Dinosaur Comics archives

You're browsing the archives of Dinosaur Comics.
You can search these comics too.

show: [ show full transcriptions | abridged transcriptions | just the first line ]

choose your own adventure: free will	Narrator: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE / Narrator: You're the star of the story! Choose from any possible ending. / Narrator: FREE WILL / Narrator: Another beautiful day! Today is a good day you think for some new variety, some new excitement in your life! Turn to panel 2. / Narrator: You are hit with the... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=30
the soundtrack to a life	T-Rex: If there were a soundtrack to my life, what would it sound like I wonder? / T-Rex: Imagine if it had vocals! And a drum solo! / T-Rex: It'd be awesome! / T-Rex: Here there would be some ominous music - FOR WILL THE GIRL SURVIVE? / Utahraptor: Wait! / Utahraptor: The idea of a soundtrack to... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=31
the secret to being loved	T-Rex: I have determined something exciting! Brace yourselves, for what I have discovered is nothing less than... / T-Rex: the SECRET to BEING LOVED! / T-Rex: It's so easy! / T-Rex: [text covered by Dromiceiomimus] / Dromiceiomimus: Have you seen my keys? / T-Rex: huh? / T-Rex: Oh, no. / T-Rex: so anyway,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=32
hilarious differences between the sexes	Narrator: HILARIOUS DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE SEXES / Narrator: presented using a primarily-male cast of dinosaurs / T-Rex: Oh boy! / T-Rex: I bet I can figure out hundreds of hilarious differences! / T-Rex: For instance: as a male, I can be impatient, sometimes to my own detriment! Notice how I destroy... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=33
a mirror universe, if you will	T-Rex: I wonder, are there any universes parallel to our own? / T-Rex: A "mirror" universe, if you will! / T-Rex: But perhaps in this universe, different decisions were made. Choice piles upon choice, until the world is a strangely different place! / T-Rex: It raises many philosophical questions! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=34

LODGE a complaint	Narrator: MIRROR UNIVERSE COMICS / T-Rex: Say "goodbye" to your house, Dromiceiomimus! If you don't like it, you can LODGE a complaint... with my foot! / T-Rex: Ha ha ha! / T-Rex: I love being bad - I mean I love being good! Because "bad" is "good" to us! And by "us", I mean the entire Universe. / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=35
qwantz.com/index.php?comic=36	T-Rex: Well, I hope wherever the Utahraptor ended up, he's alright. Maybe he landed in a Universe just like ours, but where one simple thing has undergone a sinister - and illustrative - change! / T-Rex: Or maybe he's travelled to the Universe of the Lesbains! / T-Rex: But I guess no matter where...
afterwards we'll discuss philosophy or something like that	T-Rex: I'm not as gullible as everybody seems to think I am. I know that the Utahraptor is not the one from my universe! / T-Rex: I've got to rescue the real Utahraptor! / T-Rex: But how? I don't really know how to do anything besides stomp on things. Maybe if he needed something stomped I could help! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=37
in a MANOR of speaking	Narrator: MIRROR UNIVERSE COMICS / T-Rex: I see you've rebuilt your house! Too bad I'm the personification of its destruction... in a MANOR of speaking! / T-Rex: Ha ha ha! Two in a row! / T-Rex: Yes, house-themed puns come courtesy of me, the Evil T-Rex! / Narrator: LATER... / T-Rex: Youuuutahraptor! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=38
make a note of that, in my LOGS	Narrator: MIRROR UNIVERSE COMICS / T-Rex: Rebuilt again, eh? I'll have to make a note of that, in my LOGS! / T-Rex: Ha ha ha! / T-Rex: Wait... does that even make sense? / T-Rex: Ah, who cares! The Utahraptor's been having a bad time here, and I'm to credit! I wonder how long he'll stay? / T-Rex: (I can't... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=39

back on good old earth prime	T-Rex: The presence of the evil Utahraptor in this Universe has raised the very philosophical questions I had earlier been concerned about! / T-Rex: For instance! / T-Rex: Can the two Utahraptors be considered the same person? Is the evil one just the result of some decision made differently? / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=40
compressed relationship comics	Narrator: COMPRESSED RELATIONSHIP COMICS / T-Rex: Oh oh... / T-Rex: Sounds like another emotional roller coaster... / T-Rex: And here we go! / T-Rex: I have much to offer a potential mate! I am big and strong and oh so sexy! / T-Rex: If only I could find someone, preferably in my own neighbourhood, to... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=41
sierra presents: dino quest i	Narrator: SIERRA? PRESENTS DINO QUEST 1 / Narrator: You have arrived in the time of the dinosaurs! Looking around, you see a large green T-Rex. He seems excited! / >take dinosaur / Narrator: You can't take that / >look / Narrator: You see the T-Rex, stomping a house. There is a Dromiceiomimus here. / >take... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=42
discrete math	Narrator: LECTURE NOTES COMICS / Narrator: TODAY'S LECTURE: DISCRETE MATH / T-Rex: Pay attention, now! / Narrator: if you do not like math then skip this comic (seriously) / T-Rex: The circuit satisfiability problem is determining if there are some inputs that make the outputs of a circuit "true"! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=43
april fools	T-Rex: Today is my favourite day of all! / T-Rex: April Fool's Day! / T-Rex: Chief among my loves is the love of tricking people! I bet I can totally fool the Utahraptor today. / Dromiceiomimus: How do you intend to fool him? / T-Rex: I feel certain the opportunity will present itself. / T-Rex: here... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=44

