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allene! lessons in sharing">guest week: allene! lessons in sharing	[[T-Rex is holding a strawberry milkshake. A woman is next to him, reaching for it.]] / Narrator: Lessons in Sharing: Featuring T-Rex / T-Rex: mm! strawberry, my favourite! / Woman: C'mon T-Rex! We got 2 straws for a reason! / {{alt-text: WHAT}} http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=485
jeph jacques! stop slouching">guest week: jeph jacques! stop slouching	T-Rex: Having proper posture is very important! / T-Rex: Stop slouching! / T-Rex: Having proper posture enables me to stomp this house without injuring my delicate, ladylike ankles! / T-Rex: Here, I'll demonstrate again, this time on a tiny human lady! / Utahraptor: Uh...T-Rex? / Utahraptor: First... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=486
james turner! one hundred tiny ninjas">guest week: james turner! one hundred tiny ninjas	[[Ninjas are attacking T-Rex throughout panel 1-4]] / T-Rex: Man, I'm getting fed up with fighting these ninjas all the time... / T-Rex: ...REALLY fed up! / Dromiceiomimus: Don't you get fed up with fighting ninjas all the time t-rex? / T-Rex: Do I? Hell Yeah! Maybe if I smash their log dojo and ninja-mobile... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=487
nicky gurewitch! being a magician">guest week: nicky gurewitch! being a magician	T-Rex: Too much of my life has been spent on not being a magician. It's time to change all that. / T-Rex: For my first trick, I will make an entire house disappear! / T-Rex: ABRA-CAD- / Dromiceiomimus: I can magically change myself into a raptor. / Utahraptor: See? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=488
justin pierce! space rex">guest week: justin pierce! space rex	T-Rex: People of space, I hear your plea... / T-Rex: "Avenge me, T-Rex!" / Space Rex: Or, should I say... / Space Rex: Space Rex! / Narrator: Soon... / Space Rex: Do you hear it, my trusted sidekick? / Space Rex: The silent screams of millions? / Dromiceiomimus: No, I... guess it's just you. Mister, uh... / Space... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=489

aaron farber! another beautiful day">guest week: aaron farber! another beautiful day	T-Rex: Ah, another beautiful day. / T-Rex: ...OR IS IT!? / Dromiceiomimus: ...What? What kind of question was that? / T-Rex: I'm attempting to build dramatic tension! / Utahraptor: I really don't think you can turn the relative beauty of weather into a dramatic event, T-Rex. / T-Rex: Oh, but that's... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=490
andy hirsch! change">guest week: andy hirsch! change	T-Rex: It's decided! / T-Rex: Change is good! / T-Rex: If I change this cup: recyclable material! / Dromiceiomimus: Gasp! / T-Rex: My children's children would thank me! / Utahraptor: Wait! / Utahraptor: You're ignoring some of the immediate consequences of your actions. / T-Rex: My root beer! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=491
raccoons: nature's most sinister mammal	T-Rex: Oh man, there were a whole bunch of raccoons hanging around outside my house last night! I was like, / T-Rex: Aaaaaahhhh! / Dromiceiomimus: Hah hah! I don't believe it! T-Rex - you're afraid of raccoons! / T-Rex: There's nothing funny about this! They're damned freaky animals! They're SMART... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=492
cephalopods: oh my goodness what went wrong	T-Rex: Damned sinister raccoons are still hanging around outside my house! And just when I thought things couldn't get more freaky, their cephalopod friends showed up! / T-Rex: I was like, / T-Rex: "What? AAAAHHHHH!" / Dromiceiomimus: Cephalopods? Like squid? / T-Rex: Squid cuttlefish, and other similarly... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=493
guess who's coming to dinner	T-Rex: So the good news is that the raccoons and cephalopods aren't hanging around my house anymore! / T-Rex: The BAD news is that they've moved in together next door! / Dromiceiomimus: Really! Wow, that's quite a development! / T-Rex: Yeah, quite a sinister development! The two animals I find the... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=494

in which t-rex walks around telling people stories	Narrator: We join our story as T-Rex is relaying dumb stories he's heard and believes to be true. / T-Rex: Time to educate my peers...through the medium of incredibly true facts! / T-Rex: Hello Dromiceiomimus! Did you know that if you held your eyes open when you sneezed, the could pop out? Pop! / Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=495
sad comics	Narrator: SAD COMICS / T-Rex: It's true! / T-Rex: Sometimes I get a little sad! / T-Rex: You wouldn't guess it from my rugged exterior, but beneath my tremendous frame beats the heart of a sensitive man. So sensitive! / Utahraptor: T-Rex, you're talking about how sensitive you are while simultaneously... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=496
from the greek nostos ("a return home") algos ("pain")	T-Rex: I've changed my mind! You know what's great? / T-Rex: Nostalgia! / T-Rex: Hot Wheels(TM) cars! / T-Rex: Simpler videogames! / T-Rex: Less swearing on the radio? / T-Rex: Woooo! / Narrator: LATER: / T-Rex: ...BMX(TM) bikes! / Utahraptor: Are you listing things that you find nostalgic? / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=497
the devil in: mmorpgs	Devil: GREETINGS TO YOU T-REX / T-Rex: The Devil!! / T-Rex: What's that matter: run out of video games? / Devil: NO THE VIDEOED GAMES ARE QUITE PLENTIFUL INDEED / Devil: I HAVE BEEN PLAYING SEVERAL MMORPGS OF LATE / T-Rex: Huh? / Devil: THEY ARE GAMES PLAYED ONLINE WITH A LARGE NUMBER OF STRANGERS / Devil:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=498
spam protection systems / TOUCH FOOTBALL!	T-Rex: I sent an email to some dude today, and it came back with a verification message I had to reply to in order to prove I was "legit"! / T-Rex: Stupid whitelist spam protection systems! / Dromiceiomimus: Huh? You don't like spam protection systems? / T-Rex: Not these ones! They're inherently flawed,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=499

