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| places where songs are stuck: in head | T-Rex: Unlike SOME people, I like it when I have a dumb song stuck in my head!
/ T-Rex: Dayyyy o!
/ T-Rex: Me say dayyy o! / T-Rex: Daylight come and me wan' go home! / T-Rex: Come Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana!
/ Dromiceiomimus: Aw, T-Rex! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head ALL DAY.
/ T-rex: Daylight... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=545 |
| ways to win or at least end arguments | Narrator: WAYS TO WIN OR AT LEAST END ARGUMENTS IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE RESPECTING YOU / Narrator: BABY WANTS HIS BOTTLE:
/ T-Rex: Aww, look at the big baby! Baby wants his bottle! / Narrator: MAKING UP STORIES THAT ARE WRONG BUT HING THAT YOU DO KNOW THE TRUTH:
/ T-Rex: Josh Whedon (or whatever... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=546 |
| reason as the source of knowledge | T-Rex: Where does knowledge come from? Does it derive from our obsercations of the world, or could it possibly be... innate? / T-Rex: Let's settle this question once and for all! / Dromiceiomimus: Well, what do you mean by knowledge being innate?
/ T-Rex: I mean that all knowledge can be derived just... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=547 |
| t-rex in: programming advice | Narrator: T-REX IN: PROGRAMMING ADVICE
/ T-Rex: Are you having trouble programming your computer? / T-Rex: Let me give you a few pointers! / Dromiceiomimus: Ooh, ouch. Was that a bad pun?
/ T-Rex: It was an... indirect reference?
/ Dromiceiomimus: I suspect that these are all bad puns!
/ T-Rex: Don't... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=548 |
| why you got to get all up in my public spaces | T-Rex: let us discus public spaces, such as parks and sidewalks! Does nobody own them? Or, are they in fact owned... by everybody? / T-Rex: An interesting distinction, if I do say so myself! / T-Rex: If nobody is seen as owning a public space, then nobody is motivated to care for it, and so care falls... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=549 |
| burying books for fun and profit | T-Rex: We can only imagine what it must have been like - / T-Rex: the conversation! / T-Rex: - during that time period. In one place were gathered the T-Rex, Utahraptor, and Dromiceiomimus - together, in one location, the greatest minds of our time. / T-Rex: "I recall we talked about T-Rex a lot,"... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=550 |
| dynosoar cawmics | Narrator: THE ETYMOLOGY OF THE WORD "WOMAN" - IN COMIC FORM!
/ T-Rex: Many people believe "woman" is a sexist term, due to its apparent base in the word "man"! This has led to crazy alternative spellings like "womyn" and even "wimmen". / T-Rex: However, this is not the case! / T-Rex: The word originally... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=551 |
| (whispering) i like to look at their bodies | T-Rex: Have you ever noticed that summer is when pretty girls come out? / T-Rex: I suspect that you have, because it's totally true! / T-Rex: I also suspect that I'm not supposed to notice - but wow! There are pretty girls EVERYWHERE. They're just walking around, chatting with their friends, being... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=552 |
| things to do while waiting in an airport | Narrator: THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING IN AN AIRPORT / T-Rex: Here is a list of things to do while waiting in an airport! / T-Rex: Fall asleep, wonder how your life brought you here, stare at clock, stare at own fingers, MAYBE stare at fingers of others.
/ T-Rex: Tha-
/ T-Rex: That's pretty much it! / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=553 |
| expiry date comics! | Narrator: EXPIRY DATE COMICS!
/ T-Rex: Expiry dates on food and juice products? / T-Rex: WHATever! / Dromiceiomimus: What do you mean, whatever? They tell you when food has gone bad. If you ignore them, you're eating expired food, and that's gross.
/ T-Rex: Counterpoint! I drank some recently-expired... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=554 |
| pretension | T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to talk about pretension! / T-Rex: Pretension! Ah, pretension! / T-Rex: Where would we be without pretension? We'd be short a few critical essays on Leonard Cohen, that's for sure.
/ Dromiceiomimus: Hey, what do you have against singer/poetsmith Leonard Cohen?
/ T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=555 |
| some of my best friends use that phrase. | T-Rex: People who cut me off on the road are usually taxi drivers. The two acidents I've had have both been hit and runs where I'm the one hit, and they've both been with taxis. / T-Rex: I think I'm becoming racist against taxi drivers! / Dromiceiomimus: I don't think it's called racism if it's... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=556 |
| there's a lot i don't know about stuff | T-Rex: There's a lot I don't know about being a professional chef. There's a lot I don't know about a lot of things! / Narrator: T-REX IN: THERE'S A LOT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT STUFF / Dromiceiomimus: What do you know about building a car out of cardboard, T-Rex?
/ T-Rex: Does it have to work?
/ Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=557 |
| philosophical zombies? shit, no! | T-Rex: Oh man, let's talk about zombies! They're the coolest by far! / T-Rex: PHILOSOPHICAL zombies, that is! / Dromiceiomimus: Philosophical zombies? Do you mean like a zombie Plato or Ayn Rand or something?
/ T-Rex: While that WOULD likely be more fun to talk about, I am instead referring to the idea... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=558 |
| competitive eating / the saltine challenge! | Narrator: HEY T-REX I BET YOU COULDN'T EAT 12 SALTINE CRACKERS IN UNDER A MINUTE
/ T-Rex: I'm instantly convinced that I could! / Narrator: T-REX IN: "THE SALTINE CHALLENGE!" / T-Rex: How hard can it be to chew and swallow 12 desiccated dry and salty crackers in under a minute?
