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Grayling - Sunday, September 11, 2005 - Page 489 Fern: Fssst! / Fola: Always as dramatic as possible. / Fola: Let's get this over with. / foomp / Fern: Hrrrkkk / Fern: GGGGRRRGGLL.. / Fola: That's right. Go to sleep. You can't expect to do anything without oxygen, now, can you?
Grayling - Saturday, September 17, 2005 - Page 490 Fola: You didn't fight it too much. That's good. Moranerial. / Viv: It's quiet--did he get him? / Funa: The smoke's just dispersing-- / Viv: Gotta wait for Fola to give the word. / Fola: ALL CLEAR! / Oof...I...won't be able to do..that again..for awhile... / Fola: Hey... / HEY! Why aren't you breathing?!...
Grayling - Sunday, September 18, 2005 - Page 491 Later at the melcey burrow... / Viv: Here, Fern. / Fern: Gin? / Viv: Water. / Fern: All I want is a bath and a drink. / Viv: You're emaciated, dehydrated, and you want to get sloshed. Perfect. / Fern: What I really need are Baz and my glasses. / Viv: I wonder where the minions are..they could help a lot. / Funa:...
Grayling - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 - Page 492 The next day... / Fern: ZzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ / The day after that... / Fern: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ / Smoke: Fern. Wake up. / Fern: Whzz...Sh'up, skank. Fucking crazies... / Smoke: Fern, I'm not a hallucination. Wake up. / Fern: Ss...s...Smoke? That really you? / Smoke: You've been asleep for...
Grayling - Friday, September 23, 2005 - Page 493 Mid: Is that Fern's voice I hear? He must be awake. / Delye: He better be up for a jaunt across the frosty waste tomorrow so we can get the boyfriend. / Mid: Oh, quiet...I'm worried about everyone. / Morse: So um, what did you guys do with Smoke in Asize for 6 months? / Delye: ROAD TRIP! / Morse: Really?...
 
Grayling - Saturday, October 1, 2005 - Page 494 & 495 [Page 494] / Viv: I promised Smoke I'd make sure they weren't disturbed, they spent the summer, Fern recovered, and in the fall they went home! Oh. Sleep well, Fola? / Fola: No. / Morse: That's it? Surely there's more! / Viv: Well I told you the reality of it--I promised Smoke privacy, he trusted my...
Grayling - Saturday, October 8, 2005 - Page 496 Fern: Ugh, god.. Tell your melcey friends to dig bigger burrows, Smoke. / Mid, Viv, Morse: HI FERN! / Fern: Delye, what the fuck is going on? / Delye: Oh, they were talking about you. / Fern: Oh, okay. / Funa: FERN! You're up! Excellent timing! Our camping supplies just came in. Each of us gets a canteen,...
Grayling - Friday, October 14, 2005 - page 497 the next morning / Funa: Oh my. You two got packed early! / Funa: But please put these on, Abelarde. Fola's uncomfortable. / Fola: Huh? No! I don't care! / Funa: Sure you don't, Fola. / Fola: But I DON'T! / Fern: We'll have to break at least one night before we reach the woods... / Viv: Smell that fresh...
Grayling - Sunday, October 16, 2005 - Page 498 Much walking commenced / Fern: Smoke? / Fern: Hey! / Fern: Smoke, STOP that! / Fern: You're falling behind. / Fola: I'll probably fly after we stop for lunch. / Fola: Where did you get that hat? / Fern: Look in your left pocket. Everyone got one. It's gonna rain soon, so whenever you feel up to looking...
Grayling - Saturday, October 22, 2005 - page 499 Fern: Under normal circumstances, this wouldn't be any of my business. But I have to think of the party's safety now. / Fern: It's come to Smoke's attention that you have a touch of memory corruption. / Fern: A problem not unlike mine, in fact. When did it start? After you got back from the lions? / Fola:...
 
Grayling - Tuesday, November 1, 2005 - Page 500 Fola: AAAAUGGGGGHHHHHH!!! / Funa: Good god! Is that Fola again?! / Viv: Yes. It's all right, go back to sleep. / Others: Wuh? / Others: What was that? / Viv: Fola, wake up. / Fola: Hhnn...Wha? What's going on? / Viv: You were screaming in your sleep again. / Mid: Can we go back to sleep? / Viv: Yeah yeah,...
Grayling - Friday, November 4, 2005 - page 501 & 502 [Page 501 has no narration and no dialogue. Fern walks from the melcey colony to the forest with Smoke to find Rae.] / [Page 502 is as follows] / Fern: We should be close now. I recognize that curve in the stream... / Fern: We just need to go-- / {Thump} / {Whump} / Fern: OW! Damnit. / Smoke: Fern,...
Grayling - Saturday, November 5, 2005 - Page 503 Fern: So you remember me? I brought food. Here, take my coat-- / Rae: Trap. Drugged. / Fern: Oh, BRILLIANT. / Fern: Don't move, this will come off in a jiffy. Is it poison? / Rae: No...just..makes...sleep. Gotta sleep it off. / Fern: How the fuck could this happen? Who would manufacture traps, much less...
Grayling - Friday, November 11, 2005 - Page 504 Fern: I'm back. Did he eat anything? / Smoke: Once he tasted the bread he tried to cram the entire loaf in his mouth. / Fern: So you broke it up for him? Why? / Fern: Vomit would have been the perfect way to close the evening. / Fern: I found his burrow. It's not too far. / Rae: You guys are are nice. I...
Grayling - Sunday, November 13, 2005 - Page 505 The next morning. / Rae: Hey. / Smoke: Good morning. / Rae: Should I wake him? / Smoke: Letting him wake naturally is best, lacking coffee. / Rae: Right. / Rae: Did he find his name? / Smoke: Yes, it's Fern. / Rae: Hmm. That fits. / Rae: Why'd he come back? A face like that belongs in town. / Smoke: You'll...
 
