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| Zarla - Monday, January 13, 2003 - Fanmail related ta da Non-existent plot | Zarla: Some of ya have written in recently, askin "how could da Empress have imprisoned Alix if he's a part-time deity?" / Zarla: Well, ta answer yer question, we have no frickin idea what yer talkin about. / Alix: Pfft, like I'd ever be that stupid.
/ Zarla: Thanks fer writin, and be sure ta send in... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030113.html |
| Zarla - Friday, January 17, 2003 - HALLELUJAH | [[Zarla is walking in the rain with an umbrella. Someone falls out of the sky and hits the ground.]]
/ Zarla: !!!
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030117.html |
| Zarla - Monday, January 20, 2003 - Da Epic of Gilgamesh - Ashido Style! | Ashido's teacher: Mr. Tetrisu, would ya please read us yer paper on da Epic of Gilgamesh? / Ashido: Soitenly. Ahem... / Ashido: Gilgamesh was on an epic quest ta find da legendary sword Excalibur, cause his current sword Excalipur was friggin weak and could only do 1 HP damage... / Ashido: What da... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030120.html |
| Zarla - Friday, January 24, 2003 - Adventures with da Ouija board! | Zarla: Let's play Ouija!
/ Sheena: Okay! / Zarla: It's spellin somethin!
/ Sheena: I... H-A-V-E... A... D-R-E-A-M... / Zarla: Friggin MLK, Jr! Ya did this last time! Go away!
/ Sheena: I... SHALL... BE... FREE... / Zarla (narrating): Meanwhile, in da non-existent plotline...
/ Sheena: I am da High Priestess... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030124.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - Cid x Vincent in 4 panels | Zarla (narrating): Cid/Vincent slash! / Vincent: I am an angsty red man. Angst.
/ Cid: I could fix that with some good ol sex.
/ Vincent: Really? / Cid: Hey Vin, I suddenly want sex and you're going to give it to me.
/ Vincent: No but... yes! / Cid: Gee Vin, I'm sorry I brutally raped you in the heat... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030129.html |
| Zarla - Friday, January 31, 2003 - Contraception! | Brunette Girl Tom: Well, I heard that a girl can't get pregnant if she's on her period. / Tom: Well, if da girl's on top, that inhibits da sperm flow and she won't get pregnant. / Redhead Girl Tom: Well, I don't have orgasms, so I can't get pregnant. / Ashido: Um... Teacher?
/ [[The video now just... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030131.html |
| Zarla - Saturday, February 1, 2003 - Contraception! | {{Transcriber's note: this comic is a duplicate of http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030131.html}} http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030201.html |
| Zarla - Tuesday, February 4, 2003 - Let's be gods! The perks are great! | Zarla: Hi, I'm here with Miguel and Tulio from The Road to El Dorado!
/ Miguel: Hi! / Zarla: There's been rumors that ya guys are lovers and Tulio's Jewish. What do _ya_ think?!
/ Tulio: Jewish?!
/ Miguel: He's not Jewish, he isn't circumcised. / Zarla: ...
/ Miguel: Oops. / Zarla: Thanks fer joinin me... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030204.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, February 5, 2003 - SORRY ARRRRRRGH ::turns into an oreo:: | [[Zarla is holding some matches. Alix is reading a book.]] / [[Zarla lights a match.]]
/ Zarla: Sorry.
/ Alix: ? / [[Zarla throws the match on Alix, who becomes covered in flames.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030205.html |
| Zarla - Friday, February 7, 2003 - Teh besst yoai storee EVAR | Ashido: ?
/ Zarla: Hey Ash, wanna hear a yaoi story I'm writin? / Ashido: Okay, sure.
/ Zarla: Great! / Zarla: Ahem. / Zarla: "His butt was like two globs of cookie dough --"
/ Ashido: Stop. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030207.html |
| Zarla - Monday, February 10, 2003 - Eternal Whatever | [[Zarla's watching a TV labeled "TeeVee".]]
/ Zarla: Hey, they're doin a thing on Eternal Darkness! / Mouse Tom: A big deal here is the Sanity Meter, right?
/ Red-haired Tom: It sure is! Very uncommon! The game is also graphically gorgeous! / Red-haired Tom (off-screen): There are a lot of characters... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030210.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - Let's break some eggs | Alix: Who are ya? / Niccol? Machiavelli: Nicolo Machiavelli / Alix: Kay, this is just WEIRD
/ Niccol? Machiavelli: So, wanna make a deal? http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030212.html |
| Zarla - Friday, February 14, 2003 - SHINE GET | Zarla (narrating): The many faces of Super Mario Sunshine
/ Zarla: It's like Mario 64, only better! / Zarla: Hey, my FLUDD thingy! He stole my FLUDD thingy! / [[Zarla appears very frustrated.]]
/ TV: Too Bad! / Zarla: Shine get!
/ Alix: Stop saying that. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030214.html |
| Zarla - Monday, February 17, 2003 - More Non-plot Exposition | Soshi: Ya know what's a funny phrase?
/ Zarla: What? / Soshi: Reese's Pieces! With more peanut butter then any godfearing peanut butter cup should have! / [[Zarla is cracking up.]]
/ Soshi: It's even funnier if ya think of it as "god fearing peanut butter." / Ashido: I shall summon an angel ta guide... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030217.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 - Is da lil Snellerake hungry? Yes he iiiisss | Zarla: Are ya hungry, Snellerake? / [[Snellerake opens its mouth to an extreme degree, and chomps down on the given hamburger in one bite.]] / <<*chew chew*>> / Zarla: I'm becoming a Christian.
