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you're the world-renowned authority on you	T-Rex: I just realized: I'm almost certainly the one person who knows me the best! This has many implications... / T-Rex: For one, it means if I think I'm awesome, no-one can dispute it because I'm the authority! / T-Rex: This is great! I intend to make all sorts of pronouncements about myself, pronouncements that people will be forced to accept, because who would know myself better than me? Nobody, that's who! / T-Rex: Looks like my weekend just got filled up! / Utahraptor: Unfortunately, your reasoning is flawed, T-Rex! / T-Rex: I don't see how! / Utahraptor: While you may well be the authority on all things T-Rex, this does not mean that people should accept your judgments without question! / T-Rex: It doesn't? / Utahraptor: Nope! Even authorities must justify themselves! / T-Rex: I guess you're righ- Hey! / T-Rex: Is there some political undertone to what you're saying?! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=243
these inappropriate games are tearing me apart	T-Rex: I have been secretly programming in my spare time! What's more, I have completed my first game. I call it... / T-Rex: "Monkey Whore!" / T-Rex: Like all my work, the exclaimation mark belongs in the title. It's that exciting a game! / Dromeceiomimus: What do you do in "Monkey Whore!"? / T-Rex: Well, it's great. You start out as a monkey whore and then you collect coins and at the end of the game you are the Champion of the Monkey Whores! / Utahraptor: Where did you pick up a word like "whore", T-Rex?! / T-Rex: I saw it on the Internet! / Utahraptor: And- you know what a "whore" is? / T-Rex: I have the basic idea! A whore is someone who collects coins, yes? / Utahraptor: T-Rex, a whore is someone who has sex for money. / T-Rex: Holy cow! / T-Rex: My game's not appropriate AT ALL! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=244
the evolution of social graces	Narrator: ORIGINALLY: / T-Rex: Who cares about feelings? / T-Rex: I tell it like it is! / Narrator: THE EVOLUTION OF SOCIAL GRACES / Narrator: VICTORIAN TIMES: / T-Rex: My lady, wouldst thou be so kind as to prepare me my dinner and birth me my babies? / Dromiceiomimus: Good sir, my heart is aflutter! I will do as you ask. / T-Rex: You have my thanks! / T-Rex: Quickly, now. / Narrator: THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION: / Utahraptor: Let's have (emotionally speaking) consequence-free sex! / T-Rex: What's the secret word? / Utahraptor: Please! / Narrator: THE PRESENT DAY: / T-Rex: Is it still alright to hold a door open for a lady? / Utahraptor: Hmm... I think so, as long as you'd let her hold it open for you. / T-Rex: Now that's fair to BOTH genders! / Narrator: THE FUTURE: / T-Rex: Who cares about feelings?! / Cybernetic Collective Consciousness: We tell it like it is! / T-Rex: Damn right! That's because we're all part of a cybernetic collective consciousness. / Cybernetic Collective Consciousness: AGREED http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=245
the sex scene	T-Rex: I have finished a new novel! This is my best novel yet, for the simple reason that it includes one critical aspect: / T-Rex: A sex scene! / Dromiceiomimus: You wrote a sex scene? / T-Rex: Yep! It's HOT, if I do say so myself! / Dromiceiomimus: But what if someone you know reads it? What if your MOM reads it? / T-Rex: Shit! I hadn't thought of that! / T-Rex: Damn damn damn! What am I going to do? I'm doomed! / Utahraptor: Well, has the book been published? / T-Rex: Not as such. / Utahraptor: So? Problem solved! / T-Rex: I - I guess so! / Narrator: BUT TWO MONTHS LATER, THE BOOK IS PUBLISHED... / T-Rex: I'm sabotaging my own life!! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=246
