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Kitty Litter I'm Leaving! / No you can't leave yet! My friends haven't arrived. / Friends!? What friends? uhhhuhhhhuhhhuhhh. Here they are.
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Chronicles of Today [[Holgersen stretches out his arms.]] / Caption: Today my vacation begins. / Holgersen: Yay! / [[Two ninjas stand together.]] / Caption: No ninjas. / [[A steaming pizza box labelled Pizza Pit.]] / Caption: No delivering pizzas. / [[Holgersen is in bed, awakened, peering at a beeping alarm clock.]] / Caption: No waking up early. / <> / [[A small building on a hilltop has a large sign which says Lab of Evil. In the sky, lightening crackles down from black clouds. In the foreground is a bald mad scientist with a monocle; he is wearing a labcoat and a tie.]] / Caption: And no mad scientists. / [[An empty couch.]] / Caption: Just me, the T.V. and the couch. / {{dated 11-2-05}}
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Chronicles of Today [[In a blue sky, a smiling Nathan rides a red jetbike between clouds.]] / Narration: Today Nathan called & told me he took a class on riding a jet bike. / Narration: I asked him why. / Boy: Why? / Nathan: Well, it's dangerous, they get great gas mileage & I've always wanted to be an organ donor. / {{dated 10-15-05}}
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Chronicles of Today [[Two ninjas leap away from a boy. One carries a cigarette carton.]] / Narration: Today ninjas stole a carton of cirgarettes from me. / Ninja 1: I got the smokes. / Ninja 2: Ha ha / Boy: Hey! / [[Boy shakes fist.]] / Boy: Blasted ninjas. / {{dated: 10-16-05}}
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Chronicles of Today [[In a lab, a robot, with a diode-connected head in its liquid-filled belly, leaps into the air.]] / Robot: Bring me the head of the cursed monkey! / Boy: Awww, c'mon man. Not today I'm exhausted. / {{dated: 10-17-05}}
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Chronicles of Today [[A cat in a small boat sails a green sea.]] / Narration: Today after 9 months... / [[In the jungle, the cat is biting a zombie's head.]] / [[In the spotlight, presumably on stage, a magician is producing the cat out of his hat.]] / Magician: Ta da / [[The cat, in a space helmet, is sitting on Earth's moon.]] / [[The cat is coming in through the front door.]] / Narration: Our cat, Vash came home. / Vash: I'm home. / {{Dated 10-19-05}}
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Chronicles of Today [[In a gray interrogation room. A match lights a cigarette.]] / <> / {{The comic is in grayscale, with the exception of the match flame and the Interrogator's red eyes}} / Interrogator: So tell me again... / Interrogator: Why was your cell phone wet? / Holgersen: I dunno. / Interrogator: Look Mr. Holgersen you're not helping yourself by lying. / Holgersen: Yeah but. / Interrogator: "Yeah but" nothing! You tell me how the phone got wet or you're getting locked up! No water no foo... / Holgersen: Ok, ok! I got taffy on the phone & I had to wash it off! / Interrogator: You disGUST me. / {{dated: 10-22-05}}
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Chronicles of Today {{Comic is on a green background.}} / [[In a grocery store aisle, Holgersen pushes a grocery cart.]] / <> / Holgersen: ? / [[There is a spilled puddle below a rack holding boxes marked Soda and Pop.]] / [[A ghost blob creature bursts though the soda shelves. Holgersen grimaces with surprise.]] / <> / {{dated 10-27-05}}
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Chronicles of Today [[Holgersen holds a stack of steaming pizza boxes. The stack is taller than himself.]] / Narration: Today I delivered pizza all day. / {{dated 10-31-05}}
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Chronicles of Today [[A Terminator lookalike in a chemical warfare suit stands outside a storefront. A trashcan and a pillar are in front of the store.]] / Caption: Today / Terminator: So Ryan, we meet again. / Ryan: You can't catch me! / [[The Terminator's arm grabs Ryan by the hood of his sweatshirt.]] / <> / Ryan: Agh! / [[The Terminator holds Ryan head-down in the trashcan. The can is marked Trash.]] / Terminator: Oh can't I? / Ryan: Mxfl bxhc. / {{dated 11-1-05}}
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Yay! This is fun!
