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Grayling - Tuesday, August 15, 2006 - Page 553 [[Fern and Cal in the rear part of Kezper]] / Cal: This is the rear shed. Where'd I leave that bucket... Please have a seat, Fern. / [[Cal and Fern sitting to talk with one another]] / Fern: Cal...Is this a primitive still? / Cal: Of course not. It's a well-improvised still. It's the only cash cow these...
Grayling - Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - Page 554 Cal: Where are you going? / Fern: Nowhere. My leg's asleep. I'm straightening it, if you don't mind. *shfff* / Cal: Are you all right? Have you been listening? / Fern: Yes, I've been listening, Cal. / Cal: I don't... want to say these things-- / Fern: Cal, don't... get upset. We're just talking. Just...
Grayling - Sunday, August 27, 2006 - Page 555 Fern: You want me to move out? / Cal: Out of everything I said, you picked out that? / Fern: It seemed to stick out, yeah. / Cal: Of course I don't want you to move out. I want you to be able to move out. / Fern: All right, then. Maybe you could try being more succinct. / Fern: Everything else aside,...
Grayling - Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - page 556 Fern: You're not going up there? / Cal: No. Not yet anyway. / Cal: They could use a fine, rousing lovers' quarrel, without interruption, especially mine. / Fern: You sound a bit annoyed. / Cal: I'll confess, I'm not happy with Rae at the moment. But I'll get over it. He's having enough trouble without...
Grayling - Sunday, September 17, 2006 - Page 557 Cal: I don't mean to hammer it in. I know it may not be important to you anymore, but it is to me. / I compromised your dignity, after all. / People who love each other don't do such things. But it was such a murky mess-- / Cal: It wasn't like I wrote up standard protocol and tacked it up beside the bed. / Sex...
 
Grayling - Saturday, September 30, 2006 - Page 558 Mid: Any lucking finding your glasses in there, Fern? / Fern: I doubt I'll find MY glasses. / Mid: Why not? Cal has every piece of junk left on Faidia. / Fern: A couple of these might do in a pinch. / Fern: I heard you and Rae earlier. What happened? / Mid: It was a dumb fight. We made up, I think. / Fern:...
Grayling - Saturday, October 28, 2006 - Page 559 Fern: I've never seen you without it. / Cal: The curse couldn't continue without my memories. / Midnight: Yeah, and you stopped picking at it. That's at least one of our problems resolved for now. / Fern: What's this other package, Cal? Bits of rusted metal? / Cal: You don't recognize your Basil? Incomplete,...
Grayling - Thursday, November 2, 2006 - Page 560 Rae (thinking): That's strange. None of the crickets are chirping. Frost must've killed them. / / <> / Rae (thinking): Nafalo...nuriep...or necco, roasted with a little wild parsley... / [[Rae scratches his back]] / / [[Rae gets a dart shot in his ear]] / Rae: Ow! My ear! / Rae (thinking): A ...
Grayling - Tuesday, November 7, 2006 - Page 561 <> / <> / Rosalyn: Hit him again. / Provost: What? That'd kill him. He's out. / Rosalyn: Oh, Provost. / Was all my talk for nothing? These aren't the tender freight drivers you're used to robbing. / These are elementals. Breaking their skulls just makes them angry. / Give me the club. I'll...
Grayling - Tuesday, December 5, 2006 - Page 562 Rosalyn: See? Gentle as a kitten. Now put the cuffs on him. / Provost: We really lucked out. / Rosalyn: This isn't luck. / This is weeks of planning. Now the boy will come out. / Provost: You really believe that? / Rosalyn: Remember what the dragon said. The aksandriate has a minute bladder--and here...
 
Grayling - Saturday, December 16, 2006 - Page 563 Delye: I have no idea who you people are, but I'll be your best friend if you'd just let me take a leak. / Rosalyn: What the fuck is taking him so long? / Wazoven: Wait, Roz. Remember the deal. / Morse: Mmph...Hi there. You're... You're Abe's nafalo friend! Is he here? / You want me to follow you? Is Abe...
Grayling - Sunday, January 7, 2007 - Page 564 Mycroft: Rosalyn! I just saw the dragon leave. / Wazoven: What are we-- / Rosalyn: Finally-oh, damnit, Mycroft, you hold him. I'll keep the knife. / You down there! I know you're awake. We have your boy. I want to see Callanerial. Send him out. / Cal: Well! I just so happen to be the one you're looking...
Grayling - Sunday, January 14, 2007 - Page 565 Rosalyn: I'm glad to hear that. My intention is to take your operation hostage. We will travel to Tower to retrieve the remaining elementals. Your plan is to reclaim Faidia from this dark age, but we're aware of how weak you are. Using you, the halflings will be commandeering Faidia's fate from now on. / And...
Grayling - Sunday, January 21, 2007 - Page 566 {{Author's Timing of "Soon" in the top right corner}} / Fern: Look, I have a good idea. We break our handcuffs and have ourselves a fine, old-fashioned elemental blitzkrieg. We could be walking away from these morons' wizened corpses within minutes. Who's with me? / Cal: Fern. / Fern: Cal, we're elementals,...
Grayling - Tuesday, January 23, 2007 - Page 567 [[Abe is dragging Morse by the arm across the savanna.]] / Abe: Stop dragging your feet! / Morse: Abe! Abe, I n-need to stop! <> I'm out of breath! / [[Morse and Abe face-to-face]] / Morse: Tell me what's going on. Why did we leave the others behind? / Abe: They were attacked. By halfling bandits. / Morse:...
 
