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that's it for this week and the longest storyline ever except for that one where i flipped the pictur... Narrator: REPRISE COMICS / Narrator: today's reprise: / Narrator: YESTERDAY'S "BIBLE II" COMIC / Narrator: FROM DROMICEIOMIMUS'S PERSPECTIVE! / T-Rex: You - you dedicated BIBLE II to me? I'm not sure how I feel about that. / Dromiceiomimus: I didn't! DID I?? / Narrator: the end! / Narrator: FROM GOD'S...
''sexy is distracting, ON THE MOON'': the typo that became dialogue T-Rex: I just realized that no women have ever been to the moon! ONLY DUDES. DUDES WHO RETURNED AS MEN. / T-Rex: Apparently, you need a sausage to get on the moon! / Dromiceiomimus: Wait - that's actually correct, isn't it? The moon totally IS an old boys' club! / T-Rex: Yep! I know we're being sensationalistic...
this one goes out to the urban herbivore sandwich store in kensington market, who put a nice chalk panel ... T-Rex: I just can't get enough of this one song (The Beach Boys: Help Me Rhonda)! I think I'll play it on repeat for 49 minutes. / Narrator: 49 MINUTES LATER: / T-Rex: One more time!! / Narrator: 120 MINUTES LATER: / Dromiceiomimus: PLEASE, T-Rex, play a different song. I can hear it from here, and...
'sweetcheeks' was somehow not in my spellcheck's dictionary. YOU BEST BELIEVE I HELLA FIXED THAT T-Rex: Oh my God, I had the best sleep last night. The best sleep ever. It was - it was such a good sleep. Easily, EASILY the best sleep of my life. / T-Rex: Therefore, it's all downhill from here. / T-Rex: No sleep could possibly compare with my sleep from last night! Even in the sleep of death I...
ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, chinese new year inspires the largest human migration, as chinese people go home ... T-Rex: GUESS WHAT'S COMING UP SOON? Chinese New Year! / T-Rex: Hooray for Chinese New Year! / God: HOORAY / T-Rex: It is a great time to go out and watch fireworks and dragon shows and also eat dim sum until you explode. Did you know, Dromiceiomimus that Chinese New Year starts on the first day of...
ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, chinese new year inspires the largest human migration, as chinese people go home ... T-Rex: GUESS WHAT'S COMING UP SOON? Chinese New Year! / T-Rex: Hooray for Chinese New Year! / God: HOORAY / T-Rex: It is a great time to go out and watch fireworks and dragon shows and also eat dim sum until you explode. Did you know, Dromiceiomimus that Chinese New Year starts on the first day of...
 
this was a comic i started for valentine's day, but then stopped a few panels in because it was a LITTLE ... T-Rex: A new lunar year, and guess who's still not married? / T-Rex: THE ANSWER IS ME / T-Rex: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn! / Narrator: *the end* / Narrator: *POSTSCRIPT* / Utahraptor: T-Rex, you sure have been saying "damn" a lot lately! / T-Rex: Daaamn! / Utahraptor: See? Like right there! Dromiceiomimus and...
HOW TO GET MARRIED in case you were, um, browsing internet comics and wondering Narrator: HOW TO GET MARRIED / Narrator: a comic for people who are way into getting married / T-Rex: If you want to get married then first you need to find a mate! You need to find a LIFE PARTNER. / T-Rex: Once you have that partner, then ALL YOU HAVE TO DO is commit to them for the rest of your life,...
t-rex apparently believes all westerns are john ford westerns, but that's okay. i could live with th... T-Rex: I was going to write a science fiction story, but then I stopped. I realized I don't know what science fiction, as a genre, means! / T-Rex: Seriously! I had some DOUBTS. / T-Rex: If I was writing a western I could go on and on about order versus freedom, civilization versus the wilderness,...
Did you know, dear friends, that a "royal flush" can beat a "two of a kind" on the strength of the cards ... T-Rex: Poker sure seems to be popular lately! Does the road to financial independence TRULY pass through Gambling Towne, USA? / God: THE ANSWER IS NO / T-Rex: There's one way to find out! / God: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING T-REX I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU RUINED DUE TO HILARIOUSLY SUCKY POKER PLAYING / T-Rex:...
this comic was gonna have more mistakes in it, but then it was really depressing. HOW BOUT THOSE ERRORS ... T-Rex: I guess I've been pretty lucky to get this far without making any big, life-altering mistakes. I think the biggest mistake I ever made was mixing up some juice from concentrate that had a ladybug in it! / Narrator: MISTAKE COMICS / Dromiceiomimus: Eww! How did that ever happen! / T-Rex: I was...
 
