOU LOSER!!
/ GAME OVER, CHUMP-ASS!!
/ POINTS: ALL
/ I LOVE HOW YOU TASTE BRO / GOOD EATS
/ Hey do you like cats?
/ No, I've always been more of a Dog-person.
/ SNARF CHEW SNARF / ADVENTURE PALS
/ I'm glad we killed that evil wizard
/ And took all of his treasure
/ sorry that he burned off your genitals
/ they'll grow back / TRUE FRIENDSHIP
/ Ready?
/ yes.
/ LETS DO THIS
/ RUMP BUMP / alt: In case the last comic requires an explanation, a Rump Bump is when you Bump your Rumps together. Hope that helps / comment: and so ends this trilogy of minicomics
/ coming up next: an entirely NEW trilogy
/ a trilogy that may (or may not) be EXCITING / TAGS: game gamer couch sofa mohawk video game gun mushroom star mario tongue kiss makeout make out dog bowl food dogfood meat gravy wizard hat gold bad golden coin scepter rod rump butt bump naked http://anticscomic.com/?p=455 |
| 098 - fight of the century: part 1 | why do you never want to come and jump off buildings with me? It's fun AND you learn things.
/ i don't want to die / That sounds like the kind of fearful clucking a CHICKEN would make! A scared chicken. / WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? / I WILL FIGHT YOU
/ oh yeah? you and what army? / FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
/ a tale in three parts / alt: Fletcher is only popular among non-humans. It is both a gift... and a curse / comment: THE TRILOGY BEGINS
/ I'M GOING TO WARN YOU IN ADVANCE
/ THIS COULD...
/ THIS COULD GET INTENSE / TAGS: jump danger building base jumping army fight boxer boxing gloves jeff ugly jerk kevin pig piggy bank banker timebot robot machine dial antenna button light plumber mario pipe pipes JD J.D. stubble hat overalls http://anticscomic.com/?p=458 |
| 099 - fight of the century: part 2 | CHEEK PUNCH / STAB / CHOP / NYAGH NYAGH / THROW / SMASH / alt: The hotdog is actually winning against the sky whale, as she is supposed to be on a strict no meat diet / comment: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOUNTAIN THING
/ DOES THE FOUNTAIN HAVE COMIC #100 IN IT?
/ QUICKLY, GRAB IT OUT BEFORE IT GETS TOO WET
/ INTEEEEENSE / TAGS: fight cheek punch jeff ugly jerk knife stab bank banker pig piggy kevin glasses suit robot machine timebot antenna dial light button J.D. JD mario axe chop fireaxe hat pipe pipes overalls stubble hotdog hot dog hot-dog whale julie sky skywhale muscle buff ab abs pec pecs throw shorts hulk smash wall ruin wreck crash crush fountain pillar tile ancient pool http://anticscomic.com/?p=460 |
| 100 - fight of the century: part 3 | OH MY GOD, we just discovered the friggin' fountain of youth / Lets not jump to any crazy conclusions! There could be all kinds of germs and disea- / WHOOPS, I SLIPPED / oh darn it, i slipped again / ANTICS BABIEZ: babies... with ATTITUDE!!
/ antics babiez: entirely replacing antics as of this second (right now!) / alt: You didn't ask for it, but I'm doing it anyway! STRAP IN AND ENJOY THE RIDE / comment: and so this dramatic, nonsensical trilogy draws to a close
/ what the heck? that makes 100 antics comics!
/ thank you SO MUCH to everyone who reads my comics! (you, in particular) / TAGS: fight smash broken wall ruin wreck fountain spray water tile pillar jeff JD J.D. pipe pipes overalls mario plumber timebot robot machine antenna dial button light pig piggy bank banker kevin glasses baby babies babiez propeller hat stubble nappy diaper pin cog gear sunglasses cool wrench spanner http://anticscomic.com/?p=474 |
| 101 - a reasonable explanation | EXTENDO-ARMS / oh, oh that tickles! hee hee hee! / You have made my dark heart feel joy once more! I release this land from my evil curse. / Brave warrior, you have once again saved the Hippo Kingdom! / You may marry one or both of my beautiful hippo daughters
/ jackpot! / None of this is helping to explain why you set my car on fire
/ it's called a METAPHOR / alt: Or is it a simile? Whatever, the point is that I slept with a hippo / comment: the crown represents society's judgment of my actions
/ the bat represents my self-loathing
/ the hippo brides represent the fact that i am very attracted to hippos / TAGS: bat magic wing wings nose hippo hippopotamus teeth crown jewel gold golden castle stone brick rug carpet red metaphor arson magic destiny hero warrior knight burn flame car fire http://anticscomic.com/?p=479 |
| 102 - the hobbies are all mine | PAAAAAARRR / RRRRKOOOOO / OOUUUUUUR! / None of the things you're doing are parkour. Not a single one.
