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Grayling - Monday, July 29, 2002 "comic relief" / Morse: *sigh* / Fletcher: Why don't you pay attention to me? You HATE me don't you? You don't support my projects, you just pretend to, why are you such a bitch? I don't understand girls. They're supposed to be soft and smell nice and tell me I'm wonderful like mom does but then they...
Grayling - Tuesday, July 30, 2002 dawn / Cal: There you are. My little runaway bunny. / Cal: What are you trying to do, freeze to death? / Rae: ...
Grayling - Wednesday, July 31, 2002 Cal: Why did you run away from me, Rae? / Rae: I'm scared. / Cal: Why in the world are you scared of me? I'm your brother. / Rae: Come off it, Cal. Most people would be a little annoyed with the person who just tortured them for 5,000 years. / Cal: Don't be silly. What's done is done..we've both done bad...
Grayling - Thursday, August 1, 2002 Lem; Whatever you wanted to show me Fern, it'd better be good. / Fern: I found the remains of one of your minions, Curtis. / Lem: Eeck. / Fern: Totally dismembered.. the head's the only recognizable part. All the bones were split open for the marrow.. From what I can see, cause of death was a crushing...
Grayling - Friday, August 2, 2002 Fern: {thinking/narrating} What a hardass, eh? Annoying, stubborn, unfair, callous..that's life for you, and that's also a good sum up of my "social interaction" as a secondary elemental... "Do this, or I'll hurt you very, very badly." / Fern: {thinking/narrating} I used to live with much more amiable...
 
Grayling - Saturday, August 3, 2002 Lem: I'm home.. everything's straightened out. / Lem: Darcy? Are you all r-- ...Darcy... What is that? / Darcy: You... you lied to me, Lem... you lied to everybody... You killed your brother, didn't you. You killed him.
Grayling - Sunday, August 4, 2002 Morse: Uh... Fletcher... you do realize-- / Fletcher: Please tell me how I can buy your affections! I will get you anything, my mom will pay for it! / Mid: anything...? / Mid: A cinnamon bun would be nice. / Fletcher: *scuttle* / Mid: Well, it looks like I've blown my cover. No worries, you're the one I...
Grayling - Monday, August 5, 2002 Morse: *not fooled for a second* / Fletcher: WILL YOU TAKE CARE OF ME LIKE MY MOM DOES??? / Mid: Of course! Ah, Delye, perfect timing. / Fletcher: ANOTHER HOT GIRL??? / Delye: Hola! Here I am. You said you needed me? / Mid: Indeed I did. ^_^ Would you mind entertaining this gentleman for a bit? He's VERY...
Grayling - Tuesday, August 6, 2002 Lem: I told you not to touch those books, Darcy. / Darcy: Stop it, Lem -- / Lem: I TOLD you! / Darcy: I need to know the truth! You won't TELL me what's wrong, what, do you think I'd just sit aside like an IDIOT while you -- / Lem: SHUT UP. / Darcy: Lem... -- LEM! STOP IT! YOU'RE HURTING ME! -- LEM -- / Minion:...
Grayling - Wednesday, August 7, 2002 Morse: I don't have a lot of time here, I have to go to school. / Mid: For the moment, forget about school. This is more important. / Morse: Heh... I think my teachers would disagree with you. / Morse: What's so important that's going on, anyway? / Mid: This world, Arduc, has had previous encounters with...
 
Grayling - Thursday, August 8, 2002 Mid: It's not a sure thing... but from past experience, we know that the kind of behavior they've been displaying lately is a good recipe for disaster... Our elemental of evil, or chaos, depending on how you look at it, has just been let loose after 5,000 years of imprisonment. For now, it seems he's...
Grayling - Friday, August 9, 2002 Fletcher: MOM IS MAKING US SNACKS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! / Delye: You have so many neat things in your room!!! What's this toy plane do? / Fletcher: OH MY GOD YOU TOUCHED MY PRECIOUS THINGS??!?!?! / Fletcher: WHY DID YOU CHANGE CAPTAIN UBER'S POSE?! I WORKED FOR HOURS TO GET IT JUST RIGHT! / Delye: He looked...
Grayling - Saturday, August 10, 2002 Mid: I don't want to make the impression that they're horrible people...none of them are, at heart. Especially Cal. But they've had hard lives, and it shows. / Morse: Cal was never anything but kind to me... / Mid: I'm not surprised..Cal is a sweet person. / Cal: Here's my house. / Mid: This is your cousin? / Morse:...
Grayling - Sunday, August 11, 2002 Mid: {typing} The records show that when the branches invaded Arduc and assimilated its elemental power, all of the native elementals were destroyed and their power absorbed by their Faidian counterpart / Mid: {typing} But Arduc, unlike many other worlds assimiliated by Faidia, possessed a native elemental...
Grayling - Monday, August 12, 2002 Morse: What a smelly bus.. well.. this is the place where they have Rhodes, or so they tell me.. / Mid: My my, looks most drearily illegal, doesn't it? / Morse; Well, I think this is the back... / Mid: Right then, all we have to do now is wait for Fern. / Morse: Wha? Wait a minute, Fern? / Morse: Isn't...
 