Kitty Litter (tea time of the dead) Tea Time of the Dead by Ryan H. + Nathan B. Yay! This is fun! / Do you like the tea uncle Nathan? / I'm Not Drinking ANYTHING you give me! / sniff and to think I slaved all day mixing the right amount of toilet water into the kettle and this is the appreciation I get. Gulp / THPBT / You ok Dadda? choke choke. / Here, try a muffin. I made them out of cat food and stuff I found in Nathan's trash can. BARF / GLAGH choke choke PUKE. Don't feel like one right now? That's ok, I made plenty. / No one wants!! Your toxic muffins!! You've all ready opisoned one perspon with a sip of tea! / This is without a doubt the worst tea party I've ever been to! / I'm Leaving! / NO! You can't leave yet! My friends haven't arrived! / Friends!? What Friends!? uhhuhhhuhhhuhhh. Here they are. / uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh uhhh / Those are your friends!? They're zombies!! Yup! I raised them myself. wha? / By the way do you have any brains? I'm sure they're starving. / Ok, I'm outta here. No, no they're nice zombies. / I'll bet I can throw this li'l gerbil at them and they won't harm one hair on his head. / weee h'l friends. / CRUNCH RIP chomp chomp chomp slurp! gulp! BARF! / AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH / How exactly did you manage to raise the dead!? Well that's an interesting story uncle Nathan. / It all started about tow weeks ago... / Two weeks ago Dadda, can I have fifty bucks? No. / WAAHH / Fine, fine you can have it! Just be quiet!! How 'bout sixty? / Yay! / hee hee. Walt-Mart / Hello, I'd like a machine that raises the dead. hmm / Aisle ten. / Whoa, you're telling me you bought a machine to raise the dead at "walt-mart"!? Well they have low prices...always. / Guys we need a place to hold up or somethin'. / How 'bout that scary abandoned house on the hill? / Seems like a good idea to me. / Quick! Get the door! Agh! / SLAM / Umm, does anyone else think this was a bad idea? I think it's cozy. SweetI found a skull! / i can't believe you thought this was a good idea! / This place is creepier than outside wiht the zombies!! / Oh, dadda calm down & have a muffin. / I'm not having a muffin! fine, jeez. / CREEEEEK / Ahh fresh blood. / Agh! A vampire! / You should suck uncle nathan's blood. His fat body is full of it. / Actually I prefer cat blood. Ha Ha / Well cat blood is pretty sweet. / Hey! I'm glad you agree. / This is great. Quiet you. / WAK! Ow! / Leaver her alone! / Well I can see that I won't be able to eat in peace... / POOF So I'll just go elsewhere / CRASH / Aww man! What're we gonna do now? What do you mean? / No more sophie means no more being turned into monsters, no torture, no pirates showing upat your door. This is a good thing! hmmm / No,no, no. We've gotta save her. I hate you. / Are you ready to fight our way through the zombie horde? The only weapon I could find was a basketball. / Just remember this is for sophie. sigh i don't even wanna think about what's happening to her right now. ugh / Are we there yet? No. / Can we stop at fajita hell? No. / i have to pee. I don't care! / Are we there yet? / KICK!!! / uhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh / Two hours later Pant pant pant pant... I ...Think... we did it. / AAHHHHHHH That was Sophie. Come on! / AAAHHHHHHHH I think we're almost there. / Sophie! Are you ok? / Yeah, we're having a tea party. And screaming. / AAHHHH / Hee hee hee That was a good one. / I thought you were gonna eat her!! / Oh why didn't you eat her!? / Well, she started out pretty annoying. But then I realized she was just as evil as me. Aww gee. / So we're having a tea party. Why don't you join us? / Sigh...ok. I can't believe we risked our lives for this. / Can we go on a picnic tomorrow? NO / The End
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