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tony	T-Rex: Guess who got a role in the new play down at the community centre? / T-Rex: Me! / T-Rex: I play Tony, a widower who has managed, alone, to raise his young daughter right. He's a rugged mechanic with a heart of gold, just waiting for the right person to come along... / T-Rex: ...someone to melt his icy exterior and reveal the big furry Tony teddy-bear within! / Utahraptor: Who's Tony? / T-Rex: Tony's a character I'm playing in a show. / Utahraptor: Oh! For a second I thought you were describing me! / Both: Hah hah hah! / T-Rex: Not likely! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=91
hilarious misunderstandings	Narrator: HILARIOUS MISUNDERSTANDINGS COMICS / T-Rex: Oh oh... / T-Rex: Sounds like I'm in for some hilarious misunderstandings! / T-Rex: Hi, Dromiceiomimus... sun's sure hot today, eh? / Dromiceiomimus: Did you just say that my SON is hot today? / T-Rex: No, no! THE sun! / Dromiceiomimus: Oh! That makes sense because I don't have a son. / T-Rex: Ha ha, what a hilarious misunderstanding. / T-Rex: Jesus! / Utahraptor: Hi T-Rex! / T-Rex: Hi! / Utahraptor: Want to come over for dinner next weekend? / T-Rex: Sure! / T-Rex: Wait, did you mean THIS weekend, or the weekend after this? / T-Rex: Looks like another hilarious misunderstanding! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=92
do the dishes	T-Rex: I really don't like doing the dishes. / T-Rex: That is why I will ask the Utahraptor to do them for me! / T-Rex: Oh man, it's going to be so sweet when he says "yes"! / T-Rex: I'll be able to cook all sorts of fancy foods now that I'm freed of that soul-crushing chore of doing the damned dishes! / Utahraptor: Hey! I heard you were looking for me? / T-Rex: Yes, I have a question to ask you! / T-Rex:: How would you like to do my dishes for me? / Utahraptor: No thanks! / T-Rex: But - / T-Rex: You're sure? / Utahraptor: Positive. / Narrator: THAT EVENING: / T-Rex: Argh! / T-Rex: I really hate doing the dishes! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=93
compressed film comics IV	Narrator: COMPRESSED FILM COMICS / Narrator: TODA'YS FILM: JURASSIC PARK II / T-Rex: aw. / T-Rex: I hope you like disappointing sequels! / T-Rex: Uh - ok, I'm a T-Rex, but, uh, all my symbolism is stripped down in exchange for my mindless destruction. / Dromiceiomimus: Are we still on an island? / T-Rex: Wasn't this one on a boat? / Dromiceiomimus: Who knows! / Utahraptor: Raptors are more important in this one! Smarter, too! / T-Rex: Too bad nobody saw it! / Utahraptor: Do we fight? / T-Rex: I don't know. / Utahraptor: I represent humanity's folly! / T-Rex: At the end, I get to attack a city! / T-Rex: IT'S PLAUSIBLE! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=94
full of surprises	T-Rex: I am strutting today because I am assured of getting what I want! / T-Rex: My horoscope has promised me this! / Narrator: SOON: / T-Rex: And it was RIGHT! Here I am crushing a house, just like I intended to! Have I become and unstoppable force of will? / Utahraptor: T-Rex, how is this different from any other day? You stomp on things routinely! / T-Rex: Yes, but today I have predestination on my side! / Utahraptor: I didn't think you were the type to believe in that sort of thing. / T-Rex: I think you will find that I am full of surprises! / T-Rex: For instance, remember when you couldn't figure out who snuck into your house just to eat some cookies? That was me! SURPRISE! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=95

understanding ethical relativism	T-Rex: I feel that I know what's best for me, and I have no right to judge your beliefs. / T-Rex: All beliefs and ethics are "relative"! / Narrator: UNDERSTANDING ETHICAL RELATIVISM / T-Rex: I stomp this house because I feel it would be a good idea to do so! Do not judge me, Dromiceiomimus! / Dromiceiomimus: But I believe it is wrong! Which of us is right? / T-Rex: That is the beauty of relativism: we both are! / T-Rex: Ethical relativism is the best philosophy ever! / Utahraptor: Oh really?! / Utahraptor: It can be argued that in every rational person (the definition of 'rational' is a touchy subject I won't discuss here) there are certain properties common to all. The problem (well, one problem) with relativism is how it nihilistically privileges the experience of the individual above all else, making every ethical decision the right ethical decision: who would not like to have his