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Grayling - Sunday, October 27, 2002 Fern: If it wasn't so cold, I could smell the rot... I wandered around for a long time... And found some old clothes, lying on the floor of a big downstairs room. / No furniture anywhere... Just piles of bodies. / It's a beautiful old house...but derilect. / These clothes have creases as sharp as a...
Grayling - Monday, October 28, 2002 *Fern looks at stairs littered with dead things* / *Close up of Fern's face* / *An empty room with a boarded window, everything looks desolate*
Grayling - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 Fern: Hey!! / What's the big idea, kidnapping me like this? I haven't got anything you'd want. We don't have any money. C'mon! Speak up! / Look, mister, we're not gonna get anyplace if you're just gonna sit there. I asked you a QUESTION. / What the HELL is going on here? One second I'm walking home and...
Grayling - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 Fern: Heh! You kidding me, pal? I have a wife and four kids. / Fern: There's ... C... No, that's not right... / ....that's weird... / Why... can't I remember their names? / Cal: You'll forget them entirely soon. / Fern: Clara? No.. that's not right either... damnit.. why can't I... / Fern: I... I...
Grayling - Friday, November 1, 2002 Fern: *thought* Whoa. This guy looks like he hasn't eaten a square meal in about 10 years. / Cal: Here... I'll help you remember. / Fern: Uh, no thanks. / I may do a lot of Crazy things, but I don't let psychoboys touch me, okay? / Cal: *Unintelligible* / Cal: *GRAB* / Fern: Ah! / Cal: WHEN I TELL...
 
Grayling - Saturday, November 2, 2002 I'm going backwards / Don't blink / It was a hot day I was going to the market to get some milk I said goodbye to her and my son at the door and it was so very hot I was burning the Sun was high in the sky / / She spoke to me / the sun spoke to me / I thought I was going crazy / She said "You have been chosen" / Why...
Grayling - Sunday, November 3, 2002 I left the hill I headed towards home / My house was burning / My wife stood outside with the children / I don't remember what they looked like / This is your fault / stay away / my wife, my wife / The Sun spoke to you / Cursed / Monster / Stay away you freak
Grayling - Monday, November 4, 2002 Calm down I said It's me / It's me We can build another house It'll be okay / I touched her / They all burst into flame / They were all dead within seconds
Grayling - Tuesday, November 5, 2002 Cal: The Sun cursed you because you refused to cooperate. Though I doubt she would have done something much kinder if you had acquiesced. She has a fondness for playing with her toys. / Cal: After that, you proceeded to go rather mad. You lost control of your powers and burned the entire countryside around...
Grayling - Wednesday, November 6, 2002 Fern: Oh god...oh god / Please help me / Please get me out of here
 
Grayling - Thursday, November 7, 2002 Cal: Kitty? / Kitty, are you in here? / Cal: There you are, kitty... / Cal: You haven't been fighting with the others, have you? / That's good...That's a good kitty... / Cal: You're my friend, aren't you, kitty?
Grayling - Friday, November 8, 2002 Fern: Sorry to interrupt. But I need to ask you a question. / Cal: ....all...all right? / Fern: I've gathered that you're elemental of death. / We still tell a lot of old stories about you and Life. / So you're Death..it's just my luck, isn't it? Death.. / Fern: I want you to answer me this straight....
Grayling - Saturday, November 9, 2002 Fern: That's...that's good. Really good. / Thank you. / Fern: So um.. You...kill all these animals yourself as a mode of relaxation, or what? / Cal: I find them..while walking. / Fern: Uhhh. Wouldn't it be a lot more pleasant to keep living ones? They wouldn't smell so bad..and they'd last longer. And...
Grayling - Sunday, November 10, 2002 Fern: What happens to me now? / Cal: Well..you're the first of your kind..but I've done some research into what you are... / Fern: Do I have to be "aligned"? Doesn't sound like fun to me. / Cal: If you're not aligned...we can't control you. / We were created to be a servant of the first born elementals.....
Grayling - Monday, November 11, 2002 Fern: {Writing} / A couple of very uncomfy days later, Cal was at last called to a meeting of the elementals to determine my fate. In my naivety, I suggested we get some of the shopping I had proposed before done while we were in the city. I couldn't stand seeing someone live that way. / A did a lot...
 
