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|Zarla - Monday, August 11, 2003 - It's my birthday ::dance::||Johnny C.: Congratulations, you're one day closer to death! / Edgar Vargas: ... / Zarla: Happy birthday ta me!|
|Zarla - Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - Carcek||Krycek: Mulder, blah blah blah
/ Mulder (thought bubble): I can't believe how clean that part in Krycek's hair is. / [[Mulder imagines a little car driving in the part in Krycek's hair.]]
|Zarla - Friday, August 15, 2003 - It involves ray guns and time travel||Ashido: So yer a fox and yer blood brother Alix is a wolf. / Zarla: Yeah. / Ashido: Chrisodeo is also yer blood brother and a raccoon. / Zarla: Yeah. / Ashido: And yer cousin on yer Mom's side is a puma. / Zarla: Yup. / Ashido: What on earth are yer parents?! / Zarla: Um... dead. / Soshi: I'm an alien...|
|Zarla - Monday, August 18, 2003 - I got a PHD in DINNER||Zarla: Eh? / Alix: Zar, ya hafta take Cleo out and feed her. / Zarla: Why me! / Alix: Well ya see, since ya've already HAD dinner, yer more qualified in the kind of dinner related area. / Zarla: That's da weakest excuse I've ever heard. / Alix: Yeah, well I'm hungry.|
|Zarla - Wednesday, August 20, 2003 - The Lost Mind of Dr. Zar||[[Zarla appears in some kind of grayscale noir form.]] / Zarla: Find... the anxiety bomb. / [[Alix appears as some kind of robot or skeleton or something.]] / Alix: Please collect my brains. / [[Sheena appears in an old train conductor's outfit.]] / Sheena: Dock the blue ball if ya please. / [[Zarla...|
|Zarla - Friday, August 22, 2003 - Alix saves ten dollars||Alix: Aw frick, wrong parkin lot. / Tom: Sorry sir, that'll be ten dollars. / Alix: I was only here fer a few minutes! / Alix: Ya know, maybe I'll just stay here. Could ya tell da peeps behind me ta back up so I can go back in? / Tom: Ya know what? Just go ahead. / Alix: Thanks.|
|Zarla - Monday, August 25, 2003 - AIX||Zarla (narrating): Alix has problems with social situations. / [[Alix is on the phone.]] / Phone: Hello, Chrisodeo Enterprises. Who may I ask is calling? / Alix: DAaaau AIX! HIS BRADA!!! / Phone: Aix...? Oh, Alix, da retarded boy. I'll connect ya right away. / Zarla (narrating): In person or not.|
|Zarla - Wednesday, August 27, 2003 - Tuber.||Alix: TUBER! / Zarla: WHAT!? / Alix: It's da root of a plant. / Zarla: Where on earth did that come from? / Alix: Idaho. / Zarla: I hope ya die.|
|Zarla - Friday, August 29, 2003 - Adventures in Twoson!||Zarla (narrating): Earthbound... / Ness: Ah, nothing like a stay in the Twoson hotel!
|Zarla - Monday, September 1, 2003 - I'm just coocoo fer CRACK||Alix: Hey Zar. / Alix: Ya know, nothin good ever comes from whorin yerself out fer crack. Remember that. / Zarla: ... / Zarla: Well, I'll be sure not ta do that, tho it sounds temptin. / Alix: Yeah, I know how ya love da rock.|
|Zarla - Wednesday, September 3, 2003 - Gum would be perfection!||Zarla: It started out so innocently... a few episodes here and there... / Zarla: I never thought it would be like this. I can't ta anyone, I'm so ashamed. / Zarla: Now I turn ta illegal sources ta get my fix! I'm so desperate! I'm tired of livin a lie. / Zarla: I'm Zarla, and I'm addicted ta Friends. / Audience:...|
|Zarla - Friday, September 5, 2003 - Silent Hill no UTAAAAAAAAAA||Zarla (narrating): Silent Hill! / [[Harry is running, when a Crazy Nurse appears in front of him.]]
/ Crazy Nurse: Uuuu uuuu hhh hhh hhh
/ Zarla: Crazy nurse! Stop running, Harry! / Crazy Nurse: ?
/ Harry: <
|Zarla - Monday, September 8, 2003 - niferontheloose||[[A guy with the label "1337m4|\|" above him is walking around with a gun.]] / [[A knife appears in the back of 1337m4|\|. 1337m4|\| goes down.]] / [[Alix, with the label "|-|005", appears and retrieves his knife.]] / Alix: nifing is the best forever!|
|Zarla - Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - Orion 78||[[Zarla is listening to her headphones. Chrisodeo is talking to someone else.]]
/ Zarla: Hmmhmm hmmhmm.
/ Chrisodeo: So what turn-off should I take? / Zarla: Iyadeinya chinkaneeka rekadashkarinousonkoide!
