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| Grayling - Sunday, September 11, 2005 - Page 489 | Fern: Fssst! / Fola: Always as dramatic as possible.
/ Fola: Let's get this over with. / foomp
/ Fern: Hrrrkkk / Fern: GGGGRRRGGLL..
/ Fola: That's right. Go to sleep. You can't expect to do anything without oxygen, now, can you? http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20050911 |
| Grayling - Saturday, September 17, 2005 - Page 490 | Fola: You didn't fight it too much. That's good. Moranerial. / Viv: It's quiet--did he get him?
/ Funa: The smoke's just dispersing--
/ Viv: Gotta wait for Fola to give the word. / Fola: ALL CLEAR!
/ Oof...I...won't be able to do..that again..for awhile... / Fola: Hey...
/ HEY! Why aren't you breathing?!... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20050917 |
| Grayling - Sunday, September 18, 2005 - Page 491 | Later at the melcey burrow...
/ Viv: Here, Fern.
/ Fern: Gin?
/ Viv: Water.
/ Fern: All I want is a bath and a drink.
/ Viv: You're emaciated, dehydrated, and you want to get sloshed. Perfect. / Fern: What I really need are Baz and my glasses.
/ Viv: I wonder where the minions are..they could help a lot.
/ Funa:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20050918 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, September 21, 2005 - Page 492 | The next day... / Fern: ZzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ / The day after that... / Fern: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ / Smoke: Fern. Wake up.
/ Fern: Whzz...Sh'up, skank. Fucking crazies...
/ Smoke: Fern, I'm not a hallucination. Wake up. / Fern: Ss...s...Smoke? That really you?
/ Smoke: You've been asleep for... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20050921 |
| Grayling - Friday, September 23, 2005 - Page 493 | Mid: Is that Fern's voice I hear? He must be awake.
/ Delye: He better be up for a jaunt across the frosty waste tomorrow so we can get the boyfriend.
/ Mid: Oh, quiet...I'm worried about everyone. / Morse: So um, what did you guys do with Smoke in Asize for 6 months?
/ Delye: ROAD TRIP!
/ Morse: Really?... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20050923 |
| Grayling - Saturday, October 1, 2005 - Page 494 & 495 | [Page 494] / Viv: I promised Smoke I'd make sure they weren't disturbed, they spent the summer, Fern recovered, and in the fall they went home! Oh. Sleep well, Fola?
/ Fola: No. / Morse: That's it? Surely there's more!
/ Viv: Well I told you the reality of it--I promised Smoke privacy, he trusted my... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051001 |
| Grayling - Saturday, October 8, 2005 - Page 496 | Fern: Ugh, god.. Tell your melcey friends to dig bigger burrows, Smoke. / Mid, Viv, Morse: HI FERN! / Fern: Delye, what the fuck is going on?
/ Delye: Oh, they were talking about you.
/ Fern: Oh, okay. / Funa: FERN! You're up! Excellent timing! Our camping supplies just came in. Each of us gets a canteen,... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051008 |
| Grayling - Friday, October 14, 2005 - page 497 | the next morning / Funa: Oh my. You two got packed early! / Funa: But please put these on, Abelarde. Fola's uncomfortable.
/ Fola: Huh? No! I don't care! / Funa: Sure you don't, Fola.
/ Fola: But I DON'T!
/ Fern: We'll have to break at least one night before we reach the woods... / Viv: Smell that fresh... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051014 |
| Grayling - Sunday, October 16, 2005 - Page 498 | Much walking commenced / Fern: Smoke? / Fern: Hey!
/ Fern: Smoke, STOP that! / Fern: You're falling behind.
/ Fola: I'll probably fly after we stop for lunch.
/ Fola: Where did you get that hat? / Fern: Look in your left pocket. Everyone got one. It's gonna rain soon, so whenever you feel up to looking... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051016 |
| Grayling - Saturday, October 22, 2005 - page 499 | Fern: Under normal circumstances, this wouldn't be any of my business. But I have to think of the party's safety now.