Grayling - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 May: Yes? / Darcy: I'm sorry to disturb you, ma'am.. but I'm your brother Lem's boyfriend, Darcy: I was wondering if you could tell me the truth about your brothers.. what happened, and all.. / May: Okay. Take off your shoes and come in. / Darcy: I would find it rather inconvenient to live in a tent in...
Grayling - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 May: Our parents are the dieties Sun and Universe. Cal and I were fraternal twins. He was born first, making him the oldest and most powerful entity of Faidia. Our father wasn't faithful, and had another child awhile after with the Moon. The Sun was horribly jealous, and wanted the child destroyed. He...
Grayling - Thursday, August 15, 2002 Fern: Christ, it's dark in here. / Mid: Lower your voice.. but yeah.. it's unusually dark for a hospital... there should be a night light someplace at least.. / Mid: The computer says he's in room 217. We should be able to find it soon.. we're on the right floor... / Mid: OW! Fern, What-- / Fern: MID.....
Grayling - Friday, August 16, 2002 WHAM / Rae: Ah, how I've dreamt of smashing your head in with my very own hands, Moranerial. You've stood in my way one too many times. But I must say, I'm disappointed. Aren't you being a little easy? / Fern: We havent even started yet, sir. / Rae: That's more like it. C'mon you little midget, give me...
Grayling - Saturday, August 17, 2002 Fern: {thinking} I need some time to heal... Need to distract him somehow.. Even if I blew up this entire city there wouldn't be a scratch on him.. / / Fern: Why the HELL do you toy with me, Rae. What did I ever do to you? / Rae: Because I like to fuck with you, Fern, it's as simple as that. / Rae: You...
 
Grayling - Sunday, August 18, 2002 Rae: Sorry I can't play longer, Fern, but I have business. / Time to put you out of commission for awhile. / Rae: ...?! / Mid: Raaae! Aren't you even going to say hello to me? / Rae: ...Mid...? / Mid: To think, this is technically the first time you and I have ever met. I was beginning to think you...
Grayling - Monday, August 19, 2002 Fern: Sick fuck. I'll have to thank Mid later. My head is spinning...where the hell are my glasses? All healed up--I have to find that kid NOW. Rae won't fall for it for long. / Fern: Where is that room... / Fern: There's something wrong with this place...It looks abandoned in parts, but it's being used...
Grayling - Tuesday, August 20, 2002 Mid: Rae.. Why'd you attack Fern? I know you two don't like each other.. but it's not necessary... / Rae: Bah. That was just a love tap. And he WAS getting in my way. You two want to keep that boy away from me. / Mid: Why do you want the power so badly, anyway? / Rae: Why do you think? Lem is going to try...
Grayling - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 Morse: All of you seem to be billions of years old or something. I guess it was wrong of me to think that anyone that old would be.. I don't know.. Calm, wise, and not as.. how shall I put it.. spastic? / Smoke: Yes. Spastic is a good word for it. / Morse: Don't you have some sort of elemental of LOVE...
Grayling - Thursday, August 22, 2002 Fola: {grabbing Viv off of Morse's shoulder} Tch. My apologies, Miss. Stop scaring the natives, Viv. / Viv: Kwee / Smoke: *resigned* *sigh* Morse, meet Folanerial, elemental of air. He's one of Lem's secondaries, if that means anything to you. / Morse: They're really coming out of the woodwork, aren't they... / Smoke:...
 
Grayling - Friday, August 23, 2002 Lem: Delye? What are you doing there in the dark? / Delye: Lem...? / Lem: It isn't safe here... the place is infested with mortals. / Delye: One invited m-me to his house and then after awhile he asked if I would go out with him and I said yes and then I asked where we were going and he said he wasn't...
Grayling - Saturday, August 24, 2002 Suti: There he is. Are you listening to me, you little shit? I know you can hear me. Melted through those locks like they were wax .... Nothing you could ever do, hmm? There's something wrong with this one ... I can't wait to see more ... There's a room in his head ... a lot like this one. Dark, rotten,...
Grayling - Sunday, August 25, 2002 Morse: It's been awhile.. I hope they're all right. How much longer do you think they'll be in there, Smoke? / Fola: WELL, seeing this is a Callaneriallian-run project, it could take from one to two, oh, maybe three BILLION years. / Smoke: Cal didn't order you to come, Fola. / Fola: If it wasn't for YOU...
Grayling - Monday, August 26, 2002 Okay, kiddo.. Usually, I don't really care for my face, but since it's already been ripped off once tonight, if you're going to maul me, I woulder if you could focus on some other part of my body. I doubt you're in this strait jacket for nothing, huh? Let's see how we can get you out of this thing... / Fern:...
Grayling - Tuesday, August 27, 2002 Mid: Rae... I really wish.. you'd stop hurting Fern. At least.. intentionally. There's no point to it. / Rae: The 'mentals need their chew toy. Fern's been the meat of choice since he was born. The fuckin' Sun thought so, and since we're all such nice little sheep, we've been following suit. What can...
 

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