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BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam look at the kids in bed.]] / Caption (in verse): Each year 'round this time (this Monday right now), / when it's kind of cold and the last leaves have fallen, / comes the night the kids go to bed early, / awaiting a visit from jolly Slip-Sollen. / [[A man with pointy-ears and...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam wear one large dual-compartment muumuu, back-to-back.]] / [[BoxJam leans forward.]] / [[The reaction makes them both jiggle.]] / [[They slowly stop jiggling.]] / Ms. BoxJam: Knock it off. / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam wear one large dual-compartment muumuu, back-to-back.]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Little BoxJam sits in a chair on scaffolding, above BoxJam and Mallethead.]] / Inset Box: Canadian Telepathy Races / [[Little BoxJam points at Mallethead]] / Little BoxJam: One/un! / [[BoxJam and Mallethead are both concentrating harder, and sweat begins to fly off them.]] / [[They think even harder....
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is on a chair with his children on his knees, looking upset]] / BoxJam: So, remember how your friend Taylor's dad was very sick? Well, I'm afraid he died. / Little BoxJam: Does that mean Taylor will be out of school for a while? / BoxJam: Yes, it does. / Little BoxJam: Does Taylor have to go...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam in the family boat.]] / Ms. BoxJam: Christmas is coming up, and Taylor's dad won't be around to see it... / BoxJam: Yeah...I was just thinking about that today... / [[3 panels of them boating silently.]]
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: So Taylor's dad died... / Ms. BoxJam: Yeah... / [[silence]] / BoxJam: I'm still not really down with this whole "death" thing...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: Alright, death sucks, but I guess I can accept it... / Ms. BoxJam: That's good, because everybody else is going to accept it... / BoxJam: That's true, isn't it? Someday everyone in the world will be okay with the fact that I'm dead. But you know what? I accept that. / Ms. BoxJam: You know what...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[A young woman kneels and addresses a group of kids, including Little BoxJam and 'Mina.]] / Young Woman: OK, gang, before we get started on the play equipment, let's go over some things...no climbing on top of each other, no grabbing, no pushing... / Young Woman: If anyone gets hurt, I'll call your...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam walks up to a table, on which a glass with water is leaning diagonally against a stack of books.]] / [[He examines them closely. The water level is parallel to the top of the glass, not to the horizon. (books: The Compleat Soap on a Rope, Chopping Block by Lee Adam Herold, and ???]] / [[BoxJam,...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: She thinks it's a fungal infection...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics Flower: Have you ever thought about getting a vacation property as an investment? / Pot: You know, not really... since I'm a cheap galvanized pot... / Flower: Do you know how we got like this? / Pot: I think maybe your Mom is Endora...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: "... and then Santa disappeared with a touch to his nose." Good night, and merry Christmas. / Little BoxJam: Bup? / BoxJam: Yeah? / Little BoxJam: Where did Santa Claus get his powers? / BoxJam: He was bitten by a radioactive elf.
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam family kneeling in prayer]] / Offscreen voice: ...any other intentions we will pray for, which our congregation will share now... / Offscreen voice: Tersei Sparke / Offscreen voice: Cairon Drembow / BoxJam: Raynor Pite / [['Mina raises her hand]] / 'Mina: He died!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Some kings with a camel are hiding behind a wall, watching shepherds, an angel, Mary and Joseph and the Baby Jesus]] / King: On my mark, everybody... / [[the kings and camel charge at the holy group]] / King: Attack! / [[BoxJam is watching BoxJamina and Little BoxJam play with the figures from a Nativity...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam comes up to Ms. BoxJam]] / BoxJam: I did not see a fox, my dear... / Ms. BoxJam: But there was a fox! He was near here! / BoxJam: I did not see a fox go past; when you said 'fox' I came out fast. In our yard you saw me walk... / Ms. BoxJam: What is with the way we talk? / [[a fox wearing a big...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam comes upon Ms. BoxJam, who is on the computer]] / BoxJam: Whatcha doing? / Ms. BoxJam: I found a site called "Missed Chances"... / Ms. BoxJam: It's supposed to be therapeutic...people write messages to people they'll never see again...apparently, though, some people have been going there looking...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[New Years Eve - The BoxJam family is gathered watching BoxJam lower a suspended bag of trash marked '2003' into a waiting trash can.]] / Announcer: 10...9...8...7...6...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [little BoxJam standing in front of standing poster of bird, BoxJam and Mrs. BoxJam sitting together in front of him] / Little BoxJam: My report on Birds of the Seas. / Little BoxJam: Sea Gulls don't really explode if you feed them alka-seltzer. Cormorants used to have rings around their necks so they...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam walks up to Ms. BoxJam, wearing a tie]] / Ms. BoxJam: Oh, good...you're ready to go... / [[BoxJam's tie ignites] / [[It bursts into full flame]] / [[the tie is now smoldering]] / Ms. BoxJam: Fortunately, we know enough now to allow extra time for one of your tie fires...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam wears a welders' mask, holding a torch up to a metal structure]] / [[Ms. BoxJam approaches]] / BoxJam: This is going VERY slowly... / Ms. BoxJam: You haven't turned the flame on! / BoxJam: Oh... / BoxJam: I thought the flame was just blue!
