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| Grayling | An epic, modernistic fantasy comic about the drama surrounding the personal lives of godlike elementals running a world they created. Contains adult themes such as violence, sexuality, cursing, etc. http://grayling.arborwin.com/ |
| Grayling - Friday, May 31, 2002 | Dear Reader, / Thank you for visiting Grayling. First, some notices. / - This comic contains gay. In fact, its alternative title is Gayling. / - This is a draft of the comic, meaning it is unrefined, containing bad art and eeny weeny text. The author is aware of these issues. / - This... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020531 |
| Grayling - Saturday, June 1, 2002 - Page 1 | I delayed it as much as I could... I knew he didn't want to be disturbed. But I simply cannot wait any longer. It's been long enough. We're not children. And there's been enough hide and seek. Leave that to the neccos... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020601 |
| Grayling - Sunday, June 2, 2002 | Smoke: Quite a lovely set up you have here, Fern.
/ Very appropiate. Inaccessible, but appropriate.
/ Isn't living in a gas station a little too much for you to resist? / Fern: Just because it's a gas station doesn't mean there's gas. And I don't recall inviting you. Ever. / Smoke: ... At least I know... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020602 |
| Grayling - Monday, June 3, 2002 | Fern: I'm positive you didn't come out here just to drink my beer, what's in the works? / Smoke: Well... You know there's always something. Mid's been gone almost twenty years. Been gone what, five, six? It's been quiet. Too quiet.
/ In a week, Mid is scheduled to come home from the hospital. / Fern:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020603 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, June 4, 2002 | Smoke: I don't feel comfortable putting him in a hospital alone, and I wouldn't be able to stay with him and keep up with work at the same time.
/ I don't like to think of him waking up alone in a strange hospital... especially one in another world. Lem wouldn't let him be admitted anywhere at tower.... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020604 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, June 5, 2002 | And so the intrepid explorers set out to search for a friendly city. (In other words, somewhere where nobody knows them) Facing such challenges as...
/ Traffic jams...
/ Fern's potent (not to mention illogical) road rage... / Fern: THAT ASSHOLE JUST CUT US OFF!
/ Smoke: Fern... He had the right of way...
/ Fern:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020605 |
| Grayling - Thursday, June 6, 2002 | in the subway...
/ Fern: What a lovely garbage dump this is. Why don't you wait here with him... I saw one of those phone things awhile back. Maybe I can call up a hospital or whatever. Not like we'll be able to find it in the middle of the fucking night... / Smoke: Your boundless enthusiasm gives me... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020606 |
| Grayling - Friday, June 7, 2002 | Fern: Whilst sitting there in a greasy, stinky phone booth, I got to thinking... Geez, I must be really exacerbating this situation with my irritating behavior. Smoke really doesn't deserve this, especially now when he has SO much to deal with.
/ Fern: I know it taxes your patience to deal with me constantly...... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020607 |
| Grayling - Saturday, June 8, 2002 | Fern: I cant *believe* you just fell asleep and let this happen! This city has millions of people! How the hell are we going to find him again!? / Smoke: Would you calm down? I was tired, he wandered away, it's that simple. We'll find him again.
/ Smoke: He's old enough to take care of himself. / If he... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020608 |
| Grayling - Sunday, June 9, 2002 | Meanwhile... / Morse: "Frozen Tears: Life Among the Suburban Snowmen" By Amber D. Heartlong. Oh that's *definitely* a must have - if I wanted to kill myself, that is. http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020609 |
| Grayling - Monday, June 10, 2002 | Morse: ...I've only been here a couple of minutes and it feels like someone is staring at me... / Morse: Oh my God! I've lost my bag! Where is it?! I just had it a second ago! / Morse: I must remain calm. I have everything in that bag. It must be somewhere. I'll find it. I will find it. I WILL. / Cal:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020610 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 | Morse: I lost my bag... / Cal: Oh, that's easy! Here it is.
/ Morse: My BAG!! Thank you Thank you THANK you! / Morse: Wait a second...does this mean you stole it?
/ Cal: I had to check it for shiny things. / Morse: Uh...normally people don't just take other peoples' things, you know....
/ Cal: Er..well,... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020611 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, June 12, 2002 | Fern: I can't wait to get home and away out of this mortal-infested cess pool. These people can't even stifle their own natural putrid reek and here they make machines to produce even more..Being around all these people gives me the heebie-jeebies. They live in these little cardboard houses and drive... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020612 |
| Grayling - Thursday, June 13, 2002 | Smoke: Settle down Fern.. I'm sure he's in a safe place...
/ Fern: Unless he fainted again.. What if he's in the gutter somewhere.. Or someone hurt him or kidnapped him or any MANNER of things...Sleep's not going to be too good tonight... / Morse: Mom, this is Cal, a random guy I met in the bookstore... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020613 |
| Grayling - Friday, June 14, 2002 | Cal: Your mom is very nice for letting me stay over like this.
