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| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam look at the kids in bed.]]
/ Caption (in verse): Each year 'round this time (this Monday right now), / when it's kind of cold and the last leaves have fallen, / comes the night the kids go to bed early, / awaiting a visit from jolly Slip-Sollen. / [[A man with pointy-ears and... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021209.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam wear one large dual-compartment muumuu, back-to-back.]] / [[BoxJam leans forward.]] / [[The reaction makes them both jiggle.]] / [[They slowly stop jiggling.]] / Ms. BoxJam: Knock it off. / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam wear one large dual-compartment muumuu, back-to-back.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021210.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam sits in a chair on scaffolding, above BoxJam and Mallethead.]]
/ Inset Box: Canadian Telepathy Races / [[Little BoxJam points at Mallethead]]
/ Little BoxJam: One/un! / [[BoxJam and Mallethead are both concentrating harder, and sweat begins to fly off them.]] / [[They think even harder.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021211.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is on a chair with his children on his knees, looking upset]]
/ BoxJam: So, remember how your friend Taylor's dad was very sick? Well, I'm afraid he died. / Little BoxJam: Does that mean Taylor will be out of school for a while?
/ BoxJam: Yes, it does. / Little BoxJam: Does Taylor have to go... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021212.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in the family boat.]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Christmas is coming up, and Taylor's dad won't be around to see it...
/ BoxJam: Yeah...I was just thinking about that today... / [[3 panels of them boating silently.]] http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021213.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: So Taylor's dad died...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... / [[silence]] / BoxJam: I'm still not really down with this whole "death" thing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021216.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: Alright, death sucks, but I guess I can accept it...
/ Ms. BoxJam: That's good, because everybody else is going to accept it... / BoxJam: That's true, isn't it? Someday everyone in the world will be okay with the fact that I'm dead. But you know what? I accept that.
/ Ms. BoxJam: You know what... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021217.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[A young woman kneels and addresses a group of kids, including Little BoxJam and 'Mina.]]
/ Young Woman: OK, gang, before we get started on the play equipment, let's go over some things...no climbing on top of each other, no grabbing, no pushing... / Young Woman: If anyone gets hurt, I'll call your... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021218.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks up to a table, on which a glass with water is leaning diagonally against a stack of books.]] / [[He examines them closely. The water level is parallel to the top of the glass, not to the horizon. (books: The Compleat Soap on a Rope, Chopping Block by Lee Adam Herold, and ???]] / [[BoxJam,... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021219.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: She thinks it's a fungal infection... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021220.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | Flower: Have you ever thought about getting a vacation property as an investment?
/ Pot: You know, not really... since I'm a cheap galvanized pot... / Flower: Do you know how we got like this?
/ Pot: I think maybe your Mom is Endora... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021223.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: "... and then Santa disappeared with a touch to his nose." Good night, and merry Christmas.
/ Little BoxJam: Bup? / BoxJam: Yeah?
/ Little BoxJam: Where did Santa Claus get his powers? / BoxJam: He was bitten by a radioactive elf. http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021224.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam family kneeling in prayer]]
/ Offscreen voice: ...any other intentions we will pray for, which our congregation will share now... / Offscreen voice: Tersei Sparke
/ Offscreen voice: Cairon Drembow
/ BoxJam: Raynor Pite / [['Mina raises her hand]]
/ 'Mina: He died! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021225.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Some kings with a camel are hiding behind a wall, watching shepherds, an angel, Mary and Joseph and the Baby Jesus]]
/ King: On my mark, everybody... / [[the kings and camel charge at the holy group]]
/ King: Attack! / [[BoxJam is watching BoxJamina and Little BoxJam play with the figures from a Nativity... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021226.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: I did not see a fox, my dear...
/ Ms. BoxJam: But there was a fox! He was near here! / BoxJam: I did not see a fox go past; when you said 'fox' I came out fast. In our yard you saw me walk...
/ Ms. BoxJam: What is with the way we talk? / [[a fox wearing a big... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021227.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam comes upon Ms. BoxJam, who is on the computer]]
/ BoxJam: Whatcha doing?