the ultimate personification of society	T-Rex: Today I am not going to make any decision, except for this decision, just now, not to make any decisions! / T-Rex: This is great! I can't be held responsible for my actions! / Narrator: SOON: / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, should I stomp this house FAST, or should I stomp this house SLOW? / Dromiceiomimus: You should stomp that house not at all! / T-Rex: I'm sorry but please limit your answers to the suggestions provided! / Utahraptor: I'm disappointed, T-Rex! You're not living up to the possibilities of your decision! / T-Rex: Oh? / Utahraptor: Yeah, you could completely subsume your personality and only do what people tell you to do, thereby becoming the ultimate personification of society, and, likely, a very poignant example! Instead you're framing your questions so you do what you want to anyway. / T-Rex: Oh man, I should totally become the ultimate personification of society! Everything I did would be instantly symbolic / T-Rex: Imagine the symbology if I committed suicide? / T-Rex: WITH THE TV ON? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=247

houston, we have a problem	Narrator: ENTHUSIASTIC USE OF OUTDATED CATCH-PHRASES COMICS / T-Rex: "Houston, we have a problem!" / T-Rex: Ha ha ha! / T-Rex: Hey, Dromiceiomimus! These people in this house, you know what they're saying? / Dromiceiomimus: Huh? What? / T-Rex: "Houston, we have a problem!" / T-Rex: Ha ha ha! / T-Rex: "Houston, we have a problem!" / T-Rex: "Houston, we have a problem!", little lady! / Utahraptor: Give it a break, T-Rex! / Utahraptor: Your catchphrase is not only annoying, but OUT OF DATE. You should find a more modern catch-phrase! / T-Rex: Like what? / Utahraptor: Like... I don't know... / Utahraptor: "The ravages of puberty leave no-one unscathed!" / Narrator: TWO HOURS LATER: / T-Rex: "Houston, we have a problem!" / T-Rex: Ha ha ha! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=248
philosophy comics i and ii	Narrator: PHILOSOPHY COMICS / T-Rex: We can't trust our senses! The entire world could be an illusion! / T-Rex: Oh well. It doesn't really matter either way, I suppose. / Dromiceiomimus: Are we still on for dinner? / Narrator: THE END / Narrator: PHILOSOPHY COMICS II / Utahraptor: T-Rex! Science tells us everything is relative! / Utahraptor: This means that there is no such thing as truth! Your idea of what is right could be just as good as mine! / T-Rex: You misrepresent the science. All vantage points are relative, however, this does not mean that all THINGS are relative. That would be absurd. / T-Rex: But please, continue to take simplified scientific results and apply them naively to philosophical thought! / Narrator: fin http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=249
i dunno, it always worked for me	T-Rex: With new understandings coming from the field of Science, we no longer have to give God all the credit for creating the Universe! / T-Rex: It's great! / T-Rex: In the past, we did not have a very good understanding of our world, and so attributing storms and such to God made sense. / T-Rex: But NOW, we understand things! We don't need a God to make hurricanes and babies for us. We can make them in a lab! / T-Rex: In effect, WE (and by 'we' I mean 'dinosaurs') have become the all-powerful Gods of old! / Utahraptor: I'm afraid your reasoning is flawed T-Rex! Fatally flawed! / T-Rex: I don't see how! / Utahraptor: Well, say when you're a kid your father builds the house you live in. You'd give him the credit, right? And say that you're older and NOW, you understand how to build a house. Can you then conclude that your father didn't build your childhood home? / Utahraptor: The answer is "no", T-Rex! / T-Rex: Well I still have plenty more proof that God doesn't exist! Remember all those emails I sent Him back in December? / T-Rex: They BOUNCED! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=250
comics in which matters take a sudden turn for the worse (and zombies!)	Narrator: COMICS IN WHICH MATTERS TAKE A SUDDEN TURN FOR THE WORSE / T-Rex: Well, I'm perfectly content! / T-Rex: Yes indeed, life is good! / T-Rex: Wait - what's this? / T-Rex: A growth on my leg? / Narrator: THE END / Narrator: COMIC IN WHICH THE DEAD COME BACK TO LIFE TO HARASS THE LIVING / T-Rex: Run away! / Utahraptor: Run away! / T-Rex: Wait - what are we running from? / Utahraptor: Remember? The dead have come back and are harassing the living! They want to eat our brains! / T-Rex: Shit, no! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=251