/ Chrisodeo: The 405? But won't that lead me to -- Excuse me. / [[Chrisodeo smacks Zarla in the face.]]
|Zarla - Friday, September 12, 2003 - Waternose||Zarla: See how close ya can get yer nose ta da water without touchin it! / Sheena: Hee hee
/ Zarla: <
|Zarla - Monday, September 15, 2003 - VG Cafe||Zarla (narrating): And now a new sitcom -- VG Cafe! / Link: So get this, I was away at work... / [[Luigi and Link sip their coffee.]] / Link: And Pac-man ATE MY CAR! / Luigi: Tough break. / [[Pikachu has a doughnut in his mouth.]] / Mega Man: That sounds mega-terrible! / Vivi: So _that's_ what happened...|
|Zarla - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 - Crazy weasels||[[Zarla is sleeping.]] / Zarla (narrating): 7:40 AM / Zarla (narrating): 8:30 AM / Zarla (narrating): 9:10 AM / Zarla (thinking): Wake up ya need ta take Soshi's crazy weasel ta da vet! / [[Zarla is now walking outside in the rain.]] / Zarla: Why can't I just have a normal inner alarm clock that just...|
|Zarla - Friday, September 19, 2003 - I've done this||Zarla: ? / Soshi: Zar, Zar! Don't be obvious, but there's a guy over there who looks just like Edgar Vargas! / Zarla: Oh my god, yer totally right! / Soshi: Quick go ask for his picture or somethin. / Zarla: Oh my god can I take a picture of ya ya look just like da main character in a gay male sadomasochistic...|
|Zarla - Monday, September 22, 2003 - True Story||Alix (narrating): Real Life Adventures!
|Zarla - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - Every Gamer's Dream||[[A Duck Hunt duck is flying around.]]
|Zarla - Friday, September 26, 2003 - The sad sad truth||Zarla: Yes, I did it! I planned it all out and everythin! / Zarla: Not only does it fit da canon, have all da characters IC, and have an engagin plot, it accomplishes everythin I wanted it ta! / Chirpy Blonde Girl: OMG Ravyn Serena Potter goes 2 Hogworts!!!111! / Zarla: <
|Zarla - Monday, September 29, 2003 - The New World Order||Zarla: Come, let us purge da earth of this snake's bed of heresy! There is but one god! / Alix: There can only be one true God! / Sheena: Fer da New Order! May da weak fall and perish! / Zarla: Our god approves! His blinkin orange light SEES ALL! / Sheena: Da voice of God is right! Destroy! DESTROY! / Soshi:...|
|Zarla - Wednesday, October 1, 2003 - I really do this||Zarla: This pen doesn't work. / Zarla: Now it doesn't exist.
/ [[Zarla throws the pen.]] / [[The pen hits Sheena in the head.]]
|Zarla - Friday, October 3, 2003 - The world revolves around ME||[[Someone in a car waves. A person behind Zarla appears to wave back.]] / [[Zarla waves back.]] / Soshi: I don't think she's wavin at ya, Zar. / Zarla: Everybody waves at me. / Soshi: Thank ya, raging egomaniac. / Zarla: I'm da Alpha and Omega!|
|Zarla - Monday, October 6, 2003 - Yer chicken's overdone!||Soshi: Blech, this chicken's overdone. / Zarla (singing): When yer chickens meat falls off da bone and greases up yer plate, yer chicken's overdone! Yer chicken's overdone! / Soshi (singing): Then ya try ta put some Soy Sauce on but ya know it's just too late! / Soshi and Zarla (singing): Yer chicken's...|
|Zarla - Wednesday, October 8, 2003 - Da laws of physics don't apply||Zarla: That's it, I refuse ta believe that Smilin' Dan's friends can so shamefully ignore da laws of physics! / Zarla: Roku-juushi get over here and put out yer paws! Or... stumps. Whatever. / Zarla: See, if ya got bones and blood in those stumps, those holes must be an... illu... sion.. / [[Zarla puts...|
|Zarla - Friday, October 10, 2003 - Christianity=blender||Veggies: LALALA LALA / Space Pony: HAR! / Veggies: AAAAA / [[Space Pony puts the veggies in a vegetable chopper or blender of some kind.]] / Space Pony: CHOP CHOP / Veggies: AAAAA! / [[Space Pony is eating the veggies as a salad.]] / Space Pony: Where's yer Christian God now, veggies? HAR HAR HAR|
|Zarla - Monday, October 13, 2003 - How many references can ya fit in a strip?||[[Zarla is listening to her headphones.]] / Tom: Beethoven? / Zarla: End of da Century. / Tom (moving off-screen): Sweet. / Zarla: My day's officially made.|
|Zarla - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - Huh? Radio?||[[Zarla's walking outside.]] / <
|Zarla - Friday, October 17, 2003 - Harry. You're tired.||Narrator: Silent Hill...
/ Harry: I think we're being taken over by the Otherworld! / Cybil: Harry. / Cybil: You're tired. / [[Cybil whacks Harry in the back of the head.]]
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