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| Zarla - Monday, October 1, 2007 - Where it all comes from | Engarde: Anything you can do I can do better, you complete failure at life. / Corrida: Oh yeah? Do this! / [[Corrida sings a note.]] / Engarde: Oh pfff just because you sing your own theme song watch this / [[Engarde tries to sing.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071001.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 3, 2007 - You can never say mad Gumshow | Gumshoe (thinking): I can't believe that Mr. Edgeworth would have the nerve to just call me up and say he's coming back after leaving me such a horrible note the very nerve of him after all the worrying I did and everything I didn't sleep for weeks because of him / Gumshoe (thinking): I mean the Mr.... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071003.html |
| Zarla - Friday, October 5, 2007 - Loose seal! | Bat: I am swimming in the ocean. / Acro: LOOSE SEAL! LOOSE SEAL! / Bat: I DON'T CARE ABOUT LUCILLE! / [[A seal comes up from behind Bat and bites his head.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071005.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 8, 2007 - Is there a carbon monoxide leak | Acro (thought bubble): food / [[Acro opens the fridge. The only thing in it is a brown bag with a sign on it that says "DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT".]] / [[Acro looks in the bag.]] / Acro: Well, I don't know what I was expecting.
/ Bat: Hey Acro, what's up? / Acro: Would anyone like to explain why the only... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071008.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 10, 2007 - The final straw | Engarde: I don't even know why you bothered to show up for the ceremony Corrida it's obvious to everyone that I'm going to win this year since last year was such an obvious conspiracy against me and a complete fiasco / Engarde: I don't know why they gave you the award last year but maybe they just felt... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071010.html |
| Zarla - Friday, October 12, 2007 - A deep relationship | [[Edgeworth is wearing a hat with a checkerboard pattern.]]
/ Wright: OBJECTION STUPID HAT / {{Note in the bottom-left: this is the best picture of Edgeworth ever}} http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071012.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 15, 2007 - From hearsay | Edgeworth: Show me what being a lawyer means to you! / [[Wright flashes his badge.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071015.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 17, 2007 - So romantic | Narrator: Some enchanted moonlit evening...
/ Corrida: I dunno, I think smothering you to death would be more personal, but not painful _enough_, you know?
/ Engarde: I think there's more charm in having you get pulverized by a bus right in front of my eyes. All that's left would be a fine mist of blood... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071017.html |
| Zarla - Friday, October 19, 2007 - Smoke on your pipe and put that in | Engarde: This song totally reminds you of home, doesn't it?
/ Corrida: For @$@#'s sake I was born in Pasadena! I can speak like _two_ words of Spanish! #$^# you!
/ TV: Pueeeerto Rico, my heart's devotion! Let it sink back in the OCEAN! Always the hur-ri-canes blowing, always the pop-u-lation growing! And... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071019.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 22, 2007 - Makes sense to me | Regina: Waaaah! Show me PROOF that Acro didn't hate me! / Wright: ... / Wright: TADAAAAAH
/ [[Wright presents a broken bottle.]] / Regina: WAAAAAAAH
/ Maya: NICK!! http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071022.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - Never the same again | Moe: Hey Ben, you're looking, uh, down. What's up? / Ben: TRILO RAPED ME / Moe: ... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071024.html |
| Zarla - Friday, October 26, 2007 - It's a coincidence! | [[Moe and Max Galactica are playing cards.]] / Bat: Hey Max do you know where that thing of Sunkist went? / Max Galactica: Oh yeah, I put it next to my gorgeous statue over there.
/ [[As Max Galactica points to where it is, a bunch of cards fly out of his sleeve.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071026.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 29, 2007 - Finally after all these years | [[Wright is sleeping on a "minicouch?".]]
/ Wright: ZZZ
/ {{Note next to this panel: congrats on the shoddiest couch ever self}} / Edgeworth (thought bubble): Wow, Wright looks so peaceful while he's sleeping.
/ Wright: ZZZZ / Edgeworth: ...
/ Wright: ZZZ / [[Edgeworth tries to smother Wright with a pillow.]]
/ Maya:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071029.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 31, 2007 | [[Zarla is dressed as Yanni Yogi. Sheena is dressed as Princess Rosella.]]
/ Zarla: I dunno, this is pretty dorky even for me.
/ Sheena: No way! The fact we found that coat is totally a sign, man! / Zarla: Yeah, I mean, pink coats aren't exactly common.
