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Apple and Kiwi - The Hay Squeeze	Kiwi: Damn headache / Kiwi: Dammit... / Kiwi: Why can't comics just make themselves?! / Kiwi: Bluh Bluh, fuck it. I'm going to sleep. / Kiwi: DONE! http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/093.html
Apple and Kiwi - Julian	Julian: Hey Kiwi! Can I be in a comic? / Kiwi: Depends. How much money you got? / [[Transaction...]] / Kiwi: I'll see what I can do. / [[excited]] http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/094.html
Perspicacity! \| Apple and Kiwi - Adventure Time	Kiwi: Hey Apple, great day to go on an adventure huh? / Apple: No. / Kiwi: I think so. / <> / [[tied up]] / Kiwi: [[thinking]] This is gonna be great. / [[To be continued! For real this time. Not like that bear thing. That'll never happen.]] http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/095.html
Apple and Kiwi - Nothing Left	[[A man wearing a monocle, top hat and tie holds a martini glass.]] / Businessman: Wow it sure is great to be rich and use material possesions as a replacement for friends, love or any kind of joy. / [[Man takes a sip from his glass.]] / Businessman: Well time to check my stocks and see all my profit / <> / [[A... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/096.html
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Apple and Kiwi - Adventure Time 2	Apple: Huh? / Apple: KIWI! / Kiwi: Yo. / <> / Apple: WHERE ARE WE!!! / Apple: AND WHY AM I TIED TO A BOULDER!!! / Kiwi: First off, we're on a great adventure. Second, I kinda' figured you'd be pissed so I struck you with a bat and tied you up to a big ass rock. / Apple: YOU HIT... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/098.html
Apple and Kiwi - Force Boots	Kiwi: Treasure chest! / Kiwi: OH MAN! / Kiwi: FORCE BOOTS! / Kiwi: The shoot off these big ol' energy boosts and let you super jump! / Kiwi: oops / <> / <> / Apple: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/099.html
Apple and Kiwi - Game of the Year	[[Orange at computer, Kiwi on couch playing PS3]] / Orange: Did you know they're making a sex game for kinect? / [[Picture of Kiwi on couch with panda with label "shitty couch"]] / [[Same picture of kiwi and the panda]] / [[Same picture but with Orange in background]] / [[Kiwi turns to face Orange]] / Kiwi:... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/100.html
Apple and Kiwi - Game of the Year	[[Orange at computer, Kiwi on couch playing PS3]] / Orange: Did you know they're making a sex game for kinect? / [[Picture of Kiwi on couch with panda with label "shitty couch"]] / [[Same picture of kiwi and the panda]] / [[Same picture but with Orange in background]] / [[Kiwi turns to face Orange]] / Kiwi:... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/100.html
Apple and Kiwi - Maybe Next Time	[[Kiwi sitting at table with pen and paper, Apple comes up behind him]] / Apple: Dude, that 100th comic kinda' sucked. / [[Kiwi turns round]] / Kiwi: We had a 100th comic? / [[Kiwi turns back to front]] / Kiwi: Nobody tells me anything. http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/101.html
Apple and Kiwi - Are You There God?	[[Apple just standing there]] / Apple: Are you there god? I need some help. / [[Apple still just standing there]] / Apple: I have a driving test coming up and I'm way nervous. / [[Apple gets zapped by a big lightning ZAP]] / God: Now you're a catalyst for the end of days. / God: I bet that driving... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/102.html

Apple and Kiwi - The Rip	[[The "Crash" in big words]] / [[Kiwi looking over a broken vase]] / Kiwi: Oops / Orange: What the crap dude! / [[Orange with hands up in air yelling at Kiwi]] / Orange: Everything you touch gets either broken, ripped, or just a lesser form of what it once was! / Kiwi: ... Not true. http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/103.html
Apple and Kiwi - Negative Kiwi	Kiwi: Hey Apple, have you seen negative Kiwi around? / Apple: Negative Kiwi? / Kiwi: Yeah, he looks like me... only he'e negative. You blew off his head back in comic #69 / [[Negative Kiwi]] / Apple: Shouldn't he be dead? / Apple: And if he's negative you why did he look like normal you at first? / Kiwi:... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/104.html
Apple and Kiwi - Creepy Guy Outside	<> / Joan: Hello? / Kiwi: Joan, it's Kiwi! I need help! / Kiwi: There's this guy just standing outside...waiting. / Kiwi: Watching me. / Kiwi: I think he's going to kill me...you should come over. / Joan: So you can bump me out of the series for good next time? / Kiwi: If you... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/105.html
Apple and Kiwi - Balls Joke	Orange: Kiwi, chocolate covered frozen banana comin' your way! / [[Orange holds the delectable treat above his head.]] / Kiwi: Ow! Dude, what the hell. / [[Orange stands in the position of one who has thrown a chocolate covered frozen banana.]] / Kiwi: You tagged me in the bean bags! / [[Kiwi displays... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/106.html
Apple and Kiwi - Balls Joke	Orange: Kiwi, chocolate covered frozen banana comin' your way! / [[Orange holds the delectable treat above his head.]] / Kiwi: Ow! Dude, what the hell. / [[Orange stands in the position of one who has thrown a chocolate covered frozen banana.]] / Kiwi: You tagged me in the bean bags! / [[Kiwi displays... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/106.html
Perspicacity! \| Apple and Kiwi - Apple Jacked	Joan: What the hell happened here! / Kiwi: Joan! They took Apple! / [Lead pipe] / Joan: WHO DID?!? / Kiwi: The monsters, Joan...from the negative world. / Joan: Well them, let's go get him back. / Kiwi: Come on!!! / [[In case you've failed to notice...]] / [[...shit just got real.]] http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/107.html

