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| Zarla - Friday, November 3, 2006 - You know how you'd fill them with beans? | Zarla: Hey, my old maraca I made in grade school! / Maraca: < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061103.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 6, 2006 - It's an important question | Zarla: Okay, tell me which of these phrases is more geeky. / Zarla: A. "Our love can only grow like a great katamari" or B. "Let me be the Snake to your Otacon." / Soshi: "be the Snake to your Otacon?"
/ Zarla: Yup. / Soshi: That one.
/ Zarla: Yeah, I thought so too. "I'd go through Silent Hill for... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061106.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 8, 2006 - Aaand back to Metal Gear Solid | Kenneth Baker: I'm sure you'll do good work here, Emmerich. This floor we're walking on is electrified a good 90% of the time, so make sure you have an authorized escort until you learn the deactivation codes. There are two you have to put in within thirty seconds of each other, and we change them every... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061108.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 10, 2006 - BFACE | Emma: I... have a request... please... call me... call me... ...Emma... / Otacon: What's wrong with E. E.? / [[Otacon smiles very nerdily. Emma looks annoyed.]]
/ Narrator: Oh Otacon! http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061110.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 13, 2006 - You'll never be cool | Raiden: They fed us gunpower! It kept us docile!
/ Rose: Oh Jack! / Raiden: Gunpowder! I've been killing people since I was 6 years old!
/ Snake (thought bubble): I wonder if Otacon is making chicken tonight. / Raiden: What's in the meatloaf?
/ Man: Gunpower.
/ Raiden: I KNEW IT http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061113.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - I DON'T KNOW | Otacon: Using the old cardboard box trick, huh? Looks good on you, Snake. / [[The box bumps into Otacon.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061115.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 17, 2006 - He WILL do this just call him | [[Some dogs are fighting Snake.]]
/ Snake: AAGH! AAGH#@$*! AGH!
/ Dogs: grrrr
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061117.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 20, 2006 - WACKY HIJINKS ENSUE | Otacon: Can you believe it, Snake? Sharing an apartment and working for Philanthropy together...
/ Snake: Yeah. / Otacon: A soldier and a scientist, trying to save the world. Two unlikely people from different walks of life, joining together to save humanity. Learning how to put aside their differences... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061120.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - echo off | Otacon: So then, get this, he turns around and then he fires this laser, and it blasts through all of the mobile suits like paper! It was so amazing! They really went all out with the animation. It's really refreshing to see that nowadays, with all those action shots and repeated frames in cheap stuff.... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061122.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 24, 2006 - It haunts you forever | Snake: So you done any real battles, kid?
/ Raiden: Well, I've done extensive VR training. / Snake: Great, a VR kid, just what we need.
/ Raiden: It's indistinguishable from the real thing!
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061124.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 27, 2006 - Eddie have you gone nuts | [[Otacon is typing on his laptop.]] / Snake: So whatcha workin on?
/ Otacon: IMPORTANT HACKER STUFF TOP SECRET OKAY GO AWAY / Snake: Fine, whatever, I'll just make popcorn and watch the history channel by myself. / [[Otacon goes back to typing on his computer. He's talking with someone over some IM... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061127.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 29, 2006 - And I'm tired of you not doing the dishes when it's your turn! | Snake: The Harrier's coming around again! Evasive maneuvers!
/ Otacon: I'm on it, Snake! / Snake: I hope that kid knows how to handle a Stinger. Here it comes again!
/ Otacon: Hey Snake... / Otacon: Do you think Raiden is gay? You know, just with that hair and everything
/ Snake: What?! What does that... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20061129.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 19, 2007 - woah woah woah | [[A fuzzy is floating near Edgeworth.]]
/ Edgeworth: Touch fuzzy. / Wright: OBJECTION! Touch fuzzy, get dizzy! / [[Edgeworth is seen touching the fuzzy with his finger. He looks dizzy.]] http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070319.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - Get some ice for that BURN | Edgeworth: And so as you can plainly see / Wright: OBJECTION! ...Yo' FACE. / [[Edgeworth slams his hand on his table.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070321.html |
| Zarla - Friday, March 23, 2007 - Oh Gumshoe | Gumshoe: Officer Byrde, I just wanted to let you know that I really love...
/ Gumshoe (thought bubble): You! You! Say you!
/ Byrde: Yes sir, Detective Gumshoe sir? / Gumshoe: I REALLY LOVE THE FINE WORK YOU DO. / Byrde: T-thank you, sir! I'll make sure to try extra hard tomorrow! / [[Gumshoe facepa... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070323.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 26, 2007 - NEIN | [[Manfred von Karma is eating sushi on a bench outside.]]
/ Gregory Edgeworth: Hey, can I join you?
/ Manfred von Karma: Only if you burst into flame and die moments after doing so.
/ Gregory Edgeworth: Great! / [[Gregory Edgeworth sits down.]] / Gregory Edgeworth: Hey you want some of milk?
/ Manfred... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070326.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 28, 2007 - He DID visit though | Edgeworth: Pff, figures that that scatterbrained detective would do something like that. / Narrator: Somehow, he knows!
/ Gumshoe (thought bubble): Mr. Edgeworth thinks I'm scatterbrained? But I thought-- / [[Gumshoe is apparently driving a car, and is about to get hit by a truck.]]