/ Morse: She's a bit oblivious about things pertaining to me, which is sometimes useful. / Cal: Well, still, she's a very kind lady.
/ Morse: Uh huh. Here's the guest room, you can sleep here. / Morse: Good night!
/ Cal: Night! See you in... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020614 |
| Grayling - Saturday, June 15, 2002 | next morning... / Cal: "So this is your school?" Morse: "Yeah. It's nothing exciting, that's why I told you I didn't think you'd want to go."
/ Cal: "I get the feeling you don't like your school very much." Morse: "Does any kid? It's boring, smelly, and unfortunately, I'm not very skilled at making... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020615 |
| Grayling - Sunday, June 16, 2002 | Cal: "Heavens, what's so bad about him?" Morse: "Fletcher is a pathetic geek who thinks that because I don't completely ignore him like other girls, I'm his emotional toilet. He always comes to me with his stupid problems."
/ Cal: "Well, I can certainly see how that might be irritating.. But surely he's... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020616 |
| Grayling - Monday, June 17, 2002 | Fletcher: "This is great! Now we have enough players for my new RPG! Of course, you're both amateurs, but I suppose we could make a near-decent game of it with me in charge." Cal: "Well...."
/ Morse: "I told you once and I'll tell you again, I'm not playing your stupid games anymore, and Cal isn't either."... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020617 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 | Cal: "Oohhh..."
/ Morse: "What's up, Cal? That's the trophy case." Cal: "They're /shiny!/"
/ Fletcher: "Uh..Maybe he won't play after all. He seems to have rather low intelligence." Morse: "I don't know about that, but SOMEone is low on SOMEthing around here." http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020618 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 | Cal: "What do we do now?" Morse: "Nothing. This is just homeroom. You're supposed to sit still and be quiet. Like I can't do this at home." Cal: "...Amazing ...I can actually /feel/ my will to live being slowly leeched away..."
/ two hours later... Cal: "Your health teacher did not seem to appreciate... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020619 |
| Grayling - Thursday, June 20, 2002 | Fern: "Well, Cal's almost completely muddled his trace, but we've narrowed it down to an area of the city that's roughly six blocks square, give or take a few blocks."
/ Fern: "It's fairly obvious he doesn't want to be found. We can't just go door to door and ask if he's there. There's thousands of... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020620 |
| Grayling - Friday, June 21, 2002 | dragging Fern home.. a formidable task in itself Fern: "wheeeehehee... Shmoooke..." Smoke: "Mm." Fern: "D'you shee what I shee?" Smoke: "Mm?"
/ Curtis: "Well, well. Callaneriallians. I thought I smelled something funny a moment ago. What brings you two losers to this neck of the mortal woods?"
/ Smoke:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020621 |
| Grayling - Saturday, June 22, 2002 | Curtis: "Sheesh. I wouldn't mind being hammered myself at the moment. But duty calls and all. Is he gonna be all right?" Smoke: "He'll be fine in the morning. Technically, we're not supposed to drink while on a mission either. But he got so riled up over losing Cal, I thought I'd let him unwind... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020622 |
| Grayling - Sunday, June 23, 2002 | next morning...!
/ Fern: "Hey. Question, professor. Why the hell is this asshole still around?" Smoke: "It was decided while you were incapacitated that we would go with him today with the possibility of finding cal with his assistance." Fern: "I don't care what so-called 'information' he has, he... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020623 |
| Grayling - Monday, June 24, 2002 | Curtis: "This is the place, more or less. She should be living around here somewhere." Smoke: "Let's split up. Give a call if you find anything."
/ 15 minutes later...
/ Curtis: "Well, this is the place all right. It's crawlin' with Callaneriallian aura, or whatever you call it. Hey, where'd carrot... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020624 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 | Fern: "So. I hear you have..../mice/." Store clerk: "Indeed we do. Any kind in particular you're looking for?"
/ Fern: "Um... Delicious ones?" Store clerk: "Ah, you're looking to feed your snake, I assume. Here are some nice white mice, if you're interested. This brings back memories. I used to... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020625 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 | Morse: "Well, that went better than I expected, for my first visit to the school office. The principal seemed mad at first but all of a sudden he went pretty quiet.... I thought he'd at least give me a lecture or whatever...He just said, 'Go home.'" Cal: "Maybe he didn't understand the problem. What... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020626 |
| Grayling - Thursday, June 27, 2002 | Fern: "Cal!!! We've been looking ALL OVER for you! Phew, you look fine.. We were worried.. It's no joke losing someone in a major city.. and for some reason branch connections are weak here or something.. AND you're awake. I guess Smoke was wrong, huh? You feeling all right? If there's any problem,... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020627 |
| Grayling - Friday, June 28, 2002 | Cal: *whimper* Morse: "What are you DOING?! Get your hands off him!" Fern: "I didn't DO anything! And who the hell are you?!"
/ Morse: "Look, you have 2 seconds to get out of here before I call the police. It's disgusting people like you who make me hate living in the city." Fern: "Kid, it's people... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20020628 |
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