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Is there a Mutiny on the house? knock knock / zzz. / Arr! This had better be good! I needs me beauty sleep! / It's a mutiny captain! / Oh. / Shiver me Timbers! Just what I needed to start off, me day.
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It's time to wake up zzz... / zzz... / BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! / OOF! / What a way to begin my first day on the job!
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A Pirate with No Booty? Ok, Captain. Time to wrap it up, Crews Waiting! / Yar! Yar! / Do I get to keep me BOOTY? / um, that would be a no. / ARRCH! What be a pirate without his booty? / A worthless bum with a flat ass? / very funny!
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Do you smell something? Alien's Dad: Son! Stop eating so fast! You don't want to FART all day and Scare off the aliens! / Alien: Yeah, dad. / Alien's Dad:Your mom and I are real proud of you. You're going to make a great INTERSTELLAR ZOOLOGIST. / Alien: Thanks Dad! / Alien's Dad: So, where are you going? / Alien: Let's see, EARTH, 18th century! / Alien's Dad: BORING! Well I guess you got to start out on the low rung of the ladder. / Alien's Dad: You smell something? / Alien: Umm... No.
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A Plea to the Common Pirate Pirate: Gentleman o' fortune, I make a pledge for more looting and wenches! / Pirates (OS): YAR!!! / Pirate: And 3, no 5 ales for every honest day of pirating! / Pirates (OS): YAR!!! / Pirate: And from hence forth friday's will be known as casual fridays where we can let our hair down a lil' bit! / Pirates (OS): YAR!!! / Pirate: So how be it mateys? Am I Filthy Jerome still captain of his here Sea Cow? / Pirates (OS): NO!!! / Pirate: Arrr, Shiver me timbers!
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Who Needs The Galactic Bus? Alien: Look at the time, I really got to rush if I want to catch the Galactic Bus. / Alien's Dad: Hold on Boy! / Alien's Mom: Your dad and I have a little surprise for you. / Alien: Did you make me Lunch? / Alien's Parents: No. / Alien: Knit me a sweater? / Alien's Parents: No. / Alien: Write me a song? / Alien's Parents: No. / Alien: Do my chores? / Alien's Parents: No. / Alien: Sell me into slavery? / Alien's Parents: Just look out the damn window! / [[Alien looks through a window to see a brand new spaceship.]] / Alien: ZEEP! ZEEP!
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2 Weeks Notice? [[Pirate stands on the plank, looking at the water below.]] / Pirate: I don't even get 2 weeks notice? / Pirate 1: Hee Hee! / Pirate 2: Har Har! / Pirate: So what's my severence package look like? / Pirates (OP): HAR! HEE! HAR! HOO! / Pirate: You back stabbin' lilly livered bilge rats! / Pirate: I taught yee's well.
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UFO Driving Lessons? [[Alien flies off in his brand new UFO saucer]] / Alien's Dad: I'm worried about that boy! / Alien's Mom: He'll be fine. You have to let go. / Alien's Mom: He's a smart man with a bright future. / Alien's Dad: I think we should have taught him how to drive! Blorvak save him now... / Alien's Mom: Good point.
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A True Friend to the End [[Pirate Stands on the Plank, waiting to be thrown off the ship]] / Pirate #1: Hold it! We do have something you can take off our hands. / Pirate: What Be that? / Pirate#1: Yer Damn Bird! What a Cliche! / Bartholomew: Red Rum! / Pirate: Bartholomew! You've come to my rescue! My trusty parrot friend, a soulmate you might say. Oh how it makes me ol' pirate heart warm to see you give up yer life to join me in the briny deep. You couldn't bare to live yer life without me, eh? / Bartholomew: Bugger off!
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