or her beliefs guaranteed to be as correct as anybody else's? But this is done at the cost of ignoring our shared qualities, turning away from the fact that despite different languages and cultures (and continents and skin colours) we all believe some of the same things. With that striking fundamental truth removed, the baby-rapers and the saints stand side by side, equals in righteousness. / T-Rex: But your first assumption is flawed! I doubt you can find even one universal constant; even your revealing example of baby-rape is practiced by some! Granted, these people are considered" monsters", but isn't that just a case of the majority condemning a minority? I don't mean to justify baby-rape, but only to point out that it's unlikely you can come up with even one belief that is universal! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=96
lessons in humility: a comic	Narrator: LESSONS IN HUMILITY / Narrator: A COMIC / T-Rex: It occurs to me... / T-Rex: I am indeed god at stomping on things! / T-Rex: In fact, I would venture that I am the best at such endeavours! / Utahraptor: I disagree! / T-Rex: There are probably others, whom you may never meet, but who have even greater skill than you! / T-Rex: You - you're right! I can never be assured of my own superiority, even in this modest arena! / T-Rex: For me, this has been a lesson in humility! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=97
quit making out, you two	T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for public displays of affection! / T-Rex: Everyone else seems to think so, at least! / T-Rex: Hey Dromiceiomimus, care to witness a public display of affection? I seem to see them all the time whenever I go out walking! / Dromiceiomimus: No thanks! Besides, there's nobody else here... how would you show me one? Were you just going to make out with yourself? / T-Rex: Wouldn't be the first time! / Dromiceiomimus: Eww! / Utahraptor: T-Rex, is what I hear true? Are you going around making out with yourself?! / T-Rex: No! / T-Rex: That was a joke! Besides, how would I even do that? I'd just sit there, kissing my own arm? / Utahraptor: Ha, I don't know. It just sounded like something you'd be up to. / T-Rex: Sorry to disappoint! Anyway, I'm going to go finish my walk. / Narrator: SHORTLY... / T-Rex: Eww! Gross! / T-Rex: QUIT MAKING OUT, YOU TWO! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=98
stern religious comics	Narrator: STERN RELIGIOUS COMICS / T-Rex: That girl with the brown hair certainly is a "dish"! / T-Rex: Hey buddy, do you know who that girl with the brown hair is? I'd really like to ask her out on a date. She is a very good-looking young woman! / Dromiceiomimus: I think you're too late, friend! She's been steady with Matt for months now! / T-Rex: Darn it! Why does Matt have all the luck? / T-Rex: I'm jealous of him because he gets to spend time with a girl that I like. / Utahraptor: Slow down, fella! / Utahraptor: You should be happy for him! He has found happiness in a relationship with a woman he respects, and they don't do anything they might regret before they get married! / T-rex: You're right! I had lost my way. / T-Rex: Thanks, friend! / NARRATOR: "But each one is tempted when he is carried away and enticed by his own lusts. Then when lust has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and when sin is accomplished, it brings forth death." James 1: 14-15 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=99
stern religious comics	Narrator: STERN RELIGIOUS COMICS / T-Rex: That girl with the brown hair certainly is a "dish"! / T-Rex: Hey buddy, do you know who that girl with the brown hair is? I'd really like to ask her out on a date. She is a very good-looking young woman! / Dromiceiomimus: I think you're too late, friend! She's been steady with Matt for months now! / T-Rex: Darn it! Why does Matt have all the luck? / T-Rex: I'm jealous of him because he gets to spend time with a girl that I like. / Utahraptor: Slow down, fella! / Utahraptor: You should be happy for him! He has found happiness in a relationship with a woman he respects, and they don't do anything they might regret before they get married! / T-rex: You're right! I had lost my way. / T-Rex: Thanks, friend! / NARRATOR: "But each one is tempted when he is carried away and enticed by his own lusts. Then when lust has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and when sin is accomplished, it brings forth death." James 1: 14-15 http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=99