friends and neighbours, yes, i hypothesize a universe in which superman is real and dinosaurs didn't ... T-Rex: The essential problem with Superman, as a character, is that he's too powerful and incorruptible. He's a walking deus ex machina! You give him a foe he can't beat, and all he has to do is TRY HARDER, and then he beats the guy. / T-Rex: What I'm saying is that this is not truly satisfying! / T-Rex:...
ATTENTION WOMEN NAMED SAMANTHA IN THE AUDIENCE: t-rex and i agree, you have pretty names. God: T-REX TODAY IS THE DAY FOR TOTAL EMOTIONAL HONESTY / T-rex: Nopers!! / T-rex: TODAY is the day of continuing to leave certain emotions unstated AND/OR ignored! / T-rex: This is because total honesty has the power to DESTROY relationships! FOR EXAMPLE, Dromiceiomimus, if we're in a committed monogamous...
i like slam dancin' and slam romancin' T-Rex: Alright! Time for me to meet a nice woman named Samantha, as per my prediction of yesterday! I will romance her until she no longer desires further romancin'. The romancin' will be mutual. / Narrator: ROMANCIN' COMICS / Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, you're my friend and I respect you, but you're not...
what would the world be like if the roman empire had never fallen? let's watch this star trek episode ... Narrator: ALTERNATE HISTORY COMICS / T-Rex: Oh goodness, do I love alternate histories. What would the world be like if Nazis won World War II? / T-Rex: I know! Let's watch a movie to find out! / T-Rex: I think what I like is the fun of going back and finding one event and just flipping it, then reasonably...
if you are offended by the word 'boners', just imagine that t-rex is saying 'booners', ie, people who ... T-Rex: I have a pretty good knowledge of my closest friends. I know their likes and dislikes and can predict how they'd react in most situations! / T-Rex: I have constructed nothing less than FRIEND SIMULATORS in my very mind! / T-Rex: It's pretty great, Dromiceiomimus! Sometimes I'll ask myself "What's...
 
TR? L?V ? T-Rex: Maybe today is the day I meet the love of my life, but ONLY if I go to the supermarket, because that's where she is! / T-Rex: I should get some friggin' groceries! / T-Rex: BUT - maybe she's NOT at the grocery store. Maybe she's nearby, and by going to the grocery store, I'd miss her and...
INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE: if you have a story about a boy meeting a plant, then i'm sorry, but that is not ... T-Rex: Okay! I am going to write a story and it will be something BRAND NEW. It will be the most staggeringly original story ever. It will feature action and characters that COULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CONCEIVED BY ANYONE BUT ME. / Narrator: T-REX AND HIS STORY, "TUGGY THE TUGBOAT TUGS...IN SPACE" / Dromiceiomimus:...
dude's full name is 'tuggy t. tugboat the tugboat'. so, wait, what - is he a tugboat or something T-Rex: Back to my amazing story, “Tuqqy the Tugboat Tugs... In Space!” It’s about a NON-ANTHROPOMORPHIZED tugboat who tugs, in space. His windshield does not double as eyes. Tugboats are not like that. / / T-Rex: In any case, one day a killer asteroid is discovered headed straight for...
men: flapper swimsuits are what you desire but cannot express. it's okay. i will do the expressin' ... T-Rex: Okay, so nobody has bought my Tuggy story. THIS IS THEIR LOSS. Tuggy and I don't mind. Instead I will give them another story, about a superhero! A superhero called... / T-Rex: ...Spoiler Alert! / T-Rex: That's her name: Spoiler Alert. When she shows up the bad guys yell "Spoiler Alert" to warn...
please feel free to abandon your sexuality for any of these rad new alternatives! Narrator: Different kinds of sexuality. / T-Rex: Everyone knows about hetero-, homo-, a- and bi-sexuals. They are OLD HAT. Here are some wxciting new sexualities! / Narrator: Pansexual: / T-Rex: You are attracted to everything ever. Sweet! Good luck, dude or lady! / Narrator: Autosexual: / T-Rex: It's...
 
