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| Zarla - Friday, January 14, 2005 - Kinda like that - Murder | Tom: Julia! I'm home! ... Julia? / [[Tom sees Julia dead on the floor.]]
/ Tom: JULIA! NOOOOOO! / Tom: John, who could have done this?
/ Policeman John: Well, based on eye witness reports, we've created a composite sketch of our current suspect. / [[Tom looks at the sketch. It's a lemon in a glass.]] / Narrator:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050114.html |
| Zarla - Monday, January 17, 2005 - I'll eat it later | Soshi: I'm gonna make an apathy cake.
/ Zarla: An apathy cake? / Soshi: Yes! An apathy cake! I will decorate this cake, and it will represent how much I don't care about anything! / Zarla: Need some help?
/ Soshi: No, for I don't care. / Zarla: Wouldn't decoratin an apathy cake defeat da point?
/ Soshi:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050117.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, February 9, 2005 | {{Transcriber's note: this is identical to http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20020604.html, except the image is slightly smaller.}} / [[Chrisodeo is using a computer, Alix is holding a Nintendo 64 controller in the Left position, and Zarla is holding a Game Boy variant.]]
/ Zarla (narrating): Takin a break...... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050209.html |
| Zarla - Friday, March 18, 2005 - Girl and Triangle returns! | Girl: DON'T CALL ME A WHORE / Triangle: whore. / Girl: I'LL KILL YOU / [[Girl starts to rush towards Triangle, but she breaks into a bunch of shapes again.]] / [[Triangle somehow grabs one of Girl's fingers, which is now a triangle.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050318.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 21, 2005 - Gratuitous Violence | {{This page is just these two pages spliced together:
/ http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050318.html
/ http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050323.html}} http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050321.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - THE END OF AN EPIC | Girl: Okay, we need to make a truce.
/ Triangle: Why should I make a truce with you? I've got all the power here, Mistress Fallapart. / Girl: No seriously, you can't just steal my bodyparts.
/ Triangle: And the reason behind this is...?
/ {{Note next to this panel: oh woah I totally forgot her sweater.}} / [[Girl... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050323.html |
| Zarla - Friday, March 25, 2005 - I'll take disco for five hundred | Girl: Oh god, this homework is killing me. I'll never pass this test.
/ Disco: Dance the night away with me! / Girl: Disco, I can't! I've got to study or I'll fail!
/ Disco: Are you afraid of the boogie monster? / [[Disco and Girl are now dancing.]]
/ Disco: Get down! / [[Girl is holding a paper.]]
/ Girl's... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050325.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 28, 2005 - Rice-a-roni genocide | [[Zarla is eating some Pastaroni.]]
/ Alix: I don't like Rice-a-roni.
/ Zarla: It's not Rice-a-roni. / Alix: Fine, I don't like Pastaroni.
/ Zarla: At least that's accurate. Why don't ya like it? / Alix: Cause... Hitler ate it. / [[Zarla looks at her bowl, shocked.]] http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050328.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 30, 2005 - What's with those wacky twin powers | Narrator: Hey you two! I heard that twins have crazy psychic powers! Can you really finish each other's sentences? / Pete: Wanna give it a try?
/ Bryce: Eh, why not. / Bryce: Okay, I like...
/ Pete: Taking it up the butt by sailors because I'm a stupid slutbag whore! / [[Pete and Bryce start fighting.]]
/ Bryce:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050330.html |
| Zarla - Friday, April 1, 2005 | Alix: buru buru buru buru buru waaaa
/ Zarla: Waaaaaa
/ Chrisodeo: not amused http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050401.html |
| Zarla - Monday, April 4, 2005 - If by great things you mean nothing then sure | Narrator: Many years ago...
/ [[Chrisodeo is holding baby Zarla.]]
/ Chrisodeo: So is my sister deaf or what?
/ Dr. Tom: Well... / Dr. Tom: We ran her through the normal tests and she passed them all... / Dr. Tom: Your sister isn't deaf, she just has an amazing aptitude for tuning out everything she's... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050404.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, April 6, 2005 - Return to Animal Crossing | Narrator: Meanwhile, in Animal Crossing...
