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| Grayling - Wednesday, November 27, 2002 | Cal: That's enough sleep. Get up. / Fern: ..wha? Jeez.. Cal.. the sun's not even up yet.. what's the problem...? / Cal: My PROBLEM is YOU and your incessant QUESTIONS. I'm not accustomed to being resisted. Just STOP it, STOP IT, it makes my HEAD hurt, do you understand?? / Cal: And . . . and stop... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021127 |
| Grayling - Thursday, November 28, 2002 | -Tower- http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021128 |
| Grayling - Friday, November 29, 2002 | Cal: This meeting has officially begun. I would like to start this off by stating my profound and hearty objection to aligning this elemental. / Lem: Not this ridiculous bullshit again. Do we really have to listen to this?
/ May: Lem, let him speak. / Cal: He's not ready. He may never BE ready. ... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021129 |
| Grayling - Saturday, November 30, 2002 | Cal: You realize that aligning an unwilling being is one of the most excruciating experiences sustained by persons of mortal origins. To force him is cruel and unusual.
/ Lem: You don't know that for certain.
/ Cal: That's how it is with minions. Moranerial is certainly stronger than most minions, but... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021130 |
| Grayling - Sunday, December 1, 2002 | Lem: I have the sun's approval. I should receive power over the secondaries. / Fern: Don't brag your mother loves you. She's supposed to. / May, Cal, Lem: *sweatdrop* / Lem: You STILL don't understand the position you're in, do you.
/ Fern: I s'pose not. No one's condescended to the extend of informing... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021201 |
| Grayling - Monday, December 2, 2002 | Lem: This just.. amazes me. We're going to put this ... this WEAPON in the hands of a deranged freak. / May: This is the only possible solution, like it or not.
/ Eventually, it will satisfy all our interests. / Lem: All he's interested in is destroying things.
/ May: So be it. That's what he's here... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021202 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, December 3, 2002 | Cal . . . Cal PLEASE don't do this to me, please don't-- / Don't . . . make it harder than it already is. / Well, come on, Cal. The longer you sentimentalize over it the harder it'll be. Don't keep us waiting here all day. / Cal, you don't want to do this to me -- you know you don't -- Cal -- / Let's... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021203 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, December 4, 2002 | To be quite honest . . . I don't really remember what happened next . . . .
/ But that's understandable . . .
/ I was hit with a direct power surge, straight from its point of origin. It was so that all my last mortal qualities would be destroyed . . . and my elemental powers would emerge fully. That... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021204 |
| Grayling - Thursday, December 5, 2002 | Fern (narration): At first . . . you know . . . it wasn't so bad . . . imagine having your mind smashed into millions of tiny fragments by a sledgehammer... scattered everywhere ... suddenly, you see everything -- everything -- there are thousands of people looking at you RIGHT NOW / Fern (narration):... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021205 |
| Grayling - Friday, December 6, 2002 | Fern: I'll be all right as soon as
/ as soon
/ as soon / Fern: AS I STOP THINKING / Fern: This is just a bad dream -- it will pass / Fern: Someone else now knows every one of my most private thoughts . . . / Fern: Stop laughing at me, I'm not a toy! I'm -- / Fern: I'm . . . I don't know what I am... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021206 |
| Grayling - Saturday, December 7, 2002 | Fern (narration): How embarassing. If you know nothing of anatomy you can't make yourself a body. / Fern (narration):And if you don't understand reality -- you can't bring yourself back to it -- / Fern (narration):What would your mind do without the world? So much work is already done for us when... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021207 |
| Grayling - Sunday, December 8, 2002 | And when I thought it couldn't get worse....It all suddenly stopped. / The silence was...just as bad. Someone else owned my thoughts- they could stop them as they please. http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021208 |
| Grayling - Monday, December 9, 2002 | Lem: What the hell is the matter with him? You didn't rematerialize him just so he could lie there like a rug.
/ Cal: He's in shock. And likely to remain that way for quite some time. / Lem: Well he's creeping me out. I'm out of here. I wish you joy of him. / Cal: May... May... what have we done... / May:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021209 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, December 10, 2002 | Cal: Home and again. / I hope a least your bed is here. / Eep! You're harder to carry than I thought. / Yes...good...it's here. http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021210 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, December 11, 2002 | Delivery Men: Jeez. What's in here, bricks?
/ Close. Lots and lots of books.
/ May says this will be the start of a series of deliveries to this place. / I can't say I'm eager to return to a place like this. Eegh. creepy.
/ A job's a job. / Ok, all finished. Let's blow this popsicle stand. / Cal: *... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021211 |
| Grayling - Thursday, December 12, 2002 | Fern: AAAUGHHH!! / Cal: Fern!! / Fern: What -- What is that NOISE -- it won't STOP -- It won't fucking STOP!!! / Cal: It's.. It's my hearbeat.. you'll be hearing it all the time now.. it's part of you. It'll get less and less loud as you become accustomed to --
/ Fern: FUCK you and your heartbeat! / Fern:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021212 |
| Grayling - Friday, December 13, 2002 | Cal: I don't know what it's like? I, of all people? If only that were the case. When haven't I? / Cal: When havent' I been some fragmentary fear in some mortal's squirming brain? When haven't I been an idea tossed around, mocked, feared, trodden upon, deceived, and ignored? People would rather... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021213 |
| Grayling - Saturday, December 14, 2002 | Fern: "Blegh! That's DISGUSTING, not to mention unsanitary. You don't really expect me to INGEST this do you??"
