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Grayling - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 Delye: But Lem.. it isn't right just to leave him here like this. What if his parents find him? / Lem: If the parents have any brains they'll celebrate their new-won freedom with a bottle of wine and a bonfire fueled by his stupid belongings. / Delye: Eee.. He may have been the new face of evil, but I'm...
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Grayling - Thursday, August 29, 2002 {Smoke comes in carrying Delye} / Delye: Leeeeem! I found Smoke! And Fola, and Viv, and Miss Morse. / Lem: Terrific. What is this, an international conference? How long have you been waiting? / Fola: It's no matter. Here they come. / {Rae and Mid enter. Rae and Lem begin glaring at each other.} / Fern:...
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Grayling - Friday, August 30, 2002 Lem: WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU DISGUSTING FREAK DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD I'VE WORKED AND YOU JUST STROLL IN AND DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU IRRESPONSIBLE UGLY STUPID IGNORANT UNEDUCATED HIDEOUS MONSTER YOU THINK I WOULD EVER CONSIDER YOU A BROTHER?! ME, RELATED TO A FREAK LIKE YOU?!...
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Grayling - Saturday, August 31, 2002 *ding dong* / Fern: Don't use the bell, idiot, I have the key someplace.. / Smoke: You never remember your key. / Fern: Sez YOU.... Mid, do you have yours? / Mid: Yes, right here.. one sec.. / Morse: Hold on a minute--Where are we?! We were just outside the hospital! / Fern: It's called "teleportation"...
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Grayling - Sunday, September 1, 2002 Morse: Smoke, you seem relatively sane. Can YOU tell me what's going on? / Mid: I'm sorry for ignoring you, Morse, there's always a debacle when we get home. We would like to keep you with us for a little longer so your testimony about your cousin can be offered to our council, who'll then decide how...
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Grayling - Monday, September 2, 2002 Morse: Pardon me for asking.. but what IS this thing? / Mid: Aheheh, don't be scared, that's just a nillit. Cal has a strange habit of welcoming strange creatures into our house. They come here because no one else will take them in. / Mid: There are lots of nillits, most of the time they're hiding in...
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Grayling - Tuesday, September 3, 2002 Morse: Cal, I can't thank you enough for the kindness you've shown me.. I don't think I've ever been treated as well as this by an adult or.. anybody, really. But I'm hoping that, as an adult, you can also understand how.. um.. Confused and scared I am right now. / Morse: It's not to say it's because...
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Grayling - Wednesday, September 4, 2002 hours later... / Lem: Prognathic tard. / Rae: Tyrannical jackass. / Fern: Are they still at it? / Mid: Yes.. Everyone else is in bed. They can't fight all night, can they? I set up a bed for Rae but I don't know if he'll want-- / Ding Dong / Mid: Who's that at this hour? I'll get it.. / Mid: Darcy! Are you...
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Grayling - Thursday, September 5, 2002 Mid: Rae... Are you coming to bed now? / Rae: Yeah yeah.. just a second.. / Mid: ...Okay... I'll wait for you, then.. / Rae: {oblivious] Mm. / Rae: Wait.. what does he mean, he'll wait? / Rae: {dashes off} *zip* / Cal: {sitting on the couch with Fern} Somehow, this is not what I expected to find...
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Grayling - Friday, September 6, 2002 back at Lem's apartment, in Tower / Lem: Are you all right? / Darcy: Yes... You? / Lem: Of course. The situation's in control...at least for the moment... / Darcy: I got the story from May, Lem. I would've expected you and Rae to have blown up the universe or whatever by now. I'm surprised..glad, but...
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Grayling - Saturday, September 7, 2002 Darcy: Now you're just being melodramatic. You can't die, you're elemental of LIFE. / Darcy: You all usually complain that you've been alive too LONG. / Lem: My power's draining out into the planet...all the living things are sucking me dry... I didn't begrudge them anything, that's why I'm running out...
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Grayling - Sunday, September 8, 2002 Elemental: Oh how SWEET. They fixed you up a bit. Well, it's no matter. / Elemental: This place we're in..it's a lab, not a hospital. In their basement...how curious. / Elemental: Because you're an ignorant mortal, you probably think these people will SAVE you. They're a lot like me, actually...But worse....
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Grayling - Monday, September 9, 2002 Grayling arc 3 / Defrocked / the next morning! / Morse: Guh. I wonder what time it is ... / Morse: Need to go to the bathroom... / Morse: Think it's that door across the hall... / Door: KEEP OUT / Morse: Hello...? Is anyone in h--- / Fern-in-a-towel / Delye-in-a-tub / Morse: Aaauuhhh.
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Grayling - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 Morse: Oh my GOD! I didn't even think to KNOCK! Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod I'm such an IDIOT! / Rae: Don't sweat it, little girl. You're not the first person to be blinded by Fern's appearance. / Morse: ....Wha? No.. that's not at all what I'm worried about--it's just--embarrassing--Are he and Delye--erm--you...
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Grayling - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 Cal: Okay, I give up. Why are we all in the hallway in our underwear? / Morse: I was just looking for the bathroom... / Cal: Oh, I see, my dear. You'll probably want to use the one upstairs. It has a lot more privacy. You'll find towels and things in the little closet. / Cal: Anything else you need, simply...
