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| Zarla - Monday, October 20, 2003 - GYROMANCY | Narrator: Silent Hil...
/ Dahlia Gillespie: Gyromancy. / Dahlia Gillespie: Gyromancy! / Dahlia Gillespie: GYROMANCY!!! / Narrator: Meanwhile
/ Harry: Huh? Radio? http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031020.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - Silent Hill in Four Panels | Narrator: Silent Hill in 4 Panels
/ Harry: Have you seen my daughter?
/ Cybil: Sorry, I'm just a plot device. / Dahlia Gillespie: Despite the crazy things you've seen and the whacked-out stuff I'm telling you, I want you to take this mysterious object I won't explain to a location I just pulled out of... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031022.html |
| Zarla - Friday, October 24, 2003 - The Hot Zone | [[Zarla is wearing a lab coat, and is extracting some "Mutated flesheatin bacteria" into a syringe.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031024.html |
| Zarla - Monday, October 27, 2003 - Silent Hill in Eight Panels Part 1 | Zarla (narrating): Fer those not content with Silent Hill in 4 panels, here's Silent Hill in 8 panels! / Harry: Have you seen my daughter?
/ Cybil: Harry, I don't know what you're talking about. / Dahlia Gillespie: TAKE IT BLARG
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031027.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - Silent Hill in Eight Panels Part 2 | Zarla (narrating): Silent Hill continues! / Harry: WTF?
/ Cybil: don't... know. blarg... braaaaaiinnnss / Cybil: Hug me. I have Ebola.
/ Harry: OMG! / Cheryl: Daddy, I'm actually half of a demonic womb to spawn Satan on earth.
/ Harry: CHERYL OMGWTF BBQ1!@2!?/ / Harry: What happened? http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031029.html |
| Zarla - Friday, October 31, 2003 - Halloween in Crazyland | [[Zarla is dressed as Ness. Soshi is dressed as Luffy D Monkey.]]
/ Zarla: PK Candy!
/ Soshi: Gum Gum GUM! / Zarla: Maybe this year someone will recognize me!
/ Soshi: Dude, give it up. / [[Alix walks by dressed as Pyramid Head, whistling and/or singing.]] / [[Gintara is dressed as Harry.]]
/ Zarla: Where... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031031.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 3, 2003 - Kelet | [[Zarla and Alix watch Kelet run by.]] / Zarla: What da frick was that?
/ Alix: Kelet is a world taking.
/ Kelet (off-screen): DUUUUUH! / {{Note at bottom-right: http://www.ashido.com/kelet/}} http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031103.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 5, 2003 - GHOSTSHARKS | Narrator: The game: Bubble Bobble for the NES / Uninterrupted Playtime Thus Far: 2 hours / Narrator: 6 hours / Narrator: 8 hours
/ Chrisodeo: What are you morons doing?
/ Xam: I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS! / Chrisodeo: I think that's enough Bubble Bobble forever
/ < |
| Zarla - Friday, November 7, 2003 - I can't tell ya why | Soshi: What are ya listenin ta?
/ Zarla: The Top Gun anthem. / Soshi: But wasn't that one of da stupidest movies ya ever saw? Ya told me all about it and its bizarre homosexual overtones.
/ Zarla: Yeah, but that's not why I like this song. / Zarla: When I was younger, I had da Top Gun NES game. It sucked... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031107.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 10, 2003 - The horrors of the past | Zarla (narrating): Real Life Adventures! / Zarla: It's so weird ta find old tapes of mine!
/ Soshi: Ya can kinda see where yer love of techno comes from.
/ Tape: I see something new in each and every move! From your old old hat to your blown out shoes! / Zarla: Yeah, even as a kid I loved techno.
/ Soshi:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031110.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - Da best date ever | Zarla: Hey Serenity! How'd da date with Chrisodeo go? / Serenity: Well, first we played some of that new Star Wars Galaxies thing, then we had a Quake 2 competition, then we went out ta McDonald's fer dinner. / Serenity: Tamarra we're gonna go see Greg's band play.
/ Zarla: Wow. / Zarla: Best date... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031112.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 14, 2003 - Chibi-Snellerake | Narrator: The Adventures of Chibi Snellerake
/ Human Tom: You look funnyl / Human Tom: Blarkwaa zeep daryar pthew / < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031114.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 17, 2003 - A Penny | Zarla: < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031117.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 - Foolproof Alien Detectors | Mulder: I have a brilliant new way to tell if people are aliens, Scully.
/ Scully: Oh boy. / [[Mulder runs towards "suspect" wielding a Mr. Saturn.]]
/ Suspect: What... IS that?
/ Narrator: ALIEN! / Mulder: See Scully, no human being could ever look at Mr. Saturn and not smile.
/ Scully: That's the most... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031119.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 21, 2003 - A Real Conversation | Tom: I love yer art, Zar!
/ Zarla: Thanks! / Tom: It's all so cute!
/ Zarla: Thanks again. / Tom: But why do ya hafta draw gay guys gay guys are gross why not het or yuri or something and I'm not a homophobe cause I like lesbians and ya should draw more lesbians and not gay guys and draw something normal... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031121.html |
| Zarla - Monday, November 24, 2003 - A Proclamation | The Lord: I AM THE LORD YOUR ZOD. / Tom: Um... shouldn't that be GOD? / The Lord: ... THE LORD YOUR GOD. http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031124.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, November 26, 2003 - It's so true | [[Several scenes are depicted where Mulder is getting attacked or otherwise in serious trouble.]]
/ Mulder: SCUULLYYYY!
/ Scully: Freeze, FBI! / Mulder: SCUULLYYYY!
/ Scully: Freeze, FBI! / Mulder: SCUULLYYYY!
