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today is a beautiful day	T-Rex: Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinosaur, stomping on things is the best part of my day, indeed! / T-Rex: gasp / T-Rex: What's that, little house? You wish you were back in your own time? THAT IS TOO BAD FOR YOU / T-Rex: Perhaps you too will get a stomping, little... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1
a rare pleasure indeed	T-Rex: With that Utahraptor out of the way I feel better! A rare pleasure indeed, to have your problems put behind you and the future full of promise! / T-Rex: Imagine if that Utahraptor slipped in the shower? / T-Rex: He'd certainly wish he'd stomped the soap out of the way (much as I now stomp this... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2
i feel today that my actions will be charged with symbolism	T-Rex: I feel today that my actions will be charged with symbolism. / T-Rex: gasp / T-Rex: As a male, I take on the position of the Everyman - with the latter syllable perhaps the most important from our post-Feminist perspective. The house clearly represents repressed femininity, at once recalling... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3
lesbians!	T-Rex: I had a friend (female) who dated her roommate (also female). / T-Rex: Lesbians! / T-Rex: Of course there's always a danger when you go down the 'date-the-person-you-live-with' road. / The House: oh baby i'm so glad we already live together and now are in a relationship; it's bound to make things... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4
extraordinary claims	T-Rex: The realization that I've had a homosexual affair with the Utahraptor THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER AT ALL profoundly disturbs me. How could I forget such a thing? / T-Rex: I wonder what it was like? Maybe I was really good! / T-Rex: Or MAYBE he's making the whole thing up! That would explain why I... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=5

a flashback and a poem	T-Rex: Knowing that the Utahraptor and I have had an illicit affair has put a new spin on our relation. I hope the easy camaraderie we share will not be lost. / T-Rex: I also hope I was the one who ended it. / Narrator: THREE YEARS AGO / T-Rex: What about all the good times we shared? How can you be... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=6
an educational installment	T-Rex: Anyway, I've had enough of that Utahraptor and his ilk. I don't care what he thinks we did! / T-Rex: What I do care about is vitamin B12! / Narrator: VITAMIN B12 / NArrator: an educational installment / Dromiceiomimus: Vitamin B12: What is it? / T-Rex: Vitamin B12, also called cobalamin, is important... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=7
if you call that living!	T-Rex: I have thought of the snappiest comeback ever! All I have to do is trick that Utahraptor into telling me what he'd like to make a living doing, if he had a choice. Then I can say: / T-Rex: "Well, sure..." / T-Rex: "If you call that 'living'!" / T-Rex: He will be so shocked! I expect this "zinger"... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=8
not being a utahraptor!	T-Rex: Ok, so that last joke didn't work so well. But wait till he hears this one! I'll say "You know what's great?" / T-Rex: "Not being a Utahraptor!" / T-Rex: That's what he is! That's why it is such a good joke! Do you get it? / Dromiceiomimus: Yeah it just seems, I don't know... a little racist. / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=9
utaught me how to be a stupid jerk!	T-Rex: I have felt the harsh sting of my own racial joke turned against me! Luckily, I've been saving a joke for just such an occasion. / T-Rex: All of those hours of thinking up insults for hypothetical enemies has finally paid off! / T-Rex: So, my racist joke somehow backfired on me. / Dromeciomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=10

pointing out the failures of others	T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for pointing out the failures of others! / T-Rex: I will consider it as a public service! / T-Rex: To begin: your house is too small and your car is slightly out of scale! And you! Your colouring is improbable! / T-Rex: You, tiny woman, are too tiny and also lack... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=11
happy valentine's day with two comics	T-Rex: Imagine if we had a beach ball to kick around! / T-Rex: It would be so much fun! / Imaginary T-Rex: woo! party! [[T-Rex is imagining himself holding a beach ball, he looks so happy]] / Imaginary T-Rex: catch! / Imaginary Utahraptor: ha ha! [[both Utahraptor and T-Rex are being imagined by T-Rex]] / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=12
happy valentine's day with two comics	T-Rex: Imagine if we had a beach ball to kick around! / T-Rex: It would be so much fun! / Imaginary T-Rex: woo! party! [[T-Rex is imagining himself holding a beach ball, he looks so happy]] / Imaginary T-Rex: catch! / Imaginary Utahraptor: ha ha! [[both Utahraptor and T-Rex are being imagined by T-Rex]] / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=12
a shocking discovery	T-Rex: I wonder if I'm the only one that feels as if he isn't living up to his own potential? / T-Rex: As a dinosaur, I mean. / T-Rex: It's time to live this day... TO THE MAX! / T-Rex: RARGH! I am getting the most out of destroying this tiny log cabin! / T-Rex: It's been nice weather too! / T-Rex: My... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=13
destruction is the natural response	T-Rex: Forget it! All these personal revelations have left me baffled, disoriented. Values are baseless and nothing can be known or communicated! / T-Rex: I believe this is called "nihilism". / T-Rex: When we abandon illusions, life is revealed as nothing! It is nothing short of absurd! / T-Rex: There... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=14
cornwall	T-Rex: I've got a question: who the hell goes to Cornwall? / T-Rex: Seriously! / T-Rex: Who the hell goes to Cornwall? / Dromiceiomimus: Seriously, who does that? / Utahraptor: Who the hell goes to Cornwall? / T-Rex: I know! / T-Rex + Utahraptor: Who the hell goes to Cornwall? / T-Rex: Seriously! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=15