/ Ms. BoxJam: I found a site called "Missed Chances"... / Ms. BoxJam: It's supposed to be therapeutic...people write messages to people they'll never see again...apparently, though, some people have been going there looking... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021230.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[New Years Eve - The BoxJam family is gathered watching BoxJam lower a suspended bag of trash marked '2003' into a waiting trash can.]]
/ Announcer: 10...9...8...7...6... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20021231.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [little BoxJam standing in front of standing poster of bird, BoxJam and Mrs. BoxJam sitting together in front of him]
/ Little BoxJam: My report on Birds of the Seas. / Little BoxJam: Sea Gulls don't really explode if you feed them alka-seltzer. Cormorants used to have rings around their necks so they... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030101.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks up to Ms. BoxJam, wearing a tie]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Oh, good...you're ready to go... / [[BoxJam's tie ignites] / [[It bursts into full flame]] / [[the tie is now smoldering]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Fortunately, we know enough now to allow extra time for one of your tie fires... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030102.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam wears a welders' mask, holding a torch up to a metal structure]] / [[Ms. BoxJam approaches]]
/ BoxJam: This is going VERY slowly...
/ Ms. BoxJam: You haven't turned the flame on! / BoxJam: Oh... / BoxJam: I thought the flame was just blue! http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030103.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Ms. BoxJam holds a bag of trash for BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: Hey! I've got a great new idea for a TV show!
/ Ms. BoxJam: Can we please have one garbage exchange without an unrelated, uninteresting discussion? / [[BoxJam takes the trash]]
/ BoxJam: It's about a pet psychic who solves crimes!
/ Ms. BoxJam: You're... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030106.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[a pet psychic is held at gunpoint]]
/ Pet Psychic: I know all about your scheme, thanks to your cat Fritzy!
/ Gun-wielding Thug: It doesn't matter now, Pet Psychic! Prepare to do your readings on the other side! / [[A haloed-dog comes through a hole to another dimension. The stunned thug drops the gun]]
/ Pet... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030107.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[The BoxJam family walks through a parking lot outside a stadium. BoxJam is angry.]] / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030108.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam is sitting up in bed - his wife is lying down.]] / BoxJam: You awake? Will you do me a favor? / BoxJam: I can't sleep...will you lie to me and tell me everything's alright? / Ms. BoxJam: The whole world is fed...nobody is at war...nod kids are being abused right now...deep down, we all have... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030109.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | BoxJam: I was just thinking about your hat - it's amazing.
/ Ms. BoxJam: Well, thanks. It's kind of funky, isn't it? / BoxJam: Since your hat is the greatest thing in the world, I have written a poem about it on this scroll...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Look, really, it's just a hat... / BoxJam: 'Just a hat!?' That... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030110.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are dressed in stereotypical Bavarian clothes]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Traeshenchore is gut. / BoxJam (taking trash): Ja. / < http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030113.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks up to Ms. BoxJam, who has a paper and a pen]]
/ Ms. BoxJam: Please sign this document stating that you're always to blame... / BoxJam: Will you take care of the necessary filling? After all, I'd
/ probably screw it up...
/ Ms. BoxJam: Agreed. Already got it covered... / BoxJam: Marriage... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030114.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[Little BoxJam is reading a book.]]
/ Book: After a harrowing trip to the site of its birth, the salmon spawns, and then awaits its demise...
/ Little BoxJam: Bup...what does "harrowing" mean?
/ BoxJam: Figure it out from context! / Little BoxJam: Huh?
/ BoxJam: See if you can figure it out by the words... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030115.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam closes a cellar door over the family.]]
/ BoxJam: OK...now we sit tight until it blows over!
/ 'Mina: My blankie! / BoxJam: Honey, I'm sure your blanket will be fine...we'll get it after all the tornadoes have blown through...
/ 'Mina: Need my blankie now! / BoxJam: But honey, el niņo is causing... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030116.html |
| BoxJam's Doodle Comics | [[BoxJam walks up to an angry Little BoxJam]]
/ BoxJam: Hey, bud...what's the matter?
/ Little BoxJam: Mommy won't let me keep a German Shepherd that followed me home... / BoxJam: Well, I'm sorry...but you know we're not ready for a dog!
/ Little BoxJam: Who said anything about a dog? / [[Wide scene.... http://boxjamsdoodle.com/d/20030117.html |
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