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| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Another Interview | {{Edmund's Journal: The owner of the executioner theme park asked me to run a few interviews.}} / [[Edmund and Hugo sit behind a desk, with an executioner applicant on the other side.]] / Applicant: Here's my resume! / [[Edmund looks at the resume.]]
/ Edmund: Well, you certainly have experience in... http://eqcomics.com/2011/09/27/another-interview/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - A Message | [[Edmund and Hugo stand in the office, a man stands in the doorway.]] / Hugo: Interviews are over. / Man: Oh, I'm not here for an interview. I bring you a message. / Man: ...And it's right outside that window! / [[An adorable puppy looks in through the window.]] / [[Hugo and Edmund look fondly at... http://eqcomics.com/2011/09/30/a-message/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - An Invitation | [[The chauffeur reads a paper.]] / Chauffeur: Dear sir of madam... / [[Edmund and Hugo stand next to a carriage.]] / Chauffeur: "Come ride this carriage, if you dare; the ending place you know not where." / Edmund: Is it a murder mystery mansion? / [[The chauffeur looks vexed.]] / Chauffeur: What--... http://eqcomics.com/2011/10/04/an-invitation/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - A Carriage Ride | [[The ghostly carriage rides off.]] / [[Edmund sits in the backseat.]] / [[Edmund stares at a man all seated in the carriage.]] / Man: How many licks does it take to get to the footsie bone center of a footsie pop? / [[The man holds up his foot.]]
/ Man: Let's find out. / [[The man starts to lick... http://eqcomics.com/2011/10/07/a-carriage-ride/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Pulled Over | [[The ghost carriage moves down the road. Another carriage comes up behind it.]] / < http://eqcomics.com/2011/10/11/pulled-over/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2011/10/14/riding-on/?utm_source=scribol.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=scribol.com">http://eqcomics.com/2011/10/14/riding-on/?utm_source=scribol.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=scribol.com | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Knock Knock | [[Edmund's Journal: I soon got the feeling that the chauffeur dropped me off at the wrong address...]] / [[Edmund stands at the gates of a large mansion.]] / < http://eqcomics.com/2011/10/21/knock-knock/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Waiting for a Cab | [[Edmund's Journal: It may not have been the best idea to trust the chainsaw maniac's offer to call me a cab, but my only other option was wandering the woods...]] / [[Edmund sits on a couch in a beat-up house. Two eyes peek around the corner.]] / [[A woman slides onto the couch next to Edmund and... http://eqcomics.com/2011/10/25/waiting-for-a-cab/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - No Cab | [[Edmund's Journal: I grew increasingly uncomfortable in the chainsaw maniac's house...]] / [[Edmund sits on a couch. Eyes and creatures poke out everywhere.]] / Edmund: May I ask if you've called a cab yet? / Maniac: I did, but when they answered I massacre'd the phone.
/ Edmund: Why'd you massacre... http://eqcomics.com/2011/10/28/no-cab/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Walking at Night | [[Edmund comes across some tick-or-treaters dressed in a long cloak. One boy's head sticks out of the top of the coat, while another head peeks out from the middle of the coat.]] / [[The boys take off the coat to reveal a man with no torso, only 6 heads stacked on top of each other.]] / [[Edmund runs... http://eqcomics.com/2011/10/31/walking-at-night/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - After Halloween | [[Edmund comes across a man standing in front of a graveyard. Jack-o-lanterns line either side of the graves.]] / Edmund: Hello, sir! / Man: ssshhh... Some respect, please. / Man [[looking over his shoulder]]: Every Halloween, millions of pumpkins are carved into human-like visages and simply tossed... http://eqcomics.com/2011/11/04/after-halloween/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Pre-owned Candy | [[Edmund comes across a booth labelled "Pre-Owned Candy".]] / [[A sleazy used-car-salesman-looking guy leans on the booth.]] / Salesman: I see you've got your eye on that bucket of candy corn. She's a beaut, isn't she? / Edmund: I'm just looking. / Salesman: Look, I can tell you're a no-nonsense... http://eqcomics.com/2011/11/08/pre-owned-candy/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Fall Routine | [[Edmund comes across a little boy on a stage. A sign says, "Billy's stand up <--]] / [[Billy stands on the stage, a microphone in hand. He wears a tie and his shirt is untucked. He points at some leaves falling from a nearby-tree.]] / Billy: And why do they call these "leaves"? I mean, they come down... http://eqcomics.com/2011/11/15/fall-routine/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Life and Leaves | [[Edmund sits on a bench with a man.]] / Man: The autumn leaves make a great metaphor for our lives. / [[The man holds a leaf up to his face.]] / Man: You start out small, healthy, colorful... / [[The man holds up a dried-out leaf.]] / Man: And after hanging out a while, the cold sets in and you... http://eqcomics.com/2011/11/18/life-and-leaves/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Turkey Tactics | [[Edmund stops at a stall where a lady and man stand. There are two signs, one says, "Ask us how delicious turkey is!" and the other says, "Tofu has feelings".]] / Lady: We're with the turkey industry. Since some people eat tofu for animal-friendly reasons, we created this tofu sympathy campaign so... http://eqcomics.com/2011/11/22/turkeys-tactics/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Walking Along | [[Edmund walks next to a bush.]] / [[Over 3 panels, a man's head slowly sticks out of the bush.]] / Man: If you took two pieces of bread and put them on either side of a sandwich, it would make it a sandwich sandwich. / [[Over 3 panels, the man's head slowly sinks back into the bush.]] / [[Edmund... http://eqcomics.com/2011/11/29/walking-along/ |
| Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life - Discomfortville festivities | [[Edmund's Journal: I was impressed with how festive Discomfortville's holiday display was...]] / [[Trees are covered in garland and ornaments. Candy canes and ginger-bread houses abound. A sign points the way to Santa.]] / [[Edmund meets a man with a wreathe on his shirt, holding a candy cane.]] / Man:... http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/09/discomfortville-festivities/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/13/discomfortville-santa/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/13/discomfortville-santa/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/16/toothy-claus/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/16/toothy-claus/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/19/more-clauses/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/19/more-clauses/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/22/another-claus/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/22/another-claus/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/26/be-back-soon/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2011/12/26/be-back-soon/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/03/a-year-that-was/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/03/a-year-that-was/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/06/flavorides/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/06/flavorides/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/10/snow-portraits/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/10/snow-portraits/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/13/branching-out/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/13/branching-out/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/17/a-worthy-cause/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/17/a-worthy-cause/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/20/some-answers/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/20/some-answers/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/24/an-accomplishment/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/24/an-accomplishment/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/27/caution/#comments">http://eqcomics.com/2012/01/27/caution/#comments | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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