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| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/07/16/now-with-indie-cred/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/07/16/now-with-indie-cred/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/07/26/ye-olden-days/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/07/26/ye-olden-days/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/07/30/deepish-thoughts/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/07/30/deepish-thoughts/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/02/my-bad/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/02/my-bad/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/04/time-to-call-orkin/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/04/time-to-call-orkin/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/06/ooh-aah-etc/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/06/ooh-aah-etc/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/18/antisocial/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/18/antisocial/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/23/mouths-of-babes/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/23/mouths-of-babes/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/27/bereshit/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/08/27/bereshit/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/03/comic-strip-for-today/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/03/comic-strip-for-today/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/10/our-grim-legacy/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/10/our-grim-legacy/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/17/le-raconteur/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/17/le-raconteur/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/24/attractions-cometh/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/24/attractions-cometh/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/27/trade-this-comic-with-your-friends/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/27/trade-this-comic-with-your-friends/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/29/church-tots-too/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/09/29/church-tots-too/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/01/for-treachery-press-one/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/01/for-treachery-press-one/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/04/deuteranopia-tastic/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/04/deuteranopia-tastic/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/08/the-draping/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/08/the-draping/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/11/this-is-getting-ridiculous/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/11/this-is-getting-ridiculous/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/13/ani-meh-tion/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/13/ani-meh-tion/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/15/legacy/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/15/legacy/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/18/monster-week-begins/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/18/monster-week-begins/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/22/monster-week-concludes/">http://strewthcomic.com/2010/10/22/monster-week-concludes/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Strewth! by Josh Way - Chapter One: Page One | {{CHAPTER HEADING: Strewth! Chapter One: A Disagreeable Turn of Fortune}}
/ [[JONATHAN is resting peacefully beneath a tree when CONRAD runs by, startling him.]] / CONRAD: Hi, Jonathan! Can't talk! Hi-speed chase! / JONATHAN: Hey, Conrad, are you in pursuit?
/ CONRAD: Whattaya mean? / JONATHAN: I mean, are you the one chasin', or are you the one runnin' away? / [[CONRAD thinks for a moment and becomes perplexed]] / CONRAD: I don't remember! Is that going to be important?
/ JONATHAN: Perhaps
/ [[JONATHAN starts running with CONRAD]] http://strewthcomic.com/2011/03/14/chapter-one-page-one/ |
| Strewth! by Josh Way - Chapter One: Page Two | [[JONATHAN tries to keep up with CONRAD as he races through the forest on a mission.]]
/ JONATHAN: Can you at least tell me what happened?
/ CONRAD: I was havin' dinner, and he just TOOK IT! / JONATHAN: Who took WHAT?
/ CONRAD: A gremlin! A gremlin took my SANDWICH! / JONATHAN: Are you sure about that?
/ CONRAD: YES! And now he's gettin' AWAY! / [[JONATHAN steps in front of CONRAD, stopping him.]]
/ CONRAD: Hey, what GIVES?
/ JONATHAN: Conrad, there's no such THING as GREMLINS! / CONRAD: Oh really? Then who stole my sandwich, a GNOME?!
/ JONATHAN: Look, I don't know. Let's just go-- / [[A loud noise startles them both.]] KRITCH! / JONATHAN: Now just hold on a minute. That noise could have been ANYTHING.
/ CONRAD: Sounded like a GRABBY GREMLIN to me! http://strewthcomic.com/2011/03/16/chapter-one-page-two/ |
| Strewth! by Josh Way - Chapter One: Page Three | [[JONATHAN and CONRAD are still running through the forest.]]
/ JONATHAN: We're getting deeper into the woods. Maybe we should turn back.
/ JONATHAN: Besides, Conrad, whoever that was, they've probably EATEN your sandwich already.
/ CONRAD: DON'T TALK THAT WAY!! / JONATHAN: It's getting DARK, Conrad. I don't like this!
/ CONRAD: I SEE HIM! / CONRAD: This way! / JONATHAN: Look, there's a CLEARING ahead! / [[JONATHAN and CONRAD peek through a hole in the foliage.]] / [[JONATHAN and CONRAD stand in front of a shack.]]
/ CONRAD: That's a GREMLIN HOUSE if I ever saw one.
/ JONATHAN: You didn't. http://strewthcomic.com/2011/03/18/chapter-one-page-three/ |
| Strewth! by Josh Way - Chapter One: Page Four | [[JONATHAN and CONRAD stand in front of a shack deep in the forest.]]
/ JONATHAN: This isn't a gremlin house. I think this is where OLD MAN TANNER lives! We should go home. / [[CONRAD opens the front door.]]
/ Aw, don't be so SCARED. Look, the door is WIDE OPEN! / [[JONATHAN signals CONRAD to come back as he enters the shack.]]
