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|Zarla - Friday, August 7, 2009 - The perfect crime||Narrator: Stories of an MGS Retard / [[Snake is dragging along a body.]]
/ Snake (thought bubble): okay quick I need to stash this body / [[Snake dumps the body on the ground next to a tree and a bush. The tree has some writing on it: "a tree ladies + gentlemen". The bush just says "BUSH".]] / <
|Zarla - Monday, August 10, 2009 - Stupid crawling controls||Snake (thought bubble): Hey, a spider! I haven't eaten a spider yet. / [[Snake crawls on the ground towards the spider.]]
|Zarla - Wednesday, August 12, 2009 - No continues this time||Narrator: Stories of an MGS Retard / Col. Campbell: You've survived countless wars and killed the greatest soldier to ever live. Save the DARPA chief and rescue the Armstech President! I have the utmost colnfidence in you and your abilities! You're the only one who can do it! Go Snake, the fate of thousands...|
|Zarla - Friday, August 14, 2009 - OOPS||Snake (thought bubble): I didn't know I could throw animals at guards. I'm going to throw this scorpion at one! / [[Snake tries to throw the cage he's holding at a guard. The cage hits the box in front of him and breaks open, the scorpion inside landing right at Snake's feet.]] / Snake: AAAGH / Scorpion:...|
|Zarla - Monday, August 17, 2009 - OOOOOPS||Narrator: Stories of an MGS Retard / Snake (thought bubble): Okay, caught another scorpion. This time I'm going to totally do this. I'm ready guys. / [[Snake throws the cage he's holding at a soldier. It sails over the soldier's head, and falls off the cliff the soldier is standing next to.]] / [[The...|
|Zarla - Wednesday, August 19, 2009 - I do this a lot||Raiden: Don't you understand, Rose?! We're soldiers! This is the real world! We're out here, we bleed, we die! / Raiden: Raiden out! / [[Raiden falls into the water he's standing next to.]]
/ Raiden: AAAAAAAAAA
|Zarla - Friday, August 21, 2009 - My first time through||Snake (thought bubble): Hey, a crocodile! I should try to eat that.
/ Crocodile: zzz / [[Snake punches the air.]]
|Zarla - Monday, August 24, 2009 - What else are you supposed to do||Narrator: Stories of an MGS Retard
/ [[Snake is walking in the jungle, and he trips something.]]
|Zarla - Wednesday, August 26, 2009 - Screw you Edgeworth||[[Edgeworth hands Wright a report.]] / Edgeworth: Here's the suicide report. You'll find it plays a bigger part than you know. / Wright: Okay, that was annoyingly vague, whatever. / Narrator: 2 hours later! / Wright (thought bubble): I've been everywhere and talked to everyone and nothing is happening...|
|Zarla - Friday, August 28, 2009 - Like a salty plum||[[Snake is holding a red Pikmin.]]
/ Pikmin: hyaa! / Snake: I wonder what you little guys taste like.
/ Pikmin: yeek! / [[A purple Pikmin tackles Snake from behind in the neck. Snake drops the red Pikmin he was holding.]]
|Zarla - Monday, August 31, 2009 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO||[[Olimar sees a clock item.]]
/ Olimar (thought bubble): Oh hey a clock, that might help. / Olimar (thought bubble): Oh yeah of course it's one of those ones that slow you down thanks that's exactly what I wanted yeah this is great
|Zarla - Wednesday, September 2, 2009 - Got to have a backup||Gregory Edgeworth: Hey I wrote you a letter detailing our sexual exploits last night so you'll never be able to forget them for years and years / [[Manfred von Karma snatches the note out of Gregory Edgeworth's hand.]]
|Zarla - Friday, September 4, 2009 - This is so much worse somehow!||[[The Captain is looking at a picture.]] / Captain: Hey ZEX, what's with this weird get-up you're wearing? / ZEX: Ah, yes, that was from my wedding some twenty years ago. You wouldn't believe how uncomfortable that outfit was. / Captain: You're MARRIED?! / ZEX: Well, yes! Did I not mention that before? / Captain:...|
|Zarla - Monday, September 7, 2009 - Ooooh yeah||Otacon: Snake, I know how it feels to lose someone, but you've got to keep on living. Life isn't all about loss, you know? / Snake: What do _you_ know about loss?! Meryl's _dead_! / Otacon: Snake, you KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND / Snake: sssssssyeah / Snake: Your girlfriend really are you sure it wasn't just...|
|Zarla - Wednesday, September 9, 2009 - Next on FOX||Old Snake: Do you really think this is a good idea? / Otacon: It's not like she has anywhere else to go... we'll be alright. / Old Snake: We're not exactly the kid-raising type, Otacon. / Otacon. Well... how hard could it be? / Sunny: wheeee-- / Old Snake: I really don't think this is a good place for...|
|Zarla - Friday, September 11, 2009 - No permanent markers this time||[[Sunny is putting bows in Old Snake's hair.]] / Old Snake: Otacon, why aren't _you_ Sunny's hair parlor customer today, this is ridiculous. / [[Otacon has a bunch of bows in his hair, and some stars and hearts drawn on his face.]] / Otacon: ... / Otacon: So you haven't checked her myspace today then. / Old...|
|Zarla - Monday, September 14, 2009 - Where are the sparkling fairy gifs||Emma: Let me talk to Hal! / Snake: Otacon's busy it's just me now what do you want / Otacon: why does she hate me why did she make arsenal gear whyyyyy sob sob sob / Snake (thought bubble): busy being a pussy / Emma: I HATE HAL THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT I'M USING SCIENCE TO ACHIEVE MY DREAM OF KILLING THOUSANDS...|
|Zarla - Wednesday, September 16, 2009 - Where are the sparkling fairy gifs||[[Sunny's blog appears, which involves some colorful pastels in the background and pink text. There's a picture of Sunny with Otacon.]] / Sunny (via blog text): This is me and my Uncle Hal! He takes care of me and we make all sorts of things together out of old machines and stuff! He likes to work real...|
|Zarla - Friday, September 18, 2009 - Pete's observation||Snake: Have you got the override figured out yet? / Otacon: Not yet, but I learned a lot about how it fires nukes. / [[Snake starts falling asleep as Otacon is talking.]] / Otacon: So there's this crazy railgun and it was made by Armstech and because it uses magnets to heave things in to the air and Armstech...|
|Zarla - Monday, September 21, 2009 - Just so old||[[Otacon and Old Snake are kissing, messing around, etc.]]