/ Cal: "You're past the point of having to worry about the unsanitary. But if you don't want to drink it, you don't have to."
/ Fern: "Okay then. I pass."
/ Cal: "Well.. if you don't want... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021214 |
| Grayling - Sunday, December 15, 2002 | several months later... / Lem: Man. You look even worse than last time I saw you.
/ Lem: Someone been pounding you with an ugly stick? / Cal: ...trouble at home...
/ Lem: Aaah, Fern eh? / Lem: Well, have a seat. I want you to look over these plans.
/ Lem: My minions and I have been working on this project... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021215 |
| Grayling - Monday, December 16, 2002 | Fern: Whoa!
/ Smoke: *plop*
/ Cal: For you. / Cal: He was found behind an energy blast. No one knows where he came from..but he's very powerful. He's your minion now. / Fern: Hey..but.. / Fern: Don't you want him for yourself?! You don't have any minions. / Cal: No..he's for you. / Perspective is... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021216 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, December 17, 2002 | Fern: Feeling more like myself today...
/ Fern: Wow.. He's bought a lot of stuff. / Fern: Hey!
/ Fern: A turntable! I haven't seen one of these in ages. / Fern: Way to go, Cal. This is reallly neat stuff. Have you used any of this yet? / Cal: Huh? ... No..no! I haven't. / Fern: Let's try it out then!... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021217 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, December 18, 2002 | Cal: So have you named him yet? / Fern: Well.. From the pattern of his fur, I thought Smoke would be appropriate. / Cal: Heh.. Fire and smoke. Very nice. / *sound of an awkward pause* / Fern: Cal.....
/ Cal: Yes!
/ Cal: I'maveryactivelistenerIambothreadyandwillingto
/ haveyoushareyourthoughtswithmeifyousochoose!!!! / Fern:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021218 |
| Grayling - Thursday, December 19, 2002 | Fern: All right.. I'll lead.. Don't worry, it's not as hard as you think... / Fern: With your long limbs you would look pretty good dancing..you just need some practice. Now just move along with me-- / Fern: Hahaha, oh man, Cal. We're dancing, not tying our legs in knots.
/ Cal: I'm sorry!!!
/ Fern:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021219 |
| Grayling - Friday, December 20, 2002 | Cal: *cough*
/ Cal: Well, apparently Lem wants you to meet up with the other secondaries soon.
/ Fern: Why would he want that? / Cal: You're the oldest... Despite Lem's negative qualities, he can tell leadership material when he sees it... and when he doesn't. He thinks you can keep them organized.
/ Fern:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021220 |
| Grayling - Saturday, December 21, 2002 | Cal: Stop it.. please stop it...
/ Rae: You think I'm BLIND Cal?! Is that it?! Fine, just go off and have fun with your new slut. / Rae: You'll come crawling back when he rejects you. What makes you think a fuck like him will put up with you? Ugly, scrawny, filthy little weirdo that you are -- it's no... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021221 |
| Grayling - Sunday, December 22, 2002 | A year later - Vivaneriallian stronghold off the Arcar Sea
/ Viv: Moranerial! At last, we meet! I'm so glad you came-- we were starting to get worried you wouldn't be able to visit, yet again.
/ Fern: Yeah. Sorry. I've been laid up awhile. / Fern: Seems like you and the other secondaries have handled yourselves... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021222 |
| Grayling - Monday, December 23, 2002 | Ell: Look, Fola! Mr. Moranerial is here! / Ell: Hi!
/ Fern: Mm. / Ell: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Ellioner, elemental of time. / Ell: And over there is grumpy old Fola.
/ Fola: Folanerial. Elemental of air.
/ Fern: All right. Where is a good place to talk? / Fern: We have a lot of business to take care of, and... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021223 |
| Grayling - Tuesday, December 24, 2002 | Fern: All right. There are two major topics at hand. The first I'd like to go over is the plans for a minion refuge.
/ Funa: Minion refuge? What exactly do you mean by that?
/ Fern: The law of the branches states that minions are subject to their master's every command. Frankly, in most civilized societies... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021224 |
| Grayling - Wednesday, December 25, 2002 | Viv: Well, technically, I won't be speaking.
/ Just allow me to introduce you to Bastian, a minion of Lem's who has been the leading researcher on the crestil design team. / He has finished the core crestill design and would lie to speak with us about what we personally want from them. / Bastian: Yes,... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021225 |
| Grayling - Thursday, December 26, 2002 | Ell: Well, that went well. At least.. I THINK it went well..
/ Funa: It was all right. I just wish Fola would stop provoking Fern. / Funa: Testing the waters like children on a kindergarten playground.... So immature. But it's in his nature I suppose.
/ Ell: I'll never understand men T_T;;; / *chink* / Fola:... http://grayling.arborwin.com/cgi-bin/autokeenlite.cgi?date=20021226 |
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