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| Dog Park Pervert | PANEL 1: Title - "The dog park."
/ Matthew - "guys, we can't just go in there by ourselves, it's weird." / PANEL 2: Bearded Brosive - "Which one's yours?"
/ Meredith - "Oh, he's over there."
/ Bearded Brosive - "The brown one?"
/ Meredith - "Sure." / PANEL 3: Danica - "I love you all so much!" / PANEL... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_051114.html |
| NY: Part 1: Teamsters In My Tummy | PANEL 1: Sam - "Mornin' Ralph."
/ Ralph - "Mornin' Sam."
/ Sam - "I haven't seen you since-uh-"
/ Ralph - "-the last time they talked on the phone." / PANEL 2: Sam - "Yeah, wow, that was two months ago."
/ Ralph - "So what are you doing now? Did you ever get that job with guilt?" / PANEL 3: Sam - "I wish."... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_051121.html |
| NY: Part 2: Sleepy Greetings | PANEL 1: Chelsea - "I'm so glad you guys came."
/ Meredith - "Look how small you are."
/ Chelsea - "So everyone keeps telling me." / PANEL 2: Chelsea - "Come here!" / PANEL 3: Matthew - (A long hug.) / PANEL 4: Matthew - (If she holds on any longer it will be the most physical contact I've had in two... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_051128.html |
| NY: Part 3: The Butterflies Aren't Helping | PANEL 1 / PANEL 2 / PANEL 3 / PANEL 4: Chelsea - "Does your tummy still hurt?"
/ Matthew - ("tummy...") "Yeah."
/ Meredith - *yawn*
/ Chelsea - "Are you nervous?"
/ Matthew - "N-No." / PANEL 5: Sam - "Nervous?"
/ Ralph - "Why would she say that?"
/ Sam - "She knows we're still in love with her!"
/ Ralph... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_051205.html |
| NY: Part 4: Death By Neti Pot | PANEL 1: Meredith - "...they even wrote his neti pot into the show."
/ Sound Effect - *Flush*
/ Matthew - "What's a neti pot?" / PANEL 2: Chelsea - "My dad gave me one." "You use it to clean out your sinus." / PANEL 3: Chelsea - "Just fill it with warm salt water and stick it in your nose." / PANEL... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_051212.html |
| NY: Part 5: Ghost Town | PANEL 1: Title - "7AM, Saturday: The search for caffeine and butterfly food." "New York is a ghost town." / PANEL 2: Title - "Same thing happened when I visited two years ago," "only it was midnight Sunday," "Still weird though." / PANEL 3: Title - "Los Angeles is never a ghost town." "You never see... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_051219.html |
| NY: Part 6: Untucked | PANEL 1: Title - "Changing before we leave Brooklyn."
/ Matthew - (Tucked...) / PANEL 2: Matthew - (or untucked...) / PANEL 3: / PANEL 4: / PANEL 5: Matthew - (She has new glasses.) (I was with her when she got her last pa-) (-and now she's standing on the couch to see the mirror.) (Sheesh.) / PANEL... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_051226.html |
| NY: Part 7: Bubbles | PANEL 1: Title - "New York doesn't off much in the way of personal space." / PANEL 2 / PANEL 3: Title - "I've become accustomed to a very large bubble in Los Angeles." / PANEL 4: Title - "*pop*" http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060102.html |
| NY: Part 8: Extreme Pedestrians | PANEL 1
/ [[Matthew, Chelsea and Meredith stand at a crowded crosswalk. Chelsea sings]]
/ Matthew: (She's singing Beatles songs.) (Loudly.) (With made up lyrics.) (I'm embarrassed) / PANEL 2
/ [[A bus zooms by]]
/ Matthew: (but I want to sing along.)
/ <<*whoosh*>> / PANEL 3
/ [[Matthew clings onto the... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060109.html |
| NY: Part 9: Hey, I resemble those remarks! | PANEL 1
/ [[Chelsea and Matthew stand off to the side while Zoe, Meredith and Danielle smoke cigarettes on the steps of an apartment building.]]
/ Title: "Meeting friends from Santa Fe."
/ Meredith: "...he was a nice guy."