compressed film comics I	Narrator: COMPRESSED FILM COMICS / Narrator: TODAY'S FILM: JURASSIC PARK / T-Rex: Sweet! / T-Rex: Ooh! I get to be the T-Rex! / Narrator: SOMEWHERE ON A PACIFIC ISLAND.. / T-Rex: Rawr! I represent nature and cannot be controlled! Watch as I destroy this house, representing humanity's folly! / Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=16
destruction justified via science	T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for taking control of my life! No longer will I allow myself to be pushed around (by random chance or otherwise)! / T-Rex: My old push-over self is extinct - now I'm a self-motivated dynamo! / T-Rex: Stupid log cabin in my way! Prepare to be returned to the ground!... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=17
relationships take time and effort	T-Rex: Man... after what happened yesterday, I guess there is a certain tension between myself and the Utahraptor. Well, I'm going to make sure that tension ends... / T-Rex: ... right now! / T-Rex: Hey, do you know how I could stop the Utahraptor from not being friends with me? / Dromiceiomimus- Maybe... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=18
i don't like where this one is going	T-Rex: Man, I totally blew it yesterday with the Utahraptor. Why did I make a joke about his mom? / T-Rex: Why oh why did I make a joke about his mom? / T-Rex: Hey, I need some more advice. How can I apologise to the Utahraptor for saying that I had sex with his mom last night? / Dromiceiomimus: You... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=19
two weeks later...	Narrator: TWO WEEKS LATER... / T-Rex: After all the crazy adventures in sexy exciting locales we've had over the past two weeks, it seems that the Utahraptor and I are friends again! / T-Rex: It's been a memorable two weeks indeed! / T-Rex: Do you recall a few days ago, when we had that hilarious conversation? / Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=20

compressed film comics II	Narrator: COMPRESSED FILM COMICS / Narrator: TODAY'S FILM: / Narrator: BACK TO THE FUTURE / T-Rex: Awesome! I get to be Marty! / T-Rex: "This is heavy"! / T-Rex: First things's first! We have to travel back in time to 1955! / NARRATOR: Saturday, November 5th, 1955 / T-Rex: That was easy! / T-Rex: Ok, I've... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=21
awkward moments	T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for people volunteering unwanted personal information about themselves! / T-Rex: Should be awkward! / Narrator: AWKWARD MOMENTS COMICS / Dromiceiomimus: You know, I've never really been comfortable with being a vegetarian Dromiceiomimus. / T-Rex: Oh. / T-Rex: I see. / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=22
comics for the easily confused	T-Rex: I have received complaints. Apparently I can be difficult to follow, and sometimes people get confused. / T-Rex: I hope that will not be the case today, with... / Narrator: COMICS FOR THE EASILY CONFUSED / T-Rex: I will go for a walk and talk about the weather. / T-Rex: Nice weather today, isn't... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=23
i have to say i love you, in a song	T-Rex: Everytime I tried to tell you / T-Rex: the words / T-Rex: just came out wrong / T-Rex: So, I have to say I love you / T-Rex: IN A SONG! / T-Rex: What? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=24
dreams	T-Rex: I dreamed last night that I was sleeping in av ery tiny car. / T-Rex: When I woke up, my arms were sore! / T-Rex: True story! / T-Rex: But of course I don't try to read too much into that... / T-Rex: It was probably just some random neurons firing in my brain! / Narrator: a very tiny car... COINCIDENCE?... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=25

reuters article	Narrator: Sept. 6th, 1999: "A new series of fossilized dinosaur tracks was discovered today near Drumheller, in Alberta, Canada. The tracks appear to be those of a fully grown / Narrator: Tyrannosaurus Rex / Narrator: but paleontologists are confused as to the origin of what appear to be fossilized... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=26
i see all my relationships in economic terms	Narrator: "THE MEASURE OF A MAN" / Narrator: A CAUTIONARY TALE / Narrator: TOLD VIA DINOSAUR PROXY / Narrator: PART ONE / T-Rex: I see all of my relations in economic terms! You provide value to me by providing me a "sounding board" for my ideas, and also (potentially) as a mate! / T-Rex: Conversely,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=27
the portrait of a dinosaur in crisis	Narrator: "THE MEASURE OF A MAN" / Narrator: A CAUTIONARY TALE / Narrator: TOLD VIA DINOSAUR PROXY / Narrator: PART TWO / T-Rex: I can't believe that I didn't see that obvious flaw in my new philosophy!* / T-Rex: I've got to start thinking these things through. / T-Rex: Wait - that's it! / * see last ish!... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=28
choose your own adventure: dinosaurus rex	Narrator: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE / Narrator: YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE STORY! CHOOSE FROM 2 POSSIBLE ENDINGS! / Narrator: DINOSAURUS REX / Narrator: You are a T-Rex, undisputed King of the Dinosaurs. You are out stomping when you see a log cabin! Turn to panel 2. / Narrator: As you walk up to the cabin,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=29

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