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| bhangra bhangra bhangra bhangra | T-Rex: Copyright is intended to prevent others from ripping off your creations! It used to extend 28 years after you created something, giving you a chance to profit while ensuring good ideas would eventually enter the public domain. / T-Rex: However, lately it's gotten pretty ridiculous! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=575 |
| little lower, little slower | T-Rex: Oh man, I'm gonna work the phrase "little lower, little slower" into every conversation I have today! / T-Rex: Hee hee! It's a good day to be T-Rex! / Narrator: LATER:
/ T-Rex: So I was at the dentist today, and he was all cleaning my teeth, and I was like, "little lower...little slower!"
/ Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=576 |
| lots of things are pretty okay | T-Rex: Wouldn't it be pretty okay to travel at speeds FASTER than that of LIGHT ITSELF?? / T-Rex: I submit that it would be pretty okay indeed! / T-Rex: With that in mind, I'm going to design an engine that can make something go faster than light.
/ Dromiceiomimus: Our current understanding of physics... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=577 |
| kiss me signs | T-Rex: Imagine if I snuck up behind some guy and put a "kick me" sign on his back, only instead of "kick me", it said "kiss me"? Hah hah! / T-Rex: That is one dude who's going to get all the sweet makeouts!! / T-Rex: And he would have no idea why suddenly all these people are making out with him!... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=578 |
| klinical depression komics | T-Rex: There sure is a lot I don't know about ... / T-Rex: CLINICAL DEPRESSION! / Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, you shouldn't joke about clinical depression (major depressive disorder)! It's not very funny.
/ T-Rex: I'm not! I'm just saying that there's a lot I don't know about it. How do you deal with it?... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=579 |
| friends dating friends who date friends who date friends | T-Rex: Okay, so hypothetical situation: let's say you've got two friends who used to totally date each other but now they're broken up, and neither wants to see the other anymore! / T-Rex: Oops!! / T-Rex: The problem this raises for you, as a friend, is who do you invite to parties and such? Do you... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=580 |
| forget all of y'all, crazy rashes! | T-Rex: There's this crazy rash I've got on my wrist. This is an unwelcome development that I did not invite! / T-Rex: Forget you, crazy rash! / Dromiceiomimus: Have you done anything to get rid of it?
/ T-Rex: I am a firm believer in the "do nothing and your problems will take care of themselves"... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=581 |
| t-rex knows the characters' names, so he must know what he's talking about. | T-Rex: Has anyone ever heard of a book series called, oh I don't know... "HARRY POTTER"?! / T-Rex: Dude, because I totally have! / T-Rex: And did you know, Dromiceiomimus that in the most recent book Harry's friend RON WEASLEY ends up asphyxiated on the moon?
/ Dromiceiomimus: What?
/ T-Rex: Yes! The... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=582 |
| hot days and movies | T-Rex: It's so hot out today! So hot! / Narrator: HOLY IT'S HOT COMICS
/ T-Rex: So hot!! / Dromiceiomimus: Hey T-Rex, do you want to go see a movie with me?
/ T-Rex: To escape the heat!
/ Dromiceiomimus: Yeah!
/ T-Rex: Yes! I've always wanted to do that. For some reason, I've always wanted to be one of... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=583 |
| t-rex up to his old tricks | T-Rex: I totally went out to fancy dinner with friends last night! It was a lot of fun and the food was extremely delicious. / T-Rex: I also left a big tip, so as not to appear NIGGARDLY! / T-Rex: Eh? Would you say you find something COMMENT-WORTHY in my speech, Dromiceiomimus?
/ Dromiceiomimus: Nope!... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=584 |
| indoor voice! indoor voice!! | T-Rex: What a beautiful summer's day! A good day for me to PARTY DOWN and shout "Wooooooo!", I think!
/ T-Rex: Wait, I can do better.
/ T-Rex: *ahem* / T-Rex: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! / Dromiceiomimus: Whoah, T-Rex! Use your indoor voice - you don't have to be so loud!
/ T-Rex: "Indoor voice"?! We're... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=585 |
| totally totally pooched | T-Rex: So how do people do it? How do people choose a direction in their life, I mean! / T-Rex: It seems pretty hard! / Dromiceiomimus: Well, T-Rex, I think most people choose a direction they want to go in, a job they'd like to do, and then work toward it.
/ T-Rex: Yeah, but what if you finally get... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=586 |
| little secrets | T-Rex: So sometimes I have these little secrets, yes? / T-Rex: Yes! / T-Rex: And SOMETIMES these little secrets accidentally become BIG SECRETS, because I never told the people I should have about them and it's too late now.
/ Dromiceiomimus: Ooh! What are these secrets?
/ T-Rex: I'm not thinking of... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=587 |
| t-rex messes with time, what's the worst that could happen? | T-Rex: Okay, so I've made a few runs at it and have never actually been able to travel back in time. This I concede easily! I totally dropped the time ball. / T-Rex: But baby, I've got a good feeling about today! / Dromiceiomimus: Aw, T-Rex, why do you want to go back in time so much anyway? You've... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=588 |
| high-concept time travel comics? | Narrator: TIME IS RUNNING FORWARDS:
/ T-Rex: Aw, shoot! / T-Rex: Did that fix time? I don't think that fixed time! / T-Rex: Well! I guess our only hope is to focus all of our willpower on changing things back to normal!
/ Dromiceiomimus: Do you think that'll make a difference?
