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BoxJam's Doodle Comics [['Mina is on a sledding dish being pulled by two dogs]] / [[Although the dogs aren't attached to the dish by any means, they 'pull' the dish up a snowy hill]] / [[They take flight against a starry sky]] / [[A giant BoxJam head appears near the flying sled - the dogs take notice]] / [[The giant BoxJam...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is at a supermarket checkout, with an militantly optimistic person in line behind him]] / Militantly Optimistic Person (MOP): Hey, friend, you look sad! / BoxJam: Uh... / MOP: Be happy, pal! Life is good! Don't sweat the small stuff! / MOP: The world's your oyster, right? C'mon, cheer up! Lemmee...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam checks herself out in the mirror from several different angles.]] / [[She walks away from the mirror]] / Ms. BoxJam: It's all good...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is chased by a bag of trash over a beach. The bag gets larger and larger, closer and closer, a la "The Prisoner" giant balloon chases.]] / [[BoxJam looks at the perpetually full kitchen trash can.]] / BoxJam: *Sigh*
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam holds a present; BoxJam an easel]] / Ms. BoxJam: Happy Frugality Day! I got you a CD player! / BoxJam: Happy Frugality Day! I sold all my CDs so I could get you this easel! / [[Ms. BoxJam looks crestfallen]] / Ms. BoxJam: I sold all my paints and brushes. I could get you a book... / BoxJam:...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is on his roof, dressed as a WWI-era fighter pilot]] / BoxJam (thinking): Here's the WWI flying ace patrolling the dawn skies at Couer du Loop... / [[He looks behind him, where Little BoxJam and BoxJamina are also sitting on top of the roof]] / BoxJam (thinking): He has his kids with him.....
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is watching TV]] / Ms. BoxJam: You watch too much T.V. / <> / BoxJam: Many people consider "Theodore Tugboat" just a cheesy ripoff of "Thomas the Tank Engine," but I would strongly disagree.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam sit at a table with half-eaten Chinese food]] / Ms. BoxJam (reading): "There is no meditation more powerful than the pause during a morning walk to remember a departed friend." / Ms. BoxJam (thinking): Please don't... please don't... please don't... / BoxJam: In BED!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Inset: The world and the way it would be if the word 'the' was replaced with 'nud.' / BoxJam: Did you like yesterday's Chinese food? / Ms. BoxJam: Yes, but this vegetarian chili you made is good too! / BoxJam: It'd be better with a beer. / Ms. BoxJam: No beer for me, but I'll have a glass of wine, if...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are standing outside]] / Ms. BoxJam: Did I tell you the Touchstones are going on vacation by themselves? Can you imagine going on vacation without the kids? / [[A series of thought balloons]] / [[Postcard shows BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam, alone, wading in breakers on a beach]] / Caption:...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam and BoxJam are reading]] / Ms. BoxJam: This says that liking some losers is fine, but liking them BECAUSE they're losers is unhealthy. / BoxJam: Huh. You say that as though it has some relevance to me. / Ms. BoxJam: Well, who's your favorite baseball team? / BoxJam: The Cubs. / Ms. BoxJam:...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam walks by a pile of large bricks - an 'aha' mark registers above his head]] / [[BoxJam lays out a careful rectangle of the blocks]] / [[He very precisely builds up a low wall of blocks, with a window in place. The perspective is severe.]] / [[As he plumbs his work finished thus far, Little...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam reads a letter]] / Ms. BoxJam: Hmm... Mensa wants me to take a test... they think I could get in... / BoxJam: Pretty elitist - are you gonna? / Ms. BoxJam: No more elitist than an orchestra, or a football team... / BoxJam: Orchestras are trying to play good music. Football teams are trying...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam walks through a library, past a librarians' desk. Over the desk hangs a sign: Shh!]] / [[Outside the library (sign: LIBRARY) BoxJam meets Ms. BoxJam]] / Ms. BoxJam: You get your book? / BoxJam: Yeah. / Ms. BoxJam: The librarian is pretty homely, isn't she? / <> / Ms. BoxJam: What? / BoxJam:...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam sit against a pole. Ms. BoxJam is toying with a skein of yarn or a cat's cradle or something]] / BoxJam: You know how sitcoms'll have cute little kids on them? / Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... / BoxJam: And you know how, if the show lasts a few seasons, the kid outgrows his or her cuteness? / Ms....
