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|adventures of grandpa trying to use the internet||grandfather and grandson in front of a laptop computer, grandfather typing. / grandpa: nooo, grampa!!! / grandson: "nom nom nom" means "eating"|
|business dad is toilet training his son||business dad is wearing a tie and says to his baby son: well jimmy, i'm excited you will be starting toilet training! / business dad: no more diapers! / baby son: yep! / business dad: by what date can i expect to you have this completed?|
|doing lines all day long||guy sitting and drinking at bar alone: man... fuck this / i'm going to just go home and clear some lines / guy is playing tetris at home and the game says: 50 lines cleared! / the guy says: yes!!|
|i can tell by your face||man: what is in these spring rolls? / woman: i dunno / (man starts to eat) / woman: i can tell by your face there is no meat in them|
|more batman fan fiction / batman in braces||batman: (eating cereal and drinking coffee at breakfast table) hey alfred, check it out / batman: bat braces (wearing braces) / alfred: excellent work, master bruce (close up of batman logo braces)|
|organic produce in the not too distant future||guy #1. PFFFFFFFT. deep drag from blunt. / guy #1: damn! (blows cloud of smoke in the air / guy #1: is this whole foods weed? / guy #2: gimme.|
|so this is my website||woman and man are looking at a website. / woman says: "so this is my website" / guy covers his mouth. / guy says "sorry just trying not to LOL"|
|adventures in the year 2005||the year is 2005. two guys are at a bar. guy 1: i can't believe i'm not invited to your wedding / the other guy: dude, we have like... no moneys / the 1st guy: dude, you'rre in my top 8. (its a joke about myspace)|
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