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|60 - 05/25/11 - The Hiccoughs||[[Humphry still riding Stan, walking down street front. Crew trailing behind. Everyone wearing hats.]] / Humphry: *hic* *hic* / Humphry: Mo, make me laugh. I've got the hiccups. / Humphry: *hic* / Mo: Shouldn't I be scaring you? / Humphry: *hic* / Humphry: Impossible. I fear neither man *hic* nor beast. / [[Humphry with hands on Stan's face and hat]] / Humphry: Now humor me. *hic* / Mo: Fine... / Mo: Why is Six afraid of Seven? / [[Mo intimidating, arms crossed]] / Humphry: Because Seven ate Nine. / Mo: [[overlapped ]] Because Seven's black. / [[Mo toothy smile. Humphry uncomfortable. Stan angry.]] / Humphry: Am I allowed to laugh? / Mo: No. / Stan: Absolutely not. / Humphry: *hic*|
|61 - 05/29/11 - Unrequested Guest Comic #2: Pregnant||[[In the style of Cyanide and Happiness, or maybe you're wacky hand drawn]] / [[Woman with slight baby bump holds hand of her man with a beer belly, maybe a samurai sword is visible on his back but not obvious.]] / Woman: Honey, I've got great news. / Woman: We're pregnant. / [[Man looks dumbfounded, one hand behind him scratching the back of his head near the sword hilt]] / Man: No... / Man: It can't be. / [[Man shouting as he holds the sword in front of him about to stab]] / Man: Yataaaaaaaaaaaah! / [[Sword in body, the 3 sides of the seppuku already bleeding.]] / [[Woman reacting wildly.]] / [[Man searching through entrails.]] / Man: There's no baby here! / [[Man, on back on the ground. Bleeding. Dying.]] / Man: Why would you lie to me?|
|62 - 06/01/11 - Alex (1/3)||[[Alex outside her house]] / The trouble for Alex Von Seahorse Von Phee / Was choosing which where was the where he should pee. / For he was a she, you see. / A very odd thing for a he to be. / [[Being inspected by doctor]] / "Was this part the extra?" / "Was that what he's lacking?" / "What are all these, thats, and those?" they kept asking. / [[Alex singing, snacking and spin-dangle stacking]] / When singing or snacking or spin-dangle stacking, / It never much mattered what thing she was packing.|
|63 - 06/05/11 - Alex (2/3)||[[In front of looming bathroom doors]] / But come time to tinkle the others would stare. / What door would he choose? / Was she even aware? / [[Girls at the mirror turned looking angry]] / Girls mussing and fussing. / Girls preening and prissing. / "No boys!" when he entered, they all began hissing. / [[Boys kicking in the stall]] / The boys were no better, they kicked in her stall. / "You don't belong here!" / "No girls! / "None at all!"|
|64 - 06/08/11 - Alex (3/3)||[[Desperate looking Alex]]
/ Whether he was a she or 'twas she who was he
/ Was now of concern to Miss Mister Von Phee.
/ She still had to pee, you see.
/ Had to pee! [[italics]] Had to pee!
/ Had to PEE!
/ PEE! / [[Bursting out of door]]
/ Alex burst out the bathroom and flew through the crowd.
/ [[angled]]Attention! Attention!"
/ she shouted aloud. / [[Crowd staring at Alex with pants down]]
/ With everyone watching, all gathered around
/ She pulled down his pants and went on the ground. / [[Alex pointing accusingly off to distance]]
/ "Look what I've done!"
|65 - 06/12/11 - In-deli-ble||[[Mo ordering from a deli counter, "Now serving" sign says 133]] / Mo: Half a pound of american cheese, please. / Deliman Dale: White or yellow. / Mo: I want the good stuff. Give me the white. / [[Mo being handed his half pound of cheese]] / Woman: Sorry to interrupt, but I can't in good conscience allow you to call [[italics]]that[[italics]] cheese. / Woman: Let alone "the good stuff." / [[Displaying certificate]] / Mo: Who died and made you Queen of Cheese? / Woman: I'll have you know, I'm acting head of the U.S. Cheese Society. My certificate... / Mo: And who gave you that? / Woman: Me. / [[Mo walking away, this panel serves as a beat.]] / Deliman Dale: One-thirty-four! / Woman: Give me a pound of your finest bologna.|
|66 - 06/15/11 - Unconditional||[[Boy standing next to broken window with baseball on ground. Father on haunches consoling him.]] / Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll love you no matter what. / Son: What if I'm a criminal? / Dad: Even if you're a criminal. / Son: What if I murder your wife? / Offpanel: Jonah! / [[Continued panel, mother cross]] / Mom: You call me mother.|
|67 - 06/19/11 - Incogneato||[[Backs of Mo, Stan, Humphry. Woman sitting at the table. Banner that reads SPEED DATING! ]] / Woman: So take your seats and get ready to meet some lovely ladies. / Woman: And don't forget your number tags. / [[Closer-up of woman sitting at table appearing concerned]] / Mo: Number tags? / Woman: In place of name tags. We had to change our system after a couple of creepers wouldn't take no for an answer. / Woman: Now we only give out names when there's a match. / [[Zoom out to Mo and distraught woman.]] / Woman: Those bad apples spoiled our fruit salad. If I ever catch one of those- / Mo: Don't worry, we'll let you know if we see anyone- / [[Mo staring at disguised Humphry and Stan.]] / Mo: -suspicious. / Stan: We're on the case.|
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