a journey to the moon	Narrator: A JOURNEY TO THE MOON / Narrator: A RARE PROPOSITION / T-Rex: I propose a journey to the moon! / Narrator: SEVEN YEARS LATER... / T-Rex: I have constructed a rocket-ship for myself and a guest of my choosing! The wood from this house will provide the fuel! / Dromiceiomimus: May I be your guest? / T-Rex: I will give your offer my consideration? / Narrator: ON THE MOON... / T-Rex: Lunar women are good for stomping! / Utahraptor: Thanks for choosing me, T-Rex! / Narrator: A RETURN TO EARTH! / Utahraptor: Let's do that again sometime! / T-Rex: I concede it easily! / Narrator: A NEW DAY DAWNS... / T-Rex: Now, where is my wallet? / T-Rex: OH SHIT! / T-Rex: IT IS ON THE MOON http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=100
a journey to the moon	Narrator: A JOURNEY TO THE MOON / Narrator: A RARE PROPOSITION / T-Rex: I propose a journey to the moon! / Narrator: SEVEN YEARS LATER... / T-Rex: I have constructed a rocket-ship for myself and a guest of my choosing! The wood from this house will provide the fuel! / Dromiceiomimus: May I be your guest? / T-Rex: I will give your offer my consideration? / Narrator: ON THE MOON... / T-Rex: Lunar women are good for stomping! / Utahraptor: Thanks for choosing me, T-Rex! / Narrator: A RETURN TO EARTH! / Utahraptor: Let's do that again sometime! / T-Rex: I concede it easily! / Narrator: A NEW DAY DAWNS... / T-Rex: Now, where is my wallet? / T-Rex: OH SHIT! / T-Rex: IT IS ON THE MOON http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=100

onanism: a show of vocabulary descends into a masturbation joke	T-Rex: Here is a list of adjectives I would like to have chosen when describing me! / T-Rex: 1) "Sated"! / T-Rex: Second on the list: "alluring"! followed closely by "stompin'"! / T-Rex: Fourth: "Callipygian", pronounced "kal-lip-pee-je-en" - adj: "having beautifully proportioned buttocks! / T-Rex: i.e.: Me / T-Rex: 5) "Magnanimous", which is- / Utahraptor: Wait, aren't you missing one? / T-Rex: Which? / Utahraptor: "Onanistic"? / T-Rex: I know what that means!! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=101
profound philosophical questions vs the story of how the keys were found	T-Rex: I have felt reflective of late... / T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for asking profound philosophical questions! / T-Rex: Beginning with the most modest: why am I here? / T-Rex: What is the purpose of my life? / T-Rex: Is it true that the only questions worth asking are those that cannot be answered? / T-Rex: Is there any greater meaning - to anything? / Utahraptor: Yes! / T-Rex: There is?! What is it?! / Utahraptor: Huh? Oh, no - I was just saying "Yes!" because I was remembering how I felt this morning when I found my keys! / T-Rex: W-what? / Utahraptor: Yeah, I thought the were lost! / Utahraptor: But I found them! / Utahraptor: They were on top of the fridge! / T-Rex: I don't care!! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=102
think nothing of it, lovely	T-Rex: Another beautiful hot day! I look forward to these "dog days" of summer. / T-Rex: I suppose you could say I have a "sunny" disposition? / T-Rex: Or predisposition, anyways. The point is that this hot weather makes me feel great! / Dromiceiomimus: Well you're in a good mood today, T-Rex! It's always a pleasure to see you! / T-Rex: Why thank you! / Dromiceiomimus: Think nothing of it, lovely! / T-Rex: Lovely? / Utahraptor: Hi, T-Rex! / T-Rex: Hey! Um, listen: if I were a girl dinosaur, and if YOU weren't into dudes, and if I said "Think nothing of it, LOVELY" to you, what would you think? / Utahraptor: Depends. Have you ever called me "lovely" before? / T-Rex: Nope. / Utahraptor: Oh, that's easy then. You're coming on to me. / T-Rex: Oh my goodness! / T-Rex: That means the Dromiceiomimus - / T-Rex: Oh my goodness! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=103
fallout	T-Rex: Could it be? Could it be true that the Dromiceiomimus has a crush on me? / T-Rex: One way to find out! / T-Rex: Oh, hey, D.! I was just stomping around here, you know, "stomping the old houses!" / T-Rex: Um / T-Rex: What are you up to? / Dromiceiomimus: Hi, T-Rex. What's gotten into you? / T-Rex: Ha ha, nothing of course! / T-Rex: So! Excuse me, please! / T-Rex: Holy cow... what a disaster! / Utahraptor: What was?! / T-Rex: Um... look, you can't tell ANYONE, but I think the Dromiceiomimus has a crush on me. / Utahraptor: The Dromiceiomimus? No way! I thought she broke it off with you, like, three years ago! / T-Rex: She did! But you don't understand! / T-Rex: She called me "lovely" yesterday! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=104