/ Danielle: "Yeah, but he had issues." / PANEL 2
/ [[Chelsea and Matthew stare away... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060116.html |
| NY: Part 10: Celebrity Sightings | PANEL 1
/ [[A birds eye view of an intersection, Chelsea and Matthew walk left, Meredith, Danielle and Zoe walk right]]
/ Title: "After second breakfast and cigarettes we split up." "Chelsea and I went to find her brother and father." "And Meredith went on a walk with her Uncle in Central Park." / PANEL... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060123.html |
| NY: Part 11: Uncomfortable Silence | PANEL 1
/ [[Chelsea and Matthew walk past a flea market in a fenced in basketball court.]]
/ Matthew: (Two minutes alone and already an uncomfortable silence.) (My mind is a terrified blank.) (Like the next thing I say will change the world.) / PANEL 2
/ [[One of the booths at the flea market is filled... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060130.html |
| NY: Part 12: Ponytail Parade | PANEL 1
/ [[Chelsea smiling.]]
/ Title: "I meet her brother for the first time." / PANEL 2
/ [[Dorian smiling.]]
/ Title: "Another little piece of a puzzle I never solved." / PANEL 3
/ [[Ron smiling.]]
/ Title: (Her father) / PANEL 4
/ [[Barbara smiling.]]
/ Title: (His girlfriend) / PANEL 5
/ [[Matthew turns... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060206.html |
| NY: Part 13: Photo-Op | PANEL 1
/ [[Matthew's point of view of a breakfast plate and a milkshake.]]
/ Title: "For lunch I have a third breakfast." "And a milkshake." / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew's point of view of Chelsea as he drinks a milkshake.]]
/ Chelsea: "I wanted to thank you." / PANEL 3
/ [[Matthew and Chelsea talk across the... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060213.html |
| NY: Part 14: Ashes & Snow | PANEL 1
/ [[An enormous hall lined with pillars and filled with people. Photographs hang from the ceiling.]]
/ Title: "In the afternoon we go see "Ashes & Snow." "A huge installation of photographs depicting" "exotic people and wild animals" "in a variety of tranquil poses." / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew and Chelsea... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060220.html |
| NY: Part 15: Lollipop | PANEL 1
/ [[Dancers stretch and rehearse on stage.]]
/ Title: "We get the theater early so Chelsea can set up." / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew sits alone in the auditorium, bored. Chelsea works on a laptop at the lighting board in back. Something catches Matthew's eye.]] / PANEL 3
/ [[A dancer walks into the theater... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060227.html |
| NY: Part 16: A Björginning | PANEL 1
/ [[Matthew sits in the audience in a darkened theater. Musical notes fly overhead.]]
/ Title: "The show begins."
/ Matthew: (Ooo-sounds like Björk.) / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew's point of view of a small screen on stage.]]
/ Matthew: (Why such a small screen?) / PANEL 3
/ [The screen moves.] / PANEL... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060306.html |
| NY: Part 17: Inspirado | PANEL 1
/ [[Silhouettes dance behind screens.]]
/ Title: "The show gives me a creative buzz that I haven't felt in a long time." / PANEL 2
/ [[Dancers with circular screens attached to their hands and head.]] / PANEL 3
/ [[Sarah sits in the middle of a huge parachute dress.]]
/ Title: "Suddenly I want to... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060313.html |
| NY: Part 18: Articulation | PANEL 1
/ [[Close-up: Matthew and Chelsea face each other while they talk and walk through New York at night.]]
/ Matthew: "The opening theme sounded like Björk's 'Alarm Call' *"
/ Title: "* I meant 'Possibly Maybe.'"
/ Chelsea: "That's funny, I actually named the first track 'Björginning.'" / PANEL 2
/ [[Medium... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060327.html |
| NY: Part 19: Always Greener | PANEL 1
/ [[Bird's eye view of three tables in a candle lit restaurant, Matthew, Meredith, Chelsea and the rest of the group sit at the first table.]]
/ Title: "I spend most of dinner engaged in polite small talk." / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew talks to Barbara and Ron, the rest of the dinner party out of focus... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060403.html |
| NY: Part 20: Attached? Me? | PANEL 1
/ [[Meredith, Chelsea and Matthew stand at a crosswalk.]]