/ JONATHAN: Conrad, WAIT! This is TRESPASSING! / CONRAD: Shhh! / [[CONRAD raises his wings in preparation to catch something.]]
/ CONRAD: I think I see something over by the... / [[CONRAD somehow manages to reach with his wings through a closed window, breaking it in the process.]]
/ < http://strewthcomic.com/2011/03/21/chapter-one-page-four/ |
| Strewth! by Josh Way - Chapter One: Page Five | [[JONATHAN and CONRAD are standing in the forest. CONRAD is holding a FROG.]]
/ CONRAD: Look at him! He's a CUTE little gremlin, isn't he?
/ FROG: If you do not release me immediately, I will have no choice but to defend myself.
/ JONATHAN: He's not a gremlin, he's just a little FROG! / CONRAD: He's a silly little guy. I LIKE him!
/ FROG: I have powerful friends. You will regret mistreating me.
/ JONATHAN: Hey, weren't you just CHASING HIM because he stole from you? / CONRAD: I wonder what his name is? I bet it's "FROGGY!"
/ FROG: My name is BOOTHE, and I will make certain that you do not forget it.
/ JONATHAN: Boothe, did you STEAL Conrad's sandwich? / CONRAD: Oh yeah, what happened to that sandwich?
/ BOOTHE: PREPOSTEROUS. I was minding my own business when this OAF charged at me, bellowing about some misplaced food item.
/ JONATHAN: Then just WHAT were you doing in Mr. Tanner's house?! / CONRAD: Wonder if he owns or rents?
/ BOOTHE: What do you suppose I was doing? HIDING FROM THE BIRD, of course.
/ JONATHAN: We better get out of here before he comes home and sees that BUSTED WINDOW! / [[OLD MAN TANNER suddenly shows up holding a rifle.]]
/ OLD MAN TANNER: Too late, PUNKS! http://strewthcomic.com/2011/03/23/chapter-one-page-five/ |
| Strewth! by Josh Way - Chapter One: Page Six | [[OLD MAN TANNER is holding JONATHAN, CONRAD, and BOOTHE at gunpoint as they stand in front of his shack.]]
/ OLD MAN TANNER: Wanna tell me what yer doin' on my PROPERTY, bustin' my things?
/ CONRAD: I caught a FROG!
/ JONATHAN: Mr. Tanner, we're VERY sorry! We'll pay for that window, I PROMISE! / BOOTHE: Sir, I caught these two THIEVES breaking into your home, and was HOLDING them here until your return! / OLD MAN TANNER: Now why don't I believe THAT?! / [[BOOTHE approaches OLD MAN TANNER.]]
/ BOOTHE: My good man, I understand your trepidation, but perhaps if we went inside and sat down...
/ OLD MAN TANNER: YOU GET BACK IN LINE, JUMPY! None a-ya moves! / [[BOOTHE offers OLD MAN TANNER a sandwich that he pulled from god-knows-where.]]
/ BOOTHE: You, er...
/ BOOTHE: You must be HUNGRY, Mr. Tanner! How about a delicious SANDWICH?
/ CONRAD: Check it out! Froggy scored a SAMMICH!
/ JONATHAN: HEY!! / OLD MAN TANNER: Tryin' ta BRIBE ME, eh? Well, that does it. Get movin', and NO FUNNY BUSINESS!! / [[JONATHAN, CONRAD, and BOOTHE walk with raised arms, wings, whatever as OLD MAN TANNER stays right behind them, still pointing his rifle at them.]] http://strewthcomic.com/2011/03/25/chapter-one-page-six/ |
| Strewth! by Josh Way - Chapter One: Page Seven | [[An outside shot of the jailhouse.]]
/ The next morning...
/ Conrad: Let's go around the room and share something about ourselves. I'll go first. My name's Conrad, and I recently learned that I'm a gifted frog catcher! Who's next? / [[Inside of the jail cell, Jonathan is looking out holding on to the bars. Conrad is seated looking at two other prisoners seated beside him.]]
/ Jonathan: I don't think they're in the mood to chat, Conrad. / [[A close-up of Jonathan.]]
/ Jonathan: I can't believe we're in jail! What are we gonna do?! / [[Jonathan turns to Conrad.]]
/ Jonathan: Did you at least learn a lesson through all of this, Conrad?
/ Conrad: You bet I did! / [[Conrad looks up, as if to reflect on his lesson.]]
/ Conrad: The next time I go frog catchin', I'm wearing gloves. Those things are kinda slimy! / [[Outside of the jail cell, the corner of a desk can be seen. On the desk is a jar with Boothe inside of it, with a note that reads "Prisoner, do not release" attached to the side.]]
/ Boothe: Oh, that is just lovely coming from you, bird. http://strewthcomic.com/2011/03/28/chapter-one-page-seven/ |