i'ma gonna be a superhero	T-Rex: I've decided that I will put my tremendous height, strength, abilities, intellect, and colour to good use! / T-Rex: I will become... / T-Rex: A superhero! / T-Rex: First I need a secret identity, but I've already god that. Then I need an origin story, but I can figure that out later. What's most important is fighting crime! / Dromiceiomimus: Shouldn't you be having these thoughts in your private lair, rather than out in the open? / T-Rex: Silence, citizen! / Utahraptor: Ooh! Ooh! I want to be a superhero too! / T-Rex: No! You're stealing my idea! / Utahraptor: I'll be The Raptor, and my ability will be to sneak up behind you, jump on your back, hook my claws into your flesh, and tear you apart! / T-Rex: No, but I was going to - / Utahraptor: Oh! And the Dromiceiomimus can be my sidekick! We'll have our own base! / T-Rex: No fair! I was going to ask her to be MY sidekick! / T-Rex: You can't just - / T-Rex: My base is going to be better! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=252

handshaking classiness	T-Rex: I have heard of the perfect way for one, and all of ones friends to be the classiest group of people ever! / T-Rex: How to appear to be classy! / T-Rex: The secret is the HANDSHAKE. If you greet all of your friends with a handshake, then, WITHOUT FAIL, people will start commenting on how classy you are! / T-Rex: This is going to be great! / T-Rex: And when people do compliment me on my classiness, I'll shake their hand! / Utahraptor: I think you may be on to something! / T-Rex: I do believe I am! / T-Rex: But you didn't shake my hand just now. It is LESS CLASSY to run up behind someone shouting than to give them a firm handshake! / Utahraptor: Oops! My mistake. I'll shake your hand right now! Ready? / T-Rex: Ready! / Utahraptor: Okay, hold out your arm! / T-Rex: Ha, ha! Here I go! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=253
valentine's day comics	Narrator: VALENTINE'S DAY COMICS / T-Rex: Valentine's Day?! / T-Rex: Oh no! / T-Rex: I need to find myself a Valentine, STAT! / Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, I was hoping I'd run into you! Would you be my Valentine? / T-Rex: Aww! Of course I'll be your Valentine, Dromiceiomimus! / T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus: Hooray! / Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex! I wanted to ask you a question! / T-Rex: Sure! / T-Rex: But before you say anything, I want to share with you some happy news: that Dromiceiomimus wanted to be my Valentine! / Utahraptor: Oh! / Utahraptor: Great! / Utahraptor: Well! I guess you've got no need for me then! I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME AND DIE ALONE! / T-Rex: Stupid manufactured holidays! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=254
musavada veramani sikkhapadam samadiyami	T-Rex: I have recently discovered a new philosophical system of beliefs! / T-Rex: Buddhism! / T-Rex: Buddhism allows me to forgo material things. / T-Rex: All I have to do is sit around all day and think, then I become enlightened! / T-Rex: It is a sweet deal. / T-Rex: Truly, Buddhism is the way for me! / Utahraptor: Then why are you stomping on that woman? / T-Rex: Huh? / Utahraptor: You're not supposed to go around killing people if you're a Buddhist. It's the first of the Ten Precepts! / Utahraptor: I think it's pretty clear that you have only the most superficial grasp on the philosophy, T-Rex! / Utahraptor: Perhaps culled only from cartoonish stereotypes! / T-Rex: I also saw a statue! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=255
maybe HE didn't	T-Rex: You know how sometimes you wonder what your life would be like, if only you made some decisions differently? / T-Rex: Well, I intend to find out! / T-Rex: It'll be great! I'll move to a new town and START OVER. Then every chance I have, I'll make the other decision: the one I didn't make the first time! / T-Rex: It'll be great! And if things turn out worse with these new decisions, well then--lesson learned! I'll just move back here and never speak of it again. / T-Rex: Then it's settled: I'll move to a new town, make new friends, and start a whole new identity! / Utahraptor: Why? / T-Rex: "Why"? / Utahraptor: Yeah, "why", as in "why move away and start life again?" What, did you commit some horrible crime? / T-Rex: Ha ha! / T-Rex: NO, I didn't commit some horrible crime! / T-Rex: Right? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=256