a window into his very soul	T-Rex: Another day full of possibilities! / T-Rex: I wonder what adventures I'll have today... / T-Rex: I wonder! / T-Rex: Hello everyone, it's me! / Dromiceiomimus: Yay! The T-Rex is here! I love you, T-Rex! / T-Rex: Ho ho! Good to see you too, D.! / Utahraptor: I'm sorry I was ever mean to you in the... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=45
good times	T-Rex: Last Thursday was a big day! / T-Rex: Let's recap! / T-Rex: I have much to offer a potential mate! I am big and strong and oh so sexy! / T-Rex: If only I could find someone, preferably in my own neighbourhood, to be my companion and also to have sex with! / Utahraptor: Hello! / T-Rex: Why, hello! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=46
secret handshakes and laffs a-plenty	Narrator: "SECRET HANDSHAKES" / T-Rex: I had a friend once who joined a sorority. / T-Rex: We were all like... / T-Rex: "At least I don't have to buy my friends!" / T-Rex: It didn't really make sense, because we were already her friends, for free. But we ran with it. / Utahraptor: Whatever became of this... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=47
how quickly we find ourselves in the positions of adults	T-Rex: The Utahraptor's brother is having children - it seems the time of parenthood is upon us! / T-Rex: How quickly we find ourselves in the positions of adults! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, do you think you might have children some day? / Dromiceiomimus: I don't know - I don't feel qualified to have... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=48
his name means "tyrant lizard king" after all	T-Rex: I can't believe the Utahraptor thinks that T-Rexes are cute. I am not cute! My daily romps inspire fear in all who meet me! / T-Rex: Fear! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! Do you think me and my little green arms are cute, or do they rather inspire a chilling fear in your very SOUL? / Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=49

dino-pets	T-Rex: I have been thinking, and I have come up with the perfect solution to the problem of my being considered, by others, to be "cute". / T-Rex: I will get a pet! / T-Rex: A little animal that will follow me around on my adventures, be my companion... someone to keep my bed warm at night! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=50
"utah"?	T-Rex: Guess what I got last night? / T-Rex: A dog! / T-Rex: Did you know that dogs and dinosaurs co-existed? / Dromiceiomimus: Yes, I accepted it without questioning. / T-Rex: Good! / T-Rex: I am excited to go play with my new pet dog! / Utahraptor: What are you going to name him? / T-Rex: I am thinking,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=51
feed the dog	T-Rex: I've got to remember to feed my pet dog! / Narrator: THE NEXT DAY... / T-Rex: I forgot to feed the dog! I'll do it tomorrow. / Narrator: THE NEXT DAY... / T-Rex: Got any plans for the summer? / Dromiceiomimus: Actually, I might go up north for a bit. / T-Rex: Shoot! You know what? I was supposed... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=52
adulterous affairs comics	T-Rex: I have a friend, of my own age, who is having a relationship - the only word for it is "affair" - with a woman who is engaged to be married! / T-Rex: It's time for... / Narrator: ADULTEROUS AFFAIRS COMICS / T-Rex: It kind of came out of nowhere... she is into him and he is into her, so where's... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=53
utahed-raptor	Ye Olde Narratore: A Hiftory of Dinofaurs / Ye Olde Narratore: Being a Survey of the Fielde, tolde with equal parts Flourish and Paedogogy, epitomized by a plain and familiar Manner, without and unnecessary Mixture of useless Curiosities and needless Repetitions. / Ye Olde Narratore: [Price 6d.] / Ye... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=54

thoughts of mortality	T-Rex: Today... / T-Rex: sigh / T-Rex: Today, I am troubled. / T-Rex: Troubled by thoughts of my own mortality! / T-Rex: What if I don't live forever? Then there would be no more T-Rex - no more me! / T-Rex: I would be gone! / T-Rex: Have I done anything worthwhile with my life? / Utahraptor: Thoughts... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=55
trouble in paradise	T-Rex: Well, my dog ran away. I know! / T-Rex: Can you believe it? / T-Rex: I guess some people just aren't cut out for having pets! / Dromiceiomimus: But, aren't you simply avoiding any responsibility here by transforming a personal failing into something cosmically fated? / T-Rex: I said, I guess some... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=56
the utahraptor "wigged out" yesterday	T-Rex: I wonder what's bothering the Utahraptor? He totally "wigged out" on me yesterday. / T-Rex: What a great expression! / T-Rex: Did you hear? The Utahraptor totally "wigged out" on me yesterday! / Dromiceiomimus: He "wigged out"? / T-Rex: He totally did! / T-Rex: Yesterday! / T-Rex: Yesterday, he... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=57
a list of phrases that you should never say	T-Rex: I have been compiling a list that I think might be of value! / T-Rex: What I have compiled is nothing less than... / T-Rex: A list of phrases you should never say because nothing good will ever come of them! / T-Rex: First on the list: "What do you mean you don't love me?" / Dromiceiomimus: You're... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=58
all you can eat	T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for going to all-you-can-eat restaurants! / T-Rex: Imagine... / T-Rex: All I can eat! / T-Rex: As a T-Rex, I appreciate being able to gorge myself for one low price. / Dromiceiomimus: It's a good thing gluttony isn't a sin! / T-Rex: indeed! / Utahraptor: Have you considered... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=59

Archive Page:
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60
61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 >>