/ Truck driver: < |
| Zarla - Friday, March 30, 2007 - Least reliable trick ever | Max Galactica: He'll always just think of me as the fool. The joker. / Max Galactica: The MAGICIAN! / Moe: ... / Moe: Oh, I thought you were going to do a fireball there or something.
/ Max Galactica: I was, these things never go off when you want them to. / {{Note at bottom: lol arrested develop... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070330.html |
| Zarla - Monday, April 2, 2007 - I so wanted this to happen | [[Wright is in court, talking to Gumshoe on a cell phone.]]
/ Wright: Gumshoe, where's Maya?1
/ Gumshoe (via the phone): Let me talk to Mr. Edgeworth! / Wright: HEY EDGEWORTH / Edgeworth: ? / [[Wright throws the phone to Edgeworth.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070402.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, April 4, 2007 - OWNED | Narrator: With all the stuff that Von Karma pulls in court, how did Gregory get him penalized? What on earth did Karma DO? / Manfred von Karma: And so it is with a heavy heart that I must resign from Chess Club, and that's why he's guilty.
/ Gregory Edgeworth: Um, objection. I don't think that's relevant. / [[Manfred... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070404.html |
| Zarla - Monday, June 4, 2007 - Trip to India! And what really counts. | [[Soshi is talking on the phone.]]
/ Soshi: Hello? Oh, hi Zar! How's India? Uh huh. Wanna talk to Alix? / Soshi: HEY ALIX ZAR'S SAFE IN INDIA YOU WANNA TALK TO HER?
/ Alix: Hold on! / Alix: Hey Zar! How's India?
/ Zarla (over the phone): Hi! Did you know there's a Fresh Prince of Bel Air reference in... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070604.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, June 6, 2007 - Trip to India! For spite reasons mostly | Narrator: In India!
/ Zarla: Hey that guy is selling wooden snakes! Can I get a wooden snake, Chris?
/ Chrisodeo: No. / Narrator: Later!
/ [[Zarla is happily playing with a wooden snake.]] / [[Zarla puts the snake on Chrisodeo's hand.]]
/ Zarla: < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070606.html |
| Zarla - Friday, June 8, 2007 - Trip to India! TERRIFYING | Narrator: In India!
/ Chrisodeo: Watch your step, there are a lot of dead bees here.
/ Zarla: Yeah, I wonder why. / Zarla: I wonder why there are so many dead bees around a mosque. Say, do you hear that?
/ [[Chrisodeo is looking up.]]
/ Chrisodeo: I think I know why no other tourists were over here. / [[The... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070608.html |
| Zarla - Monday, June 11, 2007 - Trip to India! But you can't ride a bicycle | Narrator: In India! / [[Zarla is following Chrisodeo around rather closely.]]
/ Chrisodeo: And how much is this? / Chrisodeo: You know this isn't an RPG, you don't have to be two inches away from me at all times.
/ Zarla: Are you kidding? In a foreign country I'm not moving more than two feet _away_... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070611.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, June 13, 2007 - Trip to India! Missed my chance | Narrator: In India!
/ Merchant: You want this necklace, 80 rupees, 80 rupees sir high quality necklace, 80 rupees
/ Chrisodeo: We're not interested. / Merchant: Fine sir, 60 rupees! 60 rupees for you, sir!
/ Chrisodeo: No.
/ Merchant: Camera 4000 rupees! 4000 rupees good camera sir! Sir!
/ Merchant: Postcard?... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070613.html |
| Zarla - Friday, June 15, 2007 - I think he still has it | Zarla: You really need to clean out yer car more. Junk, junk.
/ Alix: Yeah, lots of junk everywhere. Garbage, cans... / Zarla: Magic card. Adakar Wastelands?
/ Alix: Hey, Adakar Wastelands is NOT junk! / Zarla: You _do_ realize how nerdy saying something like that is, right?
/ Alix: Heh, yeah. But it's... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070615.html |
| Zarla - Friday, September 21, 2007 - A bit piquant | [[Zarla and Alix are eating at a Japanese steakhouse or sushi bar or something along those lines.]]
/ Zarla: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of mild, nothing too strong and spicy. / [[The chef starts chopping stuff in a big cloud of CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP.]]
/ Zarla: AAAGH MY HAND / [[Zarla is eating.... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070921.html |
| Zarla - Monday, September 24, 2007 - Try the groovy | Ness: So you don't like burgers either, Poo? / Poo: I don't know, it seems... tasteless and bland to me, if you don't mind me saying so.
/ Jeff: Well, why don't we go have some Dalaamese food?
/ Paula: Yeah, we could teleport right there!
/ Ness: That's a great idea! You've had our food, we should try... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070924.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, September 26, 2007 - SURPRISE | [[Otacon is typing on his computer.]] / [[Snake enters Otacon's room, disguised in a box.]]
/ Otacon: ... * / [[Otacon looks behind him.]] / [[Otacon turns back around. Snake can be seen crawling closer to Otacon in his box.]]
/ Otacon: ... / [[Snake leaps out of the box into Otacon.]] / [[Otacon's... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070926.html |
| Zarla - Friday, September 28, 2007 - The truest of love | Mantis: oooooo-ooooo
/ Otacon: yeeeee
/ Sniper Wolf: Leave him alone Mantis you freak. / Otacon: eeeeeee
/ Sniper Wolf: You're close to crying. Here's a handkerchief. / Otacon: < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20070928.html |
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