nothing you can say will scare me!	T-Rex: So! Life proceeds, despite the fact that I've got the freakiest neighbors ever. Who wants to live next door to sinister raccoons and cephalopods? / T-Rex: Not me! / T-Rex: The ONLY advantage I can think of is that it'll be cool on Hallowe'en. That's it! And that's not even much of an advantage,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=500
adjectivizing is the new verbing	T-Rex: Oh man, I'm still a little tired from last night! / T-Rex: Time to go and get some HEARTY MAN SLEEP! / Dromiceiomimus: "Hearty man sleep"? / T-Rex: Damn straight Dromiceiomimus! I am recently ALL ABOUT adding "man" in front of things to make them sound all the more manly. You should see me man... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=501
post-communism	T-Rex: So what's the deal with... / T-Rex: ...POST-COMMUNISM? / Dromiceiomimus: You're going to have to define that for me, T-Rex! / T-Rex: It's what comes after communism, I think. Basically, what's the deal with it? / Utahraptor: You don't have any idea what post-communism is, do you T-Rex? / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=502
averaged emotions	T-Rex: Would it not be pretty neat to average out your emotional states across your entire life? / T-Rex: I bet I'd never be sad again! / Dromiceiomimus: But you'd never be happy again either! You'd probably be in this grey state of apathy for every second of the rest of your life! That doesn't sound... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=503
supportive sounds for post-breakup dudes	T-Rex: Here are some bad things to say to someone who just broke up with his long-term girlfriend! / T-Rex: "Wasn't she the best ever?" / T-Rex: "I was always impressed with her wit, her beauty, her intelligence and her sense of humour." / T-Rex: "It's too bad you never go married, eh?" / T-Rex: "I... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=504

politeness and insincerity and what have you	T-Rex: I concede that, sometimes, it's nice to be polite! However! / T-Rex: I also believe that it's NOT nice to be insincere. I am in conflict! / T-Rex: This is because there are situations in which being polite implies being insincere. For example, I may think someone looks pretty ridiculous in their... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=505
okay so i didn't use the british spelling of 'manoeuvre' but whatever!	T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for more SECRETS of the MEDICAL PROFESSION! / T-Rex: Wooo! Secrets!! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, you know how doctors will hit your knee with a hammer to test your reflexes? / Dromiceiomimus: Indeed I do! / T-Rex: WELL! In some cases the patient will be too aware of what's... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=506
let history be the judge	T-Rex: Today is an excellend day I think for walking aroudn like I own the place! / T-Rex: Woo! Looks like my day just got filled up! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, would you say that I'm an excellent dude for walking around like I own the place? / Dromiceiomimus: Actually, my friend, I would disagree! I... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=507
internet diary and optimism comics!	Narrator: INTERNET DIARY COMICS / T-Rex: Hey, I have a great idea! I'll get a webpage, and then I'll put up all sorts of personal stuff about myself and my friends on it! / T-Rex: Then when it blows up in my face, I'll - Um! / T-Rex: Anyway, to the internet! / Narrator: OPTIMISM COMIS / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=508
special guest appearance by that joey comeau kid	T-Rex: Everybody dies. / [[No dialog]] / [[No dialog]] / [[No dialog]] / [[No dialog]] / T-Rex: But we've still got some time! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=509

explode is often a transitive verb in dinosaur land	T-Rex: In order to make things easier for myself AND my peers, I am construction a personl Enemies of T-Rex List (Enemies List)! / T-Rex: Featuring: corporations! / T-Rex: First on my list are the people who make those cans of frozen concentrated juice at the grocery store. When I open them, they sometimes... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=510
criminal record: helicopter theft	T-Rex: Man, the coolest thing ever? / T-Rex: Skateboarding out of a friggin' crashing helicopter! / T-Rex: The ONLY way it could be better is if you yelled "EXTREME!" on the way down. "Whoah! Extreme!!" / Dromiceiomimus: That is pretty extreme! / T-Rex: You know it! And plus, you could do extreme tricks... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=511
autobiography still not working out	T-Rex: Last night I started to write my own autobiography! However, I had to stop after a while because, as it turns out, my life is NOT THAT INTERESTING. / T-Rex: Imagine my dismay at coming to such a realization! / T-Rex: Therefore I have resolved to make my life better "copy" and will, from now... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=512
three years before the great war	T-Rex: "Mary was a young girl, 15 years old, and desperately in love with her next door neighbour, Tom." / T-Rex: "It was three years before the Great War!" / T-Rex: "Tom sat on his porch in the cooling night. 'How do you do?' said Mary, curtseying slightly. 'Hullo Mary,' said Tom, 'How are your folks.'... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=513
t-rex and his dinosaur friends in: "gender? huh?"	T-Rex: I've been thinking about gender roles! Is gender a social construct? / T-Rex: Or, does it refer specifically to the persuasion of one's naughty bits? / Dromiceiomimus: Well T-Rex, it can't be a purely biological construct, because there are people born intersexed! / T-Rex: This is true! Plus,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=514
t-rex and his dinosaur friends in: "gender? huh?"	T-Rex: I've been thinking about gender roles! Is gender a social construct? / T-Rex: Or, does it refer specifically to the persuasion of one's naughty bits? / Dromiceiomimus: Well T-Rex, it can't be a purely biological construct, because there are people born intersexed! / T-Rex: This is true! Plus,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=514

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