/ Scully: Freeze, FBI! / Scully: I swear to God, I'm going to put you on a leash.
/ Mulder: I... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031126.html |
| Zarla - Friday, November 28, 2003 - Jason Versus Freddy...this time it's personal | [[Jason is holding Freddy.]]
/ Freddy: AA / Freddy: With a garden hose and your mom... what the...
/ [[Jason holds up a picture.]] / [[The picture Jason's holding shows a crudely drawn Freddy (labeled as "U") and Chucky (labeled as "CHUKY" with a backwards "K") with an equals sign between them.]]
/ Zarla... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031128.html |
| Zarla - Monday, December 1, 2003 - Ghostface drops in | Freddy: Well sure, chopping off the head gets the job done, but it has no _style_.
/ Michael Myers: ... / Ghostface: Oh! You guys are having a party and didn't invite ME? Oh fellas, you're a hoot! My invitation must have gotten lost!
/ Michael Myers: ... / Freddy: Go away, Ghostface. You're lame.
/ Ghostface:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031201.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 3, 2003 - I'M COOL GUYS HONEST | Ghostface: Oh hey fellas oh you're drinking alcohol. I can do that to guys oh this'll be fun, huh guys. / Freddy: Go 'way, ghos'face. You... pan... cake... raper. Yeah, that's it.
/ Michael Myers: ... / Ghostface: See guys see I get drunk all the time it's great. Barkeep fetch me a Fuzzy Navel! / Ghostface:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031203.html |
| Zarla - Friday, December 5, 2003 - Five more days till Halloween | Freddy: Hey Mike, I've always wanted to ask... What the #$^@% was with Halloween 3?
/ Michael Myers: ! / Michael Myers: ... / Michael Myers: ... / [[Michael Myers abruptly leaves.]] http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031205.html |
| Zarla - Monday, December 8, 2003 - I SEE YOU $%&#@ | Freddy: Well sure, the #$%@^ set me on fire, but that didn't #$^@ing stop me, did it?
/ Michael Myers: ... / Matilda Dixon: Oh, hello guys! I didn't know you were having a party! I'm Matilda Fell you know. The Tooth Fairy? I killed a lot of people, isn't that cool? Aren't I scary?
/ Michael Myers: ...
/ Freddy:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031208.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - The ride home from the bar | Zarla (narrating): In the car...
/ Jason and Freddy: zzzzz / Jason: zzzzz
/ Freddy: This baby needs more salt zzzzz
/ [[Michael Myers is rolling his eyes (though you can't see it due to his mask).]] / Freddy: GAH!
/ Teen: YAAARGH < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031210.html |
| Zarla - Friday, December 12, 2003 - There's an elder god in the neighborhood | Freddy: Hey guys! Old Man Cthulhu is goin to work!
/ Michael Myers: ... / Freddy: Hey Cthulhu! Change any laws of physics lately?
/ Cthulhu: #$^& Kids. / Ghostface: All hail Lord Cthulhu! Lord of Darkness! / [[Cthulhu eats Ghostface.]]
/ Ghostface: Gak!
/ Cthulhu (thought bubble): Cheaper then Pop-tarts... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031212.html |
| Zarla - Monday, December 15, 2003 - Cool People have exclusive clubs | [["Actually did all the work" is pointing at Jason.]]
/ Freddy: Alright, our club is finally complete!
/ Michael Myers: ... / Freddy: And no, I don't think this is elitist, Mike.
/ Michael Myers: ... / Michael Myers: ...
/ Freddy: Everybody else just sucks. / [[Ghostface walks up to the entrance of the... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031215.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 17, 2003 - And apparently so do losers | Ghostface: Cmon guys let me join your club I'm cool honest <<*snort*>>
/ Freddy: No. You suck. / Hannibal: Excuse me.
/ Freddy: Hey, Hannibal! You made it! / Hannibal: I'm sorry fellows, but they didn't have any Earl Grey so I got Green tea instead, is that alright? / Ghostface: Well we don't need them... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031217.html |
| Zarla - Friday, December 19, 2003 - Admiration in a fashion | Zarla (narrating): How it started.
/ [[Michael Myers is carving a pumpkin.]]
/ < http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031219.html |
| Zarla - Monday, December 22, 2003 - BARNACLE | [[Ghostface is holding on to Michael Myers' leg.]]
/ Michael Myers: ... / Michael Myers: ... / [[Michael Myers is very annoyed.]]
/ Michael Myers: ... / Jason: ?
/ Freddy: Hey Mike, you should really get growths like that removed.
/ Michael Myers: ...
/ Ghostface: <3 http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031222.html |
| Zarla - Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - Mr Wonderful - A True Story | Zarla (narrating): Real Life Adventures! / Sheena: Hey Mr. Wonderful! / Sheena: I mean, Chrisodeo!
/ Chrisodeo: That's it, you've all been playing too much DDR. / Zarla (narrating): Meanwhile, in da nonexistant plotline...
/ Zarla: I will use my darkest spell ta banish ya, Empress! Even if it costs... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031224.html |
| Zarla - Friday, December 26, 2003 - Silent Hill 2 in 4 Panels | Narrator: Silent Hill 2 in 4 Panels / Angel: I'm Angela. I'm crazy.
/ James: How interesting. / [[Pyramid Head stabs Maria.]]
/ James: AAAAA
/ Narrator: Repeat 4x / Eddie: I'm Eddy, I'm not crazy OH WAIT YES I AM.
/ James: Very interesting. / James: OH MY GOD _I'M_ CRAZY!
/ Laura: You suck, James.
/ Narrator:... http://zarla.comicgenesis.com/d/20031226.html |
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