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allene! lessons in sharing">guest week: allene! lessons in sharing [[T-Rex is holding a strawberry milkshake. A woman is next to him, reaching for it.]] / Narrator: Lessons in Sharing: Featuring T-Rex / T-Rex: mm! strawberry, my favourite! / Woman: C'mon T-Rex! We got 2 straws for a reason! / {{alt-text: WHAT}}
jeph jacques! stop slouching">guest week: jeph jacques! stop slouching T-Rex: Having proper posture is very important! / T-Rex: Stop slouching! / T-Rex: Having proper posture enables me to stomp this house without injuring my delicate, ladylike ankles! / T-Rex: Here, I'll demonstrate again, this time on a tiny human lady! / Utahraptor: Uh...T-Rex? / Utahraptor: First...
james turner! one hundred tiny ninjas">guest week: james turner! one hundred tiny ninjas [[Ninjas are attacking T-Rex throughout panel 1-4]] / T-Rex: Man, I'm getting fed up with fighting these ninjas all the time... / T-Rex: ...REALLY fed up! / Dromiceiomimus: Don't you get fed up with fighting ninjas all the time t-rex? / T-Rex: Do I? Hell Yeah! Maybe if I smash their log dojo and ninja-mobile...
nicky gurewitch! being a magician">guest week: nicky gurewitch! being a magician T-Rex: Too much of my life has been spent on not being a magician. It's time to change all that. / T-Rex: For my first trick, I will make an entire house disappear! / T-Rex: ABRA-CAD- / Dromiceiomimus: I can magically change myself into a raptor. / Utahraptor: See?
justin pierce! space rex">guest week: justin pierce! space rex T-Rex: People of space, I hear your plea... / T-Rex: "Avenge me, T-Rex!" / Space Rex: Or, should I say... / Space Rex: Space Rex! / Narrator: Soon... / Space Rex: Do you hear it, my trusted sidekick? / Space Rex: The silent screams of millions? / Dromiceiomimus: No, I... guess it's just you. Mister, uh... / Space...
 
aaron farber! another beautiful day">guest week: aaron farber! another beautiful day T-Rex: Ah, another beautiful day. / T-Rex: ...OR IS IT!? / Dromiceiomimus: ...What? What kind of question was that? / T-Rex: I'm attempting to build dramatic tension! / Utahraptor: I really don't think you can turn the relative beauty of weather into a dramatic event, T-Rex. / T-Rex: Oh, but that's...
andy hirsch! change">guest week: andy hirsch! change T-Rex: It's decided! / T-Rex: Change is good! / T-Rex: If I change this cup: recyclable material! / Dromiceiomimus: Gasp! / T-Rex: My children's children would thank me! / Utahraptor: Wait! / Utahraptor: You're ignoring some of the immediate consequences of your actions. / T-Rex: My root beer! / T-Rex:...
raccoons: nature's most sinister mammal T-Rex: Oh man, there were a whole bunch of raccoons hanging around outside my house last night! I was like, / T-Rex: Aaaaaahhhh! / Dromiceiomimus: Hah hah! I don't believe it! T-Rex - you're afraid of raccoons! / T-Rex: There's nothing funny about this! They're damned freaky animals! They're SMART...
cephalopods: oh my goodness what went wrong T-Rex: Damned sinister raccoons are still hanging around outside my house! And just when I thought things couldn't get more freaky, their cephalopod friends showed up! / T-Rex: I was like, / T-Rex: "What? AAAAHHHHH!" / Dromiceiomimus: Cephalopods? Like squid? / T-Rex: Squid cuttlefish, and other similarly...
guess who's coming to dinner T-Rex: So the good news is that the raccoons and cephalopods aren't hanging around my house anymore! / T-Rex: The BAD news is that they've moved in together next door! / Dromiceiomimus: Really! Wow, that's quite a development! / T-Rex: Yeah, quite a sinister development! The two animals I find the...
 
in which t-rex walks around telling people stories Narrator: We join our story as T-Rex is relaying dumb stories he's heard and believes to be true. / T-Rex: Time to educate my peers...through the medium of incredibly true facts! / T-Rex: Hello Dromiceiomimus! Did you know that if you held your eyes open when you sneezed, the could pop out? Pop! / Dromiceiomimus:...
sad comics Narrator: SAD COMICS / T-Rex: It's true! / T-Rex: Sometimes I get a little sad! / T-Rex: You wouldn't guess it from my rugged exterior, but beneath my tremendous frame beats the heart of a sensitive man. So sensitive! / Utahraptor: T-Rex, you're talking about how sensitive you are while simultaneously...
from the greek nostos ("a return home") algos ("pain") T-Rex: I've changed my mind! You know what's great? / T-Rex: Nostalgia! / T-Rex: Hot Wheels(TM) cars! / T-Rex: Simpler videogames! / T-Rex: Less swearing on the radio? / T-Rex: Woooo! / Narrator: LATER: / T-Rex: ...BMX(TM) bikes! / Utahraptor: Are you listing things that you find nostalgic? / T-Rex:...
the devil in: mmorpgs Devil: GREETINGS TO YOU T-REX / T-Rex: The Devil!! / T-Rex: What's that matter: run out of video games? / Devil: NO THE VIDEOED GAMES ARE QUITE PLENTIFUL INDEED / Devil: I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SEVERAL MMORPGS OF LATE / T-Rex: Huh? / Devil: THEY ARE GAMES PLAYED ONLINE WITH A LARGE NUMBER OF STRANGERS / Devil:...
spam protection systems / TOUCH FOOTBALL! T-Rex: I sent an email to some dude today, and it came back with a verification message I had to reply to in order to prove I was "legit"! / T-Rex: Stupid whitelist spam protection systems! / Dromiceiomimus: Huh? You don't like spam protection systems? / T-Rex: Not these ones! They're inherently flawed,...
 