Grayling - Thursday, February 1, 2007 - Page 568 [[Abe looking apologetic]] / Abe: So I fed them information instead. They think the area around the city isn't as bad as the rumors say. They'll die without the elementals. / [[Morse, pushing the water away]] / Morse: You had better talk faster than this, Abe. You sold my friends. I think I'm going to...
Grayling - Sunday, February 4, 2007 - Page 569 [[scene of the grass]] / Morse: What?! Says who?! Cal would've mentioned that. I don't believe you. / Abe: It's a convention from the oldest legends Faidia has. Oral traditions, things everyone knows for no reason. Certain rules are followed in fairy tales, aren't they? This is like that. The elementals...
Grayling - Monday, February 12, 2007 - Page 570 Provost: Roz, I've cleaned the place out. I can't find a single one. They must have gotten away. / Rosalyn: All right. That was expected. / Rosalyn: Go ahead and divide them. Primaries in one group, secondaries in another. Then we march. / Wazoven: Rosalyn. I don't care for how this going. You broke from...
Grayling - Monday, February 19, 2007 - Page 571 [[Mid sitting, looking out over the savannah]] / {{Through this entire comic Mid is thinking to himself}} / Mid: They're not coming back. I haven't done any sort of mission in a very long time. Am I up to this? No point in wondering that. / [[Mid, still thinking]] / Mid: The trail is easy enough to follow,...
Grayling - Monday, February 26, 2007 - Page 572 [[Mid, working on a laptop, thinking to himself]] / Mid: This is like my system, but a lot more cluttered. Cal must have reached for whatever was lying around. / [[shows the laptop screen and Mid activating the system]] / Mid (still thinking): Transferred him to the laptop and turned on all the reason...
 
Grayling - Thursday, March 8, 2007 - Page 573 Morse: Our lift? / Abelarde: Yeah. Our first, anyway. It'll take three carmors to get us down there. / Abelarde: It's across the planet, after all. / Morse: I don't know. This is getting more and more complicated... / Abelarde: It's commonplace. Or was. Don't worry about it. / Morse: Hmm. Well, thanks...
Grayling - Thursday, March 22, 2007 - Page 574 [[Smoke, in melcey form, talking to Rae alone]] / Smoke: Rae. It's I, Smoke. / Rae: The guard? / Smoke: Checking on the secondaries. We have about five minutes. What's the word? / Rae: They're giving us practically nothing to eat, to keep us weak. / Smoke: Brilliant. / [[Smoke, in melcey form, talking to...
Grayling - Wednesday, April 4, 2007 - Page 575 [[Provost talking to Rosalyn]] / Provost: The primaries refused food again, and one of the secondaries is having some kind of seizure. / Every day it gets more complicated. / [[close-up of Provost]] / Provost: Even if they are totally submissive, they're still... high-maintenance. / [[Wazoven and Rosalyn]] / Wazoven:...
Grayling - Sunday, April 15, 2007 - Page 576 [[Rae and Cal talk over a sick Fern]] / Rae: I like how they beat a hasty retreat if any of us are a little off-kilter. / Cal: They don't want responsibility for what they're doing. Conveniently for us. / [[still talking over Fern]] / Cal: Keep pretending you're sick while we talk, Fern. Smoke's Data? / Rae:...
Grayling - Monday, April 23, 2007 - Page 577 Mid: I'm so out of shape. This place better be out here. My lungs are about to collapse. / That's the Strutter Preservation Society Museum? A rundown shack? / It's the sort of place Fern would opt to live in. / Pixie: Stop right there, stranger. / Mid: What?! D-don't shoot! / Oh my god. Is that a gun?...
 
Grayling - Sunday, April 29, 2007 - Page 578 Bagel: Hey there! We don't get visitors often. Don't mind her. I just keep her around for protection. Heheh. You know how it is. You can put your arms down now. / Mid: I can lower my arms when she stops pointing that gun at me. / Bagel: Stand down, Pixie. / Mid: I don't even know if I'm in the right...
Grayling - Sunday, May 6, 2007 - Page 579 Mid: Damnit. How do I say this. This is a great collection even now, but I have to tell you, a lot of these are Lemaneriallian knockoffs. / Bagel: Seriously? / Mid: Yeah. If it's not too much trouble, is there any more in the house? You might not know you have them. They're small. / Bagel: Let me look....
Grayling - Tuesday, May 8, 2007 - Page 580 and 581 [[The growth box is growing a strutter in two different panels]] / {{Two hours later}} / Mid: Kezper! Can you hear me yet? Make sure you build a voice box! And don't make yourself too big, we're only fighting people, you know! / [[shows Kezper's head as he forms himself]] / Mid: No more armor, Kezper,...
Grayling - Sunday, June 3, 2007 - Page 582 [[Cholles talking to Delye]] / Cholles: Time to eat. The ropes come off. No funny business. / [[close-up panel of Cholles]] / Delye: You look like a normal human. Why are you with these people? / Cholles: They take all kinds. I was with Mycroft. He's strong, but can't see so good. I have to help him. / [[Delye...
Grayling - Monday, June 11, 2007 - Page 584 [[Mid is riding Kezper]] / Mid: Okay. This isn't too bad. As long as you don't go too fast, I should be able to hold on. It's a lot like the tooth dragons. / [[Mid atop a running Kezper]] / Mid: H-hey! What're you doing?! Kezper, slow down! / [[Kezper rearing with Mid trying to hold on]] / Kezper: I like...
 

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