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| Zarla - Friday, October 16, 2009 - I still think they could have been friends | [[Jack Hammer is walking in the rain with an umbrella, when he sees Will Powers waiting at a bus stop, wet and shivering.]] / [[There's no specific dialogue, but Jack Hammer appears to be inviting Will Powers to walk with him under his umbrella, to get out of the rain, and possibly inviting him over... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091016.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 19, 2009 - The most enduring relationship | Edgeworth: I am DEAD I am DEAD to everyone FOREVER! / Edgeworth (to Gumshoe): Except you, I'll talk to you. / Edgeworth: But I'm DEAD to the rest of you! I'm never coming back! / Edgeworth (to Gumshoe): Don't tell anyone alright? Especially my family or Phoenix Wright. Trusting you with this. / Edgeworth:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091019.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 21, 2009 - Nothing stops a von Karma | [[Franziska von Karma gets shot.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091021.html |
| Zarla - Friday, October 23, 2009 - It all adds up | Wright: How would my client even know he had the note? / Edgeworth: Because your client planted cameras all over the victim's house, and this one we found in the bathroom even has his fingerprints. / Wright: But why would my client put a camera in Mr. Corrida's bathroom? Unless... / Wright and Edgeworth:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091023.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 26, 2009 - Sleep deprivation | [[There are several Magic: The Gathering cards in front of Yanni Yogi.]]
/ Yanni Yogi: I play perjury, rendering my testimony worthless! / Wright: Well I play a cocktail napkin because god%#@it where is my martini / Judge: Guilty http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091026.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 28, 2009 - I liked AJ screw the haters | Narrator: So Naruhobo, you seem pretty happy and content with your new life and family... / [[Edgeworth suddenly appears.]]
/ Narrator: What if SUDDENLY EDGEWORTH SHOWED UP?!!?!?!?! / Edgeworth: ...sup.
/ Wright: Sup. / Edgeworth: Look, can you call me a cab or something? I was in the middle of a brief.
/ Narrator:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091028.html |
| Zarla - Friday, October 30, 2009 - DISCRIMINATION | Red: What do you mean Greco's not cute? Greco's adorable!
/ Amity Square Bouncer: Sir you have raised a demon bell and you will never set foot in this park, good day / [[Red leaves, grumbling.]] / [[Red and Greco burst through the wall behind the Amity Square Bouncer.]]
/ Red: FIGHT THE POWER!
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091030.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 2, 2009 - Well it's right there | Lucas: Maybe I should have gone with Claus... / [[Duster starts sleeping on the bed by Lucas.]]
/ Duster: < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091102.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 4, 2009 - A classic joke | [[Engarde is talking on the phone.]]
/ Engarde: So this hunter goes into the woods and sees a bear. He shoots at it and the bear grabs his gun from his hands, knocks him to the ground, and [[profanity]]s him in the [[profanity]]. The hunter is really angry, so the next day he brings a machine gun. He... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091104.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 6, 2009 - This is real dialogue | [[Master Miller is talking with Snake over the codec.]]
/ Master Miller: Hey Snake, did you know you lose 70% of your body heat through your head? You should put on a hat. / Snake: I... hate hats. / Snake: Is a bandana okay?
/ Master Miller: Snake, if you don't put on a hat right now you will die. Do... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091106.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 9, 2009 - HAX | [[Sunny is playing checkers with the Raging Raven.]]
/ Sunny: jump jump jump! I win! / Raging Raven: ... / [[The Raging Raven smacks the board off of the barrel it's sitting on.]]
/ Raging Raven: RAAAAAAGE / [[The Raging Raven can be seen running around outside.]]
/ Raging Raven: RAAAAAAAG
/ Old Snake:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091109.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - What has his life come to | [[Ocelot is talking with Solidus Snake over the phone.]]
/ Ocelot: Yes sir, you really are the best choice to lead this country. / Solidus Snake: And why is that, Ocelot? / Ocelot: <<*sigh*>> It takes a truly balanced individual such as yourself to rule the country, sir. / Solidus Snake: yeeeeessss... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091111.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 13, 2009 - The lightning sure whatever | {{Transcriber's note: This page has two comics on it. The one on the left is transcribed first.}} / Raiden: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ALOOOONE IT WAS RAINING ON THE DAY I WAS BORN / Old Snake: No, you were the... lightning in that rain, or something.
/ Raiden: the lightning... / Raiden: the lightning... I am... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091113.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 16, 2009 - Trust us | [[There are several girls in Team Rocket uniforms standing next to each other, all with big smiles on their faces. Two are holding signs: one says "POEKMAN SALLON" with a little drawing of what is presumably a Pok?mon, and the other says "POEKMAN DAYCAER we tack gud caer of your Poekman". A trainer dressed... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091116.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 18, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - It begins | [[Young Solid is wearing a short that says "NERDS LOL", and he's holding some parts of a toy helicopter. Young Liquid is wearing a shirt that says "I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS SHIRT".]]
/ Young Liquid: Daaaaaaaad Snake broke my helicopter! I want you to spank him to death!
/ Big Boss: I'm BUSY Liquid GOD why... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091118.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 20, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Who? | Young Solidus: Daddy daddy daddy I'm hungry
/ Big Boss: And who the #$&# are you? Get out of my house! / Young Solidus: I'm SOLIDUS, Dad! SOLIDUS! I have four arms! Remember?!
/ Young Solid: More like SUCKidus! Ha ha!