/ what IS parkour then? / It combines running, acrobatics and climbing to get you past any obstacles as quickly as possible
/ sounds boring! maybe i was thinking of poker / POKERRRR / alt: You don't want to see him play craps, it gets pretty messy / comment: wait, is poker the one where you spiral gracefully away from the earth's surface leaving a glorious rainbow in your wake?
/ sorry, i always get poker and blackjack mixed up / TAGS: hobby hobbies baking cooking knife whisk egg dough parkour free running freerunning acrobatic headstand handstand stand hand head guitar smash music instrument electric poker rainbow spiral graceful glide magic http://anticscomic.com/?p=483 |
| 103 - a magical bond | what're you reading?
/ a book / BORING! / Well what do YOU want to do?
/ tell me a story / Once upon a time there was a really weird guy who made his friend uncomfortable / aaand then fell asleep on his lap / Okay seriously, how are you so darn relax- oh god WAKE UP, YOU'RE PEEING ON MY LEGS / alt: I'm not sleeping, peeing just makes me really happy / comment: it is soaking through and i can feel it on my skin!
/ get off get off GET OFF okay never mind i'm used to it now / TAGS: book novel boring bored read sofa couch lap sit uncomfortable awkward sleep nap pee urine piss wet gross http://anticscomic.com/?p=489 |
| 104 - ties that bind | What on earth is this... situation?
/ water me, i'm a flower! / Not this time, man. You do some crazy things, but this is a bit too weird even by your standards. / It isn't weird at all. You're the weird one for not watering me
/ okay fine, i'll do it / oh god YES, pour it all over me! / I laced that water with pollen, so now you have to marry me and we can be together FOREVER / I'M FLOWER-PREGNANT, AND THE BABY IS YOURS
/ no no NOT AGAIN / alt: I swore I would never let this happen again after that cactus stripper in vegas. Oh well, I dug two graves for a reason / comment: great, now our child will carry the STIGMA of being born out of wedlock
/ i am BLOOMING mad about this
/ what a MICROSPORANGIUM of a day this is turning out to be / TAGS: flower pink leaf leaves petal pollen stalk costume water watering can crazy pregnant http://anticscomic.com/?p=492 |
| 105 - a minicomic interlude | OLD-FASHIONED BELIEFS
/ A shark is eating your arm, man!
/ Oh I don't believe in sharks
/ Can I borrow one of your arms? / HIGH SCORE!!
/ Your test result are back
/ Apparently you're mildly dyslexic
/ OMFK / MISUNDERSTANDING
/ Oh no, gravity stopped working!
/ No, we're trapped in a giant spiderweb
/ haha, neat! / THE WORST THING EVER
/ oh god, everything is turning balloon / alt: Imagine the sound of two balloons rubbing together. Forever. That is the hell we have entered / comment: here are some half-boiled comic ideas!
/ it is nice being able to do minicomics when i can't think of any good comic ideas
/ i mean... uhhh, here are some comics that took a lot of thought and planning / TAG: arm bite biting teeth amputate amputee armless paper clipboard clip board wood web spider spiderweb fang fangs eyes legs eight balloon color string http://anticscomic.com/?p=504 |
| 106 - an original franchise | Finally my Thing Monster card set is complete. I have them all! / ALL OF THEM / Do you have... THIS ONE?
/ BEETLE MAGNET!
/ 41 28 32
/ "it's just a beetle with a magnet" / give me that card
/ no way, it's mine! / NUHHHHH i want it
/ too bad, you can't have it! / soon: uh huhh huh huhh huuuhhh / alt: the blood won't come off, IT WON'T COME OFF / comment: is this the end of antics? is copernicus DEAD?!