inconsistent bastards	T-Rex: This situation with the Dromiceiomimus has raised some interesting romantic questions. / T-Rex: For instance: / T-Rex: What is love? / T-Rex: Is it nothing more than a convenience, a mere- / T-Rex: -oh! / Dromiceiomimus: Hi there, T-Rex! What's nothing more than a convenience? / T-Rex: oh, hello there. Um, ha ha, you know what? I don't remember! Well, be seeing you! / T-Rex: Dear Lord! / T-Rex: This has got to stop! / Utahraptor: Trouble in paradise? / T-Rex: Yes! I can't even vocalize my own self-obsessed musings because I'm suddenly afraid of what the Dromiceiomimus might think! / Utahraptor: Why is that bothering you? You've never cared what I think, you inconsistent bastard! / T-Rex: Don't judge me! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=105

a certain dromiceiomimian friend of ours	T-Rex: Enough of these high-school "does she like me?" shenanigans! / T-Rex: Time to take matters into my own hands! / T-Rex: Hi, Dromiceiomimus. You're probably wondering why I'm stomping on this house. The reason is that I think we need to have a talk, and this was an excuse for us to spend some time together. / Dromiceiomimus: Um. OK. Let's go back to my place, and I'll make some tea. / Narrator: THE NEXT DAY... / Utahraptor: What's this I hear about tea with a certain Dromiceiomimian friend of ours?! / T-Rex: What do you mean? / Utahraptor: Didn't you two have tea yesterday? / T-Rex: Oh! Yeah, it was nice. We had "chai" tea. / Utahraptor: And...? / T-Rex: And then we had dinosaur sex! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=106
games of "scrabble"	T-Rex: What I'll remember best about my night with the Dromiceiomimus could only be one thing... / T-Rex: The many games of "Scrabble"! / T-Rex: And if it isnt Ms. "Syzygy" herself! / Dromiceiomimus: The sooner you accept that's a word, T-Rex, the sooner you'll be able to accept your crushing loss in the field of word creation and manipulation using pseudo-random letters as atoms. / T-Rex: Never! / T-Rex: Those were indeed good games of "Scrabble"! / Utahraptor: You played "Scrabble" without me?! / T-Rex: Yeah, the Dromiceiomimus and I played, two nights ago. / Utahraptor: Was this before or after the dinosaur sex? / T-Rex: During! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=107
happy canada day	T-Rex: I wonder if there would ever be a nation in the future that described itself in opposition to other nations! / Narrator: Happy Canada Day Comics / T-Rex: And in this future-nation there would be trees! And lakes! And birds! And beavers! / T-Rex: Beavers would be important, somehow. / T-Rex: Also this future-land everybody would live in igloos and fight bears. / Utahraptor: Igloos? / T-Rex: Yeah! Because my future-country is in the great while north and therefore everybody lives in igloos. / Utahraptor: That's a cultural stereotype T-Rex. / T-Rex: So? It's my made-up country. / T-Rex: It doesn't actually exsist , you know. It is MADE-UP. CHIMERICAL. / Narrator: Happy / Narrator: Canada / Narrator: Day http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=108
bouncer	T-Rex: I have been quietly seeking out part-time employment, and my search has finally come to an end! / T-Rex: Tomorrow, I start in my new employ. / T-Rex: I will be a bouncer! / T-Rex: And if people start causing trouble, I will say, "Are you looking for trouble, Mister? Because you have found the trouble you were looking for!" / T-Rex: Then I will stomp on him like this! / T-Rex: Or perhaps like this! / Utahraptor: Quit stomping on people! / T-Rex: I cannot, for now I work as a bouncer and stomping on unruly customers is part of my job! / Utahraptor: Fine then, I'm going to get a job as a T-Rex hunter. / Utahraptor: Shooting T-Rexes will be part of MY job! / T-Rex: Noooo! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=109
