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| Is there a Mutiny on the house? | knock knock
/ zzz. / Arr! This had better be good! I needs me beauty sleep! / It's a mutiny captain!
/ Oh. / Shiver me Timbers! Just what I needed to start off, me day. http://pirateandalien.com/archive/01.html |
| It's time to wake up | zzz... / zzz... / BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! / OOF! / What a way to begin my first day on the job! http://pirateandalien.com/archive/02.html |
| A Pirate with No Booty? | Ok, Captain. Time to wrap it up, Crews Waiting!
/ Yar! Yar! / Do I get to keep me BOOTY?
/ um, that would be a no. / ARRCH! What be a pirate without his booty? / A worthless bum with a flat ass?
/ very funny! http://pirateandalien.com/archive/03.html |
| Do you smell something? | Alien's Dad: Son! Stop eating so fast! You don't want to FART all day and Scare off the aliens!
/ Alien: Yeah, dad. / Alien's Dad:Your mom and I are real proud of you. You're going to make a great INTERSTELLAR ZOOLOGIST.
/ Alien: Thanks Dad! / Alien's Dad: So, where are you going?
/ Alien: Let's see,... http://pirateandalien.com/archive/04.html |
| A Plea to the Common Pirate | Pirate: Gentleman o' fortune, I make a pledge for more looting and wenches!
/ Pirates (OS): YAR!!! / Pirate: And 3, no 5 ales for every honest day of pirating!
/ Pirates (OS): YAR!!! / Pirate: And from hence forth friday's will be known as casual fridays where we can let our hair down a lil' bit!
/ Pirates... http://pirateandalien.com/archive/05.html |
| Who Needs The Galactic Bus? | Alien: Look at the time, I really got to rush if I want to catch the Galactic Bus. / Alien's Dad: Hold on Boy!
/ Alien's Mom: Your dad and I have a little surprise for you. / Alien: Did you make me Lunch?
/ Alien's Parents: No.
/ Alien: Knit me a sweater?
/ Alien's Parents: No.
/ Alien: Write me a song?
/ Alien's... http://pirateandalien.com/archive/06.html |
| 2 Weeks Notice? | [[Pirate stands on the plank, looking at the water below.]] / Pirate: I don't even get 2 weeks notice? / Pirate 1: Hee Hee!
/ Pirate 2: Har Har! / Pirate: So what's my severence package look like?
/ Pirates (OP): HAR! HEE! HAR! HOO! / Pirate: You back stabbin' lilly livered bilge rats!
/ Pirate: I taught... http://pirateandalien.com/archive/07.html |
| UFO Driving Lessons? | [[Alien flies off in his brand new UFO saucer]] / Alien's Dad: I'm worried about that boy! / Alien's Mom: He'll be fine. You have to let go. / Alien's Mom: He's a smart man with a bright future. / Alien's Dad: I think we should have taught him how to drive! Blorvak save him now...
/ Alien's Mom: Good... http://pirateandalien.com/archive/08.html |
| A True Friend to the End | [[Pirate Stands on the Plank, waiting to be thrown off the ship]] / Pirate #1: Hold it! We do have something you can take off our hands.
/ Pirate: What Be that? / Pirate#1: Yer Damn Bird! What a Cliche!
/ Bartholomew: Red Rum! / Pirate: Bartholomew! You've come to my rescue! My trusty parrot friend,... http://pirateandalien.com/archive/09.html |
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