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| adventures of grandpa trying to use the internet | grandfather and grandson in front of a laptop computer, grandfather typing. / grandpa: nooo, grampa!!! / grandson: "nom nom nom" means "eating" http://aaronschachter.com/comics/adventures-of-grandpa-trying-to-use-the-internet |
| business dad is toilet training his son | business dad is wearing a tie and says to his baby son: well jimmy, i'm excited you will be starting toilet training! / business dad: no more diapers!
/ baby son: yep! / business dad: by what date can i expect to you have this completed? http://aaronschachter.com/comics/business-dad-is-toilet-training-his-son |
| doing lines all day long | guy sitting and drinking at bar alone: man... fuck this / i'm going to just go home and clear some lines / guy is playing tetris at home and the game says: 50 lines cleared!
/ the guy says: yes!! http://aaronschachter.com/comics/doing-lines-all-day-long |
| i can tell by your face | man: what is in these spring rolls? / woman: i dunno
/ (man starts to eat) / woman: i can tell by your face there is no meat in them http://aaronschachter.com/comics/i-can-tell-by-your-face |
| more batman fan fiction / batman in braces | batman: (eating cereal and drinking coffee at breakfast table) hey alfred, check it out
/ batman: bat braces (wearing braces)
/ alfred: excellent work, master bruce (close up of batman logo braces) http://aaronschachter.com/comics/more-batman-fan-fiction |
| organic produce in the not too distant future | guy #1. PFFFFFFFT. deep drag from blunt. / guy #1: damn! (blows cloud of smoke in the air / guy #1: is this whole foods weed?
/ guy #2: gimme. http://aaronschachter.com/comics/organic-produce-in-the-not-too-distant-future |
| so this is my website | woman and man are looking at a website.
/ woman says: "so this is my website" / guy covers his mouth. / guy says "sorry just trying not to LOL" http://aaronschachter.com/comics/so-this-is-my-website |
| adventures in the year 2005 | the year is 2005. two guys are at a bar. guy 1: i can't believe i'm not invited to your wedding / the other guy: dude, we have like... no moneys / the 1st guy: dude, you'rre in my top 8. (its a joke about myspace) http://aaronschachter.com/comics/adventures-in-the-year-2005 |
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