/ Dromiceiomimus: Oh,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=559 |
| les quatre cents annees | T-Rex: Man, if I were sent back in time 200 years, I could easily make myself into a serious king by "inventing" things two hundred years too early! / T-Rex: Easily! / T-Rex: I couldn't invent penicillin because I don't know what mold is used, but I could do stuff with electricity! Like... magnetically... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=560 |
| jokes nobody need ever make again | T-Rex: Hot enough for you?
/ T-Rex: IS IT ADJECTIVE ENOUGH FOR YOU?? / Narrator: JOKES NOBODY NEED EVER MAKE AGAIN COMICS / T-Rex: Oooh, and that one in which, after stumbling, one is advised to have a nice trip, and offered hope of a reunion come autumn! / Utahraptor: Hey, how's the weather up there,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=561 |
| a long december | T-Rex: Man, it sure has been a long December! Maybe this year will be better than the last. / T-Rex: The days sure do go by so fast! / T-Rex: Hey Dromiceiomimus, do you think that I could be forgiven? I wish you would!
/ Dromiceiomimus: Aw no, not this again. Come on T-Rex, passing off lyrics as conversations... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=562 |
| what's for dinner? unique, rare, and tasty animals! | T-Rex: I think I'll go visit some places overseas. Why not? I could plan a trip to the island nation of Australia! / T-Rex: The worst that could happen is ADVENTURES! / Dromeciomimus: Why Australia, T-Rex? Are you intrigued by its myriad tourist attractions and locations of geographical splendour,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=563 |
| birds are sad comics | T-Rex: I think that there's no animal more symbolic than birds. They're so SAD! / Narrator: BIRDS ARE SAD COMICS / Dromiceiomimus: Sad? I never saw them as sad. If anything, they represent freedom, the giddy joy of flight and exploration and the promise of a better tomorrow!
/ T-Rex: Yeah, that's... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=564 |
| asexuality! | T-Rex: There are some people who identify not as gay or straight or bisexual or what have you, but rather as asexual. I find this really interesting! / T-Rex: It must be so different! / T-Rex: Some don't find themselves sexually attracted to anyone, while others do, but find all they want in friendship... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=565 |
| female noun funnies | T-Rex: It's not often you can see how language is evolving, but you can totally see it today with make and female nouns. / T-Rex: It's the coolest! / T-Rex: Some pairs (like "prince" and "princess' are complete accepted, while others (like teacher and "teacheress") seem insanely sexist and out of date.... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=566 |
| age of consent / pedophile comics ? | T-Rex: I find age of consent laws pretty interesting because, for something so basic, they sure vary a lot from place to place! Again, they're something for which there is no consensus. Is that a pun? Consensus? That wasn't meant to be a pun. / T-Rex: ANYWAY! / T-Rex: Most people agree that a 26-year-old... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=567 |
| down this road leads CHAOS and a pretty kickin' fantasy life | T-Rex: In "The Divine Comedy", this thirteenth century dude Dante describes all these circles of Hell where the wicked spend eternity for being so wicked. / T-Rex: Pretty heady stuff! / T-Rex: Anyway, what's remarkable is that Dante puts both homosexuals and money lenders in the same circle! He thought... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=568 |
| i have been so busy lately | T-Rex: My stars, I have been so busy lately. And it continues! Up to Friday is going to be KRAZY for me. / T-Rex: Notice the 'k'! / T-Rex: The 'k' indicates extra kraziness, Dromiceiomimus.
/ Dromiceiomimus: I'm glad you specified that, T-Rex.
/ T-Rex: I value our friendship, Dromiceiomimus.
/ Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=569 |
| friends at the cottage good times! | T-Rex: It's been warm and then hot and then uncomfortably hot and then warm again, which suggests to me that / T-Rex: SUMMER HAS ARRIVED WOOOO! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, horray for summer!! Would you like to come with me and Utahraptor to the cottage this weekend?
/ Dromiceiomimus: I'd love to!
/ T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=570 |
| try to be a good friend, t-rex. | T-Rex: I think sometimes that I am not a very good friend, because I don't have a very good idea of what is appropriate. / T-Rex: I know! I am full of surprises! / T-Rex: But it's true! I have trouble remembering the names of friends and tell jokes when I should be empathetic and understanding. I'm... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=571 |
| happy canada day comics ii | T-Rex: Time to talk more about my made-up country of Canada! / Narrator: HAPPY CANADA DAY COMICS
/ Narrator: a "PG-13" picto-story / T-Rex: In Canada, you get real winters AND real summers, and there's places where you can get winter all year round if that's your sort of thing!
/ Dromiceiomimus: Is... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=572 |
| batman dreams! | T-Rex: I had the coolest dream last night. BATMAN was in it! And ZOMBIES!
/ T-Rex: It was entirely great! / T-Rex: Okay, so Gotham City is infected with zombies, right? / T-Rex: People start getting bit, dying, then getting up and feasting on the flesh of the living. Batman and Robin are fighting... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=573 |
| did he know it? it seems suspect that he knew it. | T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to talk about phlogiston! / T-Rex: That's right! Phlogiston, bitches! / T-Rex: Phlogiston was proposed as a scientific explanation for combustion! It was clear that some things burned (like wood), while other things would not burn (like ash). Phlogiston was a... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=574 |
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