/ Fern: It's come to Smoke's attention that you have a touch of memory corruption.
/ Fern: A problem not unlike mine, in fact. When did it start? After you got back from the lions? / Fola:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051022 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, November 1, 2005 - Page 500 | Fola: AAAAUGGGGGHHHHHH!!! / Funa: Good god! Is that Fola again?!
/ Viv: Yes. It's all right, go back to sleep.
/ Others: Wuh?
/ Others: What was that? / Viv: Fola, wake up.
/ Fola: Hhnn...Wha? What's going on?
/ Viv: You were screaming in your sleep again. / Mid: Can we go back to sleep?
/ Viv: Yeah yeah,... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051101 |
| Grayling - Friday, November 4, 2005 - page 501 & 502 | [Page 501 has no narration and no dialogue. Fern walks from the melcey colony to the forest with Smoke to find Rae.] / [Page 502 is as follows] / Fern: We should be close now. I recognize that curve in the stream... / Fern: We just need to go--
/ {Thump} / {Whump}
/ Fern: OW! Damnit.
/ Smoke: Fern,... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051104 |
| Grayling - Saturday, November 5, 2005 - Page 503 | Fern: So you remember me? I brought food. Here, take my coat--
/ Rae: Trap. Drugged.
/ Fern: Oh, BRILLIANT. / Fern: Don't move, this will come off in a jiffy. Is it poison?
/ Rae: No...just..makes...sleep. Gotta sleep it off.
/ Fern: How the fuck could this happen? Who would manufacture traps, much less... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051105 |
| Grayling - Friday, November 11, 2005 - Page 504 | Fern: I'm back. Did he eat anything?
/ Smoke: Once he tasted the bread he tried to cram the entire loaf in his mouth. / Fern: So you broke it up for him? Why?
/ Fern: Vomit would have been the perfect way to close the evening.
/ Fern: I found his burrow. It's not too far.
/ Rae: You guys are are nice. I... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051111 |
| Grayling - Sunday, November 13, 2005 - Page 505 | The next morning. / Rae: Hey.
/ Smoke: Good morning.
/ Rae: Should I wake him?
/ Smoke: Letting him wake naturally is best, lacking coffee.
/ Rae: Right. / Rae: Did he find his name?
/ Smoke: Yes, it's Fern.
/ Rae: Hmm. That fits.
/ Rae: Why'd he come back? A face like that belongs in town.
/ Smoke: You'll... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051113 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - Page 506 | Fern: Fine.
/ Fern: Not much reason to come with me if you're not curious to know why you've been alive 100 years. / Rae: Well, sure I am. But I also haven't left this forest for a hundred years.
/ Fern: Look...Come with me, you'll have a good meal and some medical attention. If you don't like what you... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051115 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - Page 507 | Viv: I thought you'd work things out after you got back from the lions, but you're worse than ever.
/ Viv: You pack away every horrible thing he does to you in your cheeks like a masochistic hamster, so even when you haven't seen him for a CENTURY, you've still got something to chew on. / Viv: What are... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051122 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, November 23, 2005 - Page 508 | Rae: Look! Fags! Does that mean we're close? / Fern: Let me think. Do I need to look? No, I don't. Yes, we're close. / Fern: Smoke, run ahead and tell everyone about that uh...thing..I told you about. Send Mid out first, he'll know what to do.
/ Fern: I don't trust the Lems with this at all. Keep 'em... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051123 |
| Grayling - Thursday, November 24, 2005 - Page 509 | Mid: Did you enjoy your meal?
/ Rae: Mmm. Amino acids.
/ Mid: The dragons ripped your ear, did they knock those teeth out, too?
/ Rae: Yeah...Aren't you a little young for a doctor? / Mid: Heh. I don't think you need to worry about that. Did the dragons cut your hair? / Rae: Uh..No. That was me. Keeps... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051124 |
| Grayling - Sunday, November 27, 2005 - Page 510 | Mid: I know you have Big Important Things to talk about, Rae, but please keep it short.
/ Mid: It's late, it's cold, and you men are tired and sick.
