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| Comic 90 - Star Trek IV: the untold story | well Spock, we got the whales back and the transmissions stopped destroying earth, another job well done
/ Indeed sir / Well I?m off to sleep with this green chick I met the other day...
/ let me know if you wanna hit the bar later
/ this is obviously the end of this ordeal. / Mayday Mayday this is agent... http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=90 |
| Comic 91 - PSA Windows Phone | About the new Windows Phone: / OF COURSE you can get in and out quicker...
/ It doesn't actually DO anything!
/ And Also:
/ why on earth would anyone want their X-Box live
/ account on their phone? http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=91 |
| Comic 92 - The Name Game | the name game isn?t such a great idea when one of your kids has a favorite toy named ?truckie? / Just throwing that out there... http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=92 |
| Comic 93 - Thermodynamics club | hey man, what's going on?
/ still working on my rocket.
/ I?m having trouble figuring out the thermodynamics behind its turbine
/ sounds like your forgetting the first rule of thermodynamics... / Any thermodynamic system in an equilibrium state possesses a state variable called the internal energy (E).... http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=93 |
| Comic 94 - Sex Dream | so, I totally had a sex dream about you last night. / oooohh, sounds like fun, tell me all about it / well there we were.. completely surrounded by zombies but luckily I just so happened to have a lightsaber so I started to... / and I was all like.. bzzwaaahhh and force pushed him into the wall and... http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=94 |
| Comic 95 - Facebook | People should really pay more attention to the subtle warnings facebook issues about their friends. http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=95 |
| Comic 96 - Dora the Explora | I can't believe it took us 24 min to cross the street http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=96 |
| Comic 97 - Dual Switches | I hate it when my dual switch circuit tries to force me into having the switches in the wrong on/off position http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=97 |
| Comic 98 - It happens to a Lot of Guys | Don?t worry honey... these things happen.
/ I?m sure its happened to lots of other guys / It didn?t bother me,
/ I still thought you were great / I spoke Ferengi at a Klingon rap battle...
/ I should face naDHa'ghach.. http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=98 |
| Comic 99 - I Love this Job | Now the next room on our tour is the cable vault, which is exactly what it sounds like, a long secured vault running the length of the building.
/ In the event of a complete zombie takeover this room may seem like a good idea.. but will ultimately end in some horrific tragedy. http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=99 |
| Comic 100 - WoW thats some great armor | WHOAH... dude what happened to you?? / Nightmare armor!! I?m a level 87 now! / you can?t move can you? / no, and this axe thing is really heavy? / **MMORPG reference** http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=100 |
| Comic 101 - Angry Emu | huh, I imagined that going better http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=101 |
| Comic 102 - Ottoman Empire | A rare and mysterious look into the ancient ottoman empire http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=102 |
| Comic 103 - Tips for Parents (games) | Tips for Parents
/ the game ?scary monster?, like so many other classic childhood games, is only fun if everyone knows your playing http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=103 |
| Comic 104 - Bomb Squad | Bomb squad personnel should exude confidence at all times / I?m pretty sure its this wire..
/ any chance you can reach it through the chair so I can be in the other room when you cut it? http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=104 |
| Comic 105 - Monthism | Thirty days hath September
/ April June and November
/ All the rest have Thirty-one
/ Except February cause its a punk and nobody likes it http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=105 |
| Comic 106 - PSA Pajamas in Public | Wearing Pajamas In Public:
/ I?m not mad cause your doing it..
/ I?m mad cause its the kind of thing I used to get beat up for in high-school. / That?s right ladies.. I?m a trend setter http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=106 |
| Comic 107 - Trump for President? | So I hear trump is STILL slandering Obama
/ yeah it's probably his campaign strategy for a presidential run, man I really hope people don't vote for him.. it would be one thing if he had a good long positive track recor?
/ OOH STEVE JOBS FOR PRESIDENT!! / Yeah...
/ but then we would have a country that... http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=107 |
| Comic 108 - Motion Detection | OH NO WIZARD MAGIC RUN / I know this probably isn?t the intended idea behind motion security lights...
/ But it?s how I like to think they work http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=108 |
| Comic 109 - SFS Netflix | ATTN Netflix:
/ You should totally include ratings and reason for ratings into your search. That way I can better look for my movies based on my mood. / Lets see... tonight I?m in the mood for sexuality,violence, and maybe some Suggestive Language http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=109 |
| Comic 110 - Secret Admirer | what?s with the grin buddy?
/ I?m in love fellas I got me a secret admirer / she sounds beautiful / I just gave her the root access to our server so she can contact me on a more secure platform http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=110 |
| Comic 111 - Light Reading | Hey man, what you got going on tonight?
/ ohh not much, I was just gonna relax tonight and catch up on some reading I?ve been meaning to get to. / you do know, old Kung Foo movies don?t count as ?reading? right? http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=111 |
| Comic 112 - Osama is Dead | holy cow... Osama is dead...
/ Yeah I heard... I think I like Obamas election strategy much better than Trumps. http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=112 |
| Comic 113 - Clean Talk | Honey..
/ Did you remember to take the trash out tonight? / yeah, I got the litter boxes for you too / I love it when you talk clean to me http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=113 |
| Comic 114 - Sony | well.. Suing our customers didn?t quite turn out like I thought it would... http://yellowtangent.com/comic.php?c=114 |