/ Meredith: "That boy at the restaurant was so smitten with you." / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew's memory of the handsome boy from the restaurant, standing with Chelsea.]]
/ Boy from the restaurant: "You have a very pure face."
/ Chelsea: "Um...thanks." / PANEL... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060410.html |
| NY: Part 21: Stop! Thief! | PANEL 1
/ [[A thief runs through the subway with a purse]]
/ Title: "On the opposite platform a purse is stolen." "What if it had happened on our side?" / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew, Chelsea and Meredith witness the robbery.]] / PANEL 3
/ [[Matthew, Chelsea and Meredith's feet.]]
/ Matthew: (I'm the only one not... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060417.html |
| NY: Part 22: Podiatric Hygiene | PANEL 1
/ [[Chelsea sits on an inflatable mattress, rubs her unclean feet on the blanket.]]
/ Matthew: (Chelsea wore open shoes all day.) / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew sleepily stares at her feet on his bed.]]
/ Matthew: (It's like the city of New York is sitting on my bed.) / PANEL 3
/ [[Matthew slouches in the... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060501.html |
| NY: Part 23: My Spoon Is Too Big! | PANEL 1
/ [[Montage of Matthew waking up, turning off his alarm, showering, brushing his teeth, making his bed.]]
/ Sound FX: "BEEP BEEP" "SQUEAK SQUEAK" "BRUSH BRUSH" "HISS HISS"
/ Title: I've always been a morning person." / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew knocks on Chelsea's bedroom door.]]
/ Title: Chelsea...not... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060508.html |
| NY: Part 24: My Spoon Is Still Inappropriately Sized! | PANEL 1
/ [[Chelsea and Matthew leave the apartment building.]]
/ Chelsea: "My spoon is too big! / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew looks away shyly.]]
/ Matthew: "Did you want to have breakfast with your dad by yourself? Cause I can stay here." / PANEL 3
/ [[Chelsea takes Matthew's arm and pulls him close.]]
/ Chelsea:... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060515.html |
| NY: Part 25: Ups And Downs | PANEL 1
/ [[Over Matthew's shoulder, looking at Chelsea as they walk.]]
/ Chelsea: "So-and-so's gained a lot of weight since I last saw her."
/ Matthew: "Huh."
/ Chelsea: "She's always gone up and down like that though."
/ Matthew: (Did she forget that I find weight gain sexy?) / PANEL 2
/ [[The two of them... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060522.html |
| NY: Part 26: Oddly Arousing | PANEL 1
/ [[Matthew and Chelsea walk through Brooklyn]]
/ Matthew: (Weight loss? God I'm fishing for flaws.) (A simple change in appearance is not going to magically end my attachment.) / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew imagines Chelsea as a punk rocker.]]
/ Matthew: (Unless...) (Nah.) (That's not likely.) / PANEL... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060529.html |
| NY: Part 27: Beignets To The Rescue | PANEL 1
/ [[Matthew, Chelsea, Ron and Barbara sit down for breakfast, Matthew takes a drink of water.]]
/ Title: They're talking about Chelsea's nanny work with an autistic boy.
/ Matthew: (She's making a real difference in people's lives.) / PANEL 2
/ [[Matthew stares down at his water glass.]]
/ Matthew:... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060605.html |
| NY: Part 28: Flapper | PANEL 1
/ [[Chelsea checks her watch as she and Matthew walk through NY, Matthew looks up at the buildings.]]
/ Title: We're late picking up Brian from the train station. I don't know Brian. He might be her boyfriend. This wouldn't be the first time I missed the signals. / PANEL 2
/ [[Chelsea and Matthew... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060612.html |
| NY: Part 29: Golden Shower | PANEL 1
/ [[Chelsea introduces Matthew to Brian, they shake hands.]]
/ Title: The jealousy subsides when I meet him. / PANEL 2
/ [[Brian stops to get a hot dog from a vendor while they walk.]]
/ Brian: "What did they cut?"
/ Matthew: "There was supposed to be a golden shower." / PANEL 3
/ [[Brian, Chelsea... http://non-gravity.com/archive/iiong_060619.html |