/ Rae: Yyyyeah, uh yeah, sure. / Fern: Nice ear. You get fast action.
/ Fern: But then, Mid's first aid crestils are uncomfortable strong. Wouldn't you agree? / Rae:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051127 |
| Grayling - Saturday, December 3, 2005 - Page 511 | Mid: Are you almost done with your bath, Rae?
/ Rae: Yeah. Drying off. Why?
/ Mid: I need your help for a few minutes. / Mid: Fola needs treatment for white noise. Could you contribute some blood? / Rae: Now Mid. Why d'you want to hurt me that way? You know semen works just as well.
/ Mid: You're back... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051203 |
| Grayling - Monday, December 5, 2005 - Page 512 | Rae: NO!!! I--
/ Mid: Ssshhh! Lower your voice! You'll wake someone. Why not? / Rae: I can't talk to Fern about anything SERIOUS. He sits there and GLARES at you like wants your head to fall off. / Mid: Rae, Fern glares at everything. He glares at nillits.
/ Rae: How about Smoke? He's always there, staring... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051205 |
| Grayling - Thursday, December 8, 2005 - Page 513 | The next morning / Viv: ...and the funny thing is, even after all these years, they STILL have no sense of personal space!
/ Fern: I know Cal doesn't. For something as little as finding the remote, he'll GRAB my arm and physically DRAG me away.
/ Viv: Funa was just saying Lem does it, too. We should give... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051208 |
| Grayling - Friday, December 9, 2005 - Page 514 | Rae: Think we're far enough away?
/ Fern: It doesn't matter, you know. Everyone knows everything eventually. / Rae: I'm trying to do the gentlemanly thing here--
/ Fern: OH, a GENTLEMAN! Be still, my heart! No one's ever tried to be a gentleman for me before!
/ What does "gentleman" mean in this context? / Fern:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051209 |
| Grayling - Saturday, December 10, 2005 - Page 515 | Rae: I also don't need to tell you how physically shy he was. Make no mistake-- he wanted to be with you, more than anything. You never pressured or forced him into anything.
/ Rae: He wanted you, you wanted him, and in the beginning, he saw nothing wrong in putting his best foot forward.
/ Rae: Which... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051210 |
| Grayling - Sunday, December 11, 2005 - Page 516 | Rae: Uh. You're not going to cry or puke or something, are you? You went white really sudden. / Fern: Why are you telling me this?
/ Rae: Because it's the reason he went loopy. I don't know where he learned it -- from you, from all those books he read -- but Cal realized it was wrong. He felt guilty... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051211 |
| Grayling - Monday, December 12, 2005 - Page 517 | Fern: So you're telling me that the few instances I thought we were actually happy were fake. / Rae: Not fake. Just... with me. / Fern: It makes too much sense. / Rae: He knew I'd hurt you no matter what, so he started driving you away, letting me mock you and so forth. We didn't expect you to stay in... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051212 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, December 13, 2005 - Page 518 & 519 | [[page 518]] / Fern: Vivisected, bludgeoned with a gardening tool, shaved, cursed and locked in a trunk.
/ And you're apologizing for giving me a good time in bed. Figures.
/ Rae: :B / Fern: He brained me with a shovel, Rae. You had no knowledge of this?
/ Rae: Wh...when did this happen? / Fern: I don't... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051213 |
| Grayling - Saturday, December 17, 2005 - Page 520 | Rae: My motive is entirely selfish, I assure you. Cal is the world's leading guilt manufacturer. I was crammed into his skull for five millennia vying for space with this huge, throbbing mass of emotional baggage.
/ Now that I'm out, I'm not going to spend one more second feeling obligated, guilty or... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051217 |
| Grayling - Sunday, December 18, 2005 - Page 521 | Rae: It would work just FINE if you weren't such a picky bitch!
/ GOD, why does he even like you?! You act though I'd WANT to make this up. I was in his head, what more evidence do you want?! / Fern: You didn't know he smashed my skull to smithereens. Obviously he could be hiding other things from you.
/ Rae:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20051218 |
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