pterrible babysitting	T-Rex: I babysat a pterodactyl last night. It was pretty fun, I red him his favourite stories, we played some games, but then I lost him so I ate some sandwiches and went home. / T-Rex: All in all, a good night! / Dromiceiomimus: What? You LOST the baby pterodactyl you were sitting? You LOST a BABY? T-Rex! THIS IS A MUCH BIGGER DEAL THAN YOU THINK IT IS! / T-Rex: But - she can have more, right? She won't mind if one goes missing, right? / Dromiceiomimus: Holy cow! She will mind, T-Rex! You are in big trouble! / Dromiceiomimus: Holy cow! / T-Rex: oh no oh no oh no! I lost the baby I was sitting! I am the world's worst babysitter! / Utahraptor: WHAT?! / Utahraptor: You lost the baby you were supposed to take care of? / Utahraptor: Oh my god! / Utahraptor: You're screwed! / T-Rex: I'm screwed! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=110

I think the Dromiceiomimus has a crush on me!	Narrator: PREVIOUSLY, ON "DINOSAUR COMICS". . . / T-Rex: Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinosaur, stomping is the best part of my day indeed! / T-Rex: I think the Dromiceiomimus has a crush on me! / Dromiceiomimus: Want to come over for some "chai" tea? / T-Rex: Sure! / Utahraptor: You and the Dromiceiomimus had dinosaur sex?! / T-Rex: Sure did! / Utahraptor: And you played Scrabble without me? / T-Rex: Yes! Can we continue this later? I have to go babysit a little pterodactyl. / T-Rex: I lost the baby I was babysitting! / T-Rex: I'm screwed! / Narrator: AND NOW, THE CONCLUSION. . . http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=111
never lose a baby	T-Rex: Well, if there has been a moral to my life over the past few days, it has been this: never lose a baby! / T-Rex: Never do that! / Narrator: T-REX IN / Narrator: "NEVER LOSE A BABY" / T-Rex: Never lose a baby, because if you do, the mother will be very angry until the baby is returned! / T-Rex: Never lose a baby, because if you do, people likely won't trust you with babies in the future! / Utahraptor: I've got one! / Utahraptor: Never lose a baby, because if you do, you might be forced to pay for the loss with one of your own babies! / T-Rex: That's true! / Utahraptor: So what's the lesson here, T-Rex? / T-Rex: Never lose a baby! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=112
where to find a baby	T-Rex: Lost babies turn up in the strangest places! For instance... / T-Rex: Under the couch! / Dromiceiomimus: Are you implying that you found the baby pterodactyl you lost- / -under the couch? / T-Rex: That's where he was! / T-Rex: Under the couch! Of all the places for a lost baby to be... / Utahraptor: You own a couch?! / T-Rex: Yes, I bought it "on layaway" . / Utahraptor: Can I come over and see it sometime? / T-Rex: Sure! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=113
list of friends	T-Rex: I have compiled a list of people I enjoy seeing! A list, if you will... / T-Rex: ... of my friends! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, you are on my list of friends! / Dromiceiomimus: Um - thanks? / T-Rex: Think nothing of it! / T-Rex: Tiny woman, you are NOT on my list! Prepare for a stomping! / Utahraptor: What are you doing?! / T-Rex: Well, Utahraptor, I'm glad you asked. I've compiled a list of my friends and I am stomping on those who are not on my list! / Utahraptor: Wow, you must have a lot of stomping to do. / T-Rex: Why yes, as a matter of fact I - / T-Rex: HEY! You're off the list! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=114
love and/or sex	Narrator: LOVE COMICS / T-Rex: Ooh! / Narrator: SEX COMICS / T-Rex: Oooooh! / T-Rex: Hey Dromiceiomimus, which is better: love or sex? / Dromiceiomimus: I'm a big fan of sex. / T-Rex: I see! / Utahraptor: T-Rex, I have big news! / T-Rex: Before you tell me, which is better: love or sex? / Utahraptor: Love AND sex. / T-Rex: That wasn't an option. / Utahraptor: It never is, with you! / T-Rex: Hey! / T-Rex: Come back here! / Narrator: THE END http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=115

the special meal	Narrator: THE SPECIAL MEAL an exercise in frustration / T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for preparing a special meal! / Narrator: based on a true story / T-Rex: I'd better go gather the ingredients! / Narrator: LATER: / T-Rex: I can't find ANY of the ingredients I need! What the hell? It's not like I'm looking for some ancient spice! I JUST WANT SOME PAPRIKA. / T-Rex: Argh! So frustrated! / Utahraptor: What's the matter? / T-Rex: Oh, I just can't find the ingredients I need for the special meal I'm preparing. It's very frustrating. / Utahraptor: I can imagine! / Narrator: LATER: / T-Rex: Screw it! We're having Kraft Dinner, and she can deal! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=116