having a propensity to the overuse of lengthy language	T-Rex: I have finally decided to add another word to my List of Favourite Words! / T-Rex: The word? / T-Rex: Sesquipedalian! / T-Rex: The reason this word is so great is that it means "given to the overuse of long words" and it itself is a long word! / T-Rex: i can't get enough! / Utahraptor: So - what? You enjoy the irony of the word, T-Rex? / T-Rex: Yep! / T-Rex: Is that alright? / Utahraptor: Sure! It's great! / T-Rex: Alright then! / Utahraptor: Super! / T-Rex:Fantastic! / Utahraptor: Well then! / T-Rex: I'm glad we had this little talk! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=257

hilarious outtakes comics	Narrator: HILARIOUS OUTTAKES COMICS / T-Rex: It's been a memorable two weeks indeed! / T-Rex: Do you recall a few days ago, when we had that hilarious conversation? / Dromiceiomimus: I thought I would die laughing! / T-Rex: I - um. / T-Rex: Line? / Narrator: HILARIOUS OUTTAKES COMICS II / T-Rex: So what meaning do you see my actions representing? / Utahraptor: The futility of life? / T-Rex: Oh man! / / T-Rex: Now I - um... / T-Rex: Line? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=258
that's perfect	T-Rex: I have been thinking of registering a domain name... / T-Rex: ... on the Internet! / T-Rex: This domain name will have to be something that reflects me and my interests! / T-Rex: Something that says, "This is an awesome dude!" but also says "You should sign the guestbook!" / T-Rex: Hmm... / Utahraptor: I've got a great domain name for you! / T-Rex: Oh boy! What is it? / Narrator: AS THE UTAHRAPTOR GIVES HIS SUGGESTION, THE T-REX'S FACE FILLS WITH EXCITEMENT... / T-Rex: That's perfect! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=259
ice cream night	Narrator: ICE CREAM NIGHT / T-Rex: Who wants some ice cream?! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, come over tonght! I'm going to have an ICE CREAM NIGHT. / Dromiceiomimus: Ice cream night? / T-Rex: Yeah! We'll all go out for ice cream! It'll be fun! / T-Rex: Ice cream! / Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex! Beautiful day, isn't it! / T-Rex: It IS! / T-Rex: It's so beautiful, you should come over tonight for ice cream! / Utahraptor: Ice cream night? / T-Rex: You know it! / Utahraptor: I'm there! / Narrator: THAT NIGHT... / T-Rex: Shit, it's still winter! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=260
righteous indignation	T-Rex: So, if you'll excuse the pun, I think you'll agree: one cannot have a "will to" something without first a "will through" something, yes? / T-Rex: Utahraptor? / T-Rex: Utahraptor?! / T-Rex: Where the hell did he go? He was right here! / T-Rex: We were talking! / T-Rex: I was being CLEVER! / Utahraptor: T-Rex! Wait up! / T-Rex: Where were you? / Utahraptor: You were a bit boring, so I went somewhere else! / T-Rex: R-Really? / Utahraptor: Ha ha, just kidding. I went to get some smokes. / T-Rex: Since when do you smoke? / T-Rex: Since WHEN?! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=261
the taste of burying your ass	T-Rex: I can't believe the Utahraptor's a smoker! I can't believe it! / T-Rex: Doesn't he know he's damaging his LUNGS?! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, did you know that the Utahraptor is a smoker? / Dromiceiomimus: Sure I did! We smoke together sometimes! / T-Rex: YOU smoke TOO?! I could stomp a house, I'm so shocked! / Narrator: Later... / T-Rex: My shock is continued! / Utahraptor: It's MY choice, T-Rex! / Utahraptor: So don't get all holier-than-thou on me! Maybe I just like the taste of nicotine! / T-Rex: Maybe I'll just like the taste of BURYING YOUR ASS! / T-Rex: You heard me! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=262