sorry, avogadro's number day. you don't get a comic. T-Rex: Today is Pi Day! That means you get to eat pie at 1:59 PM, or 1:59 AM if you're up. I don't know. / T-Rex: I feel a profound disconnect with this holiday! / T-Rex: I get that it's celebrating the UNIVERSAL CONSTANT PI, and that it's celebrated today because 3.14159 can be translated into Mach...
it's so exciting that everyone has leapt up off their seats! T-Rex: What I miss is scenes in movies where people would be yelling at each other, and then they'd both stop, stare at each other for a beat, and then they'd be making out! WHY DOES THAT NOT HAPPEN ANYMORE? It was awesome! / T-Rex: (It was seriously awesome!) / T-Rex: And time was it was a necessary...
in this comic t-rex stands in for the author jes' a little T-Rex: When I die, I want to be buried in a bog. I want to become a bog person! / God: ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA / T-Rex: Sure am! / T-Rex: The acidic and anaerobic bog water will preserve and tan my soft tissues, while dissolving the calcium in my bones! The end result is that thousands of years...
elves didn't have computers. let us agree on this point, please. it's ridiculous. T-Rex: Anachronism is when you have technology being used before it was invented! It happens whenever Shakespeare listens to his MP3s. / Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS / Narrator: today's technique: ANACHRONISM / T-Rex: Ah, anachronism! It can also happen by accident, like when an author forgets...
if the house or car were speaking in panel three, then one could reasonably argue that there was some ... T-Rex: Anthropomorphism is when you have things that normally can't talk walking around and behaving like people! It happens whenever a toaster flips you off. / Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS / Narrator: today's technique: ANTHROPOMORPHISM / T-Rex: Anthropomorphism is often used in childrens'...
 
oliver if you are reading this ARE WE COOL MAN?? T-Rex: Allusion is a reference to a person, place, or thing in a piece of literature! Like when Picard mentions Moby Dick in Star Trek: First Contact? / Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS / Narrator: today's technique: / Narrator: ALLUSION / T-Rex: Allusions are pretty handy because they allow you...
it's true, people do ralph all the time T-Rex: In CONCLUSION, anachronism, anthropomorphism and allusion are the only three literary techniques! There aren't any others. Okay there were some others but they died. / Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS / Narrator: today's technique: / Narrator: ALL THE REST / Dromiceiomimus: But what about foreshadowing?...
battle of salamis comics T-Rex: I've decided that if I ever get to travel back in time, AGAIN, I'm going to the Battle of Salamis, in which the Greeks beat the Persians, turning the tide in their war which led tot he eventual Greek victory! / T-Rex: It has been described as the single most important battle in history! / T-Rex:...
p.s.: ladies, GOD HIMSELF helped me set up this profile!! Narrator: Mom you're not allowed to read this okay? If you know how to stop mom from reading my profile please contact me ASAP!! / Narrator: Member Name: T-Rex / Member Description: i meant to write t-sex there but it won't let me change it / Narrator: Hello ladies! My name is T-Rex. I am a rad dude...
yesterday i came across non-euclidian garbage cans. if you look in you'll see they're about twice as ... T-Rex: Zero replies on my awesome personal ad! Maybe it was TOO awesome? Maybe... maybe there was a spelling mistake? / T-Rex: Man! I'll never have kids at this rate! / Dromiceiomimus: Aww! You want kids, T-Rex? They'd be cute! / T-Rex: I don't know - maybe! But it would be years down the road....
 

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