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| Zarla - Friday, December 25, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Someone get that strange boy away from the ... | Young Solid: Knock knock
/ Big Boss: Who's there.
/ Young Solid: Banana.
/ Big Boss: Banana who?
/ Young Solid: Knock knock
/ Big Boss: Who's there.
/ Young Solid: Banana.
/ Big Boss: Banana who? / Young Solid: Knock knock
/ Big Boss: Who's there.
/ Young Solid: Banana.
/ Big Boss: Banana who?
/ Young Solid: Knock... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091225.html |
| Zarla - Monday, December 28, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - Had it coming | [[Young Liquid is looking in the mirror.]]
/ Young Liquid: AAAAAAAGH / Young Solid: What? What's wrong?
/ Young Liquid: I have a PIMPLE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME OH LORD / Young Solid: Haha, I don't have any. Must be my superior genes. / [[Young Liquid punches Young Solid in the face.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091228.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 30, 2009 - Les Enfants Terribles - I didn't say anything weird | Young Solid: Okay Dad my date's here we're leaving now bye don't wait up.
/ Big Boss: WHAT you stop right there / Meryl: It's nice to meet you, Mr. Big Boss sir.
/ Young Solid: Dad look Meryl's nice you don't have to
/ Big Boss: No no no you're not going anywhere with my best son until I know what kind... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20091230.html |
| Zarla - Friday, January 1, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - ABORT ABORT | [[Young Liquid is on top of the shoulders of Young Solid, who is standing on Young Solidus's raised tentacles. He's reaching for the cookie jar on top of the cabinet, but Big Boss arrives, seeing what they're doing.]]
/ Young Liquid: ABORT! ABORT!! http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100101.html |
| Zarla - Monday, January 4, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - A disturbance in the force | Huey Emmerich: Where are the boys?
/ Big Boss: Eh, they're grounded upstairs. My sons came up with this grandiose plan to steal cookies. / Huey Emmerich: Are these the plans?
/ Big Boss: Yeah, Liquid drew them up. To be honest I'm kind of proud of them for working together but they know they're not supposed... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100104.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, January 6, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Either buried him at sea or ate him | [[Big Boss is reading a newspaper when Young Solidus suddenly embraces him from behind.]]
/ Big Boss: AGH!
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100106.html |
| Zarla - Friday, January 8, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Not quite as planned | Young Fox: See, your fist has to be level and centered with your arm, otherwise you'll end up hurting your wrist. And you have to make sure not to put your thumb under your fingers, it should be over your knuckles.
/ Young Solid: Ooooooh. / Young Solid: Hey Fox, can I ask you something? When we grow... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100108.html |
| Zarla - Monday, January 11, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Ocelot appears | Big Boss: Ah @#$%, I've got to get back, the boys have probably figured out a way out of the basement by now.
/ Huey Emmerich: So soon? Are you sure? We just got here. / Big Boss: I'd like to stay, Art, but I can't leave the boys alone too long. They'll destroy the house or each other.
/ Huey Emmerich:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100111.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, January 13, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Red light | [[Young Solid, Solidus, Liquid, Fox, and Otacon are playing Red Light Green Light. Young Otacon is wearing a "2001: A Space Odyssey" shirt.]]
/ Young Otacon: GREEN LIGHT! / Young Otacon: RED LIGHT!
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100113.html |
| Zarla - Friday, January 15, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - What other purpose for children is there | Big Boss: Hmm, it looks like I have a bag of chocolate coins. I wonder if anyone wants them?
/ Young Solid, Liquid, and Solidus: ! / Young Solidus, Liquid, and Solid: ME ME
/ Young Liquid and Solid: ME ME ME
/ Young Solidus: MEE MEE ME
/ Young Liquid: MEEE ME ME
/ Young Solid: ME ME
/ Big Boss: Hmm, I can't... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100115.html |
| Zarla - Monday, January 18, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Can handle himself | Black-haired jerk: Haw haw!
/ Young Liquid: Gimme that back! / Young Liquid (off-screen): Give it BACK!
/ Back-haired jerk (off-screen): Make me, blondie!
/ Young Liquid (off-screen): DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY HAIR!
/ Young Otacon: Hey Snake, isn't this when you do the brotherly thing and come to Liquid's aid? / [[Young... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100118.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, January 20, 2010 | Young Solid and Liquid: DAD
/ Young Solidus: DADDY
/ Young Liquid and Solid: DAD
/ Young Liquid: DAD
/ Young Solidus: DADDY
/ [[Big Boss grumbles and imagines a knife.]] / Big Boss: I'm glad you're enjoying your ability to get out of bed because in a minute I'm going to break all your little legs.
/ Young... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100120.html |
| Zarla - Friday, January 22, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - It's very nutritious | Huey Emmerich: Hi, I'm here to get Hal. I'm not too late, am I?
/ Big Boss: Oh, hey Art. Nah, it's okay. Hal's with Dave, no doubt. / Young Otacon: Daddy!
/ Huey Emmerich: Hi, Hal! Sorry for being so late. How was your day? / Young Otacon: It was fun! We all played Twister and then we watched a movie... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100122.html |
| Zarla - Monday, February 1, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - blonk | Young Solid: Liquid, come on! How long can you spend in the bathroom? I have to brush my teeth!
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100201.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, February 3, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - The rest of Foxhound | Young Otacon: So does Liquid have any friends at all? Or is he too inferior?
/ Young Solid: Huh? Oh yeah, he's got friends. They're all just as messed up as he is. / Narrator: That sounds like a good place for a seque!