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Grayling - Thursday, September 12, 2002 Mid: Delyyye, don't play with your food. / Delye: Meef. / Mid: We don't have enough food to feed everyone, Cal. / Cal: Don't worry. We're going go to the store later. / Mid: I can make everyone toast, I guess... / Fern: Mouse omellette... Mm... / Delye: *waaaa* / Rae: Gooooood morning. / Rae: I thought I'd...
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Grayling - Friday, September 13, 2002 Fern: I know you have a sick sense of humor, Cal, but this is bordering on the ridiculous. Rae and I are not exactly a match made in heaven. / Cal: I REALLY don't appreciate the whining right now, Fern. I'm juggling several issues at once at the moment and the last thing I need is your guff. / Cal:...
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Grayling - Saturday, September 14, 2002 Mid: Cal...? / Cal: Go away, Mid. / Mid: Just was wondering what's wrong... / Mid: You haven't snapped at Fern like that in a while... / Mid: Cal..talk to me..you look horrible... / Cal: Horrible? HORRIBLE? What's unusual about that? That's how I always look--horrible, ugly, skinny-- / Mid: Oh stop...
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Grayling - Sunday, September 15, 2002 Fern: Hrm... / Fern: What color would you say would look good on a man with pink hair and black fur, Basil. / Fern: ...uh... No.. Neon green might be a bit loud. Let's stick with classic black... / Rae: Good grief, Fern, are you still talking to that toy snake of yours? / Fern: You're welcome to try...
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Grayling - Monday, September 16, 2002 Mid: "What was all that noise? Were you teasing him again?" Rae: "Guess I went a little far..." Mid: "For crying out loud, Rae..." / Fern: "I'm an idiot. It's my fault, there's no worries. / I shouldn't take it so seriously. It was only a joke. It doesn't mean anything. I'm the one who's fucked...
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Grayling - Tuesday, September 17, 2002 Morse: "Well.. this house is anything but boring, I guess. Look at all these weird books..." / God: "Allo!" Morse: "Wha?! Get off my hair!" / God: "Tu human? / Je never seen no human before..." / Morse: "Another one?! What the heck are you...things?!" God: "Non iots. Stlange. Oh, don be fraid off...
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Grayling - Wednesday, September 18, 2002 Morse: "My hand goes right through. What were you when you were alive? Did you look like this?" Holy: "Of course." / Holy: "We're some of Lemanerial's first projects, actually. We're more than 5,000 years old, I lost count a long time ago..." God: "Oor dee signs were lucking." Holy: "Lacking. We...
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Grayling - Thursday, September 19, 2002 God: Tississit! / Holy: This is the way down to the cellar. / Morse: A trap door... It doesn't look like it's been opened in awhile. / God: Master nasn't came innawill. / Morse: Are you sure I'm even allowed down here? / God: Non non!! Ture allollowed. / Morse: Are there animals down there? / holy: Why?...
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Grayling - Friday, September 20, 2002 Cal: Heh. Silly me. I should have know you'd be up at this hour. / Cal: You always were a night owl. / Cal: Like me. / Cal: So. / Cal: What time are you leaving tomorrow? / Fern: Whenever Rae wakes up. We're only going for a brief visit... The trial is t he day after tomorrow. We have preparations to make....
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Grayling - Saturday, September 21, 2002 Cal: Aren't you going to wake him up? / Rae: Not me. You do it. / Cal: Why me? I'm not going. / Rae: Even I know a sleeping Fern is a considerable force to contend with. / Cal: Well, all right. Smoke will wake him up. / Rae: How's he do it? / Cal: Squeeze his patella. That always drives him crazy. / Rae:...
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Grayling - Sunday, September 22, 2002 Rae: What IS this, Hickville? / Fern: Speak lightly of the hicks. / Fern: Because they complained, the corrupt industry around here got shut down. Of course, they could have said something sooner... Most of the people are gone now, though. This place is toxic. / Rae: FUCK it's cold. / Fern: Understand...
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Grayling - Monday, September 23, 2002 Fern: The record room should be over here somewhere.. Wait there.. / Rae: Right-o.. / *creeeeeak* / Fern: Oh... shit.. / Rae: Ugh. Cockroaches should never reach that size. Nor should they be scuttling around in the middle of winter at subzero temperatures... The more I think about it, the more disturbed...
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Grayling - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 Rae: Fern... Fern...wake up... Fern... Fern... FERN! / Fern: WHAT! WHAT! M'AWAKE! I'M AWAKE! / Rae: So nice of you to wake up. / Fern: What.. the hell.. Where... / Rae: I brought you back home, dumbass. You fainted. There wasn't much else TO do. / Fern: Oh. Well... thank you for not molesting me while I...
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Grayling - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 Rae: Back so soon? / Rae: Since Fern told me not to tell Cal, I'll tell you, so YOU can tell Cal. He went bonkers in the Kurhe lab and fainted. / Mid: Uh oh. Well..I'll tell Cal, and give him a checkup. Thanks for letting me know... / Mid: ... I'm surprised with you. You're being such a good boy. Turned...
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Grayling - Thursday, September 26, 2002 Cal: All right, before any of you goes off gallivanting again, everyone come here and sit for a meeting. We have important things to discuss about tomorrow. / Rae: Aw, poop. / Rae: I don't see how there's anything to discuss. This whole thing seems pretty straightforward to me. / Cal: Rae... Shush... / Cal:...
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