/ Sheena: Yeah! And we found it like, five minutes... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071031.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 2, 2007 - You'll never catch me | Gregory Edgeworth: So hey, do you really need that cane? You don't seem to have trouble walking. / Manfred von Karma: It's for beating chatty defense attorneys to death, now _leave me alone_. / Gregory Edgeworth: Wouldn't you have to catch them first? / Gregory Edgeworth: Ha ha ha ha ha ow! Ow!
/ Manfred... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071102.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 5, 2007 - Are you dead cause I'm gonna take off | [[Gregory Edgeworth is walking when a piece of wood slams into his head from behind.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071105.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 7, 2007 - I KNEW IT | Manfred von Karma (thought bubble): Stupid Edgeworth and his stupid objections taking up my precious time and stupid power going out so the stupid elevator is taking a million stupid years grr argh / < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071107.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 9, 2007 - Babysitting is a difficult job | Corrida: Hey look what I got.
/ Engarde: A Cadbury Egg! I thought they were out! How did you get that?! / Corrida: Well maybe they didn't have one for a second-rate actor like _you_, but they have one for _me_.
/ Engarde: A second rate-- wtf who'd you have to blow to get that you can't even appreciate... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071109.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 12, 2007 - Babysitting is a difficult job | Engarde: Hold on, let me call my manager.
/ Wright (thought bubble): I could really go for some pudding. / [[Adrian is walking when her phone rings.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071112.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - Thank you tip your waiter | Adrian: So why is your cat named Shoe, Matt?
/ Engarde: 'Cause he's always getting underfoot! / < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071114.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 16, 2007 - It's a natural hazard | Adrian: Hey, have you seen Matt around?
/ Corrida: Nah, he went to the city pool after I told him there was a photo op there. / Adrian: ...Isn't this about the time Gant goes to swim everyday?
/ Corrida: Maybe. / [[Engarde appears, appearing beat up.]]
/ Engarde: You're an #$%HOLE.
/ Corrida: Well, it... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071116.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 19, 2007 - Haha! Please die | Celeste: Ah, finally, New York! We can start over! Really find our place here and start our lives together properly!
/ Corrida: <3 / Celeste: And we're finally away from that awful Matt Engarde! Now you can stop obsessing over him.
/ Corrida: Yeah uh, that too. / Celeste: Alright, hon, why don't you... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071119.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 21, 2007 - Yaaaay! | Regina: Oh Bat, you're awake! Hurray! _Hurray_! / Bat: R-Regina...
/ Regina: Oh this is so great! I'm so glad you're okay! Hurray! / Bat: Where's Acro?
/ Regina: ... / Regina: YAY BAT YOU'RE AWAKE ISN'T THAT GREAT?!?! http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071121.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 23, 2007 - That was a waste of fifteen years | Wright: Haha wow, funny thing that we should meet up again after all these years huh Edgeworth? After 15 years, not that I've been counting. We should like, hang out or something. / Edgeworth: I never want to see your face again. / Wright: (thought balloon with an hourglass with a pair of wings flying... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071123.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 26, 2007 - This is why Redd is the best character | Wright: Wow, you are totally evil! I'm going to like, report you to the police. / [[Redd White punches Wright in the face.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071126.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 28, 2007 - Piping hot | Corrida: Mmm, fresh piping hot raspberry pie, right out of the oven. / Engarde: A pie?! Shouldn't you be making tortillas or something? / [[Corrida shoves the pie into Engarde's face.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071128.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 30, 2007 - A chilling scenario | Narrator: What if DL-6 NEVER HAPPENED???? We present a chilling scenario.
/ [[Yanni Yogi, Gregory Edgeworth, and Manfred von Karma are sitting around a table drinking tea.]]
/ Gregory Edgeworth: < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071130.html |
| Zarla - Monday, December 3, 2007 - No downside! | [[Zarla is sitting in a barber's chair.]]
/ Zarla: I guess it is a little long.
/ Sheena: I dunno, I think it'd look good around your shoulders. / [[Barber Tom approaches Zarla with some scissors.]]
/ Zarla: Haha, why not just cut it about my shoulders?
/ Sheena: Maybe to your chin? / Zarla: Why don't... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071203.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 5, 2007 - Someday | [[Zarla is typing on her computer. Her hair is short but longer than in the last strip. The text "growing back" is pointing at her hair.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20071205.html |
| Zarla - Friday, January 2, 2009 - Guest strip! | [[Zarla is sitting at her computer.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20090102.html |
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