/ [[Young Liquid is eating lunch next to Young Psycho Mantis and Young Vulcan Raven.]]
/ Young... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100203.html |
| Zarla - Friday, February 5, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - All worth it | Young Solid: Liquid, dinner. I'm going to get my good shirt.
/ Young Liquid (from the other side of the door): NO DON'T COME IN / [[Young Solid sees Young Liquid is dancing around in tights and a tutu.]] / Young Solid: AGHAHAHAHAHAHA CANTBREATHEHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
/ Young Liquid: SHUT UP IT IMPROVES BALANCE... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100205.html |
| Zarla - Monday, February 8, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Is that Derek Stiles? | [[Big Boss is asleep in his recliner. Young Liquid approaches.]]
/ Big Boss: zzzz / Big Boss: zzzz / [[Young Liquid pokes Big Boss's eyepatch.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100208.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, February 10, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - First one done after MGS4 | [[Snake is sitting outside in the rain, and shivering.]] / Young Otacon: Hey Snake! Sorry it to me so long. Let's go. / Young Solid: Thanks, Hal. I don't know where my dad is, I thought he was picking me up after talking with Uncle Zero.
/ Young Otacon: No problem, Snake! I'll always be there for you,... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100210.html |
| Zarla - Friday, February 12, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - They really do know that many | Young Solid: Dad look look look I got my report card! / Big Boss: Fluent in six languages, huh? That'll serve you well on the battlefield, boy. Good work. / Young Liquid: Dad look I got mine too look it's even better I'm fluent in _seven_
/ Young Solid: yeeeeeee <3 / Big Boss: What is this, no one... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100212.html |
| Zarla - Monday, February 15, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - The only time they cooperate | [[Young Solid is playing with a toy plane.]]
/ Young Solid: neeeerooom pyew pyew
/ Young Liquid: < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100215.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, February 17, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Have fun with that bye | [[Young Liquid packs up a little bindle.]]
/ Young Liquid: Dad? Dad, where are you? / Big Boss: I'm reading, Liquid, go away.
/ Young Liquid: Father, I saw Mary Poppins. I've made my decision. / Big Boss: Not listening.
/ Young Liquid: I'm running away! I'm leaving forever! Goodbye, father!
/ Big Boss:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100217.html |
| Zarla - Friday, February 19, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Bathtime | [[Young Solid and Young Liquid are in the bath tub; Young Solid is splashing some water on Young Liquid. Big Boss is undressing Young Solidus.]]
/ Big Boss: Let me get these stupid tentacle arms off, stay _still_--
/ Young Solidus: Noooooooo
/ Young Solid: Ha ha!
/ Young Liquid: Stoooop / Big Boss: Why... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100219.html |
| Zarla - Monday, February 22, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - I thought it'd be more satisfying than th... | Young Liquid: Father, I require the car tonight.
/ Big Boss: No. / Young Liquid: FATHER don't be difficult, just give me the keys.
/ Big Boss: No. What would you even do with the car anyway / Young Liquid: For _your_ information, _I_ have a date tonight.
/ Big Boss: HAAA HA HA HA HAA HAA / Young Liquid:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100222.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, February 24, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Taking over the playground | Woman: Excuse me, are those your sons? / [[Young Liquid, Solid, and Solidus are play-fighting on the playground equipment. Young Solidus is holding four swords.]]
/ Young Liquid: Ha ha! You'll never get inside the secret base, Solid Snake! It belongs to Liquid Snake now, and I have 7 million Metal Gears... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100224.html |
| Zarla - Friday, February 26, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Party of one | Young Liquid: Where are you going?
/ Young Solid: I'm going to Hal's birthday party. Me and Fox chipped in to get him something. / Young Liquid: I want to come! I'm coming!
/ Young Solid: No. Hal said he didn't want you there. / Young Liquid: Why not? I never get invited to birthday parties! I want to... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100226.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 1, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - The greatest trolling | Para-Medic: But your final birthday surprise is in this room! Come on!
/ Big Boss: Another room? What on earth did you get?
/ Major Zero: Let's just say it's a _big_ surprise. / Para-Medic: All the way in the back, Snake!
/ Major Zero: Yes, you'll know it when you see it!
/ Big Boss: Alright alright, this... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100301.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 3, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Ocelot shoo | Big Boss: Solid's doing that annoying thing where he just repeats the last thing you said. I don't know where they pick this stuff up.
/ Huey Emmerich: Kids can be a handful. This one time Hal-- / Ocelot: HEY GUYS WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT / Big Boss: Ocelot how did you get in
/ Ocelot: I BROKE THE LOCK.... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100303.html |
| Zarla - Friday, March 5, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Campbell babysitting again | < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100305.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 8, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - Blowing their tiny little minds | Young Solid: My spirograph's the best!
/ Young Liquid: Mine's more artistic. / Col. Campbell: I like yours too, Liquid.
/ Young Liquid: But which one's the best? Which one of us is the best?
/ Col. Campbell: I like all of you. / [[Young Solid, Young Liquid, and Young Solidus all stare at Col. Campbell... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100308.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 10, 2010 - Les Enfants Terribles - It happens somedays | Young Solid: Dad! Dad! That place sells ice cream! Ice cream!
/ Big Boss: ...and?
/ Young Liquid and Young Solidus: ! / Young Solid, Young Liquid, and Young Solidus: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD / Big Boss: I hate you kids so god#@%$ much.
/ Young Solid: Yaaaay!
/ Young Solidus: I want Neapolitan!
/ Young Liquid:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20100310.html |
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