Grayling - Tuesday, November 12, 2002 Fern: {Writing} / Ah, Tower, that primordial city, the utopia, land of milk, honey and poison. Nature produces everything you can imagine, the good and the bad. / I've given up on keeping them separate. / Take the biggest city you can think of and make it into a big, phallic vertical thing. That's Tower. / But...
Grayling - Wednesday, November 13, 2002 Fern: {thinking} I've never had so many people stare at me...& it wasn't in a nice way / Punks: Looks like Death has made a friend. / HEY! Don't you know you're not welcome here?! / Punks: Go back to where you came from CREEP / *spit* / Fern: That asshole SPAT on you! / Cal: Just keep walking. They're...
Grayling - Thursday, November 14, 2002 Fern: What's the matter? / Cal: This is the market... they yell at me if I come in here. / Fern: Well, I'm sorry, Cal, but I need clothes... / Fern: I appreciate you finding me this coat, but I need other things. / You know, the basics. Exotic underpants, 10 gallon cowboy hats, and so forth. I'll only...
Grayling - Friday, November 15, 2002 Cal: That.. that was amazing.. but d'you think you were a little too harsh on her? / Fern: Pfft. What goes around comes around. Maybe she'll be civil to people now that someone actually stood up to her. / Elevator: *whiiiiirrirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* / Fern: Nice elevator. I get the feeling the theme here...
Grayling - Saturday, November 16, 2002 Lem: Give me a hug! / Cal: L-lem -- I thought -- you know -- you still hated -- / Lem: Yes, it's good to see you Cal! And YOU! YOU must be our new fire elemental! I'm Lemanerial, elemental of life. It's most excellent to meet you at last. / Fern: Hi. / Lem: Please, walk with me a little! / Fern: Knowing...
 
Grayling - Sunday, November 17, 2002 Lem: The city is settling down for the night... Isn't it beautiful in the sunset? / Lem; It's not so much my doing. The people created this city... The millions of people who wanted to build a place where they were sure to live forever in happiness, protected, safe, surrounded by beauty. / Lem; I'll do...
Grayling - Monday, November 18, 2002 Fern: I'm surprised the people in the city aren't as tolerant of Cal as you are, you being their leader and all. / Fern: He wasn't treated very well today. / Lem: Hm, well, that reflects some of our.. disagreements in the past. / Lem: All families have an occasional quarrel.. But that's over now. I need...
Grayling - Tuesday, November 19, 2002 Cal: Lem... May I speak to you? / Lem: Go on, Fern... I'll be along in a moment. / Fern: I probably shouldn't have left them alone... What can I say. I didn't know. / Flower: Hello. / Fern: I got to meet May for the first time, at any case. May's a bit of a hardass but I liked her immediately. She...
Grayling - Wednesday, November 20, 2002 Cal: I'm..I'm so glad you're not angry with me anymore, Lem.... / Cal: Maybe now we can spend some time together..like we used to? / Lem: Cal...Don't tell me you fell for that. / Cal: Fell.. for it..? You were pretending? / Lem: Of course I was! What makes you think I'd ever want to spend time with a...
Grayling - Thursday, November 21, 2002 Fern: *huff huff* / Fern: What happened there? / Fern: What'd you SAY to him?! / Lem: You should get inside. / Fern: Bullshit! I saw his expression, what did you tell him?! / Lem: To be quite frank, it's none of your business. / Lem: Especially now since it's been established you're going to be part of the...
 
Grayling - Friday, November 22, 2002 Fern: C'mon. Let's go get a drink.
Grayling - Saturday, November 23, 2002 Fern: Sorry I can't make you anything fancy. I'm just a meat and potatoes man, myself. But I can promise it'll be good. / Fern: Well now, this place is starting to shape up, eh? Got the electricity and heating going today... / Fern: We'll go get some furniture tomorrow so we don't have to sit on the...
Grayling - Sunday, November 24, 2002 Cal: Lem didn't press the issue today because I was upset, but eventually he's going to want to hold that meeting we were supposed to have had. That was why May was there... I'm glad you were able to meet her. / Fern: This meeting is about me, right? And all that aligning stuff? There's not much to...
Grayling - Monday, November 25, 2002 Around 2 am / Cal: *sigh* / Necco: ChIIIII!! CHI!!!! / Cal: Oh--a message? / Necco: CHIIIIII!! / Cal: It'd help if Lem'd at least train you messenger neccos not to be scared of me-- hey, give me that before you go!!
Grayling - Tuesday, November 26, 2002 Letter: "When are you taking him in? This must be done as soon as possible. -Lem" / Cal: {Writing} Tomorrow / Cal: Put out the light, and then put out the light.
 

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