/ [[Soshi is standing by some Gyroids.]]
/ Red Gyroid: BZZZ BZZZ
/ Brown Gyroid: AA / Gyroids: BWAAA bzzzz DIN GGarrrglegleglegle MOOOOO LAAAA / [[Zarla is holding a small purple Gyroid.]]
/ Gyroids (in the background): AAA KAA GLE GLE MOOO BWAAA MOOO
/ Soshi:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050406.html |
| Zarla - Friday, April 8, 2005 - Needs more secret songs | Pete: What the #$^# is this?
/ Zarla: It's Taiko Drum Master!
/ Alix: It's fun, ya guys should try it. / Bryce: Can ya turn off da announcing... thing?
/ Zarla: Nope! / Taiko Drum Master: EASY SELECTED! tap tap tap BAM BUM BAM BUM / [[Pete hits Bryce in the face with one of the sticks.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050408.html |
| Zarla - Monday, April 11, 2005 - Hoarding is a sickness | Zarla: Want a Cadbury egg?
/ Soshi: DO I! / Soshi: Hey you have another egg! Why don't you eat that one?
/ Zarla: Um, I uh, I'm not hungry, really. / [[Soshi looks at Zarla. Zarla avoids eye contact.]] / Soshi: Zar, why won't you eat that egg?
/ [[Zarla covers her eyes with her hands.]]
/ Zarla: It's... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050411.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 - The stories I could tell | Chrisodeo: I'm really enjoying this Invader Zim show.
/ Serenity: I've heard a lot about it! / Zarla: Hahahaha, oh man. I read this horrible fic once where-- / [[Chrisodeo punches Zarla in the face.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050413.html |
| Zarla - Friday, April 15, 2005 - Telepathy indeed | [[Pete walks in, with some blood on his face.]]
/ Pete: Alix I just killed a man. / [[Pete leaves.]]
/ Pete: Don't tell Bryce.
/ Alix: Uh huh. / [[Bryce enters.]]
/ Bryce: Yo, have ya seen Pete?
/ Alix (thought bubble): Another blow against twin telepathy. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050415.html |
| Zarla - Monday, April 18, 2005 - Fires burn | Zarla: Ninjas or pirates?
/ Soshi: Duh, pirates. / Zarla: Ninjas or pirates?
/ Sheena: Pirates! / Zarla: Ninjas or--
/ Ashido: God, how did this stupid rivalry even get started? Why are ninjas and pirates enemies anyway? / [[Ashido has been stabbed in the back with a sword.]]
/ Sheena: Da scurvy black... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050418.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 - It's plaster I swear | Zarla: I have my Luigi costume!
/ Alix: What are those white spots? / Zarla: Oh that, yeah. That's plaster from that one scuplture class.
/ Alix: Ohhh okay. / Zarla: What that's tone supposed ta mean?
/ Alix: I dunno, I just thought it was one of those weird fetish things of yours. / Zarla: WEIRD FETISH... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050420.html |
| Zarla - Friday, April 22, 2005 - I KNOW NOTHING | Alix: Haha, check it out, there's a site dedicated to male pregnancy!
/ Zarla: Haha yeah, mpreg is messed up. / Alix: Mpreg?
/ Zarla: Yeah, that's how fic writers abbreviate it. / Alix: This conversation never happened.
/ Zarla: no wait I don't write it, I've just read a lot of fics wait that sounds bad... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050422.html |
| Zarla - Monday, April 25, 2005 - MILK IS RAPE | Zarla: Internet crazy story.
/ Soshi: Okay, go. / Zarla: Ya know how some people spell women with a y?
/ Soshi: Yeeees? / Zarla: Latest spelling suggestion? WOMBMOON. / Soshi: I don't know whether ta laugh or cry.