/ Young Liquid: sob sob sob
/ Big Boss: That's it, Daddy's getting the belt. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091120.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 23, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - A lifelong obsession | Big Boss: Okay, listen up you brats. This box is your life. It will be your one safe refuse in a world of conflict.
/ Young Liquid: I don't want a smelly old box! / Big Boss: Maybe that's because you're a flawed, recessive moron, Liquid! God you digust me.
/ [[Big Boss hits Young Liquid in the head.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091123.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 25, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - A huge disappointment | Young Liquid: Dad! Dad! Dad!
/ Big Boss: God@#$% it Liquid. Just... god@%@#it. / Big Boss: WHAT.
/ Young Liquid: Dad, Snake and Fox are fighting and they won't let me join in! / Big Boss: That's probably because you're a colossal failure doomed to disappoint everyone who cares about you! Did you ever... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091125.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 27, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Otacon and Otadad appear | Huey Emmerich: I hope it's okay that I brought my son along.
/ Big Boss: No, it's alright. I'll just get my good son to play with him. SOLID! DAVE get over here! / Huey Emmerich: Dave, this is Hal. Be nice to him, alright? Hal, Dave.
/ Big Boss: C'mon Art, let's get to work.
/ Young Otacon: 'm not a computer... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091127.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 30, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Do a background check | Huey Emmerich: Well, if we infiltrate here, we can get out without too much trouble.
/ Big Boss: Do you know what the guard situation looks like? / Young Liquid: Dad! DAD! / Huey Emmerich: I'm gonna get a Coke.
/ Big Boss: I hate you so much, Liquid.
/ Young Liquid: DAAAAAD / Big Boss: This better be... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091130.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 2, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Another enduring tradition | [[Young Liquid is wearing a shirt that says "SEXY MAN".]]
/ Young Liquid: Father, I have something important to tell you. I think you'll be very interested.
/ Big Boss: It better be that you're adopted. / Young Liquid: NO I wanted to tell you that your precious Solid Snake is on the back porch smoking... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091202.html |
| Zarla - Friday, December 4, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Forts | [[A little fort made of blankets and couch cushions, etc is seen, with a sign on it that says "AWESOME CLUB KEEP OUT".]] / Young Solid: What, ya wanna fight about it?
/ Young Fox: Maybe.
/ Young Otacon: Guys fighting isn't on the schedule for another twelve minutes! / [[Young Solid and Young Fox are... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091204.html |
| Zarla - Monday, December 7, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - What did I say | Young Liquid: DAAAAAAAAAAAD SOLIDUS TOUCHED ME
/ Young Solidus: I HAVE FOUR ARMS GET OVER IT
/ Young Liquid: STOP TOUCHING ME
/ Young Solidus: STOP /SUCKING/
/ Young Liquid: SHUT UP!
/ Young Solidus: YOU SHUT UP!
/ Young Liquid: DAAAAAAAAAAAD SOLIDUS TOLD ME TO SHUT UP
/ Young Solidus: DADDY LIQUID'S A WUSS
/ Young... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091207.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 9, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Campbell appears | Big Boss: And they need to be asleep at 8, but you can put Liquid down earlier if he's annoying you. Just ignore the crying, he stops eventually. Fox and Snake will fight a lot but that's normal, so don't worry about it. Hal can be clingy. Snake usually watches him but he might want a hug from you at... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091209.html |
| Zarla - Friday, December 11, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - I just have a real hard time making decis... | Young Solidus: WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY IN THE CART?
/ Big Boss: Because whenever I lose track of you you run off and cause trouble. And put that candybar back, you can't have sugar. You start zipping around like a spaz and it's really irritating.
/ [[Young Solid and Young Liquid are fighting over a bag of... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091211.html |
| Zarla - Monday, December 14, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Tearing families apart for generations | [[Young Solidus, Young Liquid, and Young Solid are playing Monopoly. Young Solidus is moving his game piece on the board.]]
/ Young Solidus: One, two, three...
/ Young Liquid: Do you have to use those creepy tentacles to do that?
/ Yound Solid: Yeah, it's really annoying. / Young Solidus: You're just jealous... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091214.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 16, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Doesn't ring a bell | [[Young Solidus has his tentacles opening up the cookie jar and reaching into it.]]
/ Big Boss: Alright, what do you little trolls want for dinner? get that arm out of the cookies or I'll rip it off
/ Young Liquid: I want quiche! And flan!
/ Young Solid: Mac 'n cheese! / Big Boss: Mac 'n cheese it is.
/ Young... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091216.html |
| Zarla - Friday, December 18, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - And it worked out real great for both of ... | Young Solidus: Daddy! Daddy, look! I won a trophy! Aren't you proud of me? / Big Boss: Did you get that trophy by successfully completing a solitary sneaking mission into an armed compound without being seen?
/ Young Solidus: Uh... no? / Big Boss: Then you didn't earn jack[[profanity]]. Get outta here,... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091218.html |
| Zarla - Monday, December 21, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Pleasant dreams | [[Big Boss is sitting in his recliner, telling Young Liquid, Young Solidus, and Young Solid stories about his adventures (from the Metal Gear series). Little pictures depicting various scenes appear as he's talking.]] / [[As the boys listen, they imagine themselves in various scenes. Young Solid imagines... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091221.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 23, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - MGS4 retconned the heck out of this | EVA: Snake, you haven't changed a bit.
/ Big Boss: EVA, still as lovely as ever. Please, come in. / EVA: So what have you been up to? I haven't seen you in years.
/ Big Boss: Oh, you know. Pursuing my own projects and interests, staying under the radar mostly. Nothing too / [[Young Solid pops his head... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091223.html |
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