holy peer pressure	T-Rex: I guess I shouldn't freak out too much about people smoking. I'm not sure if it's my place... I'll try to be more "cool" about it! / T-Rex: Plus, I don't want to become a big old sanctimonious bastard! / T-Rex: So, Dromiceiomimus! How long have you been smoking? / Dromiceiomimus: Oh, I only smoke once in a while, and only when I've been drinking. / T-Rex: Wait- you DRINK?! / T-Rex: Am I a prude? Am I out of touch with the youth of today? / Utahraptor: Maybe a little! / Utahraptor: Not to say that smoking is great, but I too only smoke the occasional cigarette when I've been drinking! There's worse things I could be doing, like murders! / T-Rex: I - I just would prefer it if you'd consider quitting the habit! / T-Rex: That's right! / T-Rex: I said it! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=263
t-rex what's going on	God: T-REX WHAT'S GOING ON / T-Rex: Who said that?! / GOD: IT'S ME GOD / T-Rex: Oh yeah? Prove it! What am I going to do next? / GOD: YOU'RE GOING TO STOMP ON A WOMAN AGAINST MY WISHES / T-Rex: Ha! I'd like to see that! / T-Rex: Oh my goodness! He was right! / Utahraptor: Who was right? / T-Rex: God!! / T-Rex: God's talking to me and he can tell the FUTURE! / God: HEY GUYS / Utahraptor: Huh? I don't hear anything. Maybe you're going CRAZY, T-Rex! / God: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW HIS TIMES TABLES / T-Rex: Hah hah hah! No way! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=264
the dinosaur at the end of the comic	Narrator: the DINOSAUR at the end of this comic / Narrator: starring lovable, scaly old T-REX / T-Rex: Hello, everybodee! / T-Rex: This is a very dull panel. What is on the next panel? / T-Rex: WHAT DID THAT SAY? Did that say there will be a dinosaur at the end of this comic? / T-Rex: It did? Oh, I am so scared of dinosaurs!! / T-Rex: Listen, I have an idea. If you do not read any panels, we will never get to the end of this comic. / T-Rex: And that is good, because there is a dinosaur at the end of this comic. / T-Rex: so please do not read the next panel. / Utahraptor: THEY READ THE PANEL! / T-Rex: Maybe you do not understand! You do not know what you are doing to me! / T-Rex: I, T-Rex, am begging you not to read the next panel! / Utahraptor: The next panel is the end of this comic, and there is a DINOSAUR at the end of this comic! / T-Rex: Oh, I am so SCARED! Please do not read the next panel. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! / T-Rex: Well, look at that! This is the end of the comic, and the only one here is ME! / T-Rex: I, lovable, scaly old T-Rex am the dinosaur at the end of this comic! / T-Rex: And you were so scared! I told you and told you that there was nothing to be afraid of! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=265
comics in which disaster strikes!	Narrator: COMICS IN WHICH DISASTER STRIKES! / T-Rex: Here is a list of things that I've burnt: / T-Rex: - Toast! / T-Rex: - My house! / T-Rex: - Dinner! / T-Rex: - My Fingers! / T-Rex: - RUBBER. / Utahraptor: You're forgetting one! / T-Rex: Which? / Utahraptor: - Bridges? / T-Rex: Oh, that's very funny, Utahrapt- / Narrator: JUST AT THAT MOMENT, DISASTER STRIKES! / T-Rex: Look out behind you!! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=266
a quiet portrait	T-Rex: How can I possibly be late for my important meeting AGAIN? / T-Rex: How is this even possible?! / T-Rex: I got up early, I ate breakfast early, I showered early, and yet: I am late! Again! Still! / T-Rex: Why I am always late for my very important meetings? / T-Rex: I do not understand this! / T-Rex: If there were an award for lateness, I would be the winner, two years in a row! / Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex! / T-Rex: Hello Utahraptor! How are you today? / Utahraptor: I'm fine, fine! But it sounds like maybe you're a little late! / T-Rex: Oh, ha ha! Don't worry about me! / T-Rex: It's just something I have to take care of, you know? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=267