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Ms. BoxJam holds a bag of trash for BoxJam]] / BoxJam: Hey! I've got a great new idea for a TV show! / Ms. BoxJam: Can we please have one garbage exchange without an unrelated, uninteresting discussion? / [[BoxJam takes the trash]] / BoxJam: It's about a pet psychic who solves crimes! / Ms. BoxJam: You're...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[a pet psychic is held at gunpoint]] / Pet Psychic: I know all about your scheme, thanks to your cat Fritzy! / Gun-wielding Thug: It doesn't matter now, Pet Psychic! Prepare to do your readings on the other side! / [[A haloed-dog comes through a hole to another dimension. The stunned thug drops the gun]] / Pet...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[The BoxJam family walks through a parking lot outside a stadium. BoxJam is angry.]] / <> / Ms. BoxJam: Um... I think the Globetrotters are supposed to win... / BoxJam: Didn't the ref even care about the shot clock?!
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam is sitting up in bed - his wife is lying down.]] / BoxJam: You awake? Will you do me a favor? / BoxJam: I can't sleep...will you lie to me and tell me everything's alright? / Ms. BoxJam: The whole world is fed...nobody is at war...nod kids are being abused right now...deep down, we all have...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics BoxJam: I was just thinking about your hat - it's amazing. / Ms. BoxJam: Well, thanks. It's kind of funky, isn't it? / BoxJam: Since your hat is the greatest thing in the world, I have written a poem about it on this scroll... / Ms. BoxJam: Look, really, it's just a hat... / BoxJam: 'Just a hat!?' That...
 
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam are dressed in stereotypical Bavarian clothes]] / Ms. BoxJam: Traeshenchore is gut. / BoxJam (taking trash): Ja. / <> / [[BoxJam and Ms. BoxJam dance an anxious jig]]
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam walks up to Ms. BoxJam, who has a paper and a pen]] / Ms. BoxJam: Please sign this document stating that you're always to blame... / BoxJam: Will you take care of the necessary filling? After all, I'd / probably screw it up... / Ms. BoxJam: Agreed. Already got it covered... / BoxJam: Marriage...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[Little BoxJam is reading a book.]] / Book: After a harrowing trip to the site of its birth, the salmon spawns, and then awaits its demise... / Little BoxJam: Bup...what does "harrowing" mean? / BoxJam: Figure it out from context! / Little BoxJam: Huh? / BoxJam: See if you can figure it out by the words...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam closes a cellar door over the family.]] / BoxJam: OK...now we sit tight until it blows over! / 'Mina: My blankie! / BoxJam: Honey, I'm sure your blanket will be fine...we'll get it after all the tornadoes have blown through... / 'Mina: Need my blankie now! / BoxJam: But honey, el niņo is causing...
BoxJam's Doodle Comics [[BoxJam walks up to an angry Little BoxJam]] / BoxJam: Hey, bud...what's the matter? / Little BoxJam: Mommy won't let me keep a German Shepherd that followed me home... / BoxJam: Well, I'm sorry...but you know we're not ready for a dog! / Little BoxJam: Who said anything about a dog? / [[Wide scene....
 

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