/ Zarla: I'm gonna go paint pictures with my moooooooonblood! Hahahaha! http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050425.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, May 4, 2005 - You know it's true | Ashido's professor: Alright, if everyone switched genders, what would be da first thing ya would do? / [[Ashido raises his hand.]]
/ Ashido: MASTURBATE! / Class: ... / Ashido: Hey, I'm just sayin what everyone else is thinking!
/ Ashido's professor: Okaaaaaay moving on. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050504.html |
| Zarla - Friday, May 6, 2005 - Go find it and listen | Zarla: Listen to this song about an aborted fetus.
/ Narrator: Lil Markie - Diary of an Unborn Child / Alix: This is messed up.
/ Zarla: Isn't that creepy? Small as a pollen of a flower indeed. / Alix: It's writing in its diary when it didn't have arms.
/ Zarla: Yeah I know, what da heck. I love how it... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050506.html |
| Zarla - Monday, May 9, 2005 - Gone | [[Chrisodeo is driving a car, with Zarla and Alix riding.]]
/ Zarla: OC Remixes!
/ Alix: KROQ!
/ Zarla: OC Remixes!
/ Alix: KROQ!
/ Zarla: OC Remixes!
/ Alix: KROQ!
/ Zarla: OC Remixes!
/ Alix: KROQ!
/ Chrisodeo: I hope you two are looking forward to a very close look at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. / Narrator:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050509.html |
| Zarla - Monday, June 20, 2005 - Breaktime | {{Transcriber's note: this is identical to http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20020604.html, except the image is slightly smaller.}} / [[Chrisodeo is using a computer, Alix is holding a Nintendo 64 controller in the Left position, and Zarla is holding a Game Boy variant.]]
/ Zarla (narrating): Takin a break...... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20050620.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 3, 2005 - Let's share | Laurie: No Becky, this is my kitty!
/ Becky: No Laurie, you're supposed to share! / [[Laurie and Becky both start pulling on the kitty.]]
/ Laurie: MINE!
/ Becky: MINE! / [[The kitty rips apart, exploding in blood.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20051003.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 5, 2005 - Stained pants are all the rage | Zarla (thought bubble): Eh, I'm sure Alix won't care if I borrow his pants. I like baggy clothes. / Narrator: After disabling (temporarily) the pants-only defense mode... / Sheena: Hey, looks like Cap'n Bloodsnatch has arrived.
/ Zarla: Oh, FRICK! Figures! Alix is gonna frigging kill me. Maybe I can... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20051005.html |
| Zarla - Friday, October 7, 2005 - NOT MY SECRET STASH | Zarla: I'm ready!
/ Alix: Okay, ya gotta remember ta act normal. Yer tryin ta impress these people. / Zarla: Pff I know that.
/ Alix: Good, no weird talk. Nothin about da internet. / Zarla: Ha ha, internet.
/ Alix: And none of yer gay stories about Johnny and Edgar or whatever. / [[Zarla's face turns... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20051007.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 10, 2005 - Gintara - world class conversation stopper | Alix: And so yeah she was all like
/ Myk: ha ha, oh man.
/ Pete: Dude, dude, do yer impression of that guy! / [[Alix sticks his tongue out.]]
/ Alix: thppth
/ Myk: That's JUST LIKE HIM!
/ Pete: I swear I totally saw that guy at da super market / Gintara: So, any of ya guys smoke weed? / [[Everyone stops... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20051010.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - SOM - Ruin the moment | Narrator: Secret of Mana... / Purimu: Oh wow, this is so beautiful! I'm so glad we've come this far! I'm so glad I've been with you guys! / Randi: Dyluck's dead. / Randi: So Sprite, how's that whole return to the upperland going? http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20051012.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 17, 2005 - Liverwurst and Saltines | Alix: So what is liverwurst, anyway? / [[Chrisodeo is eating some liverwurst.]]
/ Zarla: It's da worst liver! Hee. / Zarla: They take all da cows and have a contest fer who's got da worst liver, hee hee. / Alix: Ya know, ya don't hafta go fer em all. Ya can just let some go. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20051017.html |
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