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Apple and Kiwi - Negative World	<> / Kiwi: So this is negative world? Hey, keep up. / Joan: Where do you think they're keeping Apple? / Kiwi: I dunno... / Kiwi: Maybe in a high tower, or a 2 fort or something... / Joan: ...What? / Kiwi: If you don't get the joke, forget about it and move on Joan. http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/109.html
Apple and Kiwi - Lazy	Andrew: Kiwi, you've got to be the laziest guy! It's like all you ever do is lie on the couch and facebook! / Kiwi: No... I do stuff. / Kiwi: ... I go out sometimes. / Andrew: Whatever. I'm gonna go eat some snow. / Orange: What? Why? / Andrew: I'm thirsty and I don't wanna go all the way downstairs... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/110.html
Apple and Kiwi - Shock Zebra	Kiwi: Alright, so if we're gonna find Apple, first we'll need to... / <> / Kiwi: AAAAAAAAAA / Kiwi: ugh. / <> / Shock Zebra: Get these sucka'z outta' hea, baby. / Guard: Right-o boss. / [[Later...]] / Kiwi: At least we found Apple. http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/111.html
Apple and Kiwi - So Many Pokemon	Kiwi: Yo Dawg! There are like... / Kiwi: SO MANY Pokemon! / [[SO MANY Pokemon]] / Kiwi: More than I can count. / [[Mind is blown!]] / [[claw]] http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/112.html

Apple and Kiwi - Plan Executed	Kiwi: How long have we been in jail? / Apple: About a week I think. / Kiwi: Cool. / Kiwi: I think it's about time we busted outta' here. / Small Guard: Wow. I'd have really liked to see that, but you three are scheduled to be executed in like...8 minutes. / Apple: ...That makes things a lot worse. / Small... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/113.html
Apple and Kiwi - Diversion	Executioner: You are to be systematically executed. / Executioner: Via fatal gun shot wound... / Executioner: In ze head. / Executioner: Any last word? / <> / Joan: Oh my god! My water just broke! / Kiwi: ...What? Is that your idea of stalling? / Kiwi: It doesn't even make sense! You're not... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/114.html
Perspicacity! \| Apple and Kiwi - Lemon	[[Prison guards]] / [[More guards]] / Executioner: What waz zat?! / Executioner: HURK / <> / Lemon: Looks like you could use a hero. / Kiwi: Yeah Lemon, we're kinda' fuckin' surrounded. / Lemon: Yes.. we certainly are. http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/115.html
Apple and Kiwi - :O	Kiwi: Let's do it up! / [[...Sorry this fight scene couldn't be more intense...]] / Kiwi: Wow...we really just killed all those dudes. / <> / [[........]] / Voice: Hit him again Athena. / Athena: Roger. / Apple: Kiwi! NOOOOO! / <> http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/116.html
Apple and Kiwi - Heaven	<> / Kiwi: So this is Heaven? / Pizza: Hey Kiwi! / Kiwi: Huh? / Kiwi: OH WOW! http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/117.html

Apple and Kiwi - On the Run	Lemon: APPLE! / Lemon: Apple come on! We gotta get outta' here! / Joan: Dammit! We don't have time for this! / Apple: Put me down! What about Kiwi? / Lemon: Shut up! We'll deal with that later! / Athena: Should I take 'em out? / Shock Zebra: No need little snipah girl. / Shock Zebra: I'll take these... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/118.html
Apple and Kiwi - Bullet Catcher	Jesus: Kiwi? / Kiwi: Oh, hey lord Jesus Christ my savior. / Jesus: Enough with the formalities. / Jesus: What are you doing here? / Kiwi: I'm dead. / Jesus: No you're not. / Jesus: If you were dead you'd be in hell. / Kiwi: ...What? / Tall Guy: I'm so tall I'm in the clouds! / <> / <> / <> / Kiwi:... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/119.html
Apple and Kiwi - Beatdown	<> / Apple: WOAH / Lemon: ungh Dammit / Lemon: oof / <> / Shock Zebra: Rest easy baby doll... / <> http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/120.html
Perspicacity! \| Apple and Kiwi - Zebra Vs Kiwi	Shock Zebra: You's aint never stood a chance. / Shock Zebra: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP / Kiwi: Get away from my friends. / Shock Zebra: Huh? / Kiwi: You static FUCK!!! / <> / <> / Kiwi: I'LL KILL YOU! / Kiwi: YOU / Kiwi: PIECE / <> / Kiwi: OF / Kiwi: SHIT! / <> / <> / Kiwi:... http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/121.html
Apple and Kiwi - Ticket to Ride	Kiwi: ungh... dammit. / Kiwi: gotta ...keep moving... / [[bystander]] / <> / [[knit hat]] / Girl: Oh my goodness! / Shock Zebra: You still walkin' huh? / Shock Zebra: You've got no place to run, boy / <> / [[edge]] / Shock Zebra: Hear that train? / <http://perspicacity1.com/Comics/Kiwi/Archive/122.html

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