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam sits by candlelight, writing]] / Ms. BoxJam's Journal: February 16 - The chimpanzees have undergone a transformation of late that I cannot explain... / Ms. BoxJam's Journal: Once independent and noble, the tribe has grown lazy, turgid, and, if I may anthropomorphize a bit, downright silly... / [[Ms....
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[A bunch of prairie dog BoxJam's are poking out of their holes]] / [[They see something]] / [[A fllying Ms. BoxJam, holding a bag of trash, swoops low over the holes - too late - the BoxJams have ducked underground.]] / <> / <> / <> / [[Danger past, the BoxJams poke up out...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and the Orange guy at the 'Wait Here' sign]] / [[The Orange Guy Sneezes]] / <> / [[BoxJam looks miffed]] / [[He rolls his eyes]] / BoxJam (quietly): ...bless you... / Orange Guy: Thank you! / BoxJam (thinking): Jerk.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[A bunch of kids are sitting on a bench.]] / Narration: The game was tied at 40- and I was ready to come off the bench! First, though, coach wanted to try the new hotshot transfer from Kensington... / [[Same bench, but a kid is missing.]] / Narration: We were down 10 when Travis White went it, then David...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: You know how sometimes you go to get a drink at the water cooler, and when you get too close to stop you realize the two people at the water cooler are having a conversation, and so then in getting the water and interrupting them, you have to make a production out of it, and be all, "Gotta get...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Sign on boat: Municipal Garbage / [[Garbageman empties bag after bag of garbage from one can, with presumably the BoxJams' house in the distance.]] / [[Garbageman clambers over the vast pile of garbage bags in the boat, now considerably lower in the water.]] / [[He continues to pour bags out of the...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / Ms. BoxJam: Should I ask what that was, or pretend I'm asleep? / BoxJam: Pretend you're asleep.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Boxam gets a jar of peanut butter out of the cupboard.]] / [[BoxJam goes off and fetches a jar of jelly and some bread, and opens the drawer for a knife.]] / [[BoxJam spreads peanut butter and jelly on two slices of bread.]] / [[BoxJam puts everything away and puts the finished sandwich on a plate.]] / BoxJam:...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: Will I ever be successful at cartooning? <> / Magic 8-Ball: Shut up, stupid jerk. / BoxJam: That's a new message, isn't it? / Magic 8-Ball: P.S. You suck.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam reads while it rains outside.]] / [[An ox appears in the window, catching BoxJam's attention.]] / [[Ms. BoxJam appears, guiding a plow behind the ox.]] / BoxJam: Fine. I'll see about getting someone to improve the drainage. / Ms. BoxJam: Now? I was just about to plant the rice!
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam sits in a chair looking at a TV screen that reads 'No trash']] / Trio of Ms. BoxJams: [[singing]] You... don't have to take out the trash... tonighhht... / Hollywood-style sign outside window: No Trash Tonight / Trio: You... just sit there and drink beer... that's riiighhht... / Trio: There's...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Ms. BoxJam: You had this much done on the doodle half an hour ago! / BoxJam: Yeah... I need to use the phrase "Indian burial ground," but I want to come up with something more P.C... / Ms. BoxJam: "Native American burial ground" doesn't have the same magic, does it? You can always mention a specific...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: The sink broke. / Ms. BoxJam: How could a sink "break"? / BoxJam: I don't know. Sometimes I think this house was built on an old Chippewa burial ground... / Ms. BoxJam: That's your excuse for everything! Milk went bad. "Old Chippewa burial ground." Table exploded. "Old Chippewa burial ground."...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[A freckle-faced girl stands with a bunny next to her]] / Little girl: Clancy, it sure is a nice day! / Bunny: It sure is! / Little girl: What should we do? / Clancy: I don't know...what do you wanna do? / Little Girl: I dunno... / [[They stand there]] / <> / [[They stand there]] / [[BoxJam...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Space. A misshapen rock, the earth, and (the moon?) are visible]] / [[The misshapen rock is close to the earth. The earth's atmosphere is visible distinct from the surface]] / [[A meteor streaks toward the ground, where there are three dots]] / [[The meteor goes faster and gets closer]] / [[The...
 

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