/ Alix: ? http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030219.html |
| Zarla - Friday, February 21, 2003 - GO WEEEEEEEEST | Ashido: Ahem... / Ashido: Go weeest! Where da skies are blue! / The Pet Shop Boys: GO WEST
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030221.html |
| Zarla - Monday, February 24, 2003 - No one's ever REALLY resting their eyes | Alix: Hmm hmm hmm, failed transmission from a one-armed scissor! / [[Alix comes across a sleeping Zarla, and some aliens that appear to be abducting her.]] / Alix: Um... Zar?
/ Zarla: I'm not sleepin, I'm just restin my eyes. / Alix: So then I thought "Wait... now I get all her stuff!"
/ Myk: Dude,... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030224.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - Inspiration in da form of ducks | [[Zarla walks with her notebook over to a lake, where a couple of ducks and fish can be seen.]] / Zarla: I drew two guys making out!
/ Soshi: Where do ya come up with this stuff? http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030226.html |
| Zarla - Friday, February 28, 2003 - I'VE GOT THE URGE | [[Alix is shampooing his hair, and a bottle of herbal essences shampoo can be seen next to him.]] / Herbal Toms: She's got the urge! Natural Botanicals -- / Alix: hey, I'm a guy, okay? I ran outta shampoo so I had ta use Ash's.
/ Herbal Toms: But we're already here. What do we do? / [[Alix is playing... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030228.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 3, 2003 - Da Estrogen Brigade strikes again | Zarla (narrating): At the Two Towers...
/ Legolas: You're late. / Zarla: Did ya see that?!
/ Sheena: Yes!
/ Alix: What? / Zarla: Did ya SEE that?!
/ Sheena: Yes!
/ Alix: What?? / Zarla: Legolas x Gimli!
/ Sheena: Legolas x Gimli!
/ Alix: Thank ya Estrogen Brigade. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030303.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 5, 2003 - Elves and Dwarves. Temper yer steel | Zarla: Quick guide fer LOTR slash fans!
/ LOTR slash fan 1: Aragorn and Legolas are kinda acquaintances. Now, Legolas and Gimli are extremely close. If there was any explicit pairin, it'd be them.
/ Narrator: Books only / LOTR slash fan 2: Um... Legolas and Gimli? Um... I think they know eachother...... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030305.html |
| Zarla - Friday, March 7, 2003 - DOOR OF FEAR! DOOR OF DESTINY! | [[Zarla sees a sign that says "Discreet Search Area".]]
/ Zarla: ? / Zarla: ... / Zarla: Folks, this is gettin outta hand. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030307.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 10, 2003 - Fun yes - innovative no | Tom: Wow, I love how innovative da FF's are! / Alix: Innovative?! Okay, I'm gonna give ya a plot and I want ya ta tell me which FF it is. / Alix: A hero with a mysterious past gathers a group of eccentric but essentially good misfits and previous acquaintances. Through their adventures, they find some... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030310.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - I am angst impaired | [[Zarla is playing Animal Crossing.]]
/ Tom: Hey ya! Yer entirely too happy! / Zarla: Dahr?
/ Tom: Don't ya have some terrible tramautic past or some kinda thin that ya can angst over? / Zarla: Unlike most fictional characters, I'm actually genuinely happy most of da time. / Tom: Yer weird.
/ Zarla:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030312.html |
| Zarla - Friday, March 14, 2003 - Lefse | Alix: Hey, da lefse came!
/ Zarla: ? / Zarla: Lefse?
/ Alix: Yeah, it's a scandinavian/norwegian thin. Da part of our heritage that made my tail all curly unlike other wolves. It's like potato bread. Ya put sugar and butter on it and roll it up. / Alix: Here, ya make some while I get Chrisodeo. / Zarla... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030314.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 17, 2003 - MAN RIDING A TINY BICYCLE | Zarla: Hey Alix!
/ Alix: ? / Zarla: I was bored on da plane and I was flippin through da Skymall Catalog... / Zarla: So I got ya a wine rack! / Alix: WHY?!
/ Zarla: Wait wait, pretend ya like it first. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030317.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - Walter Strider? | Zarla (narrating): Why Zarla doesn't wear pants. / [[Zarla starts to put on a pair of pants.]] / Pants: *beep* Pants Only Defense Mode. / [[Pants start moving around wildly.]]
/ Zarla: AAAAA
/ Alix: JESUS CHRIST! http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030319.html |
| Zarla - Friday, March 21, 2003 - Sit-in's are so last year | [[Zarla is listening to her headphones.]]
/ Zarla (singing in her head): Da reflex is a lonely child! Just waitin by da paaark! / Zarla (thinking): I wonder why everyone's standin here. / Zarla (thinking): Eh, prolly not important. / [[Zarla is walking under a big sign that says "Anti-war stand-in".]]
/ Zarla... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030321.html |
| Zarla - Monday, March 24, 2003 - Unbiased outside opinion? | [[Zarla is playing Blood on her computer.]]
/ Girl Tom: Hey, don't play that! It'll make ya violent! / Girl Tom: Before ya know it ya'll be out shootin peeps and eatin babies!
/ Zarla: What? Have ya even played this? / Girl Tom: Of course not.
/ Zarla: Then how could ya make an assumption like that? / Girl... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030324.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - AND I WON'T CRY FOR YESTERDAAAAAAAY | [[Zarla just finished playing a DDR song.]]
/ Zarla: I love Ordinary World! / Tom: Pff, ya techno peeps. Have ya evern heard da real song? / Zarla: Actually, yes, I have most of Duran Duran's CD's and have been fans of theirs fer most of my life. I actually am prolly more knowledgeable about em then... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20030326.html |
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