/ Otacon: <3 hmm, dave <3
/ Old Snake: <3 / Otacon: hmm
/ Old Snake: ... / Otacon: ...?
/ Old Snake: ... / Otacon: Dave?
/ Old Snake: ...zzz / Otacon: <
|Zarla - Wednesday, September 23, 2009 - Oh Laughing Octopus you card||Otacon: Sunny, I don't want you playing with Laughing Octopus! / Sunny: But Uncle Hal! / Laughing Octopus: hee hee hee / Otacon: No, that's that. And don't you have better things to do? Honestly. And you could at least have the decency to have a face, young lady. / Laughing Octopus: hee? hee hee hee hahaha...|
|Zarla - Friday, September 25, 2009 - Someone could suspect something||Otacon: Hey Sunny, whatcha got there? / Sunny: I'm playing with my bears. / Old Snake: mmph / Sunny: See, this one's you, Uncle Hal! Cause it's the same color as your hair. / Otacon: I see. / Old Snake: And this one's me, isn't it? / Sunny: Mmhmm, is silver. But I'm gonna go upstairs now. / [[Sunny leaves,...|
|Zarla - Monday, September 28, 2009 - Teisel and Glyde appear||Glyde: You've given me quite a bit of trouble, Teisel Bonne, but I'm afraid playtime ends here. Not that I haven't enjoyed myself. / Glyde: Honestly, I don't know _what_ you were thinking, trying to default on your debt like that! Boss Loath will be /most/ displeased at your behavior. I don't know what...|
|Zarla - Wednesday, September 30, 2009 - YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT||Tron: Goodbye, Mr. Glyde. / Teisel: HAHAHA HAHA!! I'M NEVER WEARING THAT MAID OUTFIT AGAIN!!!! / Tron: Wait, what? / Teisel: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!|
|Zarla - Friday, October 2, 2009 - This seems to happen a lot||Glyde: Teeeeiseeel~ I got the cutest little dress for you to wear, it's covered with bows and everything / Teisel: RRRRRRGH THAT'S IT / Teisel: I'm not putting on _any_thing anymore. I'm sick of this and I'm sick of you! You can't keep treating me this way! I'm not a slave you know?! / Glyde: Oh dear,...|
|Zarla - Monday, October 5, 2009 - It's true though||[[Teisel and Glyde are standing next to each other, wearing some professional-looking, though rather colorful, clothing.]] / Glyde: You looked better in the dress. / Teisel: SHUT UP, GLYDE|
|Zarla - Wednesday, October 7, 2009 - Bear it stoically Teisel||[[Teisel is writing a letter.]] / Teisel (via letter): Dear Tron and everybody, I'm alright. I got into this by myself, and I'll get out of it myself. I can handle things on my end. Just don't ask what goes on here. / Glyde: Teeiseel~ my bath is getting cold, hurry up and get in here~ / Teisel (via...|
|Zarla - Friday, October 9, 2009 - Oh Random~||Metal Gear: Gillian, Random is dead. You need to accept that and stop drinking. You've spent a week inside, it's not healthy. / Gillian: Nnno you jus' don't understand, I need some time alone, okay?! He was-- I hafta do something for him! For Random! / Gillian: I wrote this song, this song about him,...|
|Zarla - Monday, October 12, 2009 - It'll never happen||Engarde: One of these days, Corrida, one of these days! / Corrida: You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me!? / Jack Hammer: Okay, break it up, break it up! / Engarde: Get out of my way, I'm going to bust his ugly face-- / Jack Hammer: You won't be doing anything. This is a studio and you will...|
|Zarla - Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - Doo doo doo doo doo||[[Manfred von Karma is working on a legal document when Gregory Edgeworth walks by.]] / Gregory Edgeworth: Doo _dooo_ doo doo doo. / Manfred von Karma: Mahna mahna / Manfred von Karma: ! / Gregory Edgeworth: hahahahahaha doo doo doo ow! ow! / Manfred von Karma: I swear to GOD, EDGEWORTH--|
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