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|Is there a Mutiny on the house?||knock knock / zzz. / Arr! This had better be good! I needs me beauty sleep! / It's a mutiny captain! / Oh. / Shiver me Timbers! Just what I needed to start off, me day.|
|It's time to wake up||zzz... / zzz... / BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! / OOF! / What a way to begin my first day on the job!|
|A Pirate with No Booty?||Ok, Captain. Time to wrap it up, Crews Waiting! / Yar! Yar! / Do I get to keep me BOOTY? / um, that would be a no. / ARRCH! What be a pirate without his booty? / A worthless bum with a flat ass? / very funny!|
|Do you smell something?||Alien's Dad: Son! Stop eating so fast! You don't want to FART all day and Scare off the aliens! / Alien: Yeah, dad. / Alien's Dad:Your mom and I are real proud of you. You're going to make a great INTERSTELLAR ZOOLOGIST. / Alien: Thanks Dad! / Alien's Dad: So, where are you going? / Alien: Let's see,...|
|A Plea to the Common Pirate||Pirate: Gentleman o' fortune, I make a pledge for more looting and wenches! / Pirates (OS): YAR!!! / Pirate: And 3, no 5 ales for every honest day of pirating! / Pirates (OS): YAR!!! / Pirate: And from hence forth friday's will be known as casual fridays where we can let our hair down a lil' bit! / Pirates...|
|Who Needs The Galactic Bus?||Alien: Look at the time, I really got to rush if I want to catch the Galactic Bus. / Alien's Dad: Hold on Boy! / Alien's Mom: Your dad and I have a little surprise for you. / Alien: Did you make me Lunch? / Alien's Parents: No. / Alien: Knit me a sweater? / Alien's Parents: No. / Alien: Write me a song? / Alien's...|
|2 Weeks Notice?||[[Pirate stands on the plank, looking at the water below.]] / Pirate: I don't even get 2 weeks notice? / Pirate 1: Hee Hee! / Pirate 2: Har Har! / Pirate: So what's my severence package look like? / Pirates (OP): HAR! HEE! HAR! HOO! / Pirate: You back stabbin' lilly livered bilge rats! / Pirate: I taught...|
|UFO Driving Lessons?||[[Alien flies off in his brand new UFO saucer]] / Alien's Dad: I'm worried about that boy! / Alien's Mom: He'll be fine. You have to let go. / Alien's Mom: He's a smart man with a bright future. / Alien's Dad: I think we should have taught him how to drive! Blorvak save him now... / Alien's Mom: Good...|
|A True Friend to the End||[[Pirate Stands on the Plank, waiting to be thrown off the ship]] / Pirate #1: Hold it! We do have something you can take off our hands. / Pirate: What Be that? / Pirate#1: Yer Damn Bird! What a Cliche! / Bartholomew: Red Rum! / Pirate: Bartholomew! You've come to my rescue! My trusty parrot friend,...|
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