religion and science	T-Rex: After the success of my role of "Tony", the hard-living mechanic, I have won another role! / T-Rex: This play is more abstract, for you see... / T-Rex: I play "Religion"! / T-Rex: I am faith, trust, and hope! I am the profound belief in a power larger and more important than ourselves. / T-Rex: I am truth and beauty! / T-Rex: I am love and humility! / T-Rex: It's the role I was born to play! / Utahraptor: Hey, I forgot to tell you my big news the other day! / T-Rex: What's that? / Utahraptor: I got a part in the new play down at the community centre! / Utahraptor: Guess what? / Utahraptor: I play "Science"! / T-Rex: Nooooo! / T-Rex: Our friendship is doomed!! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=117
science vs religion: round one - science has all the answers again	Narrator: SCIENCE VS RELIGION: round one / T-Rex: So the Utahraptor's playing Science to my Religion, eh? / T-Rex: This means war! / T-Rex: Science will wither in the face of my sense of community and sharing! / T-Rex: How can Science hope to compete with my gifts of enlightenment and hope? I bring nothing less than inner peace! / Utahraptor: But your "gift" of inner peace comes at the cost of closing your eyes to the world around you! / T-Rex: What?! / Utahraptor: You achieve peace only through a sort of "giving up" of your own free will, by either deciding that the world is as God intended, or, alternatively, that He will be the one to fix it, using you as his "tools"! Isn't this mere escapism, a hiding from the burden of personal responsibility? / T-Rex: Oh my God! / T-Rex: Science has all the answers AGAIN! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=118
science vs religion: round one - science has all the answers again	Narrator: SCIENCE VS RELIGION: round one / T-Rex: So the Utahraptor's playing Science to my Religion, eh? / T-Rex: This means war! / T-Rex: Science will wither in the face of my sense of community and sharing! / T-Rex: How can Science hope to compete with my gifts of enlightenment and hope? I bring nothing less than inner peace! / Utahraptor: But your "gift" of inner peace comes at the cost of closing your eyes to the world around you! / T-Rex: What?! / Utahraptor: You achieve peace only through a sort of "giving up" of your own free will, by either deciding that the world is as God intended, or, alternatively, that He will be the one to fix it, using you as his "tools"! Isn't this mere escapism, a hiding from the burden of personal responsibility? / T-Rex: Oh my God! / T-Rex: Science has all the answers AGAIN! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=118
science vs religion: round two - play along with t-rex	Narrator: SCIENCE VS RELIGION round two / T-Rex: Stupid Science, thinking it has all the answers to all the questions! / T-Rex: Wait! That's it! / T-Rex: I can win this by asking the big questions, the important unanswerable questions that science doesn't have an answer to! / T-Rex: "Why are we here?" "What is our purpose?" - that sort of thing! / Utahraptor: Well, if it isn't Religion! Out crushing the life of some poor woman under its trusty patriarchal foot, I see! / T-Rex: Shut up! / T-Rex: You know, you can't answer any important questions! You can say something to "How?", but nothing to "Why?"! / Utahraptor: Oh, an you can? / T-Rex: Yes! That's exactly why we have religion! / Utahraptor: So why are we here? / T-Rex: That's easy! / Narrator: HEY KIDS! PLAY ALONG WITH T-REX! / [[blue fonts! "HEY KIDS!" is darker blue than the rest]] / [[an empty speech bubble is emanating from T-Rex's mouth]] / Narrator: Writing in your own response, based off the teachings of whatever religion you fancy! Have fun, but remember: the T-Rex doesn't like to swear! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=119
science vs religion: round three - the monopoly on truth	Narrator: SCIENCE VS RELIGION, round three / T-Rex: Stupid Science. / T-Rex: He thinks he's such hot stuff! / T-Rex: Just because there are different religions with different opinions on things, he dismisses them all? / T-Rex: Couldn't they all be describing the same shared desire for an understanding of what's bigger than ourselves? / T-Rex: You know what Science's problem is? / Utahraptor: Oh yeah? You know what Religion's problem is? / T-Rex and Utahraptor: You think you have the monopoly on truth! / T-Rex: We sure have some good times, eh? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=120

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