Grayling - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Page 506 Fern: Fine. / Fern: Not much reason to come with me if you're not curious to know why you've been alive 100 years. / Rae: Well, sure I am. But I also haven't left this forest for a hundred years. / Fern: Look...Come with me, you'll have a good meal and some medical attention. If you don't like what you...
Grayling - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - Page 507 Viv: I thought you'd work things out after you got back from the lions, but you're worse than ever. / Viv: You pack away every horrible thing he does to you in your cheeks like a masochistic hamster, so even when you haven't seen him for a CENTURY, you've still got something to chew on. / Viv: What are...
Grayling - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 - Page 508 Rae: Look! Fags! Does that mean we're close? / Fern: Let me think. Do I need to look? No, I don't. Yes, we're close. / Fern: Smoke, run ahead and tell everyone about that uh...thing..I told you about. Send Mid out first, he'll know what to do. / Fern: I don't trust the Lems with this at all. Keep 'em...
Grayling - Thursday, November 24, 2005 - Page 509 Mid: Did you enjoy your meal? / Rae: Mmm. Amino acids. / Mid: The dragons ripped your ear, did they knock those teeth out, too? / Rae: Yeah...Aren't you a little young for a doctor? / Mid: Heh. I don't think you need to worry about that. Did the dragons cut your hair? / Rae: Uh..No. That was me. Keeps...
Grayling - Sunday, November 27, 2005 - Page 510 Mid: I know you have Big Important Things to talk about, Rae, but please keep it short. / Mid: It's late, it's cold, and you men are tired and sick. / Rae: Yyyyeah, uh yeah, sure. / Fern: Nice ear. You get fast action. / Fern: But then, Mid's first aid crestils are uncomfortable strong. Wouldn't you agree? / Rae:...
 
Grayling - Saturday, December 3, 2005 - Page 511 Mid: Are you almost done with your bath, Rae? / Rae: Yeah. Drying off. Why? / Mid: I need your help for a few minutes. / Mid: Fola needs treatment for white noise. Could you contribute some blood? / Rae: Now Mid. Why d'you want to hurt me that way? You know semen works just as well. / Mid: You're back...
Grayling - Monday, December 5, 2005 - Page 512 Rae: NO!!! I-- / Mid: Ssshhh! Lower your voice! You'll wake someone. Why not? / Rae: I can't talk to Fern about anything SERIOUS. He sits there and GLARES at you like wants your head to fall off. / Mid: Rae, Fern glares at everything. He glares at nillits. / Rae: How about Smoke? He's always there, staring...
Grayling - Thursday, December 8, 2005 - Page 513 The next morning / Viv: ...and the funny thing is, even after all these years, they STILL have no sense of personal space! / Fern: I know Cal doesn't. For something as little as finding the remote, he'll GRAB my arm and physically DRAG me away. / Viv: Funa was just saying Lem does it, too. We should give...
Grayling - Friday, December 9, 2005 - Page 514 Rae: Think we're far enough away? / Fern: It doesn't matter, you know. Everyone knows everything eventually. / Rae: I'm trying to do the gentlemanly thing here-- / Fern: OH, a GENTLEMAN! Be still, my heart! No one's ever tried to be a gentleman for me before! / What does "gentleman" mean in this context? / Fern:...
Grayling - Saturday, December 10, 2005 - Page 515 Rae: I also don't need to tell you how physically shy he was. Make no mistake-- he wanted to be with you, more than anything. You never pressured or forced him into anything. / Rae: He wanted you, you wanted him, and in the beginning, he saw nothing wrong in putting his best foot forward. / Rae: Which...
 
Grayling - Sunday, December 11, 2005 - Page 516 Rae: Uh. You're not going to cry or puke or something, are you? You went white really sudden. / Fern: Why are you telling me this? / Rae: Because it's the reason he went loopy. I don't know where he learned it -- from you, from all those books he read -- but Cal realized it was wrong. He felt guilty...
Grayling - Monday, December 12, 2005 - Page 517 Fern: So you're telling me that the few instances I thought we were actually happy were fake. / Rae: Not fake. Just... with me. / Fern: It makes too much sense. / Rae: He knew I'd hurt you no matter what, so he started driving you away, letting me mock you and so forth. We didn't expect you to stay in...
Grayling - Tuesday, December 13, 2005 - Page 518 & 519 [[page 518]] / Fern: Vivisected, bludgeoned with a gardening tool, shaved, cursed and locked in a trunk. / And you're apologizing for giving me a good time in bed. Figures. / Rae: :B / Fern: He brained me with a shovel, Rae. You had no knowledge of this? / Rae: Wh...when did this happen? / Fern: I don't...
Grayling - Saturday, December 17, 2005 - Page 520 Rae: My motive is entirely selfish, I assure you. Cal is the world's leading guilt manufacturer. I was crammed into his skull for five millennia vying for space with this huge, throbbing mass of emotional baggage. / Now that I'm out, I'm not going to spend one more second feeling obligated, guilty or...
Grayling - Sunday, December 18, 2005 - Page 521 Rae: It would work just FINE if you weren't such a picky bitch! / GOD, why does he even like you?! You act though I'd WANT to make this up. I was in his head, what more evidence do you want?! / Fern: You didn't know he smashed my skull to smithereens. Obviously he could be hiding other things from you. / Rae:...
 

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