/ will fletcher ever find that coin that he lost down the back of the couch a few days ago?
/ tune in next time! (to find out that the answer to all three is no) / TAGS: card collect pokemon thing monster rope string beetle magnet grass rock stats statistic collectible desperation shower water glass hammer blood kill murder death injury gross bodily harm assault http://anticscomic.com/?p=507 |
| 107 - behind closed doors | Hey, are you part of a secret society or a cult or something?
/ what... makes you ask that? / mainly the secret-looking metal pants you've started wearing / Also you've been coming home covered in more blood than usual
/ STOP ASKING QUESTIONS! / If you keep asking, you'll pay the price. You'll be hunted down by...
/ THE DEADLY BABYLONIAN MAN-SHEEP! / A woolly man is the best threat you've got? What's he gonna do, gently cuddle me to death? / soon:
/ you've been BAAAAAAD
/ AUGH! / alt: Grenades AND dynamite? THis is a sheep that really knows how to get the job done. Plus he has sunglasses, so you know he's cool. / comment: the metal pants are locked to keep demons out of his butt
/ i don't know why, demons just really like butts
/ how else are you gonna keep them out of there / TAGS: metal pants chain link chainmail lock gold golden silver chastity pattern ornate cult society mystical masons ritual tnt t.n.t. dynamite grenade weapon sheep wool sunglasses leg legs hair hairy bed sheet bedsheet blanket blankets http://anticscomic.com/?p=522 |
| 108 - the patchwork man | Hey, could you lend me your prosthetic arm for a moment?
/ ...sure, i guess / Can I borrow your false teeth as well? If it's not too much trouble.
/ i suppose so / Also your wooden butt
/ what do you need all theethe for? / I'm making a robot version of you! Not in a creepy way, though. / it's going to kill and replace you! / WAIT, PLEASE COME BACK!
/ i need your skin / alt: And would it kill you to give me your heart? Yes, it probably would. / comment: chuck on a new arm, throw in a couple of gold-plated kidneys
/ resell your body at twice the price you originally paid for it
/ this is basic stuff, people / TAGS: prosthetic prosthesis amputee arm teeth false implant wood wooden butt gums robot creepy machine kill death murder steal skin http://anticscomic.com/?p=565 |
| 109 - like an onion | Check it out, a strange man gave me a bottle of Health Juice!
/ That isn't health juice, somebody just put a sticker on some poison
/ well THAT'S just a sticker too, so obviously it isn't poison either!
/ GLUG GLUG
/ owww, my organs hurt. what IS that stuff?
/ Oh. Well, I guess that explains the spthhhgllgthhgrrfargllth / alt: Green foam? You're probably safe. Purple foam? Say goodbye to your loved ones. / comment: i like to trick my friends by disguising products
/ replacing toothpaste with industrial solvents, and toothbrushes with toilet brushes
/ when they get out of hospital we all have a good laugh about it / TAGS: health juice bottle label peel trick poison purple lid swallow chug prank stain froth foam double poison skull horn crossbones bone http://anticscomic.com/?p=573 |
| 110 - very straight priorities | Time to do some frolicking!
/ Why don't you use your energy for something PRODUCTIVE? / why don't you shut up / alt: throw him in a hamster wheel generator, and you could power a small village / comment: that isn't fair, i made it to the moon didn't i?
/ sure i just strapped myself to the side of someone else's rocket
/ but i had to frolic ALL THE WAY to a store to buy the rope / TAGS: frolic play leap gaily dance meadow grass sky fence post brick wall pavement sidewalk cement sea water underwater fish rock seaweed bubble cheek space moon crater star spacesuit helmet visor gold gravity http://anticscomic.com/?p=576 |
| 111 - minicomic extravaganza | HOLD IT / it happened again
/ BARE GRILLZ / i got LED grillz! / PIMP MASTA / what will you do if someone hacks them? / what? / VIAGRA BUY IT
/ FULL OF IT / why so energetic? / ENERGY DRINKS! / BLEEEEECH / also cow blood
/ PLACE YOUR BETS / MUSTACHE / CHESTSTACHE / BUTTSTACHE / you win / alt: Do you know how much effort it took to grow this monocle? A lot more than the top hat, that's for sure. / comment: as long as there are jokes that will not stretch to six panels
/ there will be occasional minicomics
/ all you minicomic haters can suck my dizz!!