the time machine	T-Rex: Last night I built myself a machine... / T-Rex: ... a time machine! / T-Rex: This time machine is a watch, one that allows me to travel through time at the fantastic rate of one second per second. / T-Rex: It will show me what tomorrow is like, tomorrow! / T-Rex: (What a great adventure!) / Utahraptor: That sounds like a pretty useless time machine! / T-Rex: Hey! / Utahraptor: Besides, everybody knows that the smart way to build a time machine is to spend your life building it, but then have your future self send it back in time to you right now, thereby saving you the effort! You've been wasting your time! / T-Rex: What? / Narrator: SUDDENLY, THIS COMIC'S PUNCHLINE, AND THAT OF THE SYNDICATED COMIC STRIP "CATHY", ARE SWITCHED! / T-Rex: Ack! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=268
the group autobiography	T-Rex: I'm going to write my autobiography! But rather than writing it myself, / T-Rex: I'm going to get lots of other people to write it for me! / Dromiceiomimus: Then, wouldn't that be a biography? / T-Rex: I guess so. But different! Everybody I know gets to write one chapter, and they don't see what other people wrote until the book is published! / Utahraptor: This sounds like fun, T-Rex! / T-Rex: I think it will be, and flattering too! / Utahraptor: Flattering? What if everyone writes the same complaint? / T-Rex: Huh? / Utahraptor: Yeah, what if we all say "He's good, but he smells funny on Tuesdays?" / T-Rex: What? I don't smell funny on Tuesdays!! / T-Rex: Who smells funny on a specific day of the week? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=269
the group autobiography	T-Rex: I'm going to write my autobiography! But rather than writing it myself, / T-Rex: I'm going to get lots of other people to write it for me! / Dromiceiomimus: Then, wouldn't that be a biography? / T-Rex: I guess so. But different! Everybody I know gets to write one chapter, and they don't see what other people wrote until the book is published! / Utahraptor: This sounds like fun, T-Rex! / T-Rex: I think it will be, and flattering too! / Utahraptor: Flattering? What if everyone writes the same complaint? / T-Rex: Huh? / Utahraptor: Yeah, what if we all say "He's good, but he smells funny on Tuesdays?" / T-Rex: What? I don't smell funny on Tuesdays!! / T-Rex: Who smells funny on a specific day of the week? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=269
the day of rage	THE DAY OF RAGE / T-Rex: All right! / T-Rex: I'm pissed off, so everybody get out of my way! / T-Rex: My rage brings destruction! / T-Rex: My rage brings DEATH! / Utahraptor: What the hell are you doing?! / T-Rex: Today is my "day of rage". / Utahraptor: I thought your "day of rage" was yesterday. / T-Rex: Shoot, you're right! Oh man... / T-Rex: I've got some 'splainin to do! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=270
the mind-control ray	Narrator: THE UTAHRAPTOR IN: THE MIND-CONTROL RAY / T-Rex: Dear God! / T-Rex: The Utahraptor's mind-control ray experiment: it finally succeeded! / T-Rex: It gives him dominion over the minds of men, and his absolute power has corrupted him, absolutely! / Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, he's going around making people give him all their money! / T-Rex: Somehow - SOMEHOW - we've got to stop him! The fate of the free world depends on it! / Utahraptor: T-Rex! Give me all your money! / T-Rex: NO! You'll never get away with this! / Utahraptor: Maybe this mind-control ray I've hidden in the palm of my hand will make you change your mind? / T-Rex: I - / T-Rex: ALL THE MONEY / Narrator: LATER THE UTAHRAPTOR USES THE MIND-CONTROL RAY ON HIMSELF, AND BECOMES... A KINDER PERSON! / T-Rex: Thanks for the cookies! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=271
an awesome week - o - dreams come true	Narrator: DREAMS COME TRUE / T-Rex: I had a horrible dream last night! Real nightmare! / T-Rex: In my dream, everything had turned into plasticine! Do you ever have nightmares, Dromiceiomimus? / Dromiceiomimus: I guess, but I never remember them at the morning! / T-Rex: I wish I wouldn't either! / Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex, are you sure it was just a dream? / T-Rex: What do you mean? / Utahraptor: Well, you look quite plasticineish to me! / T-Rex: You're just trying to scare me! / Utahraptor: I'm not, you should take a look in a mirror! / T-Rex: But mirrors don't exist yet! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=272

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