nothing you can say will scare me! T-Rex: So! Life proceeds, despite the fact that I've got the freakiest neighbors ever. Who wants to live next door to sinister raccoons and cephalopods? / T-Rex: Not me! / T-Rex: The ONLY advantage I can think of is that it'll be cool on Hallowe'en. That's it! And that's not even much of an advantage,...
adjectivizing is the new verbing T-Rex: Oh man, I'm still a little tired from last night! / T-Rex: Time to go and get some HEARTY MAN SLEEP! / Dromiceiomimus: "Hearty man sleep"? / T-Rex: Damn straight Dromiceiomimus! I am recently ALL ABOUT adding "man" in front of things to make them sound all the more manly. You should see me man...
post-communism T-Rex: So what's the deal with... / T-Rex: ...POST-COMMUNISM? / Dromiceiomimus: You're going to have to define that for me, T-Rex! / T-Rex: It's what comes after communism, I think. Basically, what's the deal with it? / Utahraptor: You don't have any idea what post-communism is, do you T-Rex? / T-Rex:...
averaged emotions T-Rex: Would it not be pretty neat to average out your emotional states across your entire life? / T-Rex: I bet I'd never be sad again! / Dromiceiomimus: But you'd never be happy again either! You'd probably be in this grey state of apathy for every second of the rest of your life! That doesn't sound...
supportive sounds for post-breakup dudes T-Rex: Here are some bad things to say to someone who just broke up with his long-term girlfriend! / T-Rex: "Wasn't she the best ever?" / T-Rex: "I was always impressed with her wit, her beauty, her intelligence and her sense of humour." / T-Rex: "It's too bad you never go married, eh?" / T-Rex: "I...
 
politeness and insincerity and what have you T-Rex: I concede that, sometimes, it's nice to be polite! However! / T-Rex: I also believe that it's NOT nice to be insincere. I am in conflict! / T-Rex: This is because there are situations in which being polite implies being insincere. For example, I may think someone looks pretty ridiculous in their...
okay so i didn't use the british spelling of 'manoeuvre' but whatever! T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for more SECRETS of the MEDICAL PROFESSION! / T-Rex: Wooo! Secrets!! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, you know how doctors will hit your knee with a hammer to test your reflexes? / Dromiceiomimus: Indeed I do! / T-Rex: WELL! In some cases the patient will be too aware of what's...
let history be the judge T-Rex: Today is an excellend day I think for walking aroudn like I own the place! / T-Rex: Woo! Looks like my day just got filled up! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, would you say that I'm an excellent dude for walking around like I own the place? / Dromiceiomimus: Actually, my friend, I would disagree! I...
internet diary and optimism comics! Narrator: INTERNET DIARY COMICS / T-Rex: Hey, I have a great idea! I'll get a webpage, and then I'll put up all sorts of personal stuff about myself and my friends on it! / T-Rex: Then when it blows up in my face, I'll - Um! / T-Rex: Anyway, to the internet! / Narrator: OPTIMISM COMIS / Utahraptor:...
special guest appearance by that joey comeau kid T-Rex: Everybody dies. / [[No dialog]] / [[No dialog]] / [[No dialog]] / [[No dialog]] / T-Rex: But we've still got some time!
 
explode is often a transitive verb in dinosaur land T-Rex: In order to make things easier for myself AND my peers, I am construction a personl Enemies of T-Rex List (Enemies List)! / T-Rex: Featuring: corporations! / T-Rex: First on my list are the people who make those cans of frozen concentrated juice at the grocery store. When I open them, they sometimes...
criminal record: helicopter theft T-Rex: Man, the coolest thing ever? / T-Rex: Skateboarding out of a friggin' crashing helicopter! / T-Rex: The ONLY way it could be better is if you yelled "EXTREME!" on the way down. "Whoah! Extreme!!" / Dromiceiomimus: That is pretty extreme! / T-Rex: You know it! And plus, you could do extreme tricks...
autobiography still not working out T-Rex: Last night I started to write my own autobiography! However, I had to stop after a while because, as it turns out, my life is NOT THAT INTERESTING. / T-Rex: Imagine my dismay at coming to such a realization! / T-Rex: Therefore I have resolved to make my life better "copy" and will, from now...
three years before the great war T-Rex: "Mary was a young girl, 15 years old, and desperately in love with her next door neighbour, Tom." / T-Rex: "It was three years before the Great War!" / T-Rex: "Tom sat on his porch in the cooling night. 'How do you do?' said Mary, curtseying slightly. 'Hullo Mary,' said Tom, 'How are your folks.'...
t-rex and his dinosaur friends in: "gender? huh?" T-Rex: I've been thinking about gender roles! Is gender a social construct? / T-Rex: Or, does it refer specifically to the persuasion of one's naughty bits? / Dromiceiomimus: Well T-Rex, it can't be a purely biological construct, because there are people born intersexed! / T-Rex: This is true! Plus,...
t-rex and his dinosaur friends in: "gender? huh?" T-Rex: I've been thinking about gender roles! Is gender a social construct? / T-Rex: Or, does it refer specifically to the persuasion of one's naughty bits? / Dromiceiomimus: Well T-Rex, it can't be a purely biological construct, because there are people born intersexed! / T-Rex: This is true! Plus,...
 

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