/ T-Rex: I believe that... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=589 |
| this temporal anomaly is tearing us apart! | T-Rex: Wow, it's great to be back in a timeframe that ISN"T beyond recognition! Is this the last time I will ever have incident to say that sentence? / T-Rex: Here's hoping! / T-Rex: How are you feeling, Dromiceiomimus?
/ Dromiceiomimus: I'm feeling alright! I just don't understand how all this happened.... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=590 |
| hinduism comics! or, or eisegesis comics. | T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to talk about HINDUISM. / Narrator: HINDUISM COMICS! / T-Rex: In Hinduism, there are many gods and aspects of gods, and many of these divinities are sexual. It's true! Some even have sex in the woods with regular mortals just for the fun of it! In conclusion, Hinduism... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=591 |
| the great library of alexandria | T-Rex: Ah, the great Library of Alexandria! A repository of learning founded in the 3rd century BC, this library has become a powerful symbol for knowledge. / T-Rex: Especially since it was destroyed by fire or maybe looting a few centuries later. / T-Rex: Oh, what knowledge we have lost! What revelations... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=592 |
| chasing after birds naked? looks like my friday night just got filled up! | T-Rex: Ah, to be a child again! To have no responsibilities! To have a high metabolism that allows me to eat whatever I want! / T-Rex: To chase after birds in the park, wearing nothing but a grin! / Dromiceiomimus: Your idea of childhood is chasing after animals naked?
/ T-Rex: Well - after being small... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=593 |
| webcomics about science as the new webcomics about pirates/monkeys/ninjas? here's hoping! | T-Rex: Science is based upon hypotheses, conclusions and theories formed via repeated observations and experiments! / Narrator: THE PHILOSOPHICAL BASIS OF SCIENCE / T-Rex: This allows us to fashion an empirical and verifiable understanding of the world around us. Theories are said to be correct if... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=594 |
| we'll have a manliness contest right after flipping this five-course meal onto the dirt, BOOYAH | T-Rex: You know what would answer the very important question of "who is the manliest?" / T-Rex: None other than a manliness contest! Heck yes! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I'm so manly that I crack open walnuts for old ladies with my pectoral muscles!
/ Dromiceiomimus: Oh yeah? I'M so manly that... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=595 |
| borderline-racist PROFESSION jokes that people keep telling, why, why | T-Rex: What do you call fifteen PROFESSION MEMBERS buried up to their necks in sand? / T-Rex: Not enough sand! / Dromiceiomimus: Oh! Why don't PROFESSION MEMBERS play hide and seek?
/ T-Rex: Why?
/ Dromiceiomimus: Because no one will look for them!
/ T-Rex: Hah! Ouch for PROFESSION MEMBERS, and their... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=596 |
| t-rex has another Theory | T-Rex: I'm not hotted out by women who continue to wear high heels while getting increasingly naked. / T-Rex: I'm just not! / T-Rex: I have a Theory about conventional western civilization being infatuated with a cartoonish idea of femininity.
/ Dromiceiomimus: Explain!
/ T-Rex: Well, you look at the... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=597 |
| solipsists: there can only be one | T-Rex: Ah, solipsism. The belief that only one's self exists! Everything and everyone else are just a projection of my imagination. I made them up! Who invented all the arts and sciences? / T-Rex: Why, Apparently, it's me - T-Rex! / Dromiceiomimus: Okay, but if this is the case, why do you imagine... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=598 |
| utilitarianism comics | T-Rex: Utilitarianism is an ethical system in which you always act to minimize pain and increase happiness! This is the perfect system for me, as I am ALL ABOUT increasing happiness. / Narrator: UTILITARIANISM COMICS / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I am crushing this house because, holy, what if the people... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=599 |
| a house party! down the street! | THERE IS TOTALLY A PARTY AT THIS HOUSE DOWN THE ROAD TONIGHT / T-Rex: Hooray!! / T-Rex: Oh man, do I ever love parties! And parties held at this particular house are always the BEST EVER.
/ Dromiceiomimus: They're "house parties" where anyone can show up!
/ T-Rex: I know! It makes me feel like a member... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=600 |
| the play was called 'don't pinch me like that dear eliza', no real reason | Narrator: T-REX HAS AUDITIONED FOR A PLAY. HE BELIEVES THE AUDITION WENT WELL, BUT HAS NOT BEEN AWARDED A PART. / Narrator: LET'S WATCH!
/ T-Rex: Rejected?! / T-Rex: The heck?! I was way better than most of the people there! It's discrimination!
/ Dromiceiomimus: Aww, I'm sorry, T-Rex! But how do... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=601 |
| never tell a lie | T-Rex: I bet that if I was absolutely, universally, honest and never told anyone even a tiny lie again, I'd become the most popular and respected dude ever! I would probably become known as "Cap'n Honest". / T-Rex: Good thing anything that ends up with someone getting a new nickname is worth doing! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=602 |
| why come everything's so 'spensive? | T-Rex: How come everything's so EXPENSIVE? / T-Rex: Seriously everyone! How come? / Dromiceiomimus: Everything's not THAT expensive, T-Rex.
/ T-Rex: I don't know, Dromiceiomimus, everything seems pretty expensive to me! It's becoming clear though that my sense of what a good deal is froze when I was... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=603 |
| you can't see it, but in the last panel all the dinosaurs have had DIFFERENT BREAKFASTS. | T-Rex: I just realized that if the universe lasts forever - infinitely forever - then anything that CAN happen WILL happen! It has to because of infinite time! / T-Rex: Infinite time! Kick ASS! / Dromiceiomimus: But T-Rex, isn't the current scientific thinking that the universe will expand forever,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=604 |
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