/ (dizz is the nickname i gave to this lemon) / TAGS: breath breathe hold cheek red pink purple explode burst pop flesh hole wound grill grille grillz grilles grillez teeth metal LED message tooth viagra spam hack energy drink blood vomit blech spew gross drip soak soaked mustache moustache nipple hair chest man manly hirsute butt monocle top hat tophat classy gentleman competition contest http://anticscomic.com/?p=578 |
| 112 - dramatic reveal | we should build a treehouse NOW / we have no tools!
/ We can improvise! Lets just sharpen a DVD or something
/ also our yard doesn't have any trees to build a treehouse in / so what?
/ I can always just... build a tree?
/ also you ARE a treehouse / alt: I was wondering why this family of birds was nesting inside my chest / comment: oh my gosh, fletcher hasn't been human this whole time?!
/ i'll draw him in his TRUE FORM from now on
/ i hope you like trees covering the dialogue in every panel! / TAGS: tree house treehouse tree-house branch leaf rope knot shed wood roof wall ladder dvd tool build hobby switch reveal hidden secret http://anticscomic.com/?p=589 |
| 113 - charity for fun and profit | Hey, can I borrow some cash? / nope, I donated it all to charity!
/ I really hope I win, or I won't be able to afford food this month
/ You don't WIN anything by giving to charities. Donating is about being generous, not gambling!
/ Wait, does that mean i'm NOT going to win back extra organs for all the ones I donated? / alt: Somewhere, a sick child just recieved a very annoying heart / comment: where is my flying boat, world wildlife fund?
/ where are my golden castles, world vision?
/ i gave you my money, damn it i expect RESULTS / TAGS: charity donate borrow cash money generous generosity organ dumb stupid sick dead fall collapse cross eye x roll the dice lottery http://anticscomic.com/?p=597 |
| 114 - stretch harmstrong | What is this? What... what the heck am I looking at here?
/ my concentration pose! obviously.
/ How on earth do you BEND like that? Doesn't it hurt your legs?
/ Nope! Hold on, I'll show you. I just have to get back to normal first
/ I'll just bend my arms and legs like this, then - oh god ow ow OW
/ there's a friggin' eyelash in my eye! / alt: also my arms and legs are broken, that is pretty sore too / comment: i am going to squeeze myself into a cup!
/ someone will drink it, and i will contort my way through their digestive system
/ i will make millions and people will respect me (after i wipe the poop off myself) / TAGS: yoga stretch bend pose limb aerobic workout meditation sit break twist pop eyelash eye itch pain butt bottom cheek http://anticscomic.com/?p=600 |
| 115 - mind if i BUTT in | What's the deal with your butt? / what do you mean?
/ it's crawling all over your body!
/ That isn't normal butt behaviour! I think there may be something very wrong with your butt.
/ Oh yeah? Well there's something very wrong with your FACE
/ i think it might be spreading to- / CALL A DOCTOR / alt: call every proctologist in the world! This is not a drill. / comment: some of you have voiced concerns regarding my obsession with butts
/ i say to you that yes, i appreciate the value of butts everywhere
/ both their intrinsic comedic value AND their overall contribution to society
/ BUTTS / TAGS: butt bum bottom move crawl spread disease how embarrassing arm face chest face buttface head side sick sickness best disease ever http://anticscomic.com/?p=603 |
| 24 Hour Comics Day - part 1/2 | PEST CONTROL / Check out my extra arms! / SPIDER!!! / what? I'm not a - / SPIDERRRR
/ GENERAL ADMISSIONS / This chart is not very... / not very... um... / I'm not a real doctor / It's okay
/ HOW EMBARRASSING / hup! / oh no / my fly is open
/ BAD DECISION / yesss, the winning lottery ticket / SNARF SNARF / wait i needed that money
/ HEATED DEBATE / I'M ON FIRE / is it fire? or is it WATER? / it's fire / okay then
/ LIFE LESSONS / I don't have any money / Take my money, I don't want it / aw yeah
/ PORKY-BON / I select you, Peekaboo! / this is a work of satire and therefore is not in breach of copyright
/ BRAIN SWAP #1 / NGHHHH RARGHH / SCRATCH SCRATCH
/ BRAIN SWAP #2 / my fellow Americans - / COME BACK HERE
/ STAND UP COMEDY / I'm standing! / I'm sitting / I'm squatting
/ ALL TOO COMMON / agh, my zipper is stuck / HNNNGHH / soon: / I zipped my dick off
/ BYRD LYFE / aw yeah a worm, frickkin delicious / my life is meaningless / alt: Eat worm. Fly, drink water. Eat more worm. Question point of it all. / comment: these are some minicomics I drew for 24 Hour Comics Day.
/ 24 minicomics for 24 hours! I hope you enjoy them / TAGS: spider bug spray can spraycan insect pest arm extra leg die dead yell doctor mirror hat band chart note paper coat lab cliff jump leap fall fly zip zipper ticket win victory eat swallow snarf chew dumb mistake regret fire flame hot head water debate argument conflict resolution money cash dollar poor note moolah dosh throw rain hat top tophat monocle suit pokemon porky-bon pikachu peekaboo poeball porky-bowl open reveal fake cute prez president flag us american desk speech devour rip tear teeth tooth itch scratch dog tail nose ear chase spin circle stand sit squat clever jokes zip dick wang dong strain dickectomy eunuch genderless wing feather worm yum pondering the meaning of existence http://anticscomic.com/?p=607 |
| 24 Hour Comics Day - part 2/2 | AW SNAP / whats the most ugly thing you- / your face
/ BLACK SHEEP / WHOOPS, WRONG SHEEP
/ BEACH COMIX / keys? keys on the BEACH? / what are these keys for??? / WOOOOOO
/ SHARK COMIX / where are my friggin keys
/ RESPONSIBLE PARENTING / am I a bad father? / TOSS / HMMMMM
/ TATTOO CONTEST / BANG
/ SELF-CONFIDENCE / You are a good person / people like you, you are nice. / Are you the guy who just punched my baby?
/ THE SIMPLE THINGS / fart
/ GRAVITY CAT / I love you gravity cat
/ THINK TWICE / MAN that was good chocolate / or was it poop? / lets just call it 50/50
/ LONG LEGS / Whup! / whoooa / kill meeee
/ CLOCK FACE / nuhhhh / NUHHHHHH / alt: IT IS ALWAYS SUFFERING O'CLOCK... NUUHHHH / comment: these are the rest of the minicomics I made for 24 Hour Comics Day.
/ hope you like 'em! / TAGS: snap insult judged harsh but fair ugly lumpy misshapen doughy pimple hair mole hairy cry tear sheep white mistake key keyring sand sea beach mystery monster truck big wheel tyre tire crush shark fin swim confusion anger shark-fury baby swaddling swaddled infant wrap throw irresponsible toss do not feed ponder consider sword snake skull arm beefy muscle biker snarl sneer mean badass smile heart gun shoot bang build me up buttercup kind kindness accuse accusation found out flatulence gas poot grin simple pleasures cat kitty kitten float space gravity anti antigravity spin hug hold squeeze dirty mouth brown smear tough choice compromise stilt long unwieldy awkward horrible existence trip fall stuck awful hand point horror clock face time to die hideous NUH NUHHHHHH http://anticscomic.com/?p=610 |
| 116 - wonder drug | Dang it, the friggin TV is broken! / yay, we can get some exercise!
/ how are you always so HAPPY? / pills!
/ What happens if you stop taking them? Do you just go all crazy?
/ No, I just get really cranky and overly negative. Kind of like you.
/ Then my skin gets all greasy, and I get kind of chubby. Also like you!
/ Plus my junk stops working right and gets all weird-looking, like- / AGLAGHLAGH / alt: I can feel my issues melting away! Wait, maybe I'm just dying / comment: this comic is sponsored by the Society for the Taking of Other Peoples' Prescription Medication
/ seriously though, if you think you have brain problems please go to a doctor
/ or at least talk to somebody you trust about it
/ i mean... farts / TAGS: happy cheersful play exercise pill pills drugs drug bottle cap tablets tablet miracle transform help cure all